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@Jup_Dao CWG | Grew @solincinerator to 1.5 Million users | Web3 Strategist | Just a slug on the internet
Joined December 2020
Jupiter just dropped some major updates at Catstanbul. TLDR:.1.) Jupiter has acquired a majority stake in @moonshot . 2.) The new swap site is now LIVE. 3.) Ultra mode: real time slippage estimation(RTSE), dynamic priority fees, optimized transaction landing. 4.) Token list v3:
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30 celebrity coins launched on Solana last month. Here’s where they are now:. 🧵👇
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Whoever bought single digit Solana is allowed to post under this tweet. Your ancestors smile at you from the halls of Valhalla
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This year, we will save Solana by killing wallet draining forever. Introducing Lighthouse Protocol:. 🧵 👇
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In a shocking update, 2 NFT ruggers will face 5 years in prison after being convicted by a federal jury. Here’s how a broken community got revenge on the team who robbed them of nearly Half a Million dollars:. 🧵 👇
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@BenArmstrongsX @HitNetwork_ If you're thinking of sending money to Ben:. It would probably be more beneficial to the world to donate it to your local animal shelter instead.
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The @solincinerator just added a new feature called Resize. This is a safe process developed by @metaplex that lets you reclaim SOL by reducing the size of token metadata accounts. But you'll need to act fast. Why? (1/2)
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Scammers have found a way to burn tokens inside your Solana wallet. But with a little awareness you can avoid becoming their next victim. 🧵(1/8)
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I don't like to tweet about coins, and in no way shape or form is this a promotion. But to keep people safe, this is the real Trump coin. We have approved it to the Jupiter strictlist:. 6p6xgHyF7AeE6TZkSmFsko444wqoP15icUSqi2jfGiPN
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This is Jarett Dunn, the pumpfun exploiter. He stole $2 Million dollars and airdropped it to the masses. Now he faces 7 years in prison and $13 Million in damages. Here is his story in his own words. 🧵 👇
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Some major Jupuary updates dropped in the last 24 hours. Read these 8 key posts from Meow to stay up to date:. 🧵👇
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In the last 24 hours, an entire month happened in crypto. But if you were too busy to notice, it may have gone under your radar:. 🧵 👇
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The Jupuary vote has officially passed with 87% voting in favor of 2 more Jupuaries. Now the real fun begins.
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Oh wow it looks like Jupiter actually did it. The absolute madmen
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The evil has been vanquished:. You can now burn those 'unburnable' scam SAGA cNFTs in the @solincinerator . Now rejoice, and purge your wallets!
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There's a new hack going around where they don't just drain you:. They swap ownership of your wallet at the program level. 🧵👇
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An ancient rugpull messed with the wrong person, and invoked the wrath of the Department of Homeland Security. 2 years later, the team now faces serious prison time for wire fraud and money laundering. This is the story of Undead Apes:. 🧵👇
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The time has come:. You can now burn every Scam cNFT in the @solincinerator . Defeat the scammers once and for all by purging your wallet of their unholy garbage!
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The Jupiter Core Working Group would like to announce the official date of the 2nd LFG Vote:. It will take place on Wednesday April 17th at 5:00 PM UTC — right after the weekly Uplink Call. Make sure to save the date, as the voting window will last for 3 days.
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Rifters minted for 10 SOL by promising a $1 million dollar prize pool. Now they sit at a 0.01 floor after the founder dared people to sue him in Panama. Here’s what happened to the award winning game once considered a blue chip. 🧵 👇
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After meeting with several community leaders over the last few weeks, the Core Working Group has decided to extend our vesting schedule to properly reflect the longer time horizon of this work. As per the DAO vote, our Jupiter allocation was set to vest on a 2 year timeline.
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Everything we know so far about Jupuary 2025 in 10 Tweets:. 🧵👇
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Solana leaves you hidden gifts within your NFTs and token accounts. Here's a complete guide on how to reclaim them using the @solincinerator. 🧵 👇
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Some crucial Jupuary information was just dropped at the latest JUP Rally. Here's what you need to know to be kept up to date:
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Tfw you now owe taxes on $533 million dollars in airdrop income to the IRS for the year 2024.
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There's a new scam hitting the blue chip communities — Famous fox, Claynosaurz, Okay Bears. And the scary thing is — its a step more realistic than your typical OTC scam:. 🧵 👇
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Solana is infested again with Malware Scams. And the scary thing is — they can rob you of much more than your crypto. 🧵 👇
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"There are weeks where entire years happen". And in the last week — 4 Massive developments hit Solana back to back. But if you weren't paying attention, they may have gone under your radar:. 🧵 👇
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My name has been cleared!. Thank you @matt_levine for doing the right thing and issuing a full retraction and apology:. That showed true professionalism. And an even bigger thank you to my 1,000 Solana friends who came to my aid. Let me know how I can ever return the favor.
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Tomorrow the Jupiter DAO officially launches. Here are the 5 key points you need to know:. 1⃣ A test vote will take place on Tuesday at 10 AM EST to prepare for the first launchpad vote on Thursday at 10 AM EST. 2⃣ Holders will lock JUP to vote for LFG candidates or proposals.
