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I am your lord and savior, Cheesus Sliced. We are the filth, those who chose darkness over light. Greet death. Breathe strife.
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@fuckyouiquit
Oh, so if you get divorced, I guess that means that you no longer have to provide for your family? Good to know - I’ll let the family court judge know too!🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@AllEliteLiam63
@davemeltzerWON
Was that before or after he kicked the leg out of his leg? 🤣🤣🤣
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Cool, cool, cool, but what records did they leave with?
A family of ducks went to the record shop
📹 peachesrecords
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@TheWapplehouse
The cop worked for 6 different law enforcement agencies in the last 3.5 yrs. That can’t be good news.
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@TheEmilJay
"Thanks for the ride Mom and Dad. Y'all got a real nice muthafuckin' car. Your son is the best muthafuckin' ring announcer in the muthafuckin' game! MDK all fuckin' day Mom and Dad!" - Nick Gage to Emil's parents. 😂
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I’m coming to the conclusion that I think this is the best death metal debut of the 80s/90s. Something has probably topped it by now, but this trumped every other DM debut at the time.
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@wildfacebook
Then he doubled down and tried to get some pity for having bad parents!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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So, I’ve had a Hinge account now for approx. 18 hrs and not one single woman has thrown me a like. Was it a mistake to include the photo of the Mutiilation couch with the caption “if we match, this is where we shall consummate our union”? Photo for reference.
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@numetal_moment
Lotta old white dudes with a lotta thoughts about young non-white women. I’m glad this only happens with regard to entertainment b/c it’d be a real problem if it happened with regard to major issues.
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For the death metal lovers. Name a great death metal album…best from the 90s!
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@davidbix
I see a lot of people below shit-talking her ability, which is not wrong, but never forget that the WWE allowed someone with clearly not enough training to repeatedly hurt people. They should have sent her back for more training or cut her sooner instead of pushing her on TV.
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Post an album with the band on the cover. We know who really wrote and performed the music on this record.
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@numetal_moment
Toxicity came out on 9/4/01 and contains the song "Jet Pilot" which has some pretty eerie lyrics if you look at it in hindsight. My friend's dad owned a store similar to Mailboxes, Etc. in Myrtle Beach, and a woman came in with her son's Toxicity CD and a 7 page letter to the
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This is a good place.
New To FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH? Here's Where To Start
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@yspertine
For the record, I believe this person was completely in the right, but I do think it’s funny that they tweeted this right before the sandbox debacle. 🤣🤣🤣
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Bolt Thrower sucks...sorry, but its true. Now, if you'll please respect my privacy at such a difficult time.🙏
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@MikeMacRaeMike
@cranfather
Not mad - he’ll just be “caught off guard” and cancel the tour you guys are currently on!🤣🤣🤣🤣
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So, I’m trying to go back and deep dive on bands that I’ve missed. Tonight’s deep dive:
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@doulbedoink
@BrainRunnethIn
Hulk Hogan lie: Metallica wanted me to play bass for them when Cliff Burton died but Vince McMahon wouldn't let me.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@TheWapplehouse
@Dentchal84
It looks like two of the four worked at the same detention center too. Imagine if 2 of your co-workers plus 2 colleagues in different local branches of your office all took their own lives on the same day, and the company immediately declared that they were totally unrelated.🤔
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I guess what better time than now. 3:15 AM EST here's my first AOTY - its the Top 50. After about 10 or so there's no real rhyme or reason. Like it. Don't like it. Go crazy.🤘
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@muchnerve
"They treat us like shit, haven't had a raise in two years, and benefits suck. I was gonna look for something else, but then they got that ping pong table! We get to play 20 minutes a day. Sure, it comes out of our lunch break time, but its still awesome!" Said no one ever.
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We always called these sand spurs…how bout yall?
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This is going down tonight y'all!! Should I wear a Blood Incantation shirt or is wearing a shirt of one of the bands you're going to see still considered lame?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣(PS - I'm wearing the BI shirt anyway cuz IDGAF!)
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@numetal_moment
"federal government" about how the lyrics prove that SOAD knew about 9/11 in advance. She asked him to package it up and mail it to the government, but he told her he needed an actual address. She left in a huff and called him a terrorist.🤣🤣
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Am I crazy or does Immortal have an album coming out tomorrow?
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@RichHomieJuice
Yeah, if you make a rap album that sells more than 1.3 million copies, you’re not faking a rap career. You have a rap career. 🤷♂️
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@vintagepuro
@IAmJericho
Steamboat could still snap off those fucking knife edge chops! Makes you wonder what kinda matches we woulda seen out of him between ‘94 and ‘09 if he would’ve wrestled even part time.
