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It is unreasonable for reasonable people to be reasonable with unreasonable people. If you're far right, go fuck yourself you thick cunt.
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Here's the thing. Free speech didn't start with social media. The right to free speech has fuck all right to far reach.
Those whining about free speech are the ones who pay for theirs to be amplified, and they make money from it by being horrid cunts to get maximum engagement.
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Oh fuck off. If she was in a minimum wage job you'd demonise her, withhold benefits and make sure she was declared fit for work.
The Princess of Wales has the love and support of the whole country.
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Because he broke the law spreading misinformation and division, you thick fuck.
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My mum has altzeimers. Had her over for tea tonight. While I was on my own she walked into the kitchen, gave me a massive hug and in a moment of clarity said "I know I'm losing my mind, I can't help it, I'm so sorry".
It broke my heart.
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Took Obi to the vet this morning. They kept him in for surgery. He hasn't come through it.
RIP mate.
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Ant Middleton, the fella who was sent down for assaulting a female police officer, who is an Andrew Tate fanboy, and who emigrated and lives in Dubai.
Fabulous 3rd speaker - Ant Middleton
Protect those borders, build our military, make Britain safe again
🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
#BritainIsBroken
🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
#ReformUK
🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
#ReformConference2024
20/09/2024
🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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Do German fans chant about 4 world cups, a trade surplus, a larger economy, an economy built on manufacturing, a higher standard of living, less crime, higher educational attainment, frictionless trade with other EU countries, numerous bilateral trade agreements etc?
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If Rachel Johnson thinks folk should be charged for missing GP appointments, how much does she think Patel should be charged for missing every Home Affairs select committee?
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How it started. How it's going.
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Give Farage his dues. Not many folk can claim to have matching shirt, chair and teeth.
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James Cleverly who earns £84,144 and claimed £208,060 in expenses. Including claiming his own rent while renting out his own residential property in London.
The people really hit with this Labour supported rail strike are those who cannot work from home.
They tend to be lower paid workers. The kind of people Labour used to care about.
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In case anyone thinks I've given up my dream of being a diplomat, I haven't.
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I'll give you an unskilled workforce.
A journalist sacked for lying running the country, a solicitor who hasn't practised as Justice Secretary, a novelist who specialises in tepid jizz as Culture Secretary, a PR middle manager as home Secretary etc. etc.
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I'm baffled by how the fascists managed to lose. Once they'd captured the key strategic base of Greggs I thought victory was a mere formality.
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For the nasty cunts raging against the RNLI for using voluntarily given money to save folk who aren't white.
If you don't like international Maritime law, why don't you fuck off to a planet that doesn't have seas and oceans.
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Looks like Matty Bartlett who works (soon to be worked) for
@TataSteelUK
has just dropped his arse.
Wonder what prison sentence he'll get given it's 5 years for chatting about stopping traffic online?
Fuck around and find out, Matty.
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I'm fucking off to grift off the arse vapour of a rapist paedophile £billionaire senile psychopath, fuck you Clacton.
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Germany is more productive that the UK. That's Germany with their shorter working week, collaborative approach with unions etc.
It's almost is if employees having a greater work/life balance drives engagement whilst they're at work.
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Oopsie. Just popped out to get some milk and mistakenly opened a complex offshore blind trust in the Cayman Islands.
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Daily Mail readers must be ecstatic at a skiving foreign born criminal who's sired numerous kids with numerous mothers, being evicted from his free housing
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Morning
@lozzafox
Does a real man delete all his Tweets about Huw Edwards and then do a runner? Does a real news channel and all its grifter presenters keep entirely silent?
In completely unrelated news, has anyone seen Dan Wootton? No word from him or GBNews?
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I certainly don't wish ill on the Queen. I do wish we'd treat all elderly folk in this country with the same concern and care for their health though.
The same folk vying to show most concern for the Queen are the same ones plunging millions of pensioners into abject poverty.
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"Boris" is trending. He's Johnson, not Boris. He's not your mate, he's not some affable nit wit. Yes he's incompetent, but he's a calculating sociopathic horrible bastard.
