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In 1991 these pioneer 9292 beans were apparently Photo worthy....if only Gpa was here to tell me. Im sure he’d still be able to tell me all about the seed choice decision through harvesting them.
#agriculturememories
#agricultureroots
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When harvest would last forever Dad & I always said the 1st rain day we’d catch up w/ laundry house stuff & maybe a few more hours of sleep. But the 2nd rain day we’d meet somewhere for beers or margs.
Don’t think imma just let that tradition completely stop.
Cheers Daddio💗
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Think I can have her runnin by fall? Only a couple birds nest inside.
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Tonight before leaving my nephew pulled me aside & said “thanks for talkin to me Aunt Sammi ur the best” then hugged me & ran away. He’s 8.
Granted we talked about atomic wedgies, farting & the comfort of pooping at home vs public. But he knows regardless the topic I’ll be there.
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God has you in his arms & I will forever have you in my heart. At 11:20 this morning you went to be fitted for your angel wings & while I wish that weren’t the case & we could be making more memories together I know…
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Dad wanted a drink & I wanted a drink w/ my dad. So we made it happen. 💗
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This morning I went outside in my long johns 2xl tshirt no bra & crazy hair to sit & enjoy the beautiful morning & read.
Neighbor man stood up on his deck in his tighty whiteys & unbuttoned shirt, cig hanging outta his mouth to wave good morning.
Home sweet home. 💗
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1st Palm Sunday in years I haven’t got to sit in church & watch kiddos whap their siblings with the branches.
Thanks a lot Rona.
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When dad & I got separated in menards I’d sing hey Jude & whenever I got close instead of “hey Jude” he’d say “hey Sam” back to my na nana nahs
Tonight, in menards Hey Jude came on. My heart needed that.Thanks Daddy.
#frigginlightbulbs
#daddysgirl
#griefjourney
#jamminsmilincryin
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You know what’s 9 months after Christmas Eve? My day! Merry Christmas Dad! You always said I was the gift that keeps on...annoying the ever loving shit outta you! Can’t wait to be reunited & clank margarita glasses to celebrate life. Until then, keep watching over us. I love you!
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10 yrs ago today I called my dad in full on meltdown mode ready to give up. He said he’d come to Ames right away & we could grab a bite to eat spend the night watching gunsmoke & friends & then he’d go back in the morning. (Mind you it was the heart of nh3 season, the man hadn’t
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I asked if I could go out to the job site & see the work & my boss said “go for it”
So I did
I don’t have pics of me running the paver or loading it but I do have this smile from being back in the saddle all because I was told “ur not done learning-do like Shania let’s go girl”
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Some hobag had the audacity to tell me when I got outta my car that my “Shania was far too loud”
Listen lady I’m 2 ish school bus lengths away from u Shania & I aren’t gonna give ya the Rona. There is NO such thing as too loud Shania & go meet fat dave he will show you loud music
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Today marks 6 months since my dads cancer diagnosis.
He passed not even a month later. Life goes by so fast. Don’t take it for granted. We all have aches & pains but please don’t ignore them. Get them checked. If you’re scared, reach out. No one fights any battle alone.💗
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Today I told a driver that I used a plat book & when I didn’t know where I was going I’d turn the book every time I turned so north always stayed facing north.
He then asked me what a plat book was
Sometimes I forget people don’t know what they don’t know
But I’m going to the bar
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I asked Gram Bam how she keeps her coat so white
“Well dear heart ya see, it wouldn’t work for you. But they still let me do my own laundry at the institution (her old people home) so if you got a stain you bring it to the front desk & I’ll go get it & fix it for you”💗
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I asked Beck to take a picture w/ me & he tried to put a dead bug in my pocket then he said “hey aunt sammi” & pulled me down to his level “Do you think grandpa David misses us too?” & before I could get a word out he said “we have so much fun he HAS to miss us!”😂❤️
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Tractor pillows, cartoons, popcorn & a spare slim Jim for when the popcorns gone.
This one won’t leave my side tonight & when he asked me to get him his own tractor pillow I didn’t hesitate.
These are the moments I know some day I’ll miss. My heart needed this.
