Bridgette Readel
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Wife, mom, passionate agriculturalist, NDSU Bison & rhubarb advocate
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You ever get an unexpected dose of kindness from someone and it just takes your breath away?
No? Well you should. It’s kinda spectacular.
#HappyFriday
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My brothers called.
They went to a farm auction today.
One brother carries a list of the serial # of tractors dad owned. By shear luck they found this IH 826 that dad owned from June 1978-April 1980.
And it came back to the farm today!
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Looks like I can begin buying back a piece of my childhood. Anybody else remember these?
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In the summer, I usually hire a local kid to help in the yard/garden. My 10 yo neighbor boy came over on Sunday to “apply for the job”. He wore dress clothes & suit coat. He told his mom he needed to dress to impress for his first job interview. Adults could learn from him. 👏👏
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Brother calls. Says he’s feeding cows.
Me: how are those fat, black, baldies?
Lady at next table: that’s a very disrespectful thing to say about people 😐
Me: im talking about cows ma’am. They aren’t real preoccupied about their description 💁🏻♀️🐂
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I’m so far north, I had to look south for the northern lights! Gravel roads are full of neighbors looking at them!
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I think I just found my favorite new sport ⬇️
I don’t care what anyone says, mobile home dirt track racing is the pinnacle of motorsport.
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After 25+ years in ag chem, I’m retiring from Corteva Agriscience and moving into ag broadcasting and other contract work. 😁
#newadventures
I’m still in ag, but in a different way 😁
#agronomyrocks
@970WDAY
& Flag Family Media is where you can hear me daily!
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To the lady who saw me set my purse on the floor of the cafe and said “that’s disgusting”.
Ma’am, I work in ag, that’s not even close to the most disgusting thing I’ve done.
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My house is under the flight path for the LifeFlight Helicopters to fly from rural areas to Fargo and vice versa.
Just heard a ‘copter fly over. Each time I hear that sound, I feel the need to say a little prayer for all involved.
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When you’re in agronomy, no one calls you at 7:02 am to say “things are going great! Love the product! Just wanted you to know how happy I am!”
Nope, that’s not quite the way it works 💁🏻♀️
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This seems possible. 🧐 I’m sure I’ll make a mess but I’m willing to try!
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I have found my calling!
*professional grain truck sitter*
Take your truck to the elevator and place in line. You go back to the field. I’ll move it forward, hang around, chat up other drivers and be there when you bring in the next truck!
I’ll babysit that one til you’re back
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Dammit Twitter! Stop the weird refresh- I was reading that!! 🤦🏻♀️
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Disclaimer: this is not a “me too” moment.
I’d like to ask that you listen, if you have comments, retweet with them.
I’ll be curious to hear everyone’s thoughts.
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I’m terrible at this money laundering thing....I only got 2 pennies out of it!!!
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Dear Ford Motor Company, could we talk about how your pickup box leaks gravel road dust like a sieve?
Any particular reason why this can’t be sealed up?
And your factory tailgate seals are atrocious.
Regards,
Tired of sweeping her pickup out
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I’m told “an apple a day keeps the doctor away.”
This apple may or may not count.
PS: Twitter trades are fun!
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What I learned today:
Walk to the register at Scheel’s with a box of ammo on your shoulder and a sport bra in the other hand and people don’t ask you questions.
They just step aside 😁
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Listen up pal, I am not running a bed & breakfast.
Stop napping in my raspberry patch.
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Today, 2 members of my family said I was right. 🤓
I’d like to take a moment to revel in this historic event😌
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Today at the airport, I recycled my plastic water bottle
Lady beside me: if you use a refillable water bottle it would be better
Me: if you walk to your hotel vs. a gas powered car, that would help too
Lady: 😑
#standoff
#radiosilence
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This overnight stay is disappointing.
The bedsheets need to be washed.
No fresh towels.
Room service is nonexistent.
The bar is poorly stocked.
Wi fi is sketchy.