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ITV are closely monitoring the Laurence Fox libel case to see if he's a big enough cunt to have on next year's I'm a Celebrity.
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What the fuck does Johnson do with all his money?
He was only PM for 3 years, paid £160k a year, free accommodation and transport, had someone buy all his takeaways, free holidays, owns properties etc. etc. but needed an £800k loan!?!?
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Ooooooffffffffff😂😂😂
Judge Linford: "So let's look at how the taxpayer have been funding your activities over the last 38 years.......you've got 10 aliases, four fictitious birth dates, you're 51 years of age, you've been convicted of 170 offences..."
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I'm 46. My dad has just told me off for messing about at the dinner table. My 7 year old daughter thinks it's the best day of her life. 😂😂
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Buried Obi today. Nearly put my back out carrying the greedy fat fucker down the garden, but I'll miss him hearing a biscuit packet open within a mile radius.
Last photo in my gallery says it all. Unconditional love. A wonderful friend.
I miss you mate.
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Look, it's not a wig.
It's perfectly natural that as a man gets older his hair thickens and turns into synthetic plastic.
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Let this be a warning!
Don't. Do. Spice.
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James Cleverly having that surname while being MP for Braintree and the Secretary of State for Education is the absolute pinnacle of irony.
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Jacob Rees-Mogg having a spat with Douglas Ross. Fucking delicious. Tear yourselves apart, you craven arseholes.
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What kind of twatspangle actually thinks workers should be paid less if they don't have a 2 hour commute? They aren't paid for that time anyway, so why the hell should they be penalised for having a better work/life balance, causing less pollution etc. by working from home?
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Who the fuck wears a suit with pantaloon trousers?????
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Hello
@Essex_CC
, I understand you're responsible for licencing for the White Hart Inn
The Equality Act 2010 relates to service providers, displaying racist symbols and telling folk to go elsewhere if they don't like it, is in direct contravention.
I'd suggest revoking.
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Re trans rights:
I'm a middle aged straight white bloke.
I also have a daughter, partner, sister and many female friends. They're more than my equals and their safety is paramount.
Trans women aren't the fucking huge threat to that equality and safety.
As confirmed by them.
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Imagine voting by proxy to stop kids getting a meal, from a Caribbean beach front house as you work your second job and rake in the rent from your tax payer funded property. Then imagine claiming you aren't a thundercunt.
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Johnson, a sitting MP claiming his £84,144 salary and £115,000 ex PM allowance, is currently touring the US on a speaking tour commanding upto $150,000 per speech, during a national cost of living crisis.
And crayon eating fuckwits want him to be PM again.
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My Dad died unexpectedly a few days ago. A humble, kind, loving and all round genuinely good man. The man I've most admired in life. When my time comes, if I've been half the man he was I'll consider that a job well done.
RIP Dad ❤️
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Why is "champagne socialist" seen as an insult? I'm lucky enough to have done fairly well in life and live comfortably, I'm also happy to pay more taxes in order for others not to struggle through life.
How is that something to be sneered at, or seen as hypocritical?
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I'd be interested to know if any of the Tory donors who run the country would appoint Johnson to run their companies.
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The new Tory script appears to be "say Starmer is dull". Who gives a fuck if the PM is dull? They're running the country, which just happens to be quite a serious undertaking.
If I'm recruiting for a CEO an "essential experience" on the job description isn't "a fucking clown".
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Johnson got Brexit done in the same way I got the 1988 school cross country done. I took a short cut, hid behind a wall, smoked a cig, waited until most participants had passed, ran the last 100m and still came last while wheezing out of my arse.
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If Johnson didn't mean to compare Brexit with Ukraine, he wouldn't have compared Brexit with Ukraine. It's that fucking simple.
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Hang on a darned minute. Why is Ukraine pushing to join the EU, and not join with Britain? Don't they know we hold all the cards, won 2 World Wars single handed, and won a world cup?
