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Always wait. Never hold back. Dunjabmee man, living on traditional Nojibbyjabby lands Certified #ElectionInfluencer https://t.co/GYfvM8JrNG
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Joined April 2018
Here's a new year's resolution for you, Australia: . More hose holders, less pose holders.
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@SenatorWong It's Easter, FFS. And please explain how you can commit to trans rights without destroying women's rights. Nobody has yet.
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@MurrayWatt Yeah, you're telling him how to run his business *outside* of Australia, throwing almost million dollar fines in his face, but he's a narcissist, and he's bullying *you*😂😂😂😂🤡. Get in the sea you gronk.
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Elon: Spends $40 billion of his own money to give all of the people a voice. Albo: wastes $450 million of other people's money, on a failed referendum, to create a voice for a chosen few. I think it's quite clear who is out of touch here.
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has blasted Elon Musk as someone who is “so out of touch” with what the “Australian public wants” after he failed to comply with a request from the eSafety Commissioner.
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@tanya_plibersek What beggars belief is that you clowns think Australian law should apply outside Australia, and that Elon is bullying *you* by responding quite reasonably to YOUR bullying. Get in the bloody sea. All of you.
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First, they inserted themselves into the relationship between you and your boss. Next it was you and your doctor. Then they got between you and your children. And now this prick Albo wants to insert himself between your brain and your mouth. Tell him what we told him last year.
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Senator Pauline Hanson "Piss off back to Pakistan!" - said about Mehreen Farqui, deemed racist. ABC presenter Jon Faine: "Piss off back to Ireland!" - said about Albo's BFF Alan Joyce, deemed NOT racist. Make it make sense. Cos all I see here is racist special treatment for.
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Oh hi @DanielAndrewsMP 👋. I refer you to your own statement regarding the vaccines ability to prevent you from "giving it(COVID) to others.". Can you please share the health advice and science underpinning that claim? Because Pfizer says it doesn't exist.
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If the #VoiceToParliament referendum fails, and it almost certainly will, there will be much blaming and explaining. But the simplest reason is this: . The yes campaign made unthinking, moralistic appeals to non thinkers, most of whom were already going to vote yes. And then
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Hey everybody, meet Dan Andrews. Dan's acting pretty peeved right now, because an adult entertainer from the sex industry won't be allowed to read to young children at a public library. Seems a weird thing to get upset about, right? . Well when I said "acting" I meant it. He
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@9NewsMelb @Eliza_Rugg9 💉OMG💉whatever💉could💉be💉causing💉this💉sudden💉and💉unexpected💉increase💉in💉cardiac💉health💉problems? 💉.
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Remember folks, when creating #Albomemes, there is to be absolutely no pasting of his head on to someone else's body. Don't hate me, I don't make the rules. Take it up with #eKaren. As you were.
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ABC radio this morning are demonising a stabbing victim as an anti vaxxer and rainbow hater, and giving platform to Muslims moaning about a terrorist act being called a terrorist act too quickly. Raise your hand if you're sick of this taxpayer funded 💩 factory. 🙋♀️.
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Well the channel 7 #Spotlight debate on the Voice was quite interesting. Ray Martin dinosaured like a champion, Malarndirri politicked like a union stooge, Jacinta was a champion, and bloody Lidia was lucid, coherent, and made a LOT of sense.🙀. But the best comment of the night
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@JacintaAllanMP You allowed a toxic vaccine though. In fact you even mandated it. What's the difference?.
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Enjoying your taste of net zero electricity, Victoria? Make sure you blame the right cunts.
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One of the best things about Twitter is getting news about as instantly as it gets. One of the worst things about Twitter is watching people scream "racist!" at those who correctly predicted a certain African country that produces a staggering number of violent teenage
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Whoever said "the truth shall set you free" has clearly never met Daniel Andrews. Every bit of truth that has dripped out since that day in January 2013 has pointed another little finger of guilt at him. First we discover no breath test was performed. Then the crash photos
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If you're an Aussie twitter user, you're not allowed to see this tweet. So if you do see it, please don't look at it, and whatever you do, do NOT share it. I'm only sharing it so you know what it looks like, so you know what not to look at.
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🚨🚨🚨 Breaking News!!! 🚨🚨🚨. In a bold strategy to deflect from her involvement in the Higgins affair, Katy Gallagher has come out as indigenous, and announced plans to address the parliament next week in Dunwanna speak, the traditional language of her tribe.
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Imagine spending $1.1 billion to NOT build a road, then spending $600 million to NOT host a commonwealth games, and thinking that qualifies you to deliver lectures on government efficiency.
Dutton has appointed Jacinta Nampijinpa Price as Shadow Minister for 'government efficiency.'. We're seeing this exact tactic play out in the US in real time - we know it's code for slashing services. He's trying to Americanise Australia to divide and cut - we can't let him.
