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Glass Onion may be one of the most triumphantly, defiantly stupid movies I've ever seen. How it somehow fooled people into thinking it was a smart, complex mystery is absolutely baffling.
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Its cool that the party who won't shut up about how America is run by shadow billionaire elites voted for the billionaire elite stacking the government with his billionaire elite buddies.
Donald Trump names wrestling billionaire Linda McMahon, co-founder of WWE, as Secretary of Education.
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Does he have a personal life anymore or is like literally everything about money and YouTube and the brand I cannot remember the last time he talked about literally anything else.
MrBeast revealed he has ~15 YouTube videos filmed that he'll publish after he dies to keep his channel alive
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We need to start letting superheroes look like this again enough with the dehydration
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Unrelated but I miss when Thor's humor was "Shakespearean dude in modern day" and not whatever they've been doing since Ragnarok.
when the MCU writers bring Mahershala Ali a new Blade script:
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Do yall just not ever talk to women.
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The darker fingertips blending into normal skin tone thing is way too cool of a design element to be forever associated with MCU Scarlet Witch.
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First five seconds are so cool and then it immediately drops into the slowest portrayal of super speed you can possibly create.
I know it gets bad afterwards but I really fucking love the first part of this shot
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Victimless crime should be legal if you do it cool enough.
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We're aware the cowardly lion is a lion, right? He was only a dude in a suit because it was the 30s.
That lion looks stupid as fuck. You're gonna give me some CGI abomination over a faggy man in a costume. embarrassing.
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Did u just "W or L" like the entire concept of a woman.
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Now I understand why Marvel rarely shoots on location yall are spoiling everything before its even done filming.
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Wrong unfortunately
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After this God of War trilogy ends Kratos should start shit with Christianity.
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How the hell did she grow that much hair in 7 years
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Communism is when you are the biggest corporate monopoly on the planet.
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Keeping a relationship people have been shipping/speculating on for an entire decade completely secret and then dropping the wedding pics on April Fools Day is genuinely the funniest shit an influencer has ever done.
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Who the fuck are they putting in my lobbies
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In case yall need another reason why pink hues are clearly superior to orange hues for spidey suits
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Buying one of the most popular and recognizable social media platforms and stripping it of all its features, actively making it impossible to use, and rebranding it entirely is genuinely the stupidest fucking thing anyone has ever done.
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They're literally doing that right now and it fuckin rocks
Doing a Wakanda show without TChalla is like doing a Gotham show without Bruce Wayne.
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Guys they still make fruit snacks. You can still buy these.
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I'm crying man they don't have enough queer characters for a pride post and made it ab colored lighting.
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I love that this image was clearly made as a joke and these guys are running fully serious with it.
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This actually is a good representation of 2023 because this video is about a grown man getting mad and throwing a fit because he's too stupid to understand a concept that a literal child is able to explain to him.
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I've never seen an account more owned by Elon Musk
When you could retire on a golf course but you decide to Make America Great Again because you're a Chill Guy.
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"Controversies related to star Rachel Zegler" meanwhile her costar is an IDF sergeant who can't act.
Disney is on a hot streak, but next year's live-action "Snow White" could slow the momentum. The film has been dogged by expensive reshoots and controversies related to star Rachel Zeglerβs social media posts.
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Ratio with the most Mary Jane photo ever
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These are all modeled off of real women, yes. Sorry real life doesn't adhere to your porn fantasies.
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Its official. Lara croft has now become a lesbian, Netflix cant help it can they. #laracroft #TombRaider #netflix .@MelonieMac @CoreDesign_com
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Doing an ad where you make your guy design his supersuit with generative AI is so dogshit man this movie just keeps getting worse with every new update.
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Are they androgynous or are they literally nine years old.
They made poison ivy literally an androgynous freak. They are laughing at you.
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Peter Parker while the rest of the gang is studying studying for finals
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No amount of twink posing will distract us from the fact this is absolutely the straightest Spider-Man.
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exhibit a
If you take a costume that doesn't have pants and give it pants you should cut off the sleeves to restore the natural balance.
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It's so crazy that Peter Parker used to be drawn with such a specific, consistent look and now his design reference is just kinda "white guy, vaguely college age".
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Why is he suddenly a transformers guy now.
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The MCU has rotted reviewers to the core man why is an adaptation being faithful to its source a BAD thing.
Netflix's One Piece is an entertaining adaptation that's hindered by a desire to recreate every major event found in its source material. Our review:
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Her name is truth bomber, she's wearing red, white, and blue, has a gun belt buckle, and is in the hit Amazon streaming series the Boys.
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Ella Purnell should be given legal authority to kill this guy.
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Hearing this from the guy whose most recent movie to come out was Love and Thunder is like an actual viable threat.
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Love that the Hall of Justice is a bunch of office chairs around a table in the middle of a storage warehouse man the budget must've been struggling bad.
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Missy Cooper secretly being a nonbinary twitch streamer for 2 years is the funniest thing to ever come out of Young Sheldon.
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Kind of really hate how ghouls have gotten less and less gnarly with every new iteration
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Having Supergirl do all the promo for the Flash movie is so fucking funny.
Everything really is bigger in Texas β‘ THE FLASH - only in theaters June 16, tickets on sale now. #TheFlashMovie
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Gamers when videogame women look like real women and not goon material
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How sad does ur life have to be for you to be tricking yourself into thinking you're upsetting random people with regurgitated misogyny to feel good.
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White women are not women. If they were, why are you calling them white?.
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Did Sandman ever really do this in the comics or is this something Raimi started that literally everyone since has copied.
