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2017: "I want to retire a R*****n."
2022: "I want to retire a Viking."
2024: "I want to retire a Falcon."
🧐🧐🧐
#Vikings
#Falcons
#KirkCousins
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Absolutely WILD last 3:06 — as called by
@PAOnTheMic
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@PeteBercich
🔥😈
#SKOL
#Vikings
#GiantsPride
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"If Mac Jones goes 89 yards in 53 seconds with zero timeouts, we deserve to choke on the gizzard." 🦃😈
@PAOnTheMic
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@TheBrohioan
@bigcontentguy
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Seth Rogen: Movie Star Millionaire Pot Smoker, is *killing* it.
I love my kids, but they're not some weird achievement I can hang my hat on.
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@Purple_Post
But how many times did he:
1. Punch the ball out of his QB’s hands?
2. Step on his QB’s foot?
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@WellsFargo
Maybe just suspend mortgage payments for two months instead of making us beg for it.
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I’m going through Vikings news withdrawal. I need another trade up.
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@SenatorRomney
Tell Republicans to include provisions for Federal Vote-by-Mail program, then. I'm sure the Dems aren't the only ones holding things up.
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Before the draft: “Just watch—Kwesi’s going to have to wayyy overpay to get his QB.”
During draft: [Gets QBOTF, does *not* give up future 1sts—extracts maximum value in first round.]
After the draft: “HE’S MORTGAGED THE FUTURE.”
Dude can’t win. Ffs, guys.
🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️
In
@MelKiperESPN
final grades for the entire draft for each team, he gave the Minnesota
#Vikings
a C+.
Overall, Kiper liked what the
#Vikings
did on Day 1 but not so much in Day 3.
“My qualm about GM Kwesi Adofo-Mensah's class has more to do with mortgaging the future of this
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@PaulCharchian
Admitting it’s a hit to the knee would make room for the possibility that Kerby might be a fledgling serial ACL killer.
And that would take some shine off this special Lions run.
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@minnyplug
My hope is that dude comes back week 18 and we roll into the playoffs.
My expectation is to be disappointed.
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"What are we doing, Quay?!"
@PAOnTheMic
and
@Pete_Bercich
could've seen this coming from the Packers rookie.
#Skol
#Vikings
#QuayWalker
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@OldTakesExposed
I mean, they fell behind two opponents a combined 60-0 — hardly a freezing cold take 😂
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@ErinMayeQuade
And despite being armed, he was arrested, taken into custody, and not killed by the police 🧐
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Vikings Twitter took a minute to do some awesome follow lists, and went right back to “Kwesi sucks” and “I wish the Minneapolis Miracle never happened.”
Draft night on here is gonna be interesting 😏
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Just wanted to find cool Vikings prints on Etsy... but found this gem: "Ladies Line Was Too Long" by URINALCHICKS 😳
ONLY THREE LEFT IN STOCK? I need to know who bought this.
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@PaulCharchian
You’re not wrong. But you said it on the heels of this singular event — that context complicates things. If you tweeted this two days ago, I might say “yes, 100%.” But both-sidesing today? Sorry, I know you’re exhausted by the Twitter response, but you reach a lot of people here.
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@pesty_prophet
"iT's WhAt FoOtBaLL pLaYeRs Say..."
We should be able to call bullsh*t on any player who just spouts this performative crap everywhere they go.
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@Purple_Post
I endured Gus Frerotte and Brad Johnson Part II, only 4th Quarter Leads scare me.
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@bykevinclark
My Child: “How did Brady tear is rotator cuff, dad?”
Me: “Well son, it all started with this guy, Bill Gates…”
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@PurpleForTheWin
So, obvious question (just playing devil's advocate here): did we need to draft a safety in round one?
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Well I just found *this* GIF and I’ll be using the HELL out of it.
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I'd say this is one of the dumbest things the Louisville Metro PD has ever done, but the LMPD has a *lengthy* section on its Wikipedia page titled "Controversies" — oh, and Breonna Taylor 💔😔
#Scheffler
#Louisville
#PGA
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Hockenson hurt with a torn up knee is hilarious! He faked it a few months ago!
NEVER fake an Injury! Karma at its finest!
Be a good person and good things happen!
#nfl
#nflnews
#FantasyFootball
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@VikesCentral
Between the drafts, the Rodgers extension and this... I hope they keep Gutey around 🤣
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MLB’s richest owners, their payroll (rank), and WS titles 🏆 since ’92:
1. San Francisco Giants (14th) 🏆🏆🏆
2. Atlanta Braves (6th) 🏆🏆
3. St. Louis Cardinals (10th) 🏆🏆
4. MINNESOTA TWINS (19th) ❌
5. New York Yankees (1st) 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
The Pohlads suck.
#SellTheTeam
#Twins
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So much tension between these guys, yikes 😬🙄
Not a care in the world cuz the deal is in place & they are getting their guy so dang soon😮💨
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Forget Blockbuster—my family rolled with these two (and the Dakota County Library System) 🥺
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He’s usually so good with exits, too.
Houston damn why yaw ain’t tell me you miss one exit you for sure added 17 minutes to the destination
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"I crack my iPhone against my quads at LEAST twice a month, but I'm telling you, man—the tighter the jeans, the looser you play."
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Former Vikings G.M. Rick Spielman believes Vikings will overpay to move up to get QB J.J. McCarthy.
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@GeoRebekah
Do we really think Gen Z is willing to tilt the 2024 election to the GOP to punish Biden for Israel and this? Seems like a pretty short-sighted, privileged approach.
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@PaulCharchian
Not surprising from a state that waited so long to let us buy liquor/cars on Sundays 🤦🏼♂️
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@bostonherald
Saving everyone else a read, this reaches peak crazy when he writes “Fourth Reich of Maskachusetts.” How the hell did this get published,
@bostonherald
— so irresponsible during a pandemic.
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