Simran Ghag
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ICM and Acute Med Registrar. Purveyor of propofol and poor quality memes.
Manchester, England
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"Is the patient relaxed?"
"Yeah yeah course mate, zero twitches"
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I passed the Acute Medicine SCE. I can't get an acute med training number. Here is me, being delighted.
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I finally got an AIM number so here's a picture of me being a smiley little sausage for once. AIM/ICM/GIM CCT incoming 👨⚕️
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Round 1 Acute Medicine ST4 - 0-2 jobs in the North West. Didn't apply - why bother if possibly no jobs?
Round 2 - 0-1 jobs in the North West.
Why are we not training acute medics, particularly those that want to be!?
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Overwhelmed to be leaving the place I've spent the majority of my professional career so far. What a place. I'll miss it.
@boltonnhsft
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@DrDMcGregor
@dr_doddle
@Anaes_Trainees
They took an FY1 with them to the top so they could run the sample back down to the base camp gas machine
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Hanging up the imposter hat.
Year of anaesthetics done ✅️
Back to the promised land of critical care tomorrow!
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Thanks to the Crit Care Consultants for this, and particularly
@jplomas
for the memorable character assassination - "based on the two things you like - The Sun, and Tories"
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Mate, If you ask for any more head down, their feet will touch the ceiling.
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Staying in hospital accommodation on nights. Run then a shower pre night shift. Smartcard stops working and locked out of the room. Thank God for the blanket cupboard.
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If ICM training fails, it's good to know I'll have a job at Southwold Pier to fall back on.
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LPT - surprise them with a little bottle of something expensive 🍾
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When the Consultant questions your anaesthetic technique but it's post-ARCP
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Did you hear about the Nursery Rhyme Character with collapsed alveoli?
Little No Peep.
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@ShaunLintern
Hopefully loads of first years sign up, go in at 11, take 1 history, fail a cannula, and then just leave
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ICU receiving a referral for Keith, 88, bedbound with severe COPD, who "wants to be for everything"
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Do you want the night reg to arrest before the shift? Because that's how you get the night reg to arrest before the shift.
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@DrDMcGregor
I didn't actually use it, just found the vaporiser in theatres and took a photo to trigger
@ourmanontheM62
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Called a 💩🧲 within 2 hours of my first shift since rotating in. Somewhat proud, and pleased to have already learnt where the adrenaline minijets are kept.
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@VirtueOfNothing
@DrDMcGregor
@dr_doddle
@Anaes_Trainees
Imagine getting to the summit and it's just Barbara from the Education Team waiting to chastise you for not doing your ABG machine e-learning
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Disgraceful. Don't sell us and your future selves out.
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Consultants after the FY1 shows them how to use their e-portfolio
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When you first start on critical care and struggle with intubations
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Feeling like a child riding his bike without stabilisers for the first time
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Today's topic is "Lists that are acceptable in Theatres but would be weird if you found them in Sainsburys"
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Nomination for the GOAT of NHS products 🐐
(Better than the biscuits - fight me)
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"Oh also they asked us to promise they'd filter them post-contrast"
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Patients/relatives in hospital corridors. Please don't tell your children "The doctor" will shout at them for shouting/running/misbehaving. Not useful for fostering trust with people we could need to help in the future. Ta.
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@richardosman
Classic mistake. You've forgotten about John Quinn Tennis, the inventor of Tennis. Thought better of you, Osman.
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When you think you're doing well in the FRCA viva and the examiner hits you with an electricity failure
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Targeted ads on Instagram inform me that you can now basically buy a personal Bair Hugger (if you can't persuade a trusted ODP to nick one for you)
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@DrDMcGregor
@reo_alvarez
Satisfactory enhancement of tweet. Given history, "vit" likely a contraction of vitamin. Differentials include vitality and vitiligo. Clinical correlation advised.
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Pre-opping a patient on the ward and seeing someone heading to bleep the anaesthetist for a cannula
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Surgeons predicting 2 hours for the 6 hour anterior resection
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Every time they start the amputation on your spinal + sedation and the patient doesn't react
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Leaving a tap on 24/7 seems like phenomenally good value. Probably not the point of the poster.
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On today's episode of 'Things you only hear in a DGH' : "They don't accept a written referral on a blue card, you have to ring a woman called Julie who'll sort it"
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@AjEusuf
@MrAhmadKMalik
Given the above, I wouldn't be surprised if he thinks the fibula is a liberal hoax
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All doctors soon to be required to "Live Laugh Love"
So the GMC has decided that doctors have to 'be kind'.
Here is a thread, written in response to the consultation, on why this is a dreadful idea.
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@jplomas
At least Hilton has the background knowledge to treat himself for the tirade of justifiable burns he's brought upon himself...
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Me approximately 2 seconds into a referral asking if I'll filter the patient with an AKI after they have contrast
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@ASDGPMe
ICM trainee here. Also a med reg for 2 years. Nothing but admiration for the excellent work done with an absence of resources and access to secondary care investigations.
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My spinal needle trying to get through the frail 90 year old's ligamentum flavum
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Theory -
Liz Truss is cursed
And every time she reshuffles/changes the cabinet a prominent British figure dies, proportional to the degree of change
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@Paul_Wischmeyer
@LifeWithoutDiet
@WesElyMD
@TomVargheseJr
@KhannaAshishCCM
@drdangayach
@chungk1031
@Tweet_Nutrition
@RD_Catherine
@iceman_ex
@iamyourgasman
Very dubious general clinical significance?but perhaps some subpopulations who may benefit from supplementation to offset urinary losses while intubated and sedated w propofol, like hepatic encephalopathy patients
@GarethHughes84
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@rosieICM
This letter could've been written on parchment with a quill and it still couldn't seem like it had come from a more ancient and outdated source
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Trying to talk to respiratory about anything
#peepshow
(This is a terrible meme and I accept full responsibility)
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@jruddlesdin
If the GMC change their minds, there's no hope for the rest of us! You're the embodiment of the ideal orthogeriatrician.
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Asked for help by someone in
@UNIQLO_UK
who thought I worked there. Will be taking as a compliment
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When the patient is anaesthetised, on the table, and the surgeons have vanished.
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Just found out about the Dunning Kruger effect but I think I'm basically an expert already.
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@SkewSmug
@DanNethercott
Poliomyelitis affecting the left upper limb and right lower limb: a case report
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@CarlOakden
If you dare, I'll spam email you medical memes like there's no tomorrow. Consider yourself warned.
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@hoffman_noa
"Mr Oki said: “I am disappointed that these comments, which are my personal views, are being taken without the context such complex subject areas deserve.”"
Above quote inserted at the tail end of the article. No self-awareness from the journalist. Gutter press.
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Non-stop stream of abscesses on the weekend CEPOD list is slowly turning me into Mark Corrigan from Peep Show
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