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5th Generation corn farmer, casual grain hedger. #StayDeadInside Elderwood Farms Est. 1889. Former Hair Farmer. Crappy Bowler. Golfer 🏌️‍♂️

Joined April 2013
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@schuelkecorn
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5 years
To the guy in the semi I don't recognize at Poet who has been waving at me the last few days like Forrest Gump on a crystal meth binge: Yo.
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@wagner_farms I hope they don't go back there. That playing surface looked like Soldier Field in 2011.
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@BrianRabenberg 100%. One of your nice female refs had a stern talking with him earlier that morning in the South gym.
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@the_birdfarmer He needs 24 more yards. No cake walk.
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@jwagner_5 I didn't really look the props over very closely.
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@ranger620v Got it on mute.
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@ottoscholl He's getting better, but 3rd leg Greg is quite good and should be in the booth.
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@hjosh00 *can. Fat fingers
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@TBdoes12yrolds I've got got Andy Reid over 1.5 beignets eaten at half time.
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@cattleNcrops83 There's bowling on FS1. I may switch over to that, even though it's a re-run and know the outcome.
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@RoccoBaldHead @NickNelsonMN 5 errors in 70 some starts. I know it's not great, but I'm more concerned about his .616 OPS and perpetually watching strike 3 with the bat on his shoulder.
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@pinchehonkey Neature!
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@CVDmarkets For '26? I can closely infer seed & chem costs for that year, but having any idea what fert will cost is a giant bullshit lie. It's also the largest input for growing good corn. So, maybe....?
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@MidwestGolfJake Yuck. That man can't even fart with authority.
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@GoddessofGrain When I'm eating chicken, I'll take the thighs. Please and thank you.
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@LEAADFarms I bought my farm from my Uncle Rob in 2005. He died a few years later. His name is still on some of the farm rags that are in my bathroom.
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@MidwestGolfJake @BS19790208 Long time. Probably the Kelo tour tournament of champions in 2002. Usually, I got on 4 times a summer prior. Junior golf privilege. I don't know any members, which is why I haven't been on as an adult.
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