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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
6 months
There is no greater alpha than ✨self-delusion✨ maxxing. You literally have to psyop yourself every single day into believing you can achieve anything. Be ridiculous, be delusional, be absolutely clinically insane. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO ACHIVE GREAT THINGS.
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
7 months
It's always funny when Americans realize how lethal these little killer machines are. Dachshunds or 'Dackel,' as we call them in Germany, were bred to have high confidence because they are released into holes in the ground to fuck up foxes and badgers, and they need to be able to
@Youngm831
Young_mike
7 months
Why they lil asses fck that snake up?😂🤣😂
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@Samisa_btc
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8 months
@tulpapilled "he's giving me the creeps"
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@Samisa_btc
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10 months
@dillondanis Logan defending his girl like
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@Samisa_btc
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10 months
@dillondanis Logan hitting it like
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
1 month
@Niggerape1488 @tulpapilled "I've lost 4 friends to femboying" is the wildest sentence I have read in a while
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
3 months
@roundtripgod Notice how everyone protecting their crotch except Chublon, he don't give af
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
9 months
@dillondanis How the homies and I look at you now, shit was embarrassing man
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7 months
@JamesCageWhite Don't fucking touch me James
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
28 days
@weirddalle @CallmeX_DoubleX MOVING LIKE OPPENHEIMER SMOKING ON SCOOBY DOO DICK SLOWLY FADE INTO DARKNESS AND I LET THE ARCHANGELS TAKE HIM
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
8 months
@JamesCageWhite You broughta shame on ancestor james
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
2 months
@bryan_johnson Supposedly this happens every year and the reason everything is underwater is because sand is clogging the drains
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
8 months
@CountDankulaTV @ETH_Lagartija @cyptophkolumbus "THE ENEMY IS AT OUR DOOR GO TO YOUR POSITION NOW!!" "uhh.. Let's have a talk about what I want first also don't yell at me"
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
8 months
@vers_laLune Parents working at Lockheed Martin final boss
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
6 months
@bloodmajicks Took so long to get that fucking piano gag
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Samisa
8 months
@inversebrah Not too late lil shid
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
7 months
It's always funny when Americans realize how lethal these little killer machines are. Dachshunds or 'Dackel,' as we call them in Germany, were bred to have high confidence because they are released into holes in the ground to fuck up foxes and badgers, and they need to be able to
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
10 months
@LocalBateman What a based individual, respect.
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
7 months
eth maxis watching the manlets pull up
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
3 months
My pupps be eating good @ChubbyPuppets
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
9 months
@SCHIZO_FREQ I need sun king origin story lukas
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
24 days
Bro changed his pfp to a puppet and just released a song with ye a few days earlier World peace is inevitable 🌎☮️ YE IN THE SHED NEXT @lepuppeteerfou
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
6 months
@waltify And he'd be top 5 ez
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
6 months
Builders be building! 🏗️👷🏻‍♂️ Great space, awesome speakers & loyal community! 🌊
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
10 months
@NEETOCRACY Doing gods work
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
11 months
@SCHIZO_FREQ I feel very educated after reading this
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
6 months
I've been following the @theshadowhats closely for a few months now and I'm giga excited for the mint. The people behind this collection are a badass team of builders who are about to deliver absolute FIRE on-chain. NEVER underestimate WIZARDS. !magic 🧙🏼‍♂️🪄
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dotta
6 months
The Shadows were inscribed as an art form that is only possible on Bitcoin Let me explain how the 666 inscriptions are tied on-chain to The sub1k Shadow Hats There is a lot of magic on-chain that went into this ritual that goes beyond the pixels, first off..
