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Calm down, Batman
Klopp: "I don't imagine the club will need me in the future but if the city needs me, I'm there."
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What a scouser says when he’s definitely not lying.
Whoah workers in France just seized a castle as part of their nationwide protests.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS KEIR STARMER GOING TO DO TO THE ELDERLY?
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@3andcaptain
@EvertonArentWe
Can’t be many keepers who have saved two pens in a shoot out and still don’t win. Winds me up so much.
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You’d only need to change 3 results between 84/85 and 86/87 and Everton would have won a treble and the double, including three FA Cups in a row and three league titles in a row. Dead easy, this.
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This is all the proof you need that Mexico 86 was the best World Cup, ever.
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Why can’t they just lose a game like everyone else does?
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Baines retires and Everton still have the two best left backs in the league.
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Are we sure it’s Atwell that Forest are talking about?
I’ve never liked
#nffc
public, scathing messages.
But IF it’s true Stuart Atwell hasn’t officiated any Luton game this season because of any allegiance to them, then they have a case.
It’s NOT about conspiracy or corruption. Get real. But it is about standards and fairness.
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This Joorabchian business is serious stuff and the most pressing issue at the club right now. He helped run QPR into the ground and there’s nothing to suggest he’s not doing the same at Everton.
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It you want an idea of just how bad this Everton team is, David Moyes brought on a striker at 2-0 up today.
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For anyone kicking off about Andros Townsend - I remember when Everton signed David Burrows and everyone thought he’d be shite and he was.
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Still can’t get my head around this one.
07.11.2021.
Hugo Lloris brings down Richarlison in the penalty area.
Chris Kavanagh instantly awards Everton a penalty but then after reviewing VAR minutes later he overrules his initial decision and awards a goal kick to Tottenham!
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Two dreadful penalty decisions given against Everton in the last two months. The title race being the common denominator - can’t risk that top two dropping points. The Premier League is a farce.
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The fact that this Sky reporter legged it to Seacombe for his own safety leads me to believe he’s never been to Seacombe before.
Lowest of the low from
@SkySportsPL
@SkySportsNews
@SkySports
. Blatantly working with the
@premierleague
on a narrative that actually, you can punish the fans because we're the bad guys. Scum bags the lot of you
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Shouts too much though.
Jordan Pickford has kept more Premier League clean sheets than any other goalkeeper so far this season 👏
🥇 Jordan Pickford (7)
🥈 Alisson Becker (6)
🥈 Andre Onana (6)
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Even by Everton’s usual pathetic standards, not making a decision on the manager and not having a single player signed nine days into January is beyond negligent. The club is dead.
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Richard Branson saying long haul travellers will suffer if Virgin Atlantic goes bust, as BA will have very little competiton. This is the same Virgin Atlantic that whacked the cost of flights to the US right up the second Thomas Cook went bust. Capatilism’s a fucker, isn’t it?!
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The Everton board and owner have been getting praise for overseeing what has so far been a successful stadium project.
But isn’t the reason the stadium project is going well because it’s been fully handed over to experts who know how to manage it?
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In a massive plot twist, the scousest of scousers can’t make scouse.
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That double save from Pickford was sensational. The midfield will rightly get a lot of praise for that display today, but Pickford and Richarlison were outstanding at opposite ends of the pitch too.
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It’s clear that everyone at Everton is clueless, but taking £8m for Simms and potentially paying £30m for Beto is fucking mind-blowing. Absolute shed, him.
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If the Premier League gets cancelled, the reds should at least get a gold star for a good effort - they seem to love little gold stars, so everyone’s happy.
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No matter what you thought of Tom Davies’ performance yesterday, he laughed at Jordan Henderson and called him a soft bastard - if that’s not captain material, I don’t know what is.
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I can’t get my head around why people are so dismissive of a four-day working week. We’re a nation of butlers, happy to serve our masters. It’s sickening.
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The pictures don’t do it justice. Must have been some brew, that.
Top 5 underrated premier league moments.
Number 3: Sylvester Stallone’s reaction to a cup of Bovril at Goodison Park
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Everton should string Barkley along about a move back to Goodison right up until the transfer window is about to close, then fuck him off.
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The PL is terrified of government regulation. That’s what this is about.
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Two seasons ago Everton finished two points behind Arsenal. They’re now looking at the title while Everton are looking at relegation.
The same happened in 95/96. Two seasons later Arsenal were champions and Everton stayed up on the final day of the season.
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Up the Toffees ✊
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Add ‘bike rides’ to the list of things the reds have invented.
Is there any other football team in the world that goes on squad bike rides before every training session when they're out of the country?! 😂
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As a Park End season ticket holder, I reserve the right to boo whatever I like at Goodison on Sunday.
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Hearing Everton are interested in signing some players. Marcel Brands is hopeful of new arrivals. Moshiri has money to spend. May sell some players too. Hearing other clubs might be interested in signing them.
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A kopite has just been knocked off The Chase without getting a question right and I couldn’t be happier.
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Reform getting 13 or 14 seats. This country needs to fucking grow up.
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Broke both the Anfield and the Danny Ings hoodoos in our last two games. Up the Toffees.
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A couple of stats before Everton opener against Southampton…
It’s been ten seasons since Everton last lost on the opening day
Southampton haven’t won at Goodison since 97/98
What could possibly go wrong tomorrow?