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@ask_aubry
Thank god I met my wife when she was still 25! Just a few months and she would've been too old for me to date and I would've missed out on the last 15 years we've spent together! Whew!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@GoofyAhhFolf
@shirtsthtgohard
@JojoThaBeast98
The realistic Quagmire looks like if Adam Levine was allergic to bee stings.
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@angarone
@jmeijers
@SmithGoesToHell
@Esqueer_
To the tune of $44 billion. That’s a ridiculously expensive murder for hire plot.🤣
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Man, I know there’s been a lot of weird Dying Fetus discourse today, but who made it about food?🤢🤮🤣
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Jason Barnett has been responsible for some of the coolest album art in the last few years!
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Anybody else listened to this monster yet? Absolute bonkers meloblack! For my tastes, this is one of the absolute best things I've heard so far this year. Plus, the member of this one man band is called Lord Metal, and their logo is dope! How can you not love that?
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Death/Doom demo out of Indiana that just dropped today. If you like death doom, this one fucks pretty goddamn hard.
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My Top 50 albums of 2022! My master list has 224 albums on it. The record label that popped up the most was Redefining Darkness (12 on my master list and 3 in the top 50). Also, death metal dominated my list with 146 in some death related subgenre. Enjoy and LMK your thoughts.
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@HeavyMetalYetii
Ive been listening to this shit for like 30 yrs, and I can’t name 5 songs of most of the bands I listen to! Hell, sometimes I can’t tell you the album titles. I’ll just say shit like “I really liked their 3rd record. I can’t remember what it was called but it was fucking sick.”
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@BaddBabylon
@SeanRossSapp
Don't put that on him - he just misspelled "Prius." He takes energy efficient cars very seriously.
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@TheWapplehouse
Watch out for the vigilante bc he really just wants to shoot someone legally. He will shoot someone at some point soon.
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@TheWapplehouse
I'd be willing to wager a healthy sum of cash that she doesn't respect him for reasons fully unrelated to him being white.🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I've seen a lot of love for this album, and I finally had a chance to give it a proper listen last night and again this morning. I was anticipating this one for many reasons, but, too often, the albums I anticipate don't meet expectations. This one absolutely does! Listen ASAP!
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I know a lot of shit came out yesterday, but don't overlook this one: Idiopathic - Microcosms. Cosmic death metal out of CA that is very good stuff!
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@RumandGarden
@WriterComicNYer
@bigsnugga
@castergunx
Yeah, dirty cops actually get charged with crimes, tried, and found guilty before being punished, rather than getting murdered in what should be routine traffic stops.
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@ohshidt
And, when I was growing up, I knew people who liked to remove these safety features whenever they could because, and I quote, "Saw don't cut right with 'em on there." One guy lost all of the knuckles in the middle of his fingers for this reason...😬
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@joegagne
What's the big deal? When he was getting back in the ring, he saw a penny, and it was on heads. He was just trying to pick it up and get himself some luck.
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@Maffewgregg
The week after that he's gonna tell the audience that he has a 141 and 2/3 chance of beating his next opponent, and, just maybe, it will be Samoa Joe.
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@TheWapplehouse
@ykkswb
If you’re filming people without their knowledge in the bathroom, who actually has the problem?🤷♂️
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@davidbix
In 1989, I threw a fit in a mall because my mom wouldn't buy me a Handheld. She dragged me from the mall kicking and screaming. I got home and my dad had bought me a Nintendo, which is why mom wouldn't buy me the other game. I was 5 and never felt like more of an asshole.
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Divorce is so weird. For over 17 yrs, I’ve had at least one other person in my house pretty much at all times. For the first time in forever, I’m alone on a Friday night with no idea what to do. I know this will get normal, but it’s weird as fuck right now. And lonely…
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Just wanted to update everyone. As of a few hours ago, Daisy is no longer with us. She laid down, went to sleep and never woke back up. She went out on her own terms just like she would’ve wanted. I’m really gonna miss that fucking dog though. Thank yall for all the kind words.❤️
So, Daisy’s left hip started to swell about a week ago. I took her to the vet today and was told she has bone cancer in her pelvic bone. The vet says she has about 2 weeks left. She’s a 13-yr old boxer, so it’s not a shock. I just thought we had some more time…💔💔
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@davidbix
Listening to Lio Rush on Jericho’s podcast, he had to ask to come off the road b/c he wasn’t even making enough to cover his road expenses and was fucking LOSING money. All while he was being featured on national TV on a weekly basis. Pure insanity.