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The Jupiter Launchpad's 2nd round has officially begun!. We're kicking things off by introducing our first 2 candidates: @sanctumso and @AdrasteaFinance. Make sure to join the Discord — you will not want to miss their AMA next week.
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@BenArmstrongsX Ben you publicly flaunted your mistress all over the web and embarrassed your poor wife to millions of people. You don't have to try to portray yourself as the victim in every circumstance.
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Remember when @slope_finance leaked the private keys of 10,000 users, allowing hackers to drain them of Millions of dollars. And then they just straight up logged off and never came back on again?.
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110,000 people have locked up their JUP to vote on the LFG Launchpad today. Take that number in for a second:. That's more than everyone who bought or sold a Solana NFT in the last month.
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Hey I assume you only skimmed what was going on, but I was a panelist on that spaces because I run the @solincinerator — where the tokens were burnt. I am not a team member. I am not affiliated with the token. I didn't even say these things, that was @Slerfsolana . This is all
This newsletter is full of random probably bad ideas that aren’t vetted.
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Prove how OG you are by posting the first NFT project that ever rugged you. I'll go first:
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Below is a chart of the 30 celebrity tokens launched on Solana in June. Every single one is down. Place you bets accordingly.
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77,000 new tokens in 1 day. That's 3200 new tokens per hour. 53 a minute. Almost 1 new token every second of the day. Y'all need some serious help.
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Jupiter just dropped some massive updates at Breakpoint. TLDR:.1.) Metropolis API platform to make developing on Solana easier. Includes Token, Price and Swap APIs to improve partner platform experience for users. 2.) Jupiter RFQ: making liquidity deeper on Solana. Market
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I'm going to predict now that the meme coin goes to a higher mcap than the actual JUP launch because of how irrational this space is.
BREAKING: @solana-BASED @JupiterExchange TO DO 2 MAJOR TEST LAUNCHES BEFORE $JUP LAUNCH - ONE TOMORROW WITH MOCKJUP, AND A REAL MEMECOIN LAUNCH NEXT WEEK
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The @solincinerator is now listed on Coinbase!. Not only is it the #55 dapp overall:. It's #4 in its category. Thank you Solana 🧡
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@unusual_whales "If you can't be happy with a coffee, you won't be happy with a yacht" - Naval.
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Based suffered a Chainwide Outage 2 days ago, but there's been no media coverage of it. When Solana went down it made front-page news. So why are they silent now?. 🧵(1/10)
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The current state of memecoins is some dude doing drugs with a stripper while having a mental breakdown in front of an audience of 6,000. and it only hit a $400k mcap 💀
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The first LFG vote was a huge success!. Over 180,000 people voted, and all 6 candidates benefitted tremendously from participating. Before the second round kicks off tonight — The Jupiter Core Working Group wants to collect your feedback on the process. 👇
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When you realize there's a hole in you that will never be filled. The Hole:
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If you buy this you are actually clinically retarded and deserve to lose your money
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The FBI Launched a shitcoin to criminally charge volume manipulating services. This was the chart for it 💀
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The 2nd Jupuary vote just went LIVE. Here are the 3 key changes you need to know:. 🧵👇
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Congratulations to @ZeusNetworkHQ and @SharkyFi on being the first 2 projects chosen by the DAO to launch on Jupiter's launchpad. And a special thank you to the 200,000 people who locked their JUP to vote. Your participation made this process a huge success.
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Grow the Pie — Share the Pie:. Everything you need to know to claim your @JupiterExchange ASR rewards later this week. 🧵👇
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The last Jupiter vote of the quarter is now LIVE. You will decide on the fate of the excess 215M $JUP tokens from Jupuary. Before casting your vote, consider all 3 options below:. 🧵👇
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The NFT bullrun was so insane that a bunch of houses minted for $50 dollars and some ended up selling for $300k — enough to buy a real house.
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No way, he actually used it LMAO. Andrew Tate just burned $10 million dollars of tokens in the @solincinerator . Simulation confirmed, reality is an illusion.
Burnt. I am built different.
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We are close to a solution for the unburnable scam cNFT epidemic with the @solincinerator . Our internal tests have been very promising. Soon.
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Hey @JupiterExchange . The @solincinerator leverages Jupiter to enable users to swap their token rent for tokens other than SOL. Am I correct in assuming that the thousands of people who have used this functionality would be eligible for the airdrop as well?.
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An alliance has formed to combat the rampant Wallet Drains plaguing Solana. Lighthouse Protocol will be integrated into the blockchain security entity which protects the likes of Phantom and Backpack:. @blowfishxyz. 🧵 👇
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A few clarifications:. 1. The Zeus Airdrop is independent of the 0.75% launchpad fees used for ASR rewards. 2. All ASR rewards will be distributed linearly, according to your voting weight. 3. ASR rewards will be distributed in July after this voting period.