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
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Samisa
9 months
@JamesCageWhite Ancestor cry
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
9 months
@inversebrah Who's in your car sir
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
28 days
@xxclusionary Surprised that I didn't see anyone post it yet so lemme go ahead and say: The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
7 months
@JamesCageWhite Dont make me act up James
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
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@DayTradingDoge2 If Charlotte Fang is going to jail then you are 100% getting publicly executed
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
2 years
Look at this beauty 👑♥️ @The_URS_
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
11 months
@SCHIZO_FREQ Errybody on they phone :'(
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
8 months
We are the whispers in the night, the ghosts of the shadows. We are ninja. @TO @ninjalerts @0xBoozy
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Samisa
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@Samisa_btc
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@Scearpo Bro said
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@Samisa_btc
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@CharlotteFang77 I believe her
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4 months
@SCHIZO_FREQ You saved a life today
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
9 months
smol🥰🥰🥰
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
2 years
Look at these little buggers I just picked up 👶🙈 @BabyApe_SC @0xBrando
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
10 months
@AAAAA4A4AAAAA @ETH_Lagartija bro can't even catch a break in the afterlife
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Samisa
8 months
@SCHIZO_FREQ 🅱️ukas
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2 months
@Scearpo Modern society yearns for the cudgel
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Samisa
4 months
@unbasedsavage Who suffered more this guy or guts
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
6 months
had to pick up this grail right there 😤💯 and who needs two kidneys anyway 😎
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@Samisa_btc
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4 months
@Bitflow_Finance 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶
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@Samisa_btc
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7 months
Her: “You don't actually believe that every Hollywood celebrity is part of some satanic agenda, right...? Babe?” me:
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
7 months
@SCHIZO_FREQ Kanye West Yeezy Ye
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
4 months
@web3caer ur welcome YUH
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
8 months
@AtheistsL @ETH_Lagartija cringe atheist propaganda
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
6 months
I mean obviously I knew @TO and @ninjalerts would deliver but GOD DAYUM this is next level!! 🥷🏻🍕🧡
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trevor.btc
6 months
1/ We Inscribed the Super Nintendo on Bitcoin 🎮 I'm happy to announce, our GitBook is officially live! 88 pages of content (with images and code) Let's dive in, and discuss our attempt to raise the technical bar for Ordinals projects going forward🧵👇
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
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@RealRossU Free my man Ross
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
2 years
Just received the first art piece airdrop from @The_URS_ . Beautiful piece by @mintrainmint , even got sound as well ❤️🔥
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
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@summerspritzer @Mister_Ch0c And his wife begged him not to do it too 😭
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
7 months
How to scare the average crypto investor:
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
9 months
had to change my banner to this beautiful artwork by @EvaEllerArt and @samanthacavet 🤍🥰 ✨magical✨
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
7 months
@nodemonkes send nodes or else
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
5 months
@YeWiseWizard @ProfessorSkely interesting cartoon you've got there buddy, now face ze wall please
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
1 year
A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to. @theshadowhats @forgottenrunes @bearsnake_21 @dotta @ElfJTrul
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
3 months
@edgarpavlovsky Yeah super sorry to hear man Soo uhm.. about that token
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Samisa
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
18 days
I LIKE THE WAY YOU KISS MEH I CAN TELL YOU MISS MEH
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
4 months
@VLONEPREDATOR Justice finally served
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
2 years
Boy, this has been one of the most intense Twitter spaces I've ever listened to. A lot to digest, but it ended on a positive note. I hope @nova_launch will follow through with their promises to rectify the whole situation. @sainteclectic @SlorgoftheSlugs @KEMOS4BE @0xDon_maman
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
1 month
@yuuziion You don't care about hyperconsoomerism to unsuccessfully fill the gaping void in your soul? hahahaha what are you gay
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
3 months
@W4nkpire these funny squiggly lines mean nothing to me.. you know damn well i cant read dawg
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
6 months
you keep paperhanding em, i keep collecting em puppets = world peace
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
11 days
Gm Completely under water but still standing on bidness
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
4 months
@Bitflow_Finance 🏄🏻🏄🏻🏄🏻🏄🏻🏄🏻
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
6 months
Just talked to Gary on the phone; he said he was hellbent on rejecting the ETF but changed his mind at the last minute. "What changed your mind, Gary?" I asked. "Check your DMs," he responded, tearing up. I opened my DMs and saw a single JPEG attachment. This is what he sent me:
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@GaryGensler
Gary Gensler
6 months
A thread 🧵 Some things to keep in mind if you're considering investing in crypto assets:
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
3 months
@exitscammed Ohhh he knew he getting cooked
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
1 year
WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
2 months
@glebble Mog actually be saving lives out here fr
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
3 months
@swagt0shi Supply and demand kiddo, it's not that hard
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
2 months
@KHoleCrypto Why are they all touching their face like that
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
9 months
@SCHIZO_FREQ 10s exist but they expire fast Most exist for a mere moment before they get downgraded
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
4 months
Rate my setup
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
9 months
@Pancakesbrah Mama pancakes did a great job raising you bro 💯
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
3 months
@cozymaximalist Dear cozy, I followed, but you still haven't followed back yet. I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
6 months
It's taking you a little longer because you aren't lying, scamming or selling your soul. You're good bro 🕊️
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
10 months
@julianhosp Have you forgotten to take ze meds again?
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Samisa
10 months
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
2 months
Runes I'm holding: Pups Satoshi Nakamoto Wanko Manko RSIC Meme Waddle
@shin_raton
shin ⚡️ | BIP-420 🐱
2 months
Runes I'm holding: Wanko Manko Satoshi Nakamoto RSIC Meme Economics
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
2 months
@ahitposter i know it smell in there
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Samisa
8 months
@milky_selena @ETH_Lagartija closed everything but her legs
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
9 months
@zhangyong02 Sometimes you break tsing, sometimes tsing break you; that how life go fren
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@Samisa_btc
Samisa
9 months
@JamesCageWhite Ancestor proud
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Samisa
2 months
@SCHIZO_FREQ Imagine getting mogged by shellfish
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