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Journalist. Master of Political Science. Founder of the Sharia Law Center.
Washington DC
Joined February 2010
I will never be able to top getting Michael Elgin so mad that he threatened to record him having sex with his "wife" and post it for me. Unless he actually does post the fuck footage.
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In 9 hours Table Boston has deactivated their twitter, taken their personal and company instagram private and listed themselves as permanently closed on Google Business. It doesn't seem to be going well for them.
Wild story incoming. Last month, we had to cancel our Boston trip after I was hospitallized. As a result I had to use travel insurance to get my money back on our hotel, train, and restaurant reservations. Today I got this message from @tableboston
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the murders are real wow.
The upcoming Wyatt Family stable is rooted in more reality, with less supernatural elements, @FightfulSelect is told. Full story is up for subscribers!
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Low Ki is a great wrestler and WWE is a bad company but not being able to instantly understand why a company had trouble with Low Ki is a sign of brain rot.
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Incredible to put Vickie on TV after she supported her daughter's abuser.
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Big Dick Johnson doesn't even mention WWE in his Turning Point USA bio, very rude.
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Lince Dorado sending Mike Quackenbush his first WWE check as revenge for Quack telling him "good luck making money" is an example of him being a world class hater.
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Hangman Page is somehow actually underrated.
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Keep seeing Simpsons memes but they cannot compare.
Vance: Has anybody seen the movie "Gangs of New York?." That is what I'm talking about, with these ethnic enclaves in our country, it can lead to higher crime rates.
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He's so stupid he doesn't realize saying that he doesn't see color he sees talent means he doesn't think the black wrestlers on his roster are talented enough to be on the show.
When responding to a question asking about the lack of black representation on WWE PPVs Triple H says that he doesn’t see color….
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Darby Allin is older now than when Jim Cornette permanently fucked up his leg in that scaffold match. Darby could teach Jim something about good health.
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People complain that male heroes don't dress like female heroes. The truth is you just didn't support them.
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If Jericho decides to show up Punk by wrestling Colt Cabana on Wednesday he is the Everything Beast Beast of the Week Beast of the Year.
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Tonight the part of Jon Moxley will be played by "The Bastard" Pac.
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@nadabakos What's the Walt Disney Company's Global Intelligence and Threat Analysis Department.
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Tony Schiavone acts disgusted every time the Young Bucks do anything because they have acted very poorly towards him. People on this website are not very intelligent so they believed The AEW Botches Expanded Universe of Accounts that Tony Schiavone was shooting.
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The Ring Boy Scandal was an open secret in WWE, to the point that Gorilla Monsoon made jokes about it on TV. This is not a Vince scandal, this is an everyone scandal. There's a reason HHH chose Vince over his wife.
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Glad CM Punk is debuting tonight so Kenny Omega can shift his wardrobe to foreshadowing Bryan Danielson.
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If CM Punk wasn't answering the Young Bucks knock on his locker room door there is a good chance he was in the shower. That means if we think logically that CM Punk fought both Young Bucks while nude, in an unstoppable primal state.
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hey aren't you the guy who booked Ric Flair's Last Match.
Fuck this.
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WWE had VIDEO of Mel Phillips molesting a child. They spent decades downplaying the abuse and their involvement.
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WWE was worried they were going to lose their MAGA audience by having to pretend Vince is gone so they are upping the homophobia to keep them happy.
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Takeshita should wrestle more like Matt Morgan is the kind of thing that makes this website great.
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Michael Hayes essentially telling Ashley Massaro "tough shit, go perform the humiliating script to ruin your career" is emblematic of the WWE culture people are pretending stopped at Vince.
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wwe fans are going to tell him this is very rude.
Kendrick just compared Drake to Harvey Weinstein.
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WIKILEAKS REVEALS SHOCKING EMAILS BETWEEN HILLARY CAMPAIGN AND @ppppolls #RiggedElection
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Sir I understand you have suffered many concussions in your life but this is not an outfit it is a sign.
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@Timcast I know your gimmick is "be wrong about everything" but this one is particularly goofy.
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Prediction: Joey Ryan will become a Christian Sex Addiction grifter.
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It rules that someone would get mad about this especially after Ric Flair unretired as soon as he could.
I’m sure I’ll get called too old school or just a Bucks hater or WWE mark but not a fan at all of the Bucks mocking one of the most emotional moments in wrestling history and in my opinion Daniels career .
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Looks like Stand Up for WWE has been updated for 2022.
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40 years of sex trafficking including covering up a child molestation ring.
I will never forgive WWE for. .
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WWE sued journalists who were covering the molestation of ring boys and Vince McMahon's rape accusations.
