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25 days
The Carsley stuff is a good example how some stories don’t divide us on gender, race, class, politics- just between normal people and halfwits
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@TheMoradinho @johnspacemuller @TheAthleticUK I’m terrified that you’re not taking the piss
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Worra line up!!! 😜
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@GordoManchester Bet none of them give Elon musk £11 a month
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I’ll tell you something that’s not funny! John Terry is in that dressing room crying like a little girl
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Alternative MUFC.
4 months
After spitting on Tevez, John Terry arranged for himself to take the 'match winning penalty'. He took the walk from the half way line to the penalty spot, straightening his captains armband for the cameras, took a run up, slipped & cried in the rain. Moscow, 16 years ago today.
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Choose your Queen of Manchester now
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A BBC reporter tried a loaded question, but it didn't work.
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@guardiang2 This is the worst, most patronising, insulting piece of shit you’ve ever published. Everyone involved hang your heads in shame, you twee halfwits
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@SuperPosh7 @SkyNewsBreak Hahahahaha you absolute crevice
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@CharEngland89 @gillesofftheweb @emxlando @Jezburnell @NorthantsPolice “Given that I have now been given information that the photo has nothing to do with today, I should continue to believe that it does” Does someone have to dress you in the morning?
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Politics For All, an example of why you should block the shit out of it.
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@PeterSchiff @_Dima_M_ @J_Rehk14 Did you just Ukrainesplain to a Ukrainian!?
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@ConradHannon @HilzFuld Yeah, pretty sure a reference from the biggest global comedy of the last 50 years would sail over most peoples heads, unlike these missiles which will pulverise women and children into dust!
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@Danny_McMoomins “Good Christmas and that?” “Yeah fine, we did all that last week, can I have your forecasts by lunchtime”
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5 months
Listen, and understand! That Everton is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not be relegated ever, until the Barclays is no more
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@nolittleman “Hey Hutch…..whaaaaats happenin’?”
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It’s well known that Blackpool tower is the largest 5g mast in Western Europe, no surprise the msm are covering up the fact it’s exploded #sheeple #GreatReset
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@bbclaurak Laura, you’ve added nothing, thank you
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@BrewDog Fash burger
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@OutOfSinq Was it ok as long as other windows were being smashed? Should they just do a bit more research as to who lives in the house they’re about to violently attack?
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@VaccineWaters74 @dumbbirdname @ukIemons No, it’s a “oh mate!! you’re having the piss absolutely ripped out of you and you’re too stupid to even know it” Go well though, you sweet summer child
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Middle aged women in long floral dresses and denim jackets, off to meet pals for lunch is as much a uniform as 20 something lads in S.I jackets going to the match
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@burnagedaydream Probably a 120-30 years judging by that
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“Apply a corrective” new “straightener” term just dropped
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Ignacio Valladolid
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✨Los perros ingleses exhiben sus instintos animales en Benidorm tras su justa derrota en la final de la #EURO2024 y a los aficionados españoles no les queda otra que aplicarles un correctivo.
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@BainzyC Hi Lucy, I’m a reporter for Stormfront, would it be possible to use your picture for an article? Full credit given naturally
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Lol @ Leeds festival
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@TalkTV @Iromg Is this what your life is reduced to Graham? Sniffing bus seats and indulging weirdos? So, so sad
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@pipterino Lol, same energy
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@Lxtechman @BritainElects Quick!! Let the polling companies know, you’re on to something, if this 1 council seat in Leicester is replicated across the country the Tories will have a 600 seat majority!!
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@jasygeorgeybaby Hi mate, you got RTd into my timeline, hadn’t come across you before, have to say you talk….this biggest load of bollocks I’ve heard in my life. Absolute brainworms, coupled with the daftest accent possible. Tit
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Toby Young, Michael Gove - QPR Diddy Dave Hamilton, Mohammed Al Fayed - Fulham David Mellor, Jeremy Clarkson - Chelsea Mick Lynch, Cameron Diaz - Brentford The facts speak for themselves
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@jonrl71 @Dano1883 @BBCMOTD Hahahahahaha!! The time you wasted in typing that when no one gives a fuck!!
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@RobGutmann @Leeroy1003 You’d be advocating for this is LFC were currently a point ahead I’m sure, right?....right?....Rob?!
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Re Liz Jones, this is on ex’s Wikipedia page
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@shitlondon
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The Daily Mail on Kate Middleton being hospitalized is honestly one of the most mental pieces of journalism I've ever read.
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“In other news I’ve been promoted....so swings and roundabouts”
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King Charles’s staff given redundancy notice during church service for Queen
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@cotterill_david Cant catch noncery while waiting for the coffee and deserts afaik
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@WalkerMarcus So? Forgive them then.
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@pzparker @IanDunt Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the privately educated children’s parents!!
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@exitthelemming @deadbloke @Aiannucci I’ve long thought that the Daily Mail hate this country with a passion that ISIS can only dream of
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1 year
All those parochial regional bands from humdrum towns, Blossoms, Reytons, Lathums, are only liked by people from those towns out of some sort of misplaced loyalty to fellow denizens, they don’t actually like the music because face it, it’s utterly laughable
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𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬
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Trigger an entire band/artists fanbase with a single sentence.
