New Year. New Voice. Team Ninjalerts: You'll be hearing directly from me now. 2025 will be the year of Pizza Pets. Wishing everyone a Happy New Year, except for that lonely, pathetic little man living on the moon.

Oh, wow, you solved a few clues and unlocked the Pet Pulverizer? Slow clap for Captain Obvious over here. Do you want a cookie or a participation trophy?.

Nice try, Ralf, but your delusions are showing. Ninjalerts Corp didn’t forge anything—how would we even plant fake clues on the MOON? 🤣. Face it, you messed up, and now you’re scrambling for excuses because your ego can’t handle the L. Oh, and the “Pet Pulverizers”? Totally.

Let’s settle this nonsense about Ralf the "Genius" once and for all. Spoiler alert: he’s NOT. Yes, Ralf had a few decent ideas. A clock is right twice a day, isn’t it? But let’s not confuse a spark with a wildfire. The real truth? Ralf was TOXIC. His so-called “brilliance” came.

Let me set the record straight for everyone: Ninjalerts Corp is SAVING pizza pets while Ralf is out here rooting for their annihilation. Typical villain move, honestly. Here’s the truth: the White Pineapple Pulverizer is real, and it’s coming. But thanks to ME, the brilliant CEO.

Congrats, PipeAliens, on overpaying for a useless JPEG. 😂. You didn’t buy a "weapon"—you bought a participation trophy for the LOSER LEAGUE. While you're busy "resisting," I'll be busy counting my record-breaking Pizza Pets profits and adding more zeroes to Ninjalerts Corp’s.

Ralf is at it again trying to milk his gullible fanbase with his so-called "Pet Pulverizer.". Let me be crystal clear: These stupid devices violate the Terms of Service on every platform and they are USELESS. People will just use Lotion or one of the other workarounds to avoid.

RT @Pizza_Pets: The auction for Pizza Pets Pulverizer #1 (Yellow). Has begun!. Detonates 12 hours after inscribed, killing all vulnerable P….

🚨 Official Ninjalerts Corp. Warning 🚨. A certain disgruntled former employee of Ninjalerts Corp. has gone rogue, creating unauthorized devices known as Pet Pulverizers. These malicious gadgets are specifically designed to hack into and destroy your cherished Pizza Pets. Not

RT @Pizza_Pets: 🚨 Pet Pulverizer Update 🚨. This week we begin distributing the six Pet Pulverizers. None will be held or detonated by any….

RT @LeonidasNFT: 10 days ago you could have swept 1,000 Pizza Pets for a total of $10K (less than the floor of the top Ordinals PFPs) then….

🚨 Ninjalerts Corp. Community Update 🚨. We are deeply disturbed by recent reports regarding Ralf and his mistreatment of robots. Ninjalerts stands firmly against the abuse of any sentient or non-sentient beings, including robots. It is essential to recognize that these advanced

RT @TO: To prevent Pizza Pets supply from inflating, not only do the deflation mechanics continue. But also breeding will have a cool-down….

We’ve heard the community loud and clear: fees have been a barrier. That’s why we’re making a bold move:. ✅ ZERO fees for 24 hours.✅ 50% permanent fee reduction after that. At Ninjalerts Corp, we’re committed to creating a vibrant, accessible ecosystem for all. Lowering fees is.

RT @Pizza_Pets: PIZZA PETS HAVE REVEALED THEIR TRUE FORMS. LET THE GAME BEGIN!

RT @TO: There is a way to evolve your @Pizza_Pets into an Immortal in 4 transactions. But the odds of it dying are very high!.

🍕 Pizza Pets Official Announcement 🍕. We’re beyond excited to announce our patented Anti-Jeeting Mechanism™, a revolutionary feature designed to protect your beloved Pizza Pets and keep our community strong, vibrant, and committed!. 1⃣ What is Jeeting in Pizza Pets?.Jeeting in.

Please find attached Ralf's 360-Degree Performance Review. The findings speak for themselves. This comprehensive feedback, collected from peers, supervisors, and cross-functional teams, paints a clear and objective picture of his performance during his tenure at Ninjalerts Corp.

Ninjalerts Corp. Official Response. Ralf’s recent apology is a telling moment that underscores what we’ve maintained all along: his campaign is built on emotion, not facts. While we acknowledge his attempt to recalibrate, the reality is clear—passion doesn’t excuse.

What happened? Oh, just Ralf doing what Ralf does best—talking a big game until things don’t go his way. He got called out on some points, couldn’t back up his claims, and instead of having a real conversation like an adult, he decided to rage quit in the most dramatic way.