Shit like this is why it's hard to root for AEW's success. Their owner is a fucking asshole. You'd never see anyone running WWE at any point in their history going after a podcast. Ever. Especially one hosted by a man who actually did something in the wrestling business.
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There will never be a funnier fake leftist critique of something than CM Punk saying Hell in a Cell got watered down because of capitalism.
“(HIAC) should be presented as most dangerous, diabolical thing that any wrestler would ever wanna do. But again, as a business in a capitalist country, you get away from it. I want to bring it back to what it’s supposed to be”. - CM Punk.(@RichEisenShow).
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Sir you need to not give Bryan Danielson all of the CMLL dream matches he wants up front. We must use these as leverage against him next year when he tries to retire to spend time with his family, our enemies.
It's been a great week for AEW +.a great weekend starts TONIGHT!.We have a huge Rampage tonight including Mistico vs Rocky Romero, Skye Blue vs Ruby Soho & much more!. I'll announce a special Dream Match TONIGHT on Rampage to take place at #AEWCollision live in Memphis TOMORROW!
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If AEW Dynamite isn’t losing an hour can the AEWailures explain this?????
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The first notable thing to ever happen on the Jim and Sam Show being DJ Whoo Kid confirming CM Punk was a complete violent psychopath at All In is pretty funny.
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It's especially funny to read this after going to Limani and them bending over backwards to soothe over a partially unsatisfactory experience.
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Debuting Okada as part of the Best Friends to save Orange would make The Podcasters so mad, god I hope they do it.
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It's amazing that the only three things in wrestling history WWE couldn't copyright were Gangrel, The Brood and The Rated R Superstar.
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The same way all of that stuff went on in WWE that you pretend you never saw.
So we are to believe NO ONE has seen Brian Danielson all day yet he's dressed and ready to go?.
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Punk can't decide if he was going to murder Hangman or if he was afraid Hangman would shoot on him.
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Supporting a company guilty of decades of sex trafficking is morally wrong.
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The McMahon family isn't just funding the right's anti-trans crusade by funneling WWE profits into America 1st PAC, transphobia is one of Linda McMahon's favorite topics lately. Why are you still watching WWE on any level?
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@DoubleDiggur Visiting Newgrounds, scrolling through a dozen flash games of a guy in a KoRn shirt doing school shootings.
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It rocks that Dax cried to Meltzer that he doesn't know the direction of the tag titles and now Jerry Lynn is saying they aren't giving out plans in advance because of people who leak too much I wonder who he is talking about.
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Only WWE would think a storyline where a guy loses his job and has to suck up to the company that fired him to get his job back is inspiring in any way.
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The WWE Universe did not care about the company being sued for sex trafficking but they are very excited to have a chance to harass random women.
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You work for WWE, no one can be an employee.
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I love that two guys Jim Cornette hates are doing the exact kind of feud he loves but will have to pretend he hates.
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If WBD really is going to put ROH on TruTV then Athena basically deserves 95% of the credit and should be declared the biggest box office draw of 2024.
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Ric Flair is so broke that Tony Khan has purchased him as a human servant for Sting.
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There are so many funny moments in the Battleriot but I think this incredible spot is where MLW replaced the NWA as The Funny Promotion.
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Vince McMahon fan account somehow forgets when CM Punk entered a BJJ tournament and came in 3rd in his weight class of 3 people.
All the people that make fun of Punk for losing to literal UFC fighters in a UFC octogon should watch Moxley get choked out by some day shift manager from Chili’s at a weekend tournament.
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The Ring Boy Abuse lawsuit really calls into question why Dave Meltzer (and others) have softened their reporting on the scandal over time and have defended Pat Patterson so vigorously.
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Wardlow is the most relatable character because he has his middle manager telling him one thing while the next week his boss tells him the opposite.
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The most immature people in the world are rallying around a bad announcer because he made reddit level comments they agree with even though they'd be raging if the other company did the same. They also don't care about the completely insensitive things he said about other people.
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The thing about the WWE being Harvey Weinstein comparison is all of the recent Ashley Massaro revelations make it so clear how accurate this comparison is even if you remove the most recent lawsuit. The Diva Search was used exactly that way.
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I hope Hideo Itami knows that wrestling in Japan isn't a vacation, it's work.
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WWE tried to counter program AEW with EVOLVE and failed. Then NXT, then Smackdown, then a rerun of Smackdown. Next year they are planning to counter program All Out with a PPV and that will be their funniest loss to date.
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I see people saying "Vince McMahon is a father figure to Kevin Nash, you don't understand.". I mean I do understand, he was willing to leave his father figure over money in 1996 but not willing to believe numerous allegations of sex allegations despite now being a 60 year old man.
