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@seraphel_

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It's my personal quest to become less online. If you see me tweet it means I'm failing at it. 25 Prof pic by: @alight_heart Banner by: @RomyJonesDraws

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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@AZH3RO You're literally equating enemies to lovers with incest? Are you ffr?
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@Aliciasdoodles He was a boy, she was a girl, Avril Lavigne was replaced by a clone in 2003
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@FckedLynx People will say the engine exploded because of the gas cannister but actually Fords just do that
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
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@strawbearyzz I wonder if they're pulling another Princess and the Frog so they can axe the animation department
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@mishacak3s Essentially "Would she still love me if I was a an unfathomable worm horror from beyond the stars? 🥺🥺🥺"
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@seraphel_
Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
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@coffeemeowk I HATE stories where the main conflict can be resolved by talking for FIVE MINUTES
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
10 months
@Rheycore This is like those failed cow fetuses from a couple months ago
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
2 years
@VIOL_ETTO Literally incomprehensible what the fuck?
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@LiamBeUponYe Its the Sonic Boom phenomenon where the writers room is completely unsupervised and nobody from the network cares
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
10 months
@POISONOMICON Just having a spit take with the boys, certified bro behavior
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@poroshya The message is hateful, but the lines are loving. Hmm...
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
2 years
@crustyleper We do a little misandry. We do a little ableism. We do little misandrist ableism.
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
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@kissinglesson Its really fucked up to consider Finn living multiple human lifetimes due to various challenges and mishaps before the age of 18
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
2 years
@GreenTextRepost How does a jock from your school find your minecraft server in the first place? Does your school have a discord that you posted it to?
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
2 years
@GloveStrange Kratos is God's strongest soldier. He only kills false idols and their demonic minions, a paragon on the order of St.Michael the Archangel really.
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
2 years
@thewilisqueen Entering my "entering my era" era
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@50TurnParty WHAT IF IT HAD A THOUSAND MONSTERS AND WE CATEGORIZED THEM ALL AND PEOPLE WENT INTO THE SPACE TO CAPTURE THEM AND THEN THEY BATTLED THE MONSTERS AND THEN THE MONSTERS EVOLVED AND
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
3 years
@gojodni420 I'm american so I was reading this mm/dd/yy and I was like "Were these tweets sent from the future???"
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@rispisss Very "I think I'm non-binary but I have a job"
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
3 years
@TierZoo Good idea but I think you meant to write low production *cost
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
3 years
@lesbiansuki The term sapphic already exists. Like its right there.
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
9 months
@LeoniePinelIi The average grade for each leader is Kabru: 80.8 Laios: 76 Mr.Tansu: 97.5 Shuro: 84.5 Mithrun: 66.75(88.3 if you don't count Fleki's 2) Gillin: 72
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
10 months
@b0tster Between this and the resurgence of discourse around the Jocat vid it just feels like people are feeling rather sex negative these days. Maybe the seasonal depression is making people kranky idk
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
10 months
@Lol8ball When the misogynist reactionaries start lionizing one of the creatives behind a hypersexual female power fantasy game🥴
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
10 months
@gfaunaa Maybe he could afford food if he could hold down a single job!
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@DevinHS13 What is a stretch about an obvious callback? Why would Aunt May know to call her Liv if she didn't know her personally?
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@sebas19321 @gwenstacying In fairness he's learning most of his spanish in school and american schools teach Spanish spanish so it makes sense
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@BeefCohomology It's some kind of Misato-Lain Monster-Lean bimbo chimera
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
9 months
@YlGACLAN Poor Rin 😭 Never stood a chance
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@sandiinas Southeast asia has run out of characters... Southeast asia is mailing a pipebomb to your location...
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
10 months
This is why we can't have nice things. Why can't you people just be fucking normal?
