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@Whitneyxbri

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just a tall girl stumbling through life (6’1) 🦋✨ This page is full of intrusive thoughts|| welcome to the madness 🎩

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@BillyM2k While your at it make sure she knows your social security number to show you’re in fact a human
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@SevillaAnderso2 Congratulations you have just discovered fuck around and find out 🎉🥳
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@Alphafox78 Burn ittttty 🔥
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@Rothmus Dogs will make anyone with a heart cry 😭 we don’t deserve their love
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@wiseconnector Hot take: food
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@MomsPostingLs Well at least he’s creative?
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@Whitneyxbri
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Here is our most recent pup-date See the puppy that comes to say hi Then immediately throws a fit because I won’t pick him up? 4 weeks old and already spoiled rotten Send help he’s going to be a handfull
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@TONYxTWO Well at least some people are coming to their senses
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@NickJFuentes @EdKrassen This is why even conservatives can’t take you seriously
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@Alphafox78 They’re missing the quintessential coexist sticker
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@Rothmus Coming from a family of giants this makes complete sense 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@MomsPostingLs Damn shots fired
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@Whitneyxbri
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QT a pic of you in your shades
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QT a pic of you in your shades
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@Rothmus I love seeing people get angry when their words are used against them 🤣their hypocrisy knows no bounds
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Americans would have a stroke trying to navigate this. Me included
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2 months
Currently at target getting with one of the puppies. And @ecoay got me the next Sarah j mass book 🥰🥰
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@MomsPostingLs She didn’t learn what plan B was after the first 2-3 😱
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@Whitneyxbri
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2 months
Does anyone else absolutely hate the auto correct on x? I swear it’s different than my normal iMessages. I see it happening for a lot of other people also.
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3 months
This is what a Sunday in the south looks like
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@MomsPostingLs Wait her boyfriend drives???
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@MomsPostingLs She needs a sugar daddy
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@Whitneyxbri
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2 months
Finally got to ride a 4 wheeler today in the mountains. I would’ve taken a picture or video of the beautiful scenery, however I lost my phone on the trail. It was found on our way back so enjoy the gif below but just know it was no where near as beautiful Enjoy your weekend!
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@EverythingOOC And it all comes to light 💡
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2 months
Joke of the day QT How do you organize a space party? You planet
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Joke of the Day QT Put any joke or pun and create an image to go with it. I told my girlfriend that she should always embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug
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2 months
Here’s a little something to make your day better 🩵 I hope it makes you smile
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Joke of the day QT Make up any joke or pun and create an image for it. How did people see in the dark during mid-evil times They used knight lights 💡
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Joke of the Day QT Make up any joke or pun and create an image for it. I was walking past a farm, and a sign read: “Duck, eggs!” I thought, “That’s an unnecessary comma.” Then it hit me. @aceyfer @Sigyn_Selene @Pony_WanKenobi
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Oh nooo 🥺 doge passed away at 18 She lived a long life and I’m sure she was the goodest girl #ripdoge #doge
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In your opinion, what makes a person successful? What is used to measure said success And does it vary from person to person?
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2 months
Here’s my Opinion on the new algorithm or the Robin Hood Algorithm (coined by Alex Finn) The big accounts are bleeding impressions and engagements on their post While some feel this is exactly what x needed I am inclined to disagree with this. For anyone wanting to
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2 months
@MishaFitton I am a super small account and I jumped up in the space to talk about what I had been experiencing….. I had my hand raised for 30 minutes and the space ended without me getting to speak.
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What do you call the bugs that light their butts up?
Firefly 🔥🪰
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Lightning bug 💡🪲
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@ecoay @MarveIFacts They’re training their extra shiny ones ✨
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2 months
Let me just tell you Mrs. Maas knows how to write a book After reading ACOTAR this woman could write on a napkin and I’d read it Anyone else read this series?? 📖📚📘📕
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@Not_the_Bee Didn’t he just have his coronation?!?
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2 months
Good morning yall! It’s Finally Friday Someone give me a good drink recipe #fridayvibes
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2 months
Here’s a little pup-date for your timeline All the babies eyes are open and they started walking!
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Happy cinco de Mayo 🇲🇽🌯🪇🌮
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@CNN Finally someone noticed how a 25$ corner ticket became 457$ like how does that even happen?!?!?
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2 months
Well I found a brown recluse on my computer at work today brb gonna burn the building down
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Joke quote of the day Did you hear about our most recent ski trip? It started off fine but went downhill fast 📉
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Joke of the Day QT Put any joke or pun and create an image to go with it. I thought of this Banger joke about time travel that I was super proud of Most of you didn’t get it.
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Joke of the day QT Why are fish so smart??? Because they live in schools
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Joke of the Day QT Put any joke or pun and create an image to go with it Why it is hard for a communist to tell a joke? It's not funny until everyone gets it.
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Who knew all it took was giving them some mis matched socks to wear them out?
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I’m doing the May challenge I May or May not give a Fu*k
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Does this explain people with synesthesia? 🤔 How cool would it be to see colors when listening to music Makes me wonder if Terence Howard also has synesthesia
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Joke of the day QT I once read a book about glue 📖✨ I couldn’t put it down
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Joke of the Day QT Put any joke or pun and create an image to go with it Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent. @Whitneyxbri @Sigyn_Selene @Pony_WanKenobi @aceyfer @ksjdeals
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@NoContextHumans Nagini? Is that you?
