FarmerDan
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I make fun of Rob Sharkey and stuff and I’ve also been on his show TWICE
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This is a hack I use when no one is available to help me pull fence. It’s definitely not as efficient, but it gets the job done! You just loop both ends of the chain around the forks and make it the appropriate length so you’re not having to raise the boom all the way up.
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My great grandad downed 35 German planes during WW2.
Worst mechanic they ever had
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I haven’t seen wheat turn this fast in a long time. Avg wheat harvest time is late June for these parts. It wont be long till combines are rolling
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Has Dave ever talked to a farmer?
You shouldn’t own anything with a motor in it that’s worth over 50% of your annual income.
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No we aren’t planting, I’m just sick and tired of seeing everyone else post pictures of their planters rolling so here y’all go
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What a beautiful way to finish off the first day of planting
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Australia is making a run for Texas’s motto “everything is bigger in Texas”. Buddy has two 400’ seeders running
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Got the little farmer in the cab with me, let’s see some pictures of you and your kid(s) in the cab!
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Looks like the buddy seat is going to be a tad bit more crowded this September!
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Taking the H home, it’s about a 7 mile drive. I could load it on a trailer, or I could experience what my Great Grandpa experienced when he was my age
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Sex is great and all, but have you ever sprayed a field full of kochia in the morning and by the afternoon you can see that they’re dying?
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I make one little joke about how Casey’s Gas Station pizza tastes like card board with tomato paste and every mid-westerner wants to water board me with ranch dressing
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gEt BaCk In DaDdY’s TrAcToR
Okay? Am I supposed to be insulted by that?
I’m employed by my Dad, soooo it is his tractor?
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As the Kardashians celebrate their 20th season, I would like to celebrate never once seeing their show
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Recently a local man took his own life, I just saw him last week. Leaving kids and a wife behind. I guess it’s got me thinking about the fragility of life and ones own mental capability. Mental health is a buzz word, that’s all it’s amounted to imo but I’ll tell ya what…
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Actions speak louder than words.
Been trying to lease 900 acres from an older farmer around here, and he leased it to a buddy of mine (which is fine). Turns out, he and my Grandad did not get along.
My Grandad past away 20 years ago and this grudge has held on for 3 generation
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Beats me having to run the chain while dad sits in the skidsteer with a/c lol
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Not excited about it, but we’re gonna start cutting wheat tomorrow
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Anybody else here on tweeter not give a hoot about Yellowstone?
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Want a hard pill to swallow?
Farmers are their own worst enemy. I believe that the decline and fall of agriculture will be done within itself by farmers
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This ground hasn’t been touched with a plow for over a year and a half. I’m glad I got the opportunity to farm it.
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Some good friends of mine lost their son yesterday evening in a four wheeler accident, he had just turned nine.
Would y’all pray for the Beachump family, please?
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Trying to find a used pickup that is in good shape and isn’t $50k or more is pretty much impossible right now
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2011 9670 with 300hrs just went for nearly $200k at a local auction. Unbelievable
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-Corona wasn’t Trump’s fault.
-Ebola and the swine flu wasn’t Obama’s fault.
-SARS wasn’t Bush’s fault.
-Only a handful of Herpes case were Clinton’s fault
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Welp. I think we’re gonna end up with nearly an inch of rain tonight! That’s the first measurable amount of rain we’ve had since August of last year
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What a blessing!!
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I make a joke about destroying MY crop for $3800 an acre and all of a sudden MY crop becomes OUR crop. I have never seen such hypocrisy. “Capitalist” farmers all of a sudden have turned communist on me. I’ve three actual death threats from ignorant people
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When you are dead, you don’t know you’re dead, it only effects those around you... Same thing when you’re stupid
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I’d like to introduce to y’all our son, his name is Grady Christopher Sell!
He was born August 31st 2022 at 2:35 in the morning, he weighs 7 pounds and is 19 inches long! I cannot begin to tell you how proud I am of my wife for going through all she did to get him here!
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Boomer be like “go buy old equipment”
Then the same boomers go and do this👇🏽
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Have you ever listened to someone for awhile and wondered…
Who ties your shoelaces for you?
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Everyone who received the the first smallpox vaccine in 1798 has died. Makes ya think doesn’t it?
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From a buddy up in Canada. My theory is they’re not running DEF on this machine so that’s why they put the tank back under the cab. Looks kinda ugly imo
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I’ve noticed something about the general public. After posting a video about plowing crops up for money, my crop became “our” crop and everybody was going to starve because of “my” actions. It’s just interesting to me that it changes very quickly when there’s a threat
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We ended up with an 1.90” so far! And we have another string system coming in tonight. Praise the Lord!
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No rain in the forecast. 100°+ weather for the foreseeable future. So be it.
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This could just be wishful thinking, but I hope that someday I’m in the position to turn down farmland and point the landowner towards a young farmer like me. But who knows
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So I’ve farmed this section for 6 years and have never seen something like this till now. My brother found it while sweeping a field for me. Not sure what it is? The outside appears to be concrete but the inside is almost like granite. Any ideas?
Don’t mind the dead snake
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Calling for snow next week I lack just 150 acres. Stinking grain will not dry out!
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Happy Mother’s Day to my beautiful bride! Can’t wait to meet our baby!
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It would be a good time to humble ourselves and ask for help from the Almighty.
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In the past two days we’ve had 5.5” and man things are saturated! I think we’re gonna go on vacation! Nothing else we can do
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I believe we will be able to start cutting wheat by the end of this week
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I trusted a fart this afternoon. That was a mistake. 2021 sucks
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County commissioners son buys a quarter of ground. All of a sudden that dirt county road turns into an awesome caliche road even though no one lives on it
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Name one thing that farmers will base their whole personality as.
I’ll go first.
Blue Parrot headsets
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So do I just turn off my lights on my sprayer in order to get organic certified?
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The local elevator used to stay open till 10 o’clock, now that it’s under new management they shut down at 8. Boy that upsets me
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