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The 7 most common questions and misconceptions about Jupuary:. 🧵(1/3)
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When you thought Mindfolk couldn't be anymore of a rug:. Ivan came back just to steal the JUP from the wallet of the artist who did all the Mindfolk art. Apparently he helped him set up the wallet, and was sitting on it the whole time. We cannot ever allow this guy back in web3
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Guys, please be careful flexing PnLs — especially if you're doxxed. I know someone who's life is a living hell now because of this. It's not worth the clout.
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I think most people are in crypto to eventually leave crypto. But say you make $20 million dollars here, then what would you do next?.
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This is the form the IRS is now requiring you to fill out if you receive over $10,000 in crypto as part of your 'trade or business' — under penalty of felony. You will need their full address, a social security number, and name. Oh, and it has to be done within 15 days
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Seriously, who is this guy?. No one has mutual followers with him, he has 100 posts, and everything is botted to hell. How is he winning awards in our industry?.
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For any wallet appeals for Jupuary, please wait until after Catstanbul to open a ticket!. You will have 3 months to dispute, and the form is not currently live yet.
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Yesterday @tensor_hq destroyed a serial scammer's main attack vector. But the bad news?. He's back and using a more desperate method. This is what you need to look out for:. 🧵 👇
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Over the last 2 years, web3 has allowed me to acquire a set of very unique skills. I am thankful to @weremeow for giving me the chance to put them to the test not just on behalf of Jupiter —but for the entire ecosystem.
Today, as part of our J.U.P rollout, we are excited to introduce Jupiter Working Groups (JWGs) – independent groups of operators who will focus on growing the Jupiter community, enhancing the Solana ecosystem, and facilitating DAO coordination! 🥰. Given that this is a new.
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Now that the dust has settled, everyone wants to know:. "What made these scam cNFTs unburnable?". 🧵👇
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A warning to everyone, because I just got hit up by the common "job offer" scam once again. I noticed that his timeline looks "legit" because it seems like he actually participates in the space. For those who don't know, this is how it works: . 🧵👇
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Say what you want about NFTs. But at least 80,000 projects weren't rugging every day.
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2 years ago, I hit 100 followers. 2 minutes ago, I hit 10,000. Thank you to everyone who has supported me along the way and given me this platform to speak from. It's a very rare opportunity — one that I will not squander or take lightly.
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As of tonight Solana is no longer for the poors. It's for the middle class.
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Some critical information dropped in today's @JupiterExchange uplink call, incase you missed it. Jupiter just announced their 3-pronged strategy to accelerate the Decentralized Meta:. 1⃣ The Great Migration(GM):. Trading is the most common way to participate in web3 at this
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The day has arrived at last!. @solincinerator has hit 1 Million lifetime users. Without burners like you this feat wouldn't have even been possible. So thank you Solana — for everything and more.
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Jupiter is one of the few places on Earth where your voice can steer the outcome of events with the size and consequence of Jupuary. Trust me, the team reads literally every tweet. Idk how, but they do.
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I love the discussion were seeing around the Jupiter DAO — this is what participation is all about. That is why tonight we will be hosting an open townhall to address the community's concerns, discuss ideas, and to clear up any misconceptions. See you at 9 PM EST.
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@wallstreetbets Binance claims it wasn't all, just some 'linked to illicit funds'. Whether its true or not the old adage holds up:. Not your keys, not your crypto.
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I genuinely feel bad for @HalieyWelchX . It seems like she was sold a crock of sh*t so people could ride her fame. And she's the one who pays the price.
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After a close month, I will now officially call it:. SOL flipped ETH in monthly NFT volume for the first time in history.
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The 2nd LFG vote has ended, with a record 230 million JUP participating. But before we begin round 3 — the Jupiter Core Working group once again wants to collect your feedback on the process:. 👇
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38 celebrity tokens launched on Solana since June. 92% of them are already dead. 🧵👇
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By the year's end — Lighthouse Protocol will make the era of Wallet Drainers on Solana a thing of the past. Thread tomorrow.
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Looking back, almost all of our assumptions about NFTs were wrong:. PFPs should have been the perfect vehicle to drive community growth. Groups that adopt them have a distinct advantage by letting its members represent the tribe in a front-facing way. Yet, the benefits haven't.
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This case is absolutely fascinating because of its far-reaching implications. Most ruggers think they have immunity because this is 'the wild west', or they aren’t American citizens. But in this instance, the rugger was a French national living in Dubai. And now he’s looking
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We did it everyone!. If you used the swap feature on @solincinerator, this data will be included in the Jupiter Airdrop.
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What's been your worst fumble in crypto?. I'll go first. I roundtripped several Tensorians, ABCs, and Taiyos when they hit a 100 SOL floor. Also in 2017 I bagheld a coin from $200 to $70k right before the founders quit and it crashed.
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It took the @solincinerator 3 years to hit 1 Million users. It took only another 3 months to hit 1.5 Million. Success is exponential
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Jupiter is giving $60 million dollars of rewards to its active DAO members. If you staked your JUP and voted, you will receive a piece of the pie. Stay tuned for when the claim page goes live later this month.
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