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Beautiful start to the Tory conference. Tory mayor of Birmingham telling the head of the the young Tories to fuck off, and the head of the young Tories locking down his account and running away. 😂😂😂👏👏👏
The content I'm here for.
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Credit where it's due,
@LozzaFox
. Not every racist is willing to go to court to get a legal ruling to prove that they're a racist.
👏👏👏👏👏😂
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@KwasiKwarteng
You announced the tax cut, shorted the £, your mates bought it, mortgage rates shot up as did inflation, the bank of England intervened, you u-turned, the markets stabilise, your mates flog it and make £millions.
We listened, we get it.
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I know a lot of folk are in the "don't give her oxygen" camp, but I'm personally not one to look a gift horse in the mouth.
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Just checking I've got this right. The energy cap goes up, cost of bills go up, CPI and RPI go up, inflation goes up, margins for the energy companies go up, energy company profit goes up, but if we ask for a pay rise spiralling inflation will be our fault.
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Hello Shitler
@Nigel_Farage
Remember when you said you'd fuck off if Brexit was a disaster?
According to you, off you fuck👍
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If we can't break international law and deport a few people to a country deemed unsafe by British legal ruling, then we'll take the human rights of 70 million people away.
Nothing fascist about that......
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If the Rwanda immigration policy isn't racist, why do all the racists support it?
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Mansfield isn't too far from Sheffield so I dropped Lee Anderson am email regarding his offer of budgeting and cooking.
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Martin Daubney, won't wear a mask because he doesn't believe they serve a purpose, but wears sunglasses on the underground.😂
He also said wearing a mask in heat makes you feel faint, take your fucking suit jacket off then you massive honking bell-end.
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Laurence Fox, a thread.
1 - He's a racist twat.
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How fucking stupid do you have to be to refuse to wear a mask, get vaccinated or take any precautions to prevent Covid, and then whine that a lockdown is being discussed.
It's your fault you stupid fuckwits, and you're dragging the rest of us with you.
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@JackieD86388657
Heterosexual white person telling LGBT and black folk to pipe down to please her.
You're the reason they need to carry on.
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@NadineDorries
You left your husband when he was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis, stating you'd reached different stages in life.
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Brexiter: "Why do remoaners want their country to fail."
Me: "We aren't the fucking idiots who voted for it to fail."
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I'm a bit concerned with all this grief that Michael Fabricant's getting about his obviously real hair looking like a wig, folk will think the same of my genuine flowing locks.
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Lizz Truss: The new yacht will further our interests around the world.
Rest of the world: It's a fucking boat.
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First they came for Laurence Fox
And I said "he's over there mate, hiding behind the wheelie bins, smoking a roll up while a stray dog licks peanut butter off his ring."
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I don't think Dorries, Braverman and Truss are in the wrong job because they're women. I think they're in the wrong job because they're fucking useless thick sociopaths.
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I hadn't realised how the lack of 🇬🇧 in my life had made me so unpatriotic, but after installing one in each room of the house I no longer care about 130,000 dead, mass corruption, starving kids etc.
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The Tories are keeping Johnson in power because they don't think anyone else can do the job as well as him.
Let that sink in.
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Britain 2021.
We can't mention Brexit but we can't shut up about the fucking Blitz.
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Erm......raising 12% tax to 13.25% is a hike of 10.416%, not 1.25%.
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Just taken the dog for a walk through some local woodland. I didn't think twice about it. My wife however won't do it because she doesn't feel safe. It's 2021 for fuck's sake. Fellas, we have to do much, much better.
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A genuine photo taken in Barnsley yesterday.
Good to see none of this ruddy wokeist lefty southern metropolitan elite oxygen tanks, he's gone with fully approved Barnsley Fire Brigade breathing apparatus, a cigarette.😂
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For maximum effect you need to pitch comments at the right level.
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I'm selling my house and looking for a new one. Rightmove need to sort their act out! On the "filters" there isn't an option for "no central heating", "coal fire with tin bath", "outside shit house", "single glazing with inside ice* or "paraffin heaters".
