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The exact moment
@freddurst
asked me to sing “Full Nelson” and my brain instantly shut off. Just blank. Devoid of any functional thought.
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Joey Chestnut eats 75 hotdogs and is celebrated as a king. I eat 9 hotdogs one time at a kids birthday party and I’m “embarrassing to be around”
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Nonviolent marijuana offenders sitting in American prisons reading this news
BREAKING: Brittney Griner released by Russia in 1-for-1 prisoner swap for arms dealer Viktor Bout, U.S. official says
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Josh Allen has 2 red zone interceptions and a fumble in the end zone
National Media: “you can’t trust Kirk Cousins as your QB”
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The
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are undefeated when I drink too much at halftime and get yelled at by my wife
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Florio on Kaep’s QB ability pre-activism
Colin Kaepernick, with time to knock off the rust and prepare, would be better than any option the Seahawks, Panthers, and Texans currently have. He'd be better than any QB (sorry TuAnon) that the Dolphins currently have. He'd possibly win the job in Atlanta, too.
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Mike Zimmer walking into his first postgame presser in Boulder, Colorado to find Chris Tomasson front row
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Kirk Cousins is the NFC leader is passing yards and passing touchdowns while the Vikings are 12-3.
And there’s really people out there who think he shouldn’t be a pro bowler
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Kirk Cousins reaction after throwing an INT that was 100% his receivers fault
Aaron Rodgers reaction after throwing an INT that was 100% his fault
🤔 🤔
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Darrisaw flinches; false start
Andrew Thomas leaves full 2 steps early; nah we good
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Kirill on the ice and Kirilloff the ice
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The
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have been the worst franchise in pro sports for the past 18 years and have 2 more playoff wins than the
#MNTwins
do in that span
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Dalvin Cook getting “injured” every time he fumbles is the new Xavier Rhodes every time he got beat
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Jackson Mahomes hating the media is hilarious
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Breaking: SKOR NORTH followers think similarly to SKOR NORTH
POLL: 68.3% of Minnesota
#Vikings
fans say it's time for the team to move on from Kirk Cousins. 🤔
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The “Kirk Cousins’ contract won’t allow the Vikings to resign their stars or sign free agents” crowd won’t be happy
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Aaron Rodgers says people were rooting against the Packers solely because of his vaccination status.
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If I were Kirk I simply would have pushed Lawrence off me with 1 arm then thrown a no look 30 yard dart to Osborne and won the game. Can’t believe he didn’t do that.
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What can possibly go wrong running a draft on dial up internet and no cell service
Site of the 2025 NFL Draft, Thursday April 24 through Saturday April 26:
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Patrick Mahomes or Aaron Rodgers feel pocket pressure, avoid the rush, step up and throw open their deep receiver for a 60 yard gain “OH MY GOD WHAT A PLAY AND THROW WE ARE WITNESSING GREATNESS”
Kirk Cousins does it “wow…how lucky can one player get. The pass even wobbled”
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@AroundtheHorn
@billbarnwell
I mean, you guys know they don’t practice at US Bank right? TCO and US Bank are on opposite ends of town. Like that was legitimately his first time there as a player for the Vikings. You guys don’t understand this?
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Peter Bukowski said the Vikings drastically overpaid for the next Kyle Rudolph in TJ Hockenson
In his 8 games as a Viking, Hock has 444 yards on 52 catches
That would be Rudolph’s 5th best full season as a Viking and would be the best 8 game stretch of Rudolph’s entire career
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Bro is outside on a FUCKING MOUNTAIN
Canada, security in Blue Mountain Ontario assaults a man in front of his wife and children for not wearing a medical mask despite being exempt. This is the result of the mandates created by some governments to oppress honest people, including Italy.
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Somewhere Mike Zimmer is watching this Vikings team with 13 rush attempts at the half and is fuming
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It’s not about WANTING Murray suspended, it’s about the precedence and hilarious inconsistencies of the refs and Adam Silver.
Sources: The NBA is fining Nuggets star Jamal Murray for substantial amount after throwing heat pad and towel on court toward official Monday night. No suspension.
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We’ve seen an official tackle a defender making an INT leading to a TD instead, 12 men on defense not get called on a goal line stand, 12 men on offense not get called, 3 separate TDs get inexplicably called dead (2 on defense), and so much more. Yet the Vikings are still 11-3
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Kerby Joseph with that picture perfect tackling technique they teach in Detroit
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33 point comeback
24 point comeback
20 point comeback
17 point comeback against the Bills
7 4th QTR/OT game winning drives this year alone
But I’m told Kirk Cousins isn’t clutch
Prior to today, the last team to overcome a deficit of 24+ points to win a regular season game was Washington in Week 7, 2015 vs Buccaneers - the Kirk Cousins "You Like That?" game
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So other teams want Kirk, brand new coaching staff here wants Kirk and new GM wants Kirk.
But yes random Twitter users, you know more than all of them
The
#Vikings
received trade calls about Kirk Cousins in recent weeks. But new coach Kevin O'Connell repeatedly said he was excited to build an offense around Cousins and now will get to do it.
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*Cousins walks up to the line of scrimmage, doesn’t like the look the defense is giving him for a run up the middle, wants to call an audible to pass downfield, checks the bench*
Mike Zimmer;
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I’m going to run with the narrative I just created in my head that Za’Darius Smith signed with the Vikings as a personal vendetta against Rodgers and the Packers
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Zimmer blaming others and not taking responsibility himself. A tale as old as time
Towards the end of his tenure, Mike Zimmer bemoaned Kirk Cousins to several within the Vikings.