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Finally decided that I’d keep some of dads old bibs, carhart coats n such but they needed a washing.
Not only did I find candy wrappers in the pockets pre wash, I found corn kernels before drying.
Kernels in July have never made me smile so much.
Thanks Dad💗
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Happy birthday to the man who never gives up. Wants zero recognition. Makes a difference in hundreds of lives daily. Pushes folks to strive & be better.
Happy birthday to one of my best friends
@sf28430
you make this world a better place.
Cheers!
#ding
#dillo
#sharkfarmer
#ss
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I called gram bam to let her know I heard about her working in kitchen at her “old people home.” I told her I was gonna make a pie & wanted to bring her some to taste test it.
“Oh Samantha I remember your 4H pies...it’s okay you keep trying dear heart.”
BUT I FIGURED IT OUT GRAM!
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Tonight I honked at geese. Mainly because I’m an ass. They weren’t in my way or anything. But the best part about it all was that when I honked one instantly crapped. flapped it’s wings & Poo flew.
It’s a good thing geese don’t wear pants
I was rude I’m aware. I’m still laughing
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Funeral home regulates 10 people & adequate spacing.
Dads yard allows for 6+ feet between others & there’s beer.
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I’ve come to the conclusion masks are a lot like bras. A couple favorites, a few meh, others ya wear when the favorites are dirty or you’re getting into a dirty situation. Regardless, there’s great joy every time ya take it off. Oh & the wire poking thru...that’ll piss ya off
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Quality work can take time, & while I’ll admit my patience was minimal, I’m so happy w/ how it turned out & even happier I waited to give it to
@sf28430
in person. Proud to call you my friend Rob. 1 year on XM
@SharkFarmer
👊🏼 heres to many more & whatever’s next!
#superfan
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4 yrs ago today Dad said he wanted ice cream & we were so happy he had an appetite so at 7 am I sat in bed w/ him while he ate his ice cream & we watched tv together.
Oh what I would give for more ice cream breakfast dates w/ my Daddio. 💗
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It’s monday & I’m having pumpkin bars for breakfast on my deck while starting a new book & looking at corn.
I’m not the slightest bit upset about this.
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There’s sounds & smells that combined instantly bring happiness to a person. For me it’s turning the key hearing the tractor & seeing the puffs of black smoke come outta the stack while smelling the joy that is this tractor in rural Iowa. Aaand on the property of my future home
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Tomorrow I return to my dispatch team & drivers. But today I continue to take time for me & recharge because regardless of wanting to admit it or not, I needed these last few days away. Take the time to take care of you folks, no one is ever guaranteed a tomorrow.
#slowdown
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His handwriting brings me a bit of peace & so does the stinking black bird as the Beatles sang “take these broken wings & learn to fly” that turned into our saying when times got tough.
My wings my be broken but I will continue to fly Dad. Until we meet again💗
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Sometimes I’ll smile. Every now & then I’ll laugh. A lot of times I’ll cry. Most of the time I’m just numb to it all. But then a bird crapped on baby Jayden & I laughed so hard I cried.
I think Dad sent that bird. He knows I hate them & he wanted Jayden to earn a bath. 😂
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While FaceTiming my nephew he ate popcorn seeds. I convinced him tomorrow when he poops it’s going to be like bb’s flying out his bum & they will ricochet off the toilet bowl. Needless to say he’s pretty excited to poop & plans to report back to me.
#auntiefun
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It appears I forgot to grab the remote before I sat down but that’s okay because....I got my pie.
#covid90
#methecatandpie
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I could be sad that I’ve fallen off the bandwagon & gained weight to the point my pants hate me. Or I can be positive: at least I have a wagon to fall off of, food that I can’t stop eating, & a bed I don’t like to get out of.
See, it’s all in perspective. Now, where’s the cake?
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Having a meltdown at the cemetery I look up to the sky to try & gather myself & see the co-op tender drive by (the one dad worked at) & the sprayer catches my eye He’s backing up to the edge of the field & I felt relief.
Quality spray job & weed control—I am DAB Jrs girl.