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Why do flag shaggers assume folk who fought in WW2 would be proud of what their country has become? They voted in Attlee, the deputy wartime PM, who created a comprehensive welfare state. Nationalised transport and energy, strengthened Trade Unions and created the NHS.
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Hello
@metpoliceuk
. Just wondering when you're going to use your unlimited stop and search powers on the demographic with the highest crime rate in the country, Tory MPs?
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
@RishiSunak
Would that be Sunak the socialist who is consistently wrong, according to *checks notes* Jacob Rees-Mogg?
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Why are gammon so concerned that immigrants might be rapists and criminals? Surely if they are they're a shoe in to be a Tory MP.
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Another concerned young working class lad who fell in with the wrong crowd. Popped out to get milk and somehow found himself buying a Union Jack and some fire lighters, then was a bit young and daft by trying to torch an Islamic centre.
Not far right though,
@LeeAndersonMP_
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@SusanEacock
Kudos. Absolute respect to people who are willing to put their head above the parapet and declare on a public forum to all and sundry that they'd lose to a slip on shoe in an IQ contest.
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Raab's career:
I didn't realise Dover is important
I didn't realise I needed to read the Good Friday Agreement
I didn't realise being a cunt to people at work is bullying
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After listening to Laurence Fox's album for 10 seconds I've been notified by Spotify I'm in his top 10 fans.
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How fucking stupid do you have to be to believe the pandemic had an impact on Britain, the war in Ukraine is having an impact on Britain, yet leaving our largest trading market and losing free access to a 350 million person labour market has had no impact.
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I'm Steve, 21 from Clacton. Voted Labour for the last 237 years, but this time my 12 kids, 17 grandkids kids and I will be voting for Reform™️®️ Ltd.
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How it started. How it's going.
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I like Starmerites on the whole, they seem decent.
I like Corbynites on the whole, they seem decent.
I like Lib Dems on the whole, they seem decent.
I like Greens on the whole, they seem decent.
I don't like Tories on the whole, they seem cunts.
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Fat man with teets like a pregnant sow, who spent £25,000 on takeaways in a year, tells folk to diet.
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Tory MPs who've claimed over £1 million in expenses for rent and utilities over the last 5 years while letting their London properties.
Cox, Trevelyan, Wallace, Fox, Collins, Whittingdale, P Davies, Goodwill, Robertson, Clifton-Brown, Morris, Atkins and Knight.
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Get the Aloe Vera, we've got a 3rd degree burn. 😬😂😂
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Fuck you Lee Anderson.
There are less than 300 Roma in Blackpool, Blackpool which is 94.7% white and one of the least ethnically diverse places in the UK.
Since 2010 Blackpool council has had a real term budget cut of 25.4%.
The country doesn't need racist cunts like you.
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Tell me about it Nige, the fuckers have stopped me competing in the Australian Open every single year.
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Seen a few tweets lately asking if people approve of mixed race marriages. So here my thoughts on the matter:
Fuck off, people don't need approval or not from shit stirring racist wankers.
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I'm loving the fact the Tory MPs who attempted to let their own off scot free are now going fucking mental about losing their 2nd jobs, 2nd jobs that wouldn't have come to light had they not tried to get their own off scot free. 😂
Karma, absolutely loving your work.
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Just checking I've got this right. The folk who demonise immigrants, champion taking cash off the poorest, vote to make themselves richer at the detriment of the poorest etc. etc. are currently preaching to folk about the real meaning of Christmas?
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Finally, I want to thank the people I regularly interact with on here. Twitter has been my escape through the really dark times. You haven't known it, but you've been a lifeline, and for that I can't ever thank you enough.
End of message, you wonderful fuckers. X
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Translation:
No one will invite me on their show because I talk intellectually bereft bollocks so I've decided to concentrate on getting through the last 7 pages of the pop up version of the Hungry Caterpillar
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Big shout out to working class Tory voters who thought the Tories actually wanted what's best for them.
I mean seriously, how fucking stupid.
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The non-dom owned Sun, Mail and Telegraph don't seem that arsed about Sunak's wife's tax status. I wonder why that is......
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How it started. How it's going.
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