I’d stomp out indignantly, but it’s my own house. 😂
Why didn’t it come with a butler? 🤷🏻♀️😂😁
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In the last day at a farm show, the best question I can ask is, “how are you?”, when looking someone in the eye.
Farmer, agornomist, banker...we’re all under stress. And the answers are honest.
“I’m ok. It’s been rough. Thanks for asking”.
Simply ask. You might help.
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Small town living…Accidentally getting someone else’s mail so you just take it to them 🤷🏻♀️
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Waiting at dealership today.
Service Manager to customer: Sir, your oil change is done. But when tech moved seat back, these spilled out. Sorry for that.
Hands back to customer with condom packets in it.
Customer turns white. “It’s my daughter’s car”🤭
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I can’t decide if I’m jealous of the ingenuity or horrified by the entire idea 🤷🏻♀️
Just shaking my head slowly back and forth....
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Last night I chose to celebrate May is
#beef
month.
It did not disappoint 😁😁😁
#beefitswhatsfordinner
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Attention:
BLT season has arrived.
Let the mayo vs Duke’s vs Miracle Whip chaos begin.
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Reminder: June is Dairy Month! Have an ice cream cone today?
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Pulled pork on a homemade bun.
Does it require a coleslaw topping in your opinion? 🤔
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I think Casey’s General Stores really have this social distancing thing down. There’s one every 6 blocks in Iowa. 💁🏻♀️
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Something new landed on my desk- thank you to LeMars Toy Store in LeMars Iowa! This custom built 4020 is just like my Dad’s was. Looking forward to its place in my office!
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Just finished serving a Rocky Mountain oyster fry at local bar. I can honestly say I’ve handled as many nuts as a urology nurse today 💁🏻♀️
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A ratchet strap lying in the road.
Did did no one tighten it, tug it and say “that’ll hold”?
Tragic 😢
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Leaving Victoria Secret today. I’m asked if I want tissue paper to discreetly cover my purchase.
Ma’am, the bag has your store logo on it. What do people think I’m hiding in there? A puppy? 🤷🏻♀️
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He lets me be his mom. 😁
He came over by for homemade cheesecake 😉
Happy birthday kid 🤗
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We’ve surpassed the shortest day of the year!
Things are only gonna get better from here!
Isn’t anybody celebrating that tonight? 😁
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I’m 47 yo. My aunt still calls me on Sundays to see if I’m behaving myself 😁🤗
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Yes the lights dim when it kicks in but it keeps things cold, is quite the conversation piece and will probably outlive me
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Son is home for the weekend. I made caramel rolls before he got here today. He walks in and says, “it smells like home”. ♥️♥️🤗
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I’d considered possibly raising chickens in the backyard until I saw this dude close to home on Saturday
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A fuel pump now asks me as many questions as an IRS audit.
Do you want a car wash?
A receipt?
Use fuel saver card?
Buy 1 get 1 free donuts?
Special on washer fluid!
Please, can I just full my tank?!?!?
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Most folks think North Dakota is barren prairie.
My little piece of it is a bit different
#northdakotalegendary
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Got all of you who shake your heads when
@sf28430
incorrectly calls a grain cart an auger cart….Here’s my attempt to correct him this week.
#AgronomyOnIce
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I’ve arrived in Oklahoma hauling beer & a guitar.
I’m basically one pinch of tobacco away from being a country song. 💁🏻♀️
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Thank you so much to the
@anders_ryan
family for this FANTASTIC tee shirt and the seasoning! Thanks for promoting local & pork!
#Twittertrade
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I was challenged by
@TigerTamer8
to dig out my dairy princess crown & sash.
Challenge accepted!
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On any given evening, many among us are sad or mentally tired.
Please give them reason to smile, not sink lower.
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A term that was once a high school insult is now in my spice cabinet 🤷🏻♀️
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I’ve just learned a farm show rule: people don’t love filled donuts.
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And now I’m going to need some woodchucks!
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Small town rules:
Always make friends with local law enforcement.