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Hello. My name is Australia, and I identify as trans-electric. My pronouns are lights/out.
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@ausvstheagenda LOL, the loudest source of "get Trump" rhetoric has been Democrat politicians and their MSM sycophants. The 2 groups Albo specifically exempted from his disinformation bill. This bloke is a fuckwit of the highest order.
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Dear Australians,. Find yourself an Italian Prime Minister who looks at dickheads the way Meloni looks at Trudeau.
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Oh dear, Victoria. What have you done? Mr IBAC? Mr Lockdown? Mr Massive Debt?. Tried to warn you. #VicVotes2022.
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Would like to take a moment on this #AustraliaDay to celebrate my many Australian followers. Most of you would identify as "nobody special" just everyday Australians. Yet you are all very special people. Your energy is tireless, your memes are 🔥, your clarity is intense, your
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Simon asks, Simon gets fucking told😂😂😂😂😂. I have no idea why he's considered some sort of energy guru.
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This isn't the most retarded government announcement I've ever seen. But damn it's close. .
Today I announced the appointment of Chris Evans as the first Australian Anti-Slavery Commissioner. The establishment of the Anti-Slavery Commissioner delivers on our election commitment and builds on our efforts to combat the scourge of modern slavery, at home and abroad.
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Well, that escalated quickly.😂. The #COVIDHitler hitlist is now complete. Thank you, linesmen. Thank you, ball boys.
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Should we make Professor Spitty internet famous? . I #VoteYes.
@PoliBard YES Campaigner spits in the face of a NO voter! Make her famous. Her name is Professor Denise Ferris from the Australian National University. #VoteNoAustralia #VoteNo
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@VictoriaPolice Yeah, they bash Victorians at the direction of the Daniel Andrews. We've all seen it, thanks for the reminder. Check out #VicPolViolence in the video section if you need a refresher.
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@StevenJMiles This is you, *literally* laughing at a question about youth crime. How dare you project your disrespect onto others. Crime isn't bloody funny.
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Did you see that scam where a bloke was promising a $275 discount on electricity bills, then they actually *increased* by more than double that amount?.
Today I have announced the Albanese Government's Scams Prevention Framework. We want to help keep people's money safe, which is why our plan is designed to make Australia the hardest place for scammers to operate.
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Oh dear, the Americans have found Pauline😂😂😂.
This is a must watch documentary on what’s happening in the land down under.
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Wow, somebody has just sent a coffee van to Parliament House and donated 200 coffees to the protesters 😍. "Andrew Patterson" apparently. Remember that name. THAT's my Victoria. Not the one Dan wants to create, where people are encouraged to turn against each other. #KillTheBill.
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Before you vote in the referendum for the voice to parliament, take a moment to remember this:. People who can't even define what a woman is are going to be defining what "indigenous" means. #VoteNo #VoteNoAustralia
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Me, and a whole bunch of people I know. .
Who else knew that the incident where Dan Andrews car crashed into a teenager cyclist was a massive cover up? 🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️.Vicpol covered Dan Andrews arse! Bunch of criminals. Dan Andrews can rot in Hell!
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So 5 COVID cases are enough to lockdown an entire state, but 15 people dying while waiting for an ambulance aren't enough reason for Foley and Andrews to read a report about how our triple zero service isn't working. Seems legit. #sackdanandrews.
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@DanielAndrewsMP What consent did you get to suspend Victorian's human rights during the Pandemic? . You raped an entire state. Go take a long walk down a short flight of stairs.
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This guy made some of the best Dan Andrews videos I've ever seen. The amount of effort that goes into them is significant. Unfortunately his you-tube channel has been vanished, and I only saved 2 of them. I reckon he'd want you all to #PutLaborLast
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The last Labor PM who didn't suck, and didn't hate his country either. Might be a lesson in there somewhere.
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Wow. Sounds like even more votes heading Pauline's way. She's been pretty consistent on this topic for a long time. .
Support for immigration is collapsing in the face of the housing crisis, with almost half the country now saying they would be more likely to vote for a party committed to reducing the annual migrant intake. MORE 👉
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They're just angry because they fell for propaganda that others didn't.
Anger is building among some parents and teachers as Victoria, Queensland and New South Wales start to allow unvaccinated school staff to return to work.
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What an embarrassing time to be Australian. .
@AlboMP Just want to understand clearly: . Are you requiring this platform to censor content globally, even when that content is made inaccessible to Australian IP addresses and the content is stored only on servers in the United States?.
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@Bowenchris Yeah, cos everybody would just hate it if electricity got cheap again😂😂😂. It's hard to over state what a massive clown you are.
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It's a cult.