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The reds giving Tom Davies stick for his green trackie, when they have this playing up front for them.
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Mark Hughes moaning that the ref was breaking the game. No, that will have been your players kicking fuck out of everyone. You nan-headed ballbag.
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Can't wait for Sunday when Everton take a set of dead expensive knives to the gunfight.
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One for all the lads who voted Tory because they owned an Audi before they were 30.
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Hate to break it to all the Allardyce haters, but that’s what you do against teams that can attack like Liverpool - just stay in the game and see what happens. Defending is part of the game, we defended well.
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Nick Barmby is a bastard.
It’s impossible not to love Nick Barmby.
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If you can’t see why Dyche not making any subs until dead late on was a problem today, then I’m not sure you know how an actual football match works.
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Even if England aren’t your thing, Koeman, Van Dijk, and the better reds having a terrible night is surely heart-warming stuff.
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The Toffees have made a complete show of the greatest league in the world (™️) and they’re really not taking it well.
We've been on quite the journey in 2023/24... 🎞️
What will the final day produce tomorrow? 🔮
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If you don’t think Liverpool losing is dead funny, no matter how shit we are, then you really need to lighten up.
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@AlanJCreevy
@grandoldteam
That interviewer was ace, he was genuinely loving winding up Klopp.
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Question on The Chase - “Which team has lost the most FA Cup finals?”
Contestant - “Football’s not my strong point…”
Chooses Everton. Gets through. Toffees.
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I hope Everton don’t get relegated.
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Grassroots football pitches are unplayable for months at a time - especially this season - while 3G/4G pitches are in short supply and only available at sky high frees. All while billions swills around at the top of the pyramid. But yeah, you keep patting yourselves on the back.
The Premier League's world-leading investment into all levels of football allows the people connected to clubs to have a positive impact in their communities
#PLMoreThanAGame
shows how millions of lives are being changed for the better 💫
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Wonder where they’ll beheading?
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🚨 Many players are already considering leaving Saudi Arabia. 👋🇸🇦
They are put off by the climate, the culture, the low crowds in the stadiums and women’s rights for their wives.
A real exodus could take place next summer. ✈️
(Source:
@sport
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Tainted glove.
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If constantly sacking managers is a problem, surely it’s time to get rid of the soft bastards who keep picking those managers. Kenwright and Moshiri need legging.
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No one calling out Luke Shaw for giving away a ridiculous free kick in the first place. The shed.
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You’ve been played by Murdoch. Again. You stupid, stupid bastards.
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Get yourself a decent keeper then. Mate.
Ange Postecoglou wasn't happy with Everton's tactics towards Guglielmo Vicario...
#EVETOT
#BBCFootball
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Tosun’s goal is goal of the season because it hit the bar, back down, then nearly took the roof of the net off. Goals like that should count double.
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You wouldn’t find Morgan Schneiderlin nicking a taxi, would you? The fucking fraud.
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Tremendous work all round…
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Are people seriously starting to lose their shit over whether people will stay after the game tomorrow? If people want to bail, sound. If people want to stay, sound. It’s their Saturday, they can do what they want. Let’s just stop fuming about everything though, eh?!
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Mike Walker no longer being the benchmark is going to take some getting used to.
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Michael Keane is a striker and I’ll not hear any different.
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Who’s this fucking Herbert?
"He feels like a real prize this summer" 👀
Could Jarrad Branthwaite be on the move this summer? 💭
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Learned nothing from the start of last season, has he?
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If Liverpool really don’t want to be in the FA Cup this season, they could do a lot worse than taking a look at how Everton do things.
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Who’d have thought making subs could change a game? Wild.
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So I’ve just ironed my booing slacks for nothing? Sound.
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If I was to pick a way for an Everton team to beat an Allardyce side, it would be a horrible win like that with an equaliser being snatched away from him in the dying seconds. Played, Toffees.
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Meanwhile, we had Bill, Sharpy, Little Miss Dynamite, and the blag accountant trying to tell us we were mad for questioning how the clubs was being run.
A recap of
#avfc
ownership structure, wealth and influence for anyone still yet to understand the magnitude:
Executive Chairman and Co-owner, Nassef Sawiris.
Construction magnate and part of the Sawiris Family dynasty worth circa $36 billion. Personal net worth at circa $9
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£159 million on wages. Most of which will have gone on absolute duds on the pitch, in the dug out, and in the board room. If the club goes into administration, it’s the people working in the club shop and the box office that will suffer. Unforgivable.
Everton publish 22/23 accounts: 🔑 figs
Revenue £172m ⬇️ 5%
Wages £159m ⬇️ 2%
Amortisation £77m ⬆️ 23%
Manager/coaching payoff £7m
Executive payoff £2.5m
Loss pre player sales £130m
Pre tax loss £89m
Player signings £91m
Player sales £61m
Borrowings £341m
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If you’re one of those blues who “quite likes” Klopp, here’s a reminder that he’s a massive dick head.
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Of course he is.
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If RB Leipzig don’t stop tapping up Lookman, let’s all boycott Red Bull! Hit Red Bull where it hurts, and show Leipzig we won’t stand for any of their nonsense.
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Good morning, blues. Any chance we can have a (52k+) or (52k-) in the bios, just so we’re all clear on each other’s position?
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Do you know what would make a lovely change, if Everton actually signed a new player in time to play in the next fixture.
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