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@RyanMarino
I used to listen to Rogan years ago, mainly for fight related stuff and some comedy shit. When he started asking Eddie Bravo about chemtrails and flat earth theories, I took my leave. Fuck that noise for real.🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@TheMattCardona
I looked up "Matt Cardona" matches on Peacock and found zero results for that too. Is this a rib guys? Is Matt Cardona a worker? Is he even a real person?
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Bout to go speak at this conference…wish me luck y’all.😬😬😬
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@fuckedupfoods
I watched this in frozen terror just waiting for the food in the pot to go flying all over the crowd. I was very relieved when that didn’t happen!
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We didn’t burn the house down! We didn’t burn the house down!
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You can't go wrong with
@bdmmetal
but this three album run is pretty unfuckwithable! If it was more than three, we could expand it out in both directions, really.
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@numetal_moment
I watched this live when it happened, and it was so fucking funny because, after the first few times, the censors started trying to bleep it, and they couldn’t ever get it right. 🤣
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Just back from a late night run! Imma be under 200 lbs pretty soon!🤘🤘🤘PS - the second picture is here bc I thought it was funny. I took it right as sweat dripped in my eye.🤣🤣
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Has anybody else listened to this one yet? I’m three tracks in and loving it. I think it’s my favorite 2/24 release, and, seeing as how it’s the last one, that’s not gonna change!
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Wearing a Mayhem longsleeve at work today bc not meeting with any clients and don't have any conferences. I went down to the basement to get a drink. A woman coming out of the mailroom took one look at my shirt, made a 😩, gasped audibly, and walk-ran to the elevator.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Maffewgregg
After it shot him in the face, he breathed out smoke line 4 times! That shit was crazy!
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@IVPvideos
Also, Jody Threat is a very established indy worker and among the upper echelon of indy talent right now. To refer to her as "just some jobber" that Athena took liberties with was a weird take too.
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Re-listening to my top 30 AOTY albums, and I've found my favorite 4 Black Metal releases of the year. All four of these were just fucking great stuff!
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Me: The perfect woman doesn't exist.
Twitter: Hold my beer...🤣🤣🤣
Olympic silver medalist and Italian gymnast Giorgia Villa is sponsored by parmesan cheese and takes many of her photos while posing with large wheels of cheese
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@TheArnShow
@OfficialTAZ
Depends - is it a wrestling match or is Taz trying to carjack him? If its a carjacking, Taz is gonna get the Swiss cheese treatment.
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@ericinsarasota
I think that's part of it, but I remember reading all about it when it happened and I don't remember all of the sexual assault stuff being explored in detail. Also, I think hearing from the actual victim of the assault is a lot more powerful than just reading about it.
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Not too bad for a middle aged hefty dude!🤣🤣
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I'm relistening to a bunch of shit from 2022, and I forgot how much good shit got released that year. Here's just a few.
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@RyanMarino
I was gonna say that, up until recently, envelopes of white powder were always assumed to be anthrax. It’s crazy as fuck that they’re assuming it’s fentanyl now.🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
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Some of the finest black metal of the year. Don't sleep on this one!
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This is one of my favorite releases of the weekend, but its also an AOTY for sure. Native American hard hitting black metal but with underpinnings of 60s and 70s classic rock. There are parts where you think "what if Blue Cheer's singer did black metal vocals?" Really good shit.
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Blackened Death Metal with a little bit of doom influence out of North Carolina (Boone; album recorded in Asheville). I'll drop the BC below.
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Legit, Dinosaur Jr. is one of the best shows I’ve ever seen. And, yes, one of the loudest concerts I’ve ever been to.
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25 vs 40! I think I look better now TBH.🤣🤣
Did I age well? (I'm more gray now)
29 vs 44
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These photos are about 3 weeks apart. I’ve lost a LOT of weight in 3 weeks man.💪💪💪💪
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Seen a lot of hate for this one and don't really get it.
@Werewolves20
has been one of the most intense DM bands for the last 5 or so years and this album is no different. Faceripper from start to finish! You might not love the lyrics, but they match the intensity of the music.
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Quite the mail day y’all!! (Not pictured is the Worm “Foreverglade” tshirt) Thanks
@20buckspinlabel
!
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Half assed attempt to “Ough!” while repping a local favorite from this year - Columbia’s own, Olkoth!🤘🤘🤘
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Y'all like the Cavaleras right? How come nobody's talking about this? Feels like modern-day Nailbomb in a lot of ways.
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