SharkFarmer
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I farm and stuff... XM radio, RFD-TV This is my only account
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This was one of the best days of my life, captured by a trail camera.
Three days later he died in a car accident.
I didn't deserved a son so amazing
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I had to tell my 11yo that his friend died in a farming accident
So maybe instead of ripping each other down over this damn election, you tell your loved ones how much they mean to you
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This is not easy for me to post, but I want people to remember how much good is in this world
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I haven't thought about my daughter's ex boyfriend for quite a while....
Totally unrelated, this got wedged in the draper head today
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A local farmer put together an informal gathering last night, just so other farmers could realize they weren't alone in their struggles this spring.
Ag needs more stuff like this
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@PeterMentes
I guess I've been over complicating how I go about feeding y'all
Man do I feel dumb
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Every day is a new trigger... a new memory that brings tears. I have pushed everyone away because I didn't want to show how weak I am. I have found strength in my family, and we are trying our best to move forward
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It's 10 years old...
It's got some dents...
3 years ago I payed off every dime of it myself
And this year it'll eat corn like a champ once again
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I just got a call from a landlord (sharecrop)
He wanted to make sure I wasn't stressed about getting his field planted.
"I know all my tenants are trying their best, we're in this together"
It's pretty humbling
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A podcaster, a vegan, and a guy with tracks on his combine walk into a bar.....
And everyone knew it within 30 seconds
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Son: it'd be cool if you had a sunroof in the combine
Me: yeah
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Son: of course it'd always be covered with corn
Me: let's play the quiet game again
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Pretty humbling to think someone was willing to go through hell on earth for us, even though we've turned our backs on him countless times
#GoodFriday
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I didn't vote for President Obama. Disagree with a whole lot of things he did. But, it I had a chance to shake his hand and say hello at a football game, I totally would.
....I guess that's being a grown up 🤷🏻♂️
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Surprised my wife and hired a cleaning lady to clean before Thanksgiving
....my wife then spent the next two days deep cleaning before said cleaning lady showed up
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I saw a tweet that I didn't like
I could have ripped on it and appeased the crowd that likes to tear down other people
I could have subtweeted about it, making my group chat of 10 people laugh
But I simply scrolled passed
I must be getting old
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I'm 46 years old and still have dreams about showing up to a final that I never studied for
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Lesson from 2018
Focus on your goals, not your haters
Bonus: crushing your goals reeeeeally pisses off your haters 👍
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Wake up ✔
Eat breakfast ✔
Convince
@FoxBusiness
to use a clip of me being a complete redneck using my 9200 to pull a intact tree out of my mom's yard..... ✔
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My son is home from college. It's amazing how paying his own electric bill has taught him to turn off lights.
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To the next person I see mocking mental health, I'm calling you out relentlessly on every medium I have available
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After an absolutely heartbreaking day, I'm left with two thoughts:
Don't ever forget how dangerous farming is.
Tell your friends how much they mean to you.
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When Americans are fascinated by Canadian politics....
I believe this is one of the 7 signs of the apocalypse
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I just spent $6.12 at the gas station.
I feel guilty because I could have given each of my 4 kids a million dollars and had lunch money left over
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I'm paying $7500 every 3 months to buy health insurance for my healthy family
But please continue talking about Russia
FU
#SenatorMcCain
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Eliminate daylight savings
Eliminate toll roads
10 year tenure in DC
Elimination of the penny
I will do these as your next president and then retire
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It's been the worst year of my life. Every day is a heartbreaking struggle. The thing that I've been amazed by is the support of the ag community. Most of the time, I don't even know how to reply... so I don't. It's hard to explain why, but I see every comment, read every
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Behold.... this magical drink allows me to not wear a mask in the airport
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This kid came up to me and said
"A man has no greater sense of pride than the ability to feed himself"
Word for word
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Used farm scrap.... $0
An afternoon of welding.... $0
Not getting my fuel trailer from a seed company....
Priceless
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I just scheduled my 400th podcast to launch tomorrow morning.
I never imagined that something so "silly" would completely change my life.
400 weeks in a row (minuse the worst week of my life) has taught me to be humble and thankful to all the people of agricultural.