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@pimpleboy71 @EmmaKennedy So the year they won the league and the European cup and were FA Cip finalists, what first attracted you to them James, seeing as that was such a left field choice
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You know how every clubs fan base has got that one bloke that EVERYONE knows? You don’t have to know them personally, or even speak to them, Bill was ours. RIP
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Griffin Park Grapevine (Brentford FC)
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👏🏾Bees fans can pay their respects to "Bill The Fish" during the 76th minute v Brighton Bill operated a turnstile in the New Road and is pictured below (left) after our promotion to the Championship with an admirer to whom he once gave a lift to an away game (a long time ago)
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@kentwix12 @dubslife1 Zihuatanejo, Essex
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@sorobotic @pipterino I know it can’t be you…..based on no evidence whatsoever, just that I find you attractive”
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@Stillicho82 @MarkKav15119614 @TalkTV Is there a historical precedent for what a “generic knight” might have been up to in the Middle East?
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@scrowder Grow up manchild
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@Simon4NDorset @theoscars22live Don’t know your mrs or her medical history, but for the record, she’s a munter, now where shall we meet?
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@JerryTurin @cheer_wine There’s these things called Menus that detail the dishes, it’s new but good
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@CllrDanielFry @YTFC Talk me through the “legitimate way”, you’re clearly an authority on the subject so very interested to see it outlined
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@paul_tomkins Imagine getting rattled by a chant from.....Shrewsbury fans
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@SonjaStringer2 @BethRigby You back on the glue again Sonja?
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@PaulEmbery @greateranglia Was she swearing at you after reading the reactionary old toot you constantly spew on here? Always a possibility. Give her my best anyway and tell her she’s a legend.
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@TVKev @timthemonkey81 @BBC It was brilliant and compelling with a stellar cast, and you absolutely know it, you ridiculous little obtuse ‘shit-opinions-for-money’ blowhard. Jesus wept, how do you even sleep at night???!
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@eugeneh84 For me you’ve got to ask questions of their motivation? It’s not about the rewards it’s about the performance, have they done that to the best of their ability
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@boohoo What’s the temperature in your Burnley slave factory today lads?
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@AdamCrafton_ There speaks a man who is on expenses and free match tickets
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@OwenJones84 @AaronBastani Owning it and apolgising like this is impressive tbf
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Your mortgage has gone up cause Truss Your travel costs are extortionate cause hedge funds and foreign state owned co’s subsidising their own transport systems Your foods gone up cause of brexit Your energy cause of cancelled storage capacity Blame the bloke trying to save jobs
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Finished Patrick Melrose last night, astonishing watch, never really got Cumberbatch before but am turned around on him now, utterly compelling performance, 5 popcorns
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@OutOfSinq Good to hear, & I’m sorry your property was damaged, personally if I had your views and it had happened to me, Id start to think maybe I had more in common with the other people being terrorised regardless of their religion or nationality than the scumbags putting my windows in
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@316simsim Think it is Paqueta actually, based on the like evidence
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@idlewildgirl These should be in an exhibition, what a wonderful thing to do, and for you to have, what a talent!! Is your dad and artist professionally?
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@CFC_Pitz @UtdEIIis He was dead right
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“Aaaah look, I thought it was a work event”
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Monsieur Bullshit returns
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@TheFFCommish @MancTories Where else is she going to be!!?
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@gillesofftheweb Drink the Huelade yeah?
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What team do you reckon The Famileigh support? I’m going for Harlequins
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Can’t let this thread not represent this Queen
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@kelly_welles
Kelly Welles
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To commemorate #InternationalWomensDay , some of my favourite pics of women being badasses. First up, Saffiyah Khan.
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@eadingas @EmmaKennedy @jamieklingler Do what I’m doing, print them off and burn them, thank you SO MUCH Emma, you are truly invaluable
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@BFranklin1979 @MrWinMarshall @spectator Won’t someone PLEASE think of the inherited wealth banjo players!!!?
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@LeoMars75 @PaulGoldsmith73 In this instance the Community Note is the dunk
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@WeahsCousin It’s like people have looked at Palace fans and instead of thinking “pricks” they’ve thought “cool”
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@TweetsByBritt @jdaykin The number one cause of murder is murder? Yes I think that checks out. JFC As to the first question…
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“Look I never thought we’d say this, but we’re banning gambling firms from our shirts….but not the sleeves…in 3 years time”
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@narindertweets Ha! The state of the pair of you, get in the bin
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@cheesedoff3 @cjlow_ You should ask to see the Halloween manager about this Karen
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@buruhandi @MrDarcyDog @MailOnline 200 likes in half an hour, bit mental, sat up perfectly to be volleyed home
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@jack11shaw @FootyLimbs @LUFC This really isn’t the burn you thought it was going to be is it? And I say that as Bees fan who watched them bouncing around in ecstasy. Put the Xbox controller down and try going to a match
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@KwasiKwarteng @centricaplc Sorry Kwasi it looks like you’ve misspelled “re-open the thing we closed” and I know you hate that
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@eugeneh84 You could save about £20 per annum with this
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@Bilal99228358 @BBCWorld A ‘22 created @ with 4 followers
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@CasualChaps What in the name of customized Adidas trainers is going on here!!?
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@thehandofbeadle The focus is off here but I like this, it captures the emotion of a goal as the crowd gets in your way celebrating”
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@Nathan_John01 What should our capacity be m8? Before you answer we were in L2 a dozen years ago, have 2 other premier league teams within 4 miles and a championship club the same, plus 10 other London clubs a tube ride away, so go on, enlighten us
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@DominicMcGregor Yes exactly this, no one drank alcohol to any great degree prior to 1947
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@GillesOffTheWeb (Who’s) In Charge (Me or the Devil) (?)
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