Thank them for letting you sit in the front seat. 🙄😂
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Yes, I post this every year.
Yes, it still makes me laugh out loud!
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It’s a little early but fans of “The Office” will appreciate my new shirt for
#spray2020
.
#agronomyrocks
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This fuel stop makes me laugh every time....gas station, adult bookstore & McDonalds.
Yes, adult bookstore! Cuz when you’re on a family vacation you can say, “honey, let’s stop for fuel, feed the kids and pick up some souvenirs for later” 🤨
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There’s so much news “leaking” and “breaking” from DC right now it’s like a baby having a blow out with an off brand diaper. 💁🏻♀️
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Size matters: when it comes to water/acre and spraying a crop.
Just like you & moonshine, More dilution = less potential crop response & brown leaves to a plant
#agronomyrocks
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How did we go from grandma saying “we need a meat & cheese tray with an extra box of Ritz crackers for snacks at the holidays”
To
We need a charcuterie board that’s too small, too expensive and no one can spell it anyway 🤷🏻♀️
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This is the perfect shirt for a Tweet Up & I have none scheduled 🙄
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Update:
@Case_IH
saw the tweet. They thought they could help out a bit with parts to bring the 826 to her glory. Last week they stopped by the farm to share!
Thank you for helping! She won’t be a “machine shed Queen” but will be an active part of the farm!
My brothers called.
They went to a farm auction today.
One brother carries a list of the serial # of tractors dad owned. By shear luck they found this IH 826 that dad owned from June 1978-April 1980.
And it came back to the farm today!
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Welcome to your new home Adventure Chicken!
Btw: this farm play set is still one of the greatest toys ever!
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“Oh The Places You’ll Spray!” by
@Spray_Guy
You’ll find this and more of his great work at
#agronomyrocks
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Stop with the “I’m so busy”
We all are.
Just say “I don’t want to do that”.
And when those who DO want to help take charge, keep quiet.
No complaining, no criticizing, let new ideas take over and blossom.
Stop the being the hurdle to someone else’s success.
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When someone retires from canning, their jars come to my house
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Size still matters for weed control at this time of the year! We’ve had some curveballs in
#plant19
&
#spray19
from the weather.
Beware, “overly high expectations, can lead to premature disappointment” in weed control b/c of big weeds.
#agronomyrocks
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To those who were farming in 1980; anyone remember what effects the eruption of Mount St. Helen’s had on your crop & yield? This month is the anniversary of that eruption. Thanks for sharing your stories!
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“Shitter’s full!”
Communism is just a red herring
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I need a doc who makes house calls, can do a dermatology check, annual physical, some PT & an allergy shot at once. Maybe toss in a sinus surgery.
Cuz I don’t want to go to 5 different clinics & receive 87 different bills.
Basically, I need a vet. One person who does it all!
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People from Twitter do exist! Had a chance to meet the famed
@OGMoneyBadger
today
He did his best to help me look taller vs what folks might think 😂😂
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Today I heard
@JeffFoxworthy69
say “most of us agree on 85% of things. Can’t we focus on the things we agree on and stop fighting over the 15% we don’t?”
I’m going to focus on the positive. I like spaghetti. I’m going to make that for supper tonight. Maybe you agree with me 💁🏻♀️
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North Dakota needs rain.
In order to help out, I washed my pickup for the first time since November.
Y’all are welcome 😁
#NationalAgDay
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Today is “eat pizza & pile up on your aunt day”.
Hope the rest of you celebrated it too 😁❤️
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Have you ever been sitting on the couch and think “this day could use deviled eggs. I could really go for some deviled eggs”?
And then you realize the only way that’s happening is if you make deviled eggs.
At this point, there will not be deviled eggs 😬
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Agitation speed DOES matter when you’re mixing a spray tank. Lower agitation helps avoid clumping & improves your spray solution. Like mixing a cake mix - follow the mixing order and use low speed to bring the mixture together well.
#agronomyrocks
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If you are what you eat my whole last week means I’m cheap, fast and easy. 🙄😬
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