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If this is what it takes to be a content creator online, I don't think I'm cut out for it read: TL;DR, I’m going to finish up my current ongoing projects, and then I’m going to be taking an indefinite break from making content
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
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@Bl00DY_MARIE An absolutely repulsive spin off
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@KellytoyDK Nothing but respect for MY president 🫡
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
10 months
@drmistercody The biggest obstacle to UBI, or even just BI for the destitute, is overcoming voters' inherent distrust/disgust with their fellow man. If you can't counter that it's opponents will just repeat the same lies and people will believe them.
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
5 years
@hajnarus I swear to god, Jostars must go into a cocoon state between the ages of 12 and 14 where they rapidly transform into giants that are built like oxen.
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
5 years
@NoContxtZim Damn even Zim wants a goth gf
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
3 years
@glockmetal I fixed the hand
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@ComicLoverMari "Why does fan service make people not want to watch certain anime" "Because it makes me uncomfortable" "Then don't watch it" ... Absolutely stellar advice there Mari. I'm sure they didn't even consider that option.
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@Norgamka This is the butchest a woman can look before people start getting scared
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
2 years
@nameshiv I thought the fent exposure thing was that they were touching fent but thinking it's absorbed through skin so they work themselves into panic attacks and think they're getting high
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
3 years
@shenanigansen Door in Smash???
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
"You're not supposed to like Bojack Horseman/Scott Pilgrim/X problematic protagonist" Yes you ARE, if a character was supposed to be unlikable then we would not be able to invest in them as protagonists. Their stories are only compelling BECAUSE they're likeable to the audience.
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@waytoointoshoes My two theories are: 1. Being trans is about enjoying life and part of that is not feeling guilty about eating good food 2. She got a bit lost in her own monologue but the sentiment of eating well is still valid in it's own way
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
3 years
@TwinkMxrderer Is this referring to a real politician?
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@kissinglesson It occurs to me that the reason she gave Gumbald and co ears even though she doesn't have them is because she was immitating the photograph
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@bara_moe_bltch That's literally the implication of the photo.
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@SalafiLaBeouf In fairness, syncretism of orthodoxy and folk superstition has been the default theological mode for probably most christians for the whole run
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@AltHistCody The naps are okay but the hours are insane
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
10 months
@JohnSmi78694817 What a bizarre way of looking at the world. May God have mercy on your soul.
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
2 years
@LunyDoobles Also "wiedergeburt" means rebirth and fortsetzung means continuation, so perhaps it's a redo?
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
3 years
@spencecoin "You criticize society yet you live in it, curious!"
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@M1das_OW2 I think the answer is really just 'being 13 on the internet'
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@zuguzu55 They are literally teenagers who can barely handle their own emotions of course they shouldn't get married
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@utopihino Lets be honest, thats the only way their relationship would've survived that tattoo
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
10 months
@Valerie_tbh I think the joke is she's trying to top someone but she's reaching climax almost immediately so it's going wrong
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@GeruTine I think Slamacow was definitely the best of that crop, but part of what made it work is he didn't change too much of the original models and behavior, compared to Element Animation for example. This style above is similar but pushes it further with anime-esque body language.
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
2 years
@benshapiro As we all know, cis people never commit theft
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
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@PathetiquetteTV A lot can change between 16 and 19.
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
10 months
@WillNeverBeOver I really do not care at all. I have no issue with eroticism in video games in itself.
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
9 months
@KENOASTRAL This is the right thing to do, keeps the shock fresh
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
10 months
@meatgirI "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" is a long time nemesis of mine
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
10 months
@constellor Disney Corporation must pay for their crimes
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
10 months
@BeefBurf13211 Sorry, I really don't know what you're talking about. I have a life, and friends, and I go outside, y'know? I guess you wouldn't.
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
10 months
I love how human will look at literally any animal of moderate size and be like "This is just a funny looking dog" and treat it as such
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
10 months
@haunthtml Incredible things are happening on twitter dot com
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
8 months
@AlexanderRodd When a film maker chooses to put people in literal, actual nazi uniforms that isn't them being subtle about how you're meant to read the situation lol
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
9 months
@hourlyizutsumi How Hungry?