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“Take these broken wings and learn to fly”
I’m sure tryin daddio, I promise. 💗
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Every year I say I’m gonna be in better shape than the last...every year I clearly lie. game on mud run
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I cannot begin to express how thankful I am for each & everyone of u who have sent kind words & reached out over the last few wks & since my dad passed I’ve been “home” for over a week tom I go back to my crew & dive in I’m excited scared & I’m missing a part of me.Let’s do this!
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Tonight my
@Tara_Schrock
delivered me love & smiles from everyone. I cried, boy did I cry & when I think about her visit I cry more. I know my dad is smiling knowing y’all are taking care of me. I’m smiling too- and damnit it feels good to know I still can smile.
Thank you!!!
If tired of hearing the phrase “new normal”, go visit a friend and bring the old normal back! This girl has been through A LOT! She’s healing, she cries, she’ll forever miss a big part of her, but she smiles and laughs and brings joy to those around her. ❤️ you
@SammiWangsness
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My heart breaks for my best friend & his family.
If you’re the praying type please keep
@sf28430
family and community in your prayers.
We are never promised a tomorrow, another hug, or I love you.
I’d do anything to make this nightmare go away for the Sharkey family. 💗
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Ugly Christmas sweater day at the office. Feliz Nah I’m Good - onesie instead.
#superflattering
#whatdoidowithmyhands
#godgavemeasmile
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Gets lumber quote for new house.
Cancels $37 amazon order & places add on Craig’s list: who needs their dogs walked? Floors scrubbed? Can’t reach those shoes? I’ll tie them for ya, I accept cash
Woof
#shitjustgotreallyreal
#ramenfordays
I might be a basement dweller for life.
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I don’t care if it takes you 10 years longer than it should have, or if you paid it off immediately...you did it. There’s so much gratification that comes w/ the “paid in full” memo esp on student loans. I FINALLY GOT THE CONFETTI!! Take that expensive ass diploma! Samantha, HA!
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A little girl meowed at me in Fareway.
I meowed back.
Her mom reminded her they’ve “talked about meowing in public.” Then looked up at me (who is wearing a headband w/ cats on it.)
They hurried away
The little girl also had double stuffed Oreos in her cart.
We coulda been pals
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Hey you guuuyssss!! ETHELS BACK! Aaaaand purrs like a kitten!
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There is an angry fresh baby on the same floor as me in this hotel. I really just wanna go knock on that door & tell that momma to gimme the baby & let me love it so she can take a bath & get some sleep. But that could be creepy so instead, IM PRAYING FOR YALL! U got this momma!
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Gram smile for a selfie! “Now why would I do that Samantha I already have my headshot for my obituary. I’ll have you know It’s the same one as the church register.”
Margie Herbert ladies and gents. Golley I love her.
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Jacked this from a pal on Instagram.
Spot on.
I’m gonna need a new pair of shorts...
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Obituary & memorial link below.
And to those who want todo more…please pray for them. Not only today & the week ahead but months to come.
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I don’t & typically won’t take days off from work…unless they have todo with my Dad. He’s my guardian angel now, but I’m still going to celebrate his day of birth.
Been out on the deck listening to tunes, looking at the corn, drinking from our coffee cups.
Happy 64th bday Dad💗
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This day has been a roladex of emotions I had hoped I’d be less of a hot mess but honestly I’m not getting off this round trip anytime soon. I continuously remind myself how great it is to have loved a man so much that it makes missing him so hard. So while there’s tears cont.
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Tornado sirens going off, gettin weird outside.
I use to take off for the basement when this happened growing up.
Now I’m afraid to go grab a beer in case I’m too far from the window & I miss something.
Dear heavens, I am my father
Good news! Rained so hard gutters are clean!
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When I was little my dad would give me a quarter if I’d go out & start his truck...”wait for the glow plug light to go off sam.”
Not even a whole dollar would get me todo that today. Sammi doesn’t do cold. Not even for cash. 😂
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He saw me from across the track & came running yelling “Aunt Sammi!!” I wrapped him in my arms while saying “oh best buddy I have missed you sooooooo much” & he pulls away & said “I missed you a lot. Did you bring me any snacks?”
I’ve created a monster, but of course I had snacks
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My heart has hurt many of times but I tell you what, nothing has ever hurt more than knowing how much pain my dad is in & there’s nothing i can do to change it.💗 I would if I could dad & I promise to keep trying.