Now, if the Vikings keep Cousins, it’s a bet Kevin O’Connell can connect with the QB in ways Cousins’ previous coaches couldn’t. Story:
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I haven’t felt this way after a Vikings game since the Miracle
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You can like Spielman and Zimmer and appreciate what they did in their time here (90% of the time) and still be excited for a change. It was time.
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Aaron Rodgers “if I’m coming back, I need top tier receivers to throw to”
Packers office:
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Feeling bad
#GoPackGo
? Lets just put a happy little tree in there. There, doesn’t that feel better?
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“What a story! Xavier Rhodes was hurt! He looked done for the night!”
Collinsworth has clearly never watched a Rhodes game before
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It’s almost like KOC has a bunch of respect for Donatell and considers him a personal friend so he’s not going to publicly humiliate him in his comments or fire him at a press conference in front of hundreds of strangers
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Simply elite. How many QBs are making this throw?
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Big if true
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The “I cyber stalked this person and harassed them constantly until they blocked me. Look at how soft they are!” isn’t exactly the dunk you think it is
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Alopecia is just a type of hair loss. It’s an annoyance. People out here acting like she’s fighting cancer.
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Kirk Cousins Kirk Cousins Kirk Cousins Kirk Cousins Kirk Cousins Kirk Cousins Kirk Cousins Kirk Cousins Kirk Cousins Kirk Cousins Kirk Cousins Kirk Cousins Kirk Cousins Kirk Cousins… just my feed nonstop every day. Some of y’all need to take a break for a couple days
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The extreme irony here being that she is on a show of all former athletes who were gifted jobs after their playing careers without putting in that work. And she herself isn’t going from AM radio to hosting a FS1 show in just a couple of years if her brother isn’t a HOF NFL player
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There is one QB out there who knows the system like the back of his hand. Inside and out, he is in perfect unison mentally with every complexity. At 38 years old, he’s not a young man anymore but by no means aged out of the position.
I give you the new QB1
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I forgot about this gem
6-1 currently looking like it could be 6-5 by Thanksgiving night, Vikings fans.
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Coming back to NBC this fall. Justin Jefferson and Terry McLaurin are…
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“Dear Twitter, why does nobody take me serious as a reporter?”
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Zimmer took that 29th ranked defense shit real personal
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Rogue One and it isn’t particularly close.
Force Awakens is great, Solo is fun and Phantom Menace is pure muff cabbage
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@ChrisPalmerNBA
Thoughts and prayers to your gated community. I’m in Minneapolis/St Paul, we can’t imagine what you had to endure, watching your private security and all.
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@MegaZane5
Yes the 7th seed Minnesota Timberwolves, who had the 2nd most technical fouls in the league, lead the league in fouls, and who Memphis had more FTs game 1 by 43-27, they had the refs in their corner
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I sweep you off your feet and then we bang in the produce fridge while feeding each other 5lbs of strawberries. Is that what you want to hear Alex??
My god these posts are so fucking stupid
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We’ve still never seen LeBron finish a book
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@ProFootballTalk
You’ve never been afraid to broadcast terrible opinions, I’ll give you that
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If I were a petty man, I could go find a whole mess of tweets calling the Vikings frauds because they ALMOST lost to Washington
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Vikings about to shatter the hearts of both Diggs brothers in back to back weeks
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My daughter’s first Wild game;
•Brawl in the section next to us
•fight on the ice with an unsportsmanlike penalty you never see
•drunk guy 2 rows behind us went ass over tea kettle the seats in front of him
•her picture is on the big screen
•Wild win 5-2
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Kirk needs to go full Favre and say “fuck it, this play sucks” and just start calling it himself
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Josh Dobbs was fun for a couple weeks but…
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If you’re keeping track;
Scherzer (Mets) got immediately ejected and suspended 10 games for excess rosin use
Germán (Yankees) got 2 warnings for excess rosin use, didn’t follow the warnings, allowed to keep pitching and the umps ejected the opposing manager for good measure
Max Scherzer received an ejection and automatic 10-game suspension for rosin use in today's game, and awaits trial.
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I’d rather watch Jackson Mahomes celebrate a SB win than Eagles fans
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Kwesi called some bluffs, didn’t overpay, kept pick 23 and got their QB still. I imagine people are bitching about it
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Defensive cap hits and cap ranks
CIN - $91.1m 2nd
KC - $74.6m 9th
PHI - $74.1m 10th
SF - $73.4m 11th
MIN - $69.4m 12th
Defensive ranks;
CIN - 16th
KC - 11th
PHI - 2nd
SF - 1st
MIN - 31st
Vikings have $ and spend on defense higher than average. They just suck at it.
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@GoldBlooded79
Scrolling the responses looking for any 1’s who need to be reported to authorities.
Seriously, don’t eat raw bacon.
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But they got a better draft pick, why is he not happy?! I thought Alex Boone told us players don’t care if they make the playoffs?
Nick Mullens’ answer here says a lot — about him, the team, the arc of the Vikings’ season. Emotion that really just shows how much this means to these guys.
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Nix going 12 tells me trading up to 10 was necessary
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This is happening because the tailgaters weren’t all there at 9am
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I need to hear a logical reason for the 8-1 Vikings being home dogs to Cowboys who just shit their pants on primetime.
But the logical reason does not exist.
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Zimmer is so outgoing and such a fun loving personality that he’s definitely going to be able to reach college kids and this definitely wouldn’t backfire
Rumors circulating former Vikings HC Mike Zimmer could be joining Deion as defensive coordinator
@CUBuffsFootball
Zimmer has been working in advisory role with Sanders at JSU
#CollegeFootball
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Chris Collinsworth when he visits the Green Bay locker room after the game
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