The Albanese Labor Government stands with trans and gender diverse people across Australia. On this #TDOV, we celebrate your strength and your courage - and we recommit to advocating for trans and gender diverse rights in the pursuit of equality.
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Tony Abbott drags coalition to the right, wins by 27 seats. Malcolm Turnbull drags it left, wins by a seat. Scomo goes Turnbull lite, loses by 20 seats. But the coalition needs to go left to get back in power?. Put the little glass pipe down, peeps. #AusVotes2022.
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You need to put a leash on your dog, @AlboMP.
🚨BREAKING: X launches legal action against Australia's eSafety Commissioner -. "The recent attacks in Australia are a horrific assault on free society. Our condolences go out to those who have been affected, and we stand with the Australian people in calling for those
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@AlboMP Given the resounding NO vote, the right thing to do for the states is to drop all state treaty and voice projects. And given you got elected on a 32% primary vote, the right thing to do would be not pretend you speak for all Australians. Don't you dare lecture on this topic.
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Oh hi @JEChalmers 👋. How is giving me a $300 rebate equivalent to a $275 saving on my power bill, when you taxed me in the first place to get the money to give me a handout?. Explain it to me like I'm a Labor voter.
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Good morning, Victoria!😁. Fancy a bit of #DanFall?. Here's episode 44 - Cook versus Crook. Enjoy. #DictatorDan #CookVersusCrook #SlugGate #RememberInNovember #SackDanAndrews
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Fiona Patten: "I got a copy of the legislation at 9pm last night after it was leaked to the Liberal Party". Let that sink in. Legislation to be voted on today, was not officially released to members of parliament by the government. Democracy is dead in Victoria.
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Looks like Dan will be cooking his own dinners *and* mowing his own lawns 😂😂😂.
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Was a bit surprised to see so many empty seats at the G right before the start of play, but then the welcome to country ceremony started, and the penny dropped. Well played, spectators 👏👏👏.
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If there was ever a meme to perfectly capture Albo, its this one. And since it's pasting his head on to a *doll* and not somebody else's body, it's fully #eKaren compliant. #Albomemes
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It's very hard to find a better meme that hasn't had a single bit of altered video or sound data. This is top shelf 💩.
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eKaren: Demands @elonmusk block certain Twitter content for Australians.Elon: Complies, but challenges the decision. eKaren: Demands content is completely removed from Twitter. Elon: "Nah, that demand is beyond the scope of your powers.". Our govt: "OMG, eLoN iS BuLLyiNg uS!🤪"
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First, Albo made @VictorianLabor remove a tweet. Then he made @Bowenchris remove his entire account😂😂😂.#Winning
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There was an interesting topic that came up during the #VoiceToParliament debate last night regarding the local tribes who live at Uluru, and their non support of the voice, which I've seen videos about. What I did NOT know, however, was that they don't even want the word
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Why do we have a woke fuckwit as chief commissioner? Anybody?.
Victoria Police chief commissioner Shane Patton taken part in a smoking ceremony as he issued a landmark apology for the force’s role in the Stolen Generation >
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$500k a year, and the poor bloke had to interrupt his holidays to hold a presser. When I was on $55k, I had my Christmas holidays interrupted, got sent over overseas on 24 hours notice, and had a 40 hour shift waiting for me when I landed. This bloke is a fucking wimp.
Check this needy little snot out. 'Look at me.' Albanese ran in front of a camera .(HIS CHOICE) for some weird presser. Then complained that Richard Marles wasn't doing his job. WHAT?.#AUSPOL The President hasn't died. There was no need for Albanese to hold a presser. #QLDPOL
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Imagine living in a country where you can't have a royal commission into COVID, but you *can* have a parliamentary secretary for men's behaviour change. What an absolute circus Australian politics has become. Time for more tigers, less clowns, I reckon.
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This lady is about to show us all how racist the left really are in this country. She's off to a cracking start already.
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@DanielAndrewsMP So says the creator of Victoria's untermensch. You got some hide on you, champ.
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The only time you clowns ever contribute to the parliament is by removing yourselves from it. Make it permanent. Oh, and pay back your salaries when you do. You're paid to represent Australians, not Palestinians.
We Greens took the protest to Parliament today when we walked out of the senate in protest at the Government's refusal to call for a ceasefire in Gaza. While we condemn the actions of Hamas we urge the Australian Govt to call for an end to the killings in Gaza.
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So on the SAME DAY, us Victorians learn that not only do we have the worst youth crime stats in 14 years, we've got *yet another* billion dollar blow out on a major project. What an absolute shitshow. But don't expect any resignations. That requires shame.
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So apparently #eKaren aka @tweetinjules has named me in federal court documents, accusing me of cyber abusing her and her team. LOL. Let's review my recent tweets and see if we can spot which ones she might have labelled cYbEr aBuSe!🤪.
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