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It’s 4th of July Eve Eve....it’s time to go all out. By all out I mean almost 40 mph down hill, w/ the wind. No shame in my love towards Ethel (the ped) & Merica clothing.
Be safe friends! Celebrate life, responsibly! 💙❤️🤍
#sammiandetheladventures
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Tonight if youre going to bed w/ tears &/or feeling broken & empty know that you arent alone
Perhaps you avoided SM all day because you didnt want to chance being triggered Thats ok too
Just know its ok to replay those memories & miss people too
Hugs to those of u who are hurting
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Rawr hot mess sammi rambling (so basically nothing new) w/ a reminder for you.
#shitllbuff
#happytears
#blessed
#agtwitter
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I made it a point that my new Christmas dress did NOT get packed away and moved prior to Christmas Eve church.
What I neglected todo was make sure I had my dress shoes too...
Those are packed away, moved, and likely buried. But hey! LOOK AT MY NEW DRESS!! Isn’t it the cats meow?!
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Told dad I found my tiara from being the county fair princess & asked if I could wear it all day he nodded. Then I asked if I was his favorite princess in the whole wide world & he not only said yes but he rolled his eyes at me. I’ve never been so happy for an eye roll 😂
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All sorts of feelings & rambles incoming. Big day here. tweet 1 of who knows how many. Buckle up:
While working at the co-op I wanted my CDL. I wanted to sell the shit & be able to deliver Simple as that.
We were always short drivers. I wanted folks to be able to take time off I
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Before taking off on the sleds for the next adventure I said to Tjw “please don’t f’n dump me” his response “dude we are married that’s called divorce not being dumped”
Me “no a-hole I’m talking driving like a moron & flinging me across the ice”
Him “oh that Yeah no promises”
Fml
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Celebrate life. Big things. Small things. Super fabulous things. Semi fab. CELEBRATE ALL THE THINGS! Esp being on
@SIRIUSXM
for 2 yrs!!congrats
@sf28430
@SharkFarmer
on this accomplishment! Can’t wait to party when you’ve made it to 25!👊🏼
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Typically I walk to the mail box because that’s the most movement I’ll have in a day besides yapping at work. But when Ethel is alive I can’t resist the urge to go for a cruise, take bugs to my throat & scream “WEEEEE” when we get up to 37 mph.
#sammiandetheladventures
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We aren’t promised tomorrow nor are we promised to make it to the end of today. We can’t live in fear of the unknown. What we can do is love our people & love them hard. Appreciate each & every bit of it. Stop rushing Take a step back Find the positives.
You’re loved. You matter.
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Not gonna do it. Time hadn’t worked out I didnt wanna rush the process, none the less waste their time. And, it’s f’n cold out.
Wednesday 1/4 I went out for the 1st time w/ one of our drivers Don. On 1/12 we scheduled my test w/ the DOT for today.
Today I passed. It’s official.
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I look at these pics & beat myself up. But instead of letting those negative thoughts out I turn em around. Over the last few months I’ve let myself go but Im choosing to see the positive: I have my 2 best buddies in my arms & my heart is full
#digforit
Find the good
#motivation
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Simple dates are the best.
Husband was not included in this.
Maybe it’s not a date, maybe I’m just a fat ass.
Shitll buff.
Twas delicious.
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The bagger at hy-vee thanked me for grouping my items.
This is a first. God bless that kiddo. Thank you for bagging them like so & double bagging the canned goods & not mashing the eggs or bread.
Golley my day has been made. It’s the little things y’all.
We are a buddy system!
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Last night tjw said “our furnace sounds funny”
I told him he was hearing things and it was fine.
It is not fine. The furnace no longer sounds funny CAUSE IT ISNT RUNNING!!
This is how it ends folks.
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I was standing at the meat counter & “The Who” came on the radio across the store immediately tears began to roll down my cheek. There was no stopping them. Guy behind the counter comes scooting along & says “don’t worry! theres more twice baked potatoes w/ bacon in the back! &
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Pets know when their owners need them a little more. She may have added physical weight to my chest but she helped ease the pain of my hurting heart.
