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Johnny Gargano and Tomasso Ciampa have the chance to become the first wrestlers to ever come out to complete silence in front of 60,000 people this WrestleMania
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He's done enough make-a-wishes
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Respect the commitment to the Bret Hart tribute by going crawling back to WWE after they tried ruining your life
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Respect to Kenny Omega for having a major medical emergency to get out of the Chris Jericho tag team
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Beginning to understand why The Kliq bullied Dax Harwood but not Cash Wheeler
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CM Punk makes the hot tag tomorrow and this immediately happens. Twitter burns to the ground
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I admire WWE's pure hatred for their audience
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Kermit looks like Antonio Inoki here
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Can't believe Dax Harwood doesn't shut the fuck up about being an old school wrestler while Cash Wheeler actually acts like one
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Listen you can say a lot of things about Tony Khan that are true but he did tell Marty Scrull and Joey Ryan not a fucking chance in hell so he has that
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Remember when The Joker was too dangerous for Entertainment Weekly to give it a letter grade
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After years of seeing Eddie Kingston in front of 20-700 people it's amazing to see him in front of 13,000 people
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WrestleMania 2025 ends with John Cena in the ring and he points to the stage where they play Acme vs. Coyote in full on the tron
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I'm convinced this account pisses itself when it sees a set of keys jingling
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Judging by the tape on the fingers of the unseen person JD Vance is at a 2004 Chikara show
Can you imagine what would happen to the press cycle if a photo of Kamala Harris in a CCCP (USSR in Cyrillic script) shirt, complete with a hammer and sickle surfaced?
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A 40 year old Disney adult that hung out with Joey Ryan for 15 years. Sounds pretty evil
this is the most evil person you could find to drop this diatribe?
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I stood behind him in line at will call for the first All In in 2019 and that man has an ass that won't quit
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If I'm Tony Khan I call Colt Cabana immediately and fire him
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I wound up sitting next to Kylie Rae's mother last night and when she powerbombed a 200 pound guy she muttered "but she can't help move furniture at the house"
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Yeah CM Punk going back to a WWE in a real hell freezes over moment is crazy but how about another 6 months of the Adam Cole/MJF storyline
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John Morrison is on like year 21 of being a contracted television performer
when the woman started off as a manager but ended up being the most successful member of the group >>>
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Eddie Kingston wins G1. Body completely wrapped in kinetic tape with his eyes bleeding he grabs the mic and says "Fuck you, Chris Hero. I. Win." He then proceeds to die laughing midring
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A washed up hack clinging to whatever relevancy he can by having a younger tag partner do everything because he's spent. Also pictured with Speedball is Matt Hardy
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I can't believe The Young Bucks put him up to this
Drew McIntyre really ended Wrestlemania 40 by injuring CM Punk 💔💔💔💔🤬🤬🤬
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Danhausen really been signed for a year and has taken 7 bumps in exchange for several hundred thousand dollars. My vote for the Lou Thez this year
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CM Punk working Saudi Arabia is going to be very funny
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Kushida taking out Velveteen Dream's sexting hand in an attempt to save the children
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Guys im really starting to think they're might not be a payoff to "The Elite Hunter" Frankie Kazarian in AEW
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A room full of people that signed a petition to let Roman Polanski back in the country pearl clutching at a slap
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I work at an airline so tell your coworkers to lay off then
I really wish that some of you got booed and ridiculed in the public eye while being new at your job. Learning and getting better is all apart of being human. Be better as humans.
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Jordynne Grace posting her way into Johnathan Gresham losing the ROH title to Chris Jericho via crossface
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Tony Schiavone asks people basic questions and gets called a fucking asshole three times a week
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Congratulations to the two biggest wrestling companies in the world for drawing less than Ric Flair/Mick Foley Last Man Standing in TNA
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Age of consent
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The story of Goldberg being too much of a brute meathead for mind games to work on rocked.
"I'm preying on your deepest fea-"
*GOLDBERG GO SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!"
WWE never trusted The Fiend. Being a fan of his was a rollercoaster.
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His wife isn't taking the indictment well
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Danhausen getting pissy that Pro Wrestling Tees and AEW restrict his outside merchandise ventures? Then he should go to WWE where he'll be properly respected
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Vader agreeing to lose to Ricochet and getting a first class plane ticket to England and big payday then showing up 500 pounds in track pants and refusing to lose and making Ricochet and Osprey look like shit gets more and more Actually Good every year
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One year ago AJ Gray main evented Spring Break against Jon Moxley and one year later he's wrestling on a dive bar backyard in front of 40 people because he couldn't stop telling minors they were hot and being a total dumbfuck non-stop
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Ronda is fine. That's just a crisis actor
What just happened?
@RondaRousey
may never be the same after this brutal assault from
@MsCharlotteWWE
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#SurvivorSeries
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The Young Bucks 100% did the Team Rocket intro from Pokemon with Omega dressed as the dipshit evil cat where they burst into CM Punk's locker room
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Kenny Omega pulling a gun on CM Punk like the Harley Race/Hulk Hogan story but Kenny has a toy needler from Halo
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Swoggle angling for the NWA TV title
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Tony Khan Says He's 'Chipping Away' On Getting Chris Hero Back In The Ring
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JUST IN: Crypto .com is shutting down its institutional exchange in the United States
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The constant attempted cooling down of Ambrose despite what the fans wanted is maybe the most contempt I've ever seen a company have for an audience
The worst finish I’ve ever seen to a match
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Kevin Nash once signed my buddies copy of The Punisher for free because "If you bought a DVD of that piece of shit you've paid enough."