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A dishonest Big Trump Fundraiser changed the Wikipedia list for the largest attendances in Wrestling History to include multi night events. An honest AEW fan made sure to expose the truth that Evil Uno and Christopher Daniels are the biggest draws on Earth outside of North Korea.
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Sir, thank you for informing us that the rapist Vince McMahon would have done something and thus it is a stupid idea. Mox is pretty cool, you are right.
Here's a video of Jon Moxley getting choked out by some guy in a jiu jitsu competition. Watts, Jarrett, Gagne, and even the weirdo Vince would have shitcanned him the next day for getting stretched so easily and making the business look bad.
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WWE does a lot of evil things but the promotion for this Biography feels so dark. The company did everything it could to insult and ignore her and are now going to profit off of her death.
Drop your thoughts in the comments below and get ready for an all-new episode of Biography: WWE Legends with @ChynaJoanLaurer tomorrow at 8/7c on @AETV!
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lol Punk is doing the same thing he’d do in AEW when a story came out that often his own camp leaked.
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@TampaBayGator20 @what_cimmy_said He did not miss the train, please read the screenshot you are replying to.
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The Peacock/WWE deal is the perfect encapsulation of capitalism. NBC is basically paying WWE $15 per customer for the right to charge $5.99 what WWE was charging $9.99 for.
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Reminder that JFK Jr faked his own death and hid out in Columbus Ohio under the alias @MurderBryan
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It has been said again and again but AEW's ratings illustrate it perfectly. NXT wasn't on Wednesdays to beat AEW, it was there to weaken it so the conversation was AEW vs NXT, not AEW vs Raw.
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Best part of Mox’s book is him describing doing a great dark match and Vince telling him to “tone it down” then doing the same match but worse the next night and HHH telling him it was perfect. The WWE mindset.
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Hey @davemeltzerWON I've been a subscriber for a decade and a half but I'm going to unsubscribe unless you stop doing PR for Matt Riddle. Not sure why you feel the need to do this after the numerous allegations, his settlement and public lies and false allegations. Shameful.
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Very funny to see that the Punk leaks that Jack stepped to him and shoulder checked him were in fact not true and Punk confronted him, struck first and got the worst looking guillotine.
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It's not at all funny that AEW outsold WWE in MSG before the Dynamite pre-sale is even over. No one should laugh about that.
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The Punk Truthers have realized that saying the Young Bucks were behind it all meant that the Young Bucks out worked Punk so they have switched gears, the evil mastermind who worked Punk into sucker punching Jack Perry is Megha.
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someone said a slur.
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Getting mad at promoters promoting is always funny.
@EBischoff @bruceprichard Can you believe this idiot? How can someone say this actually believe it? I'm baffled by the ignorance of @TonyKhan
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Underrated WWE brain part of this tweet is that AEW will have a #1 contender crowned at the PPV but he's having Hangman lose the title to someone else entirely.
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Now would seem to be a good time to re-visit WWE's Glassdoor reviews which include frequent complaints about management but also specific references to it being a boys club, management being inappropriate and mistreatment.
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The least surprising crossover in history.
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And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
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Thank you Charles Manson for creating Once Upon A Time In Hollywood.
Y’all better line up and thank Nia Jax for creating Becky Lynch’s The Man character.
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Hi friend, typically a double agent doesn't work openly for two companies at once, they work for one and secretly work for the other.
Tony Khan accusing Rossy of being a “double agent” and then hiring Rocky Romero to do the same thing is certainly a choice.
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A year ago to this date people were saying AEW shouldn't even think about signing Tay Conti. A year later she has them wanting her to win the World Championship.
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It’s true that it is divisive because Vince McMahon has created a generation of fans who view sex crimes as made up or not that bad. Meanwhile people with functioning brains know she was scum.
Today would have been The Fabulous Moolah's 100th birthday. Her legacy is currently viewed as divisive. Some claim that women's wrestling in the United States could continue to exist because of her; others claim that she was a dictator who prevented American women's wrestling
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WWE doing nothing about Drew Gulak bullying and trying to injure people until he became a public nuissance due to Rousey's comment is the least surprising thing in the world. Hell, less than nothing they are still paying him.
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Seems like a bad idea to put the Interim Title on Jon Moxley when I am told he is going back to WWE any day now.
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It's deeply funny how many people who theoretically cover wrestling were confused by this, especially after a promo where Punk told us we were getting the old CM Punk. This wasn't subtext, it was just text.
What am I missing with this Punk entrance? #AEWRevolution.
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Everyone's reaction when Matt Koon starts a new podcast:
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You know who deserves sympathy in this situation?.Normal People: I guess the injured wrestlers?.A Fetus:
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Bryan Danielson, you share the blame for that match that kicked ass. I hope you are ashamed about how good it was.
Love you, Dragon, you absolutely share blame for that match. Politic harder.
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