Thank you
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Politicians run their mouths with a self appointed sense of superiority, all while having a complete lack of concern who they hurt
I can teach anyone to be a politician...
Bloomberg on why farmers can’t work in information technology
MB: “I can teach anyone how to be a farmer 1 dig a hole 2 put a seed in 3 put dirt on top 4 add water 5 up comes the corn”
The skill 4information technology is completely different you need more grey matter
#farmers
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One of the great moments as a couple...
is laying in bed and hearing a mousetrap snap...
ending the life of the little bastard that's been keeping you up. 🐀🧨
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Happy birthday America!!!
1776 flag
William Sumner, Georgia
Statue of Liberty
Lorraine Thiele, Pennsylvania
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I just spent 10 seconds explaining the new mower to my daughter and assume she'll figure out the rest.
I've become my dad
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The scrotal area absorbs pesticides 11 times more than the forearm
That's nuts
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If the Declaration of Independence was introduced today, congress would attach 1.5 trillion in spending.
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My daughter's prom night.
You wondering where her date is?
So is the law... 🥜🗡
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I'm running for President, and I will resign on the second day, after I make it mandatory to load airplanes backseats first
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Airlines.... if you started loading the plane from the back first, you would gain customers
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I know he's in a better place... but I wish he could have seen these yields
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I've got a good friend turning 50 this year. He's doing a group hunt to celebrate. It's the last week of September which is peak harvest for me.
I would have NEVER considered this even a few years ago
I said yes.... cuz what are we doing all this for anyway
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I'm really bummed about my son going back to college.....
he never got around to greasing the top of the grain leg
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My son broke my old shop broom
I told him it was the only thing left on the farm from my Grandfather
(I actually bought it like 15 years ago)
The look on his face is worth the cost of his future therapy bills
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No massage chair, but I do like workin with "paid for" equipment
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Imagine building a farm from scratch.
Raising a family.
Building a brand new community.
Then leaving it all to fight for your freedom.....
#GodBlessAmerica
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Scares in my lifetime:
Tylenol murders
New Coke
Iraq chemical weapons
The Macarena
Y2K
SARS
Kardashians
Swine Flu
Halloween clowns
Corona virus
What did I miss?
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There is 2 kinds of combine drivers...
Those who turn around when someone brings them lunch
Those that continue and complete the round
.....be a turnaround driver
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Unfortunately
#AgTwitter
can crank up the hate on holidays. Maybe instead of worrying about things said by people you'll never meet, you focus on the things that truly matter while you still can
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For the people in the back....
This is not how we farm. Spraying RoundUp on wheat is almost non existent
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Do you have an agricultural tattoo?
Let's see them... we'd like to do a montage
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Cows have been doing this for quite a while
Where's the beef? Hamburger patties made from plants
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Hey kids, how bout I just buy you lots of candy and we stay home tonight
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Hi! My name is Rob and I'm not an expert on why cattle die... so I'll just stay here in my lane
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One hour worth of weeding soybeans gone in 60 seconds.
Sometimes they have to learn life lessons with their own money.
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That's a wrap for
#harvest18
Now I will promptly forget about all the things I was going to fix after harvest
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Number 3 got some spicy cheetos in his stocking.
He then gave one to the dog.
The dog then threw up on number 4's legos
Now we are arguing who has to clean it up
Merry Christmas everyone
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Wanna see 20 women in yoga pants completely lose their minds?
Go to a little league game and wait till the outfielder hesitates with the ball...
Throw it in!!!
THROW IT IN!!!!!
T🔥H😲R🔪O😠W I☠t👊 I💣N💥
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This brings a tear to my eye...
I'm just so proud of what livestock farmers have done with rate of gain
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Standing next to stangers and fake coughing in airports is my new favorite game
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This happened 1 year ago
What other agriculture tweets stand out as your all time favorites?
30 mins in the life of a newly appointed grain cart operator.
I’ve totally got this 😉🙃
#cartdriverproblems
#lunchgoneby10
#handsignals
#whoops
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Ever since I was a carpet farmer, I've liked green tractors with red wagons.
Today I'm living my childhood dream
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