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*watching a WWE produced documentary 5 years from now after HBK, Triple H and Road Dogg have been Benoit'd*
"Fans loved the defiant actions of Degeneration-X. Lead by X-Pac and Billy Gunn they dominated the tag division and our hearts"
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The Dark Side of The Ring episode about Chikara with blacked out faces and distorted voices but you can make out ant, deer antler and octopus tentacles outlines
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"this guy's depressed. What a bitch. What's his tag partner like?"
".....................super duper cool"
*Cash at catering*
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If Jeff Jarrett in AEW leads to Sting no selling a guitar shot and yelling at Full Gear as I physically tear my shirt screaming in Brandon's living room than this was all worth it
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The Elite famously caused punk to shit himself in the royal rumble 2014 and fired him on his wedding day. It was the first episode of Being The Elite
@DoxxxyStocksy
Pretty sure it was the young bucks and omega that tried to ruin his life but good luck crying this one out
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Someone getting shanked in the AEW shower by years end
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The kid who gets to talk to me about pro wrestling for 15 minutes if he's been good went to Smackdown on Friday and showed me the Cody Rhodes plush and LA Knight necklace he got. I scolded him for enjoying it and not focusing on the ratings and demo
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IMO Eddie Kingston will be unbeatable tonight if he wears the Puerto Rican pleathers
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Bray Wyatt making his brother take all the bumps then fucking off due to "creative differences" rocks
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When Bryan Danielson announces Johnny Elite as his replacement and everyone in the United Center becomes The Joker
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I work as a janitor at an elementary school so I've actually had to take several classes in self defense against Jerry Lawler to shoo him away from the playground at recess
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My wife wanted to go to warrior wrestling today to see Eddie Kingston and The Lucha Bros. I informed her Eddie had to cancel but they said they had a suitably replacement in Jay Lethal. She said as an HR director she needs to inform them that lying is bad
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TKO clearing house of the higher ups who helped cover up for Vince and WWE has Steve Corino in charge like that episode of The Simpsons where Lenny runs the plant
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CM Punk awkwardly telling people he would've voted for Obama a 3rd term if he could
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Jon Moxley and Eddie Kingston furiously coloring their pants to be Terry Funk striped for Sunday
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This looks like what Marlboro sends you if you smoke 25,000 packs
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Listen CM Punk is a self righteous prick that's a leftist for the sake of feeling right and morally superior but he's an incredibly messy bitch and shit poster and I have to respect him for thatv
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The WWE Hall of Fame is ending with Triple H grabbing the mic and attempting to sing Can I Borrow A Feeling? to Stephanie McMahon before he's dragged off by security
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How Renee Young will broadcast at Crown Jewel
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Nick Hausman showing up to the All Out press conference to carry out the orders
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This technically counted as a make a wish
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CM Punk at the All In press conference in Wembley saying he's trying to run a fucking business but incompetent dipshits can't stock a fucking merch stand taking money out of talent's pockets and not helping grow the company. In the locker room fight afterwards 1/2
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Triple H leaving WWE and managing a gym acting like he doesn't know what wrestling is
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The weird parasocial Johnny and Candice fans won't be there to make noise because they can't afford $100 parking much less the $250 to get through the door
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Remember during Speaking Out when dipshits on here would go "let's add some positivity. Here's the good people in wrestling:" before like half the list got outed like 45 minutes later
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Sting's AEW run has far exceeded all expectations and he's been treated like the legend he is. That being said his last match he should set someone on fire
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Dirty Ron McDonald saying Brett Lauderdale hired him to make fake covid tests kicks so much ass
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I makeah dah pizza I ah no getta da jabba
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Jordan Devlin has been rebranded again
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Someone once told me that every wwe tryout includes one guaranteed ringer flop so the coaches can point at them and say "this is absolutely what will not be tolerated"
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Vince McMahon shooting a RF Video interview at 3am eating a steak wrap
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Yeah that's crazy
One thing that seems suboptimal about AEW is any time anything happens, three different versions of the story are out there within an hour
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Drake Wuertz MDK Club interview going swell
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First mask she's worn since the pandemic started
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Can't believe this match was the worst thing to ever happen on September 11th
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Sean Ross Sapp 100% would turn off the video game right before he'd lose growing up
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Tony Khan when he hears Sammy Guevara yelling at Rush backstage for being stiff
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AEW just refusing to shit can Mrs. Buck for being terrible at her job even though they would make a fortune on merch every show
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John Cena has been in WWE for 21 years which means his career is 7 years too old for Austin Theory to have any interest in it
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Alicia Atout asking the AEW women how they feel about the current state of AEW
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Kurt Angle waking up today and taken his 7 kids to see Avatar in his trademark shorts and sleeveless under armour before going home and eating a tub of spaghetti completely unaware of what's going on here
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Thunder Rosa is a menace for hurting people, taking liberties and refusing to job now if you excuse me I'm going to jerk off to Super Dragon and Bruiser Brody matches
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These things always rule because it's just looking like D-Von Dudley or Tommy Rich took a guitar shot from New Jack
it was an emergency TEST and now I’m in the emergency ROOM! Coincidence???????
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Me in the theater two hours from now hearing "I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass Forever"
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The Boys should be played now by The Butcher and The Blade but they never acknowledge they switched them out
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