Grief is weird folks. But hey, so am I.
#shitllbuff
each day is a new day & a gift too. Find a reason to be thankful.💗👊🏼
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@sf28430
You absolutely deserved him. And he deserved the most loving & supporting dad that you are and have been. Never gave up, never stopped believing, and loved 100% and then some.
Gone too soon and loved so so much. Prayers hugs and love galore. Love you Rob. 💗
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1st unwelcome visitor has been spotted at the new house.
Bastard.
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I kinda sorta hope the dry wall folks leave their stilt feet like attachments at the house this weekend.
I just wanna try them.
I have a helmet.
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When you tell a funeral director you have a question they get super sincere & it’s the sweetest thing. Then I asked “Is it common for folks to have cats listed on obituaries?” Turns out it happens often. I’d never seen it before. 😂 Tux made it! Goals ✅
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I’m 30 yrs old & I don’t know my blood type.
Tada! No hateful tweet for your feed here. Just random sammi facts.
Maybe I’ll continue. Maybe I won’t.
Until then I’m gonna go dream of being on a beach building a castle w/ a drink in my hand.
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Money can buy a lot of things but it cannot buy the feeling you get after being with friends & having your cup overflow w/ happiness after hours of conversation & time together. That shit can’t be bought. Life’s short, go full up your damn cup. Then let that joy be your fuel.👊🏼
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Party bus.
Girls “aren’t theses hills so beautiful”
Me “I don’t think their A B line was set right. I’ve never been one to run the planter but that is, different & gonna be interesting to combine”
#sammiadventures
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U think you’ve hit a low? Try laying on your bathroom floor cause it’s cool temp & you’re congratulating urself cause u successfully puked w/o crapping urself only to see the cat coming. Not to love you, but to puke on your pant leg, rug, and floor.
Que the sympathy pukes
#mylife
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Today marks a day in history folks. In all my years of Sams club & Costco memberships, today is the day our house has finally ran out of paper towels. Typically I hoard that shit, but I let er dwindle real real low & now we are in a pandemic. To heck with bounty we got ole blue!
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At what age do you stop pressing your thumb to the toe of a pair of shoes to see if there’s “room to grow”
Cause I just did that, then had to tell myself “same size since 5th grade Sam it is what it is”
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Somethin bout the entry & gradations then sand blah blah blah & some concrete here n there
All I see is “oooo pretty soil profile”
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I’m not crying cause I’m old. I’m crying cause I have the bestest friends in all the land & my heart is overflowing w/ the never ending love & support from y’all. This hot mess express is so damn thankful for you!!!! Thank you thank you! Crank the Shania folks let’s celebrate!
Make sure to wish
@SammiWangsness
a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
@corn_porkNbeans
@Tara_Schrock
@lesleyraekelly
@farmerdan97
@HopeFloeck
@messykennedy
@bmreadel
@farmboy8400
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When you wake up & find out not only is it still 2020, but it’s Monday...& ur auntie wants to love on you but you just want your dad. 😂
#auntielife
#littlestbestbuddy
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I guess since the mopeds still in pieces I’ll take this girl for a spin to enjoy the beautiful weather
#familyheirloom
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Every time I get on the mower & switch to full bunny & turn the blade on I feel like crawl from son in law when he’s in the combine....CUTTIN SOME GRASS. Insert fun noises.
Arguably look like him too.
Anyone else? Just me?
No shame.
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Growing up in a town of >350 people we went to separate daycares because we couldn’t get along
He once put an electric screwdriver in my arm cause I wouldn’t listen
He lost his license his senior yr & had to have his sister aka ME drive him
@bissisthebest
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Phone calls from my dad always make a rough day better.
Phone calls from dad & he asks if I want to talk about my mom & lets me know that if I do he’s there just to listen, make me cry. Ugly divorce yrs ago but now the fact that he can say that & mean it, truly helps this girls💗
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I ate a waffle and didn’t get syrup on anything it didn’t belong on.
So I’m gonna go ahead & chalk this day up as a win. ✌🏼
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I haven’t purchased a pair of boots since 2015. So I’d say the buy one get two “free” was justified right?! So pretty. They smell so fabulous too. Just sayin
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