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
10 months
@b0tster They're being comedically horny and people are hating on it for similar reasons(or at least citing similar reasons) i.e. its 'cringe' or something something porn addiction or whatever
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@anniilina I mean, I think you can do both. I always wanted him to get better, and I think the show ends pointing in that direction. The show holds him accountable for his choices but I don't think it wants us to think he's irredeemable.
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
5 years
@Powflip @DanStoneArt1 What I get from the comic is that its hard to appreciate the comics now because the tabood they were breaking are now juvenile and passe. Sure you can appreciate the history of them but that doesn't really make the comics enjoyable.
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
10 months
@opinonhaver I feel like the difference between freeway blocking and something like sit-ins is the latter at least confronted what the issue was (anti-black discrimination) but the former doesn't seem to unless the protest is over, like, highway expansion
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@arainydancer She heard about a white haired woman at the establishment and got all excited
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
10 months
@_sonflower This is goes hard like the Sans Undertale fight goes hard
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
2 years
@BLOODSADx *cough* Wendigoon *cough*
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
2 years
@benshapiro When republicans actually start proposing such solutions instead of "What if schools only had one entrance" they might be worth listening to
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
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@astoriaclarke She's a video essayist who writes about films. She tweeted a critique of that new Disney movie people didn't like. People brought out a shopping list of problematic things she's done. She made a video responding to said list. It's too long for many people. You're up to speed.
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
11 months
@funeralpig This is purgatory I think
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@seraphel_
Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
4 years
@TheShawnyT Strong "he asked for no pickles" vibes on this panel
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@The_Saint_Rises Alexa, what is "Visual Storytelling"
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@Eli_and_mybros Recently heartbroken, directionless, and nobody but Jay T. Dogzone to turn to for advice
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
3 years
@smolbrain2 The meme is called stick figure violence. Bere's the original and the template:
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@two_n_minus_one "Apartheid Clyde" is a slur
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@phatcussy Maybe if you had God's own oven mitts to lay in.
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
9 months
@ennbelI You'd treat her better and she'd treat you worse. It's a push and pull y'see.
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
2 years
@shenanigansen I can't handle jumpscare shit, especially if it's done tastefully(read: not FNAF), but I can handle psychological horror or cosmic horror like the works of Jordan Peele.
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@judgementshae Not heteronormativity on the tl😒/j
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
11 months
@AltHistCody Yeah that one's good, I can look at it and not think "A redditor designed that"
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@PearlteaRizzy "She said black because monke" is just a dishonest strawman but yeah okay way to be a critical thinker there
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
2 years
@tara_chara Physical proximity is a strong predictor for if two people will develop a relationship. I think it's less so that workplace romance is a object so much as it is an inevitable consequence of human psychology.
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@kittischmitti Eldest sister didnt even have to dress up as anything and he's forced to dress as Cup O' Soup 😭
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
6 years
@sokram27 He tries to figure put 18-9 by carrying the one but he just ends up with 18-9 again
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
8 months
@mathepi They are wearing Nazi uniforms bruh.
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@manglegrove Moths to a flame
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
4 years
@dunwaIl I realize now you're meant to read this like its the song Creep but I initially read it like it was The Joker 🥴
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
2 years
@fuckitweballet Alexa: Tell me the history of Tibet
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
2 years
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
4 years
@kyulog It really is tragic how good a sniper Bernie is despite her reluctance to fight.
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
1 year
@krystalwolfy I'm not really convinced that this is anti-homeless architecture because Japan has virtually no homelessness in the entire country. In 2020, Japan had about 4k homeless people total. In america by contrast, there were 580,000.
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Seraph | @seraphell.bsky.social
5 years
@BencilNSFW The discussion is usually around porn of people who are visibly minors. Of course depending on who you ask then age-ups are also problematic but this part is more debated for obvious reasons.
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