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@Alphafox78 Someone figure out who this person is…… I just want to talk 👿
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Joke of the day QT Put a joke or pun with an image created for it Why did the orchestra get struck by lighting? It had a great conductor
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Joke of the Day QT Put any Joke or pun and then create an image for it. Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside down from
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How me and @ecoay roll up in x
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@elonmusk @EndWokeness Dems have to try and sway the vote somehow 🤦🏽‍♀️
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@brockpierson You look like a back street boy
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The trash eventually takes its self out 🗑️
@BenStanton77
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Thousands of protesters heading to Met gala to cause chaos for Democrat donors. Nothing like the left eating its own
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@klinetomischief 10000/10 would reccomend this show I absolutely loved it. I believe I’ve rewatched it 6 times
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Dearest Gentle reader Tonight calls for popcorn, wine and #BridgertonS3 watch party.
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@DiligentDenizen Now here comes all the mad libs
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I’m just going to have this here 🤣😅
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@Alphafox78 Why would they need one when the alter boys do the job just fine
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Anyone else’s day dragging?
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@invis4yo They were clearly in the middle of a convo that needed finishing 💁🏽‍♀️💅🏽✨
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2 months
@BenStanton77 +90 points for the lib
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For all my Harry Potter fans please enjoy I laughed way too hard at some of these Do you things these would work on you? 🤔
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2 months
@catturd2 So glad I didn’t get the jab
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2 months
This is the best thing I’ve seen on the internet today 🤣🤣🤣
@MoooPapa
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2 months
I woke up at 3:00 a.m. with a leg cramp, then I sneezed and threw my back out, I'm one fart away from being paralyzed and now I have to go put siding on a house. 😳
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Also 10/10 would recommend using the sound it makes it better 💯
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They told me not to give up on my dreams So I went back to bed
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@ClownWorld_ Depends on who asked who on the date
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@EndWokeness This has gotten beyond ridiculous it needs to stop
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@OfficialComent I vote we call him Nick Führer
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@DiligentDenizen Ya know I try not to believe in stereo types but these people are making it really hard 🤣
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This is NOT the heat that Whitney Houston wanted to feel somebody with 🥵
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3 months
Well we went to the vet today and left with puppies!!! 8 total my baby did such a good job
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2 months
@Das_Not_Gooddd The girl who is named Ciera is an influencer and they kept sending her cease and desist letters when they went to court she got the rights. They have offered to buy the rights back but she refuses to sell 🤣
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Taco festival 2k24 🪇🌮
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@mindfulmaven_ And also change your mindset! I can’t explain how much a positive attitude helps 📢
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If you haven’t already you need to go follow both of these wonderful people @UnboundMonkey @UnbridledMonkey
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Y'all know what it is! If you're not already, follow my wife. She's amazing 😍
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@productions86 Wait of if I don’t have that friend in my friend groups….. does that mean I’m the friend? Am I the problem????
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@Alphafox78 He will be feeling that for the next month
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@xBongking420x We apreciate you @xBongking420x 🫡 👏🏽
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@ThePoliticalPom I have met dogs that didn’t like certain races 🤣
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@dippindottt Our fav blue collar girl 🩵🫡
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@ecoay Hey that’s me 💁🏽‍♀️💅🏽
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2 months
Welcome to the 24th annual hunger games and may the odds be ever in your favor 🔥🐦‍🔥
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Wait 🤔🤔🤔 They might be on to something here 🤣
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2 months
@ecoay Not so far, in fact half of the stuff they have said doesn’t seem to be correct 🤔 yet people praise them 🤷🏽‍♀️
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2 months
@ThePoliticalPom It’s in their breakfast items
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She thought her dad was making fun of Joe Biden 🤣🤣😉 I’m surprised they let POTUS on the stage last night
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1 month
iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while u sleep *next morning* iPhone: I couldn’t do it bro. Just didn’t feel right. vibe was off
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2 months
If you use common sense against nicks followers they don’t have a comeback 🤷🏽‍♀️
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2 months
@EbeneezerV3 @imPenny2x I am not saying all of that portion is incorrect. I am merely objectively looking at this as a White Christian Conservative male. Objectively I see little difference between 1)a White man dressing as a woman claiming to be trans and talking about hating white people and
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When your boyfriend makes you a banner that encompasses your entire personality! • books •bully’s (dogs) •boots And • glamorous shiny things ✨🪩🩵
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2 months
@crystalandqueue @Hot_Takes10 @ecoay has been breaking it down for me lol
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2 months
@productions86 Look…. I know the mop is probably only used for this specific purpose however with the visual I can’t bring my self to do it. It gives me the ick 🤢🤮
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3 months
Are there any other adult that still eat fruit roll ups any chance they get or is that just me 😅
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3 months
This is worth the read go check it out
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3 months
I asked Grok a very simple question and this is how he responded. It seems you're feeling irrelevant on X, which could stem from various reasons. The feeling of being irrelevant might be related to a lack of engagement or interaction with your posts, a sense of not being heard
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@ecoay Well life has fine tuned you babe 🥰😘
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@notyouneek There are a lot of people on x I’ve recently discovered who live to tear people down and insult them in anyway possible. I just remind my self that they’re miserable and I decided that they’re not going to drag me down with them. I’ve started laughing and moving on 🤷🏽‍♀️
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WE REALLY NEED TO NORMALIZE THE THREE DAY WEEKEND. ONE DAY FOR ACTIVITIES, ONE DAY FOR CLEANING AND ONE DAY FOR REST AND TV BINGING Especially now that #BRIDGERTON is back!!
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@Whitneyxbri
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2 months
See not all of us Gen Z ers are lazy, entitled and stupid. @thegoldbergshow is a prime example that we exist love the message! 🫶🏽
@thegoldbergshow
TheGoldbergShow🇺🇸🇷🇺
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To message to all young adults:
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Joke of the day What do you call a sleeping T-Rex? A Dino-snore
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Joke of the Day QT Put any joke or pun and create an image to go with it. What do you do with an elephant that has 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino
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2 months
Can we get one of these in Tennessee also?
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How would you feel if you drove past this sign on the highway ?
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