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You know they did a fantastic job with him when everyone is talking about him and like literally none of its been about making fun of him for being British
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He has a single line and it literally says "Insomniac Spider-Man of Earth 1048" above his head.
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Lunatic in a Halloween costume >>>.
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It's cool how marvel actually filmed something on location and it looks even more cheap and fake than usual.
The line βPeople have waited decades for this fightβ really sounds like audio from a different sceneπ. Thoughts?
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If the cans you never see in the trashcans you pass at 90mph have to have less polygons to compensate for the way the rest of the game looks I genuinely don't see the problem here. The game is genuinely one of the best looking current gen titles yet by far.
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Are there not like a thousand out of context manga panels that get posted around here that play exactly like this.
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Sub-zero and the Multiverse of Madnessπ. Shout out to whoever made this great animationππ».
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Is that Sheldon Cooper.
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Is this fucking AI art
The live-action βFALLOUTβ series releases in 2024 on Prime Video.
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It's crazy how much the white outlines change the entire look.
They really made one of the best modern Spider-Man suits for the announcement trailer and said βnah, let's make it worseβ
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People are so fascinating man how do you use the word 'moralfags' and think there is any world where you're in the right.
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Seeing the squirrel girl model separated was so funny dude i don't think they needed to model all of that.
I've learned that these Marvel Rivals models are. more detailed than they should be,. They knew. I can't believe this LOL.
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I love how blatant it is that the reason it cuts back and forth between the AI shitjob and the original footage is because the AI clearly couldn't handle the range and movement of the actual actor.
Seeing glimpses of a full-blown replacement for βtraditionalβ character replacement VFXβ¦ Potentially even βmodernβ workflows like wonder dynamics. Many artists value the fine-grain control CGI gives you, but the speed of generative AI is hard to beat.
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There were black viltrumites in the comics dipshit
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Really hope this girl has a good support system yall are so fucking cruel.
First look at Nico Parker as Astrid in the live-action βHOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGONβ remake. In theaters on June 13, 2025.
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If it touches on the man he actually was and doesn't just jack off his public image, yea.
Would you be interested in a biopic based on the life of Stan Lee?
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Him being a Trumper while Cooper Barnes' Twitter banner is Captain Man punching Trump in the face will never not be funny to me
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Do the Joker movies even count as adaptations at this point.
Donβt get me wrong I am excited to see Gaga Harley but The fact that she wonβt get the psychiatrist origin, and sheβs not called Harleen sheβs called Lee instead, and sheβs not going to have her accent, and they barely give her red and black outfitsβ¦ idk sheβs barely Harley atp
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My absolute favorite thing about MCU Spider-Man movie releases is when the press tour hits and Tom and Zendaya look more like Peter and MJ than they do in the actual movie
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It's so funny how the like entire point of Smallville was that it's about Clark Kent, not Superman, and they dressed him like this for a good 70% of the series
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Trying to run a cinematic universe to rival Marvel off three people with no chemistry when two of them can't even act was definitely a decision that was made.
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They need to start leading w these being mobile games dude those last five seconds broke me i was so fucking excited.
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We beat the "Peter is Venom" allegations let's fucking go.
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The fact you couldn't even get a non-nude mod image of PS4 MJ tells us all we need to know.
What happened!!? They didnβt need to do MJ dirty like that π
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its because u guys are fucking stupid hope this helps.
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There's a real conversation to be had about how much fascism/conservatism is rooted in being a fucking loser that's unable to handle the fact that the world moves on and things don't stay how they were when you were young.
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Quite possibly the last person I ever expected to see in a Christmas special
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I like how these are both universes where a very tech heavy spider-man fights villains in overdesigned armors and only one of them gets shit on for it
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Finished Scott Pilgrim yesterday now onto something I've been meaning to read for a while
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Destroying my career by being cast as a lead in a Spielberg, DC, Disney, and Hunger Games movie with no prior credits
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His suit looks really good but why did they do that
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Uh oh
Robert Kirkman says he wants every episode of βINVINCIBLEβ Season 3 to feel like an finale. βIt is an absolutely huge season with so many crazy things that you wonβt expect.β. (Source:
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Is there a lore reason why everyone has these color strands in their hair.
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I like how Peter is literally in game and they still had to use a fake image. No thoughts rattling in that head.
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Did you just call fucking SUPERMAN one dimensional and unrelatable.
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Actually kinda insane that the Nemesis system was supposed to make its debut in a Batman game.
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I wonder why people wouldn't want you around
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[Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness]. A mother's love is so pure that it transcends alternate realities and different timelines. When grief becomes rage, there's no telling where Scarlet Witch's limits lie. Discover her true power in her costume inspired by Marvel
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"Yuri got robbed" I am begging yall to play another game.
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Got this on my pinterest feed and had to stare at it for a full minute before I realized that's not Jason Voorhees
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"The Japanese" in question are mostly white dudes using Google translate.
The Japanese Are Not Happy With Assassin Creed Shadows. 2.6K Likes vs 24K Dislikes
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Kinda wild how Fallout kicked it's series off with one of the gnarliest, creepiest main antagonists in gaming and then went on to only having human main villains
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A) this isn't when it happens, read the book. B) given the way yall fucking act about it I wouldn't be surprised if they do end up cutting it. It's not worth trying to tell a story about male SA survivors if everyone's gonna make jokes and be all "wish that were me" instead.
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MCU created some of the best Iron Man armors ever and then transitioned into the worst aesthetic the character has ever had with the nanotech.
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