Ian Fortey and Bigfoot Hanging Out
@IanFortey
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Horror & comedy writer. Amazon & NYT best selling author. Rep'd by @VictressLit. I ghostwrite & write commission work. Just ask! https://t.co/mRTLzhZY0M
Canada
Joined August 2009
Hello! Your boy is in trouble! My work may be in jeopardy so I am looking for more longterm ghostwriting opportunities. horror/paranormal/romance novels on a quick turnaround is my thing. If you can help with a RT that's awesome, too.
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I will absolutely kill anything you out in front of me, just slay it. That's what I do! Hire me! Use me! Take my words!
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RT @Celestephase: #BookTwitter anyone have any leads on a small press that uses ghostwriters for our friend and WereCage author @IanFortey…
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@ChefReactions You have a thousand folks here backing you up but I'll say it, too. Rough road, and you may fuck it up here and there, but stick to it. Keep focused on why you're doing it, find a reliable replacement/distraction and give it hell. Too many people regret not trying.
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@countcockulaaa If it wasn't a general you, I don't know. Maybe not the slaughter part, but the rest of it I could get down with.
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@bigtittysaltbae I'm not good for much but I can always talk if you need it. Here or somewhere else if you don't wanna air your shit for the world.
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@bigtittysaltbae This does suck and I get what you're saying. It can be hard to try to get in a different headspace even when you really want to, or need to. I dunno if I can do anything but if I can, you let me know!
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@ask_aubry Lesson 2: Bring the female a shiny rock and place it before her. Turn and present your splendidly colorful rump. Now strut and coo. Coo, damn you! Coo until your throat is raw as you scratch at the earth. If the female is interested, she will mount & devour your head.
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@vbsp13 That's definitely a crazy print issue on Amazon's end. That's wild. There's only on Amazon right now but they should send you a replacement without charge for that, I think, if you explain it's a print error they're responsible for.
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