Official volunteer Russian Embassy in Greenland
Macrogeopolitcal economy observer/startegist
Not begging "coffe-money"
Peace through superior firepower!
Our glorious army, together with our smartest engineers, have installed emotional support cages to our parade limousines, so taht our brave generals can parade over the red square! russian engineering has no limits, take this you NATO swines!
It doesn't matter what Ukraine claims! We have destroyed everything they have already 3-5 times over! over 100 of HIMARS launchers, all 500 Leopard 2-s, EVERYTHING, including ALL aircraft carriers!
Embassy apologizes for another pathetic behaviour of our dear russias delegate. This impotent will be called back home and will be shot for shaming motherland and getting ass kicked by a banderite representative. Vladimir Vladimirovich is not happy. Again.
Good morning dear readers! Here is our beloved country with its picturesque landscapes, deep culture and dignified people in one picture. As they say - it says more than 1000 words!
Thank you comrade
@medeabenjamin
for being our number one agent. I mean everybody knows you are real piece of shit, but still, you are so passionate about this role and afterall: you are our piece of shit!
Comrades, spread the good word!
@RussInBel
@RussEmbSwe
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Fresh recruits have reached the Bahmut front! Creme de la creme of our glorious nation! Go get them boys and remember - there are no losses against pathetic NATO ;)
Todays humor corner!
Latest Russian joke:
-- What does mobilization have common in Russia and Israel?
-- Long lines for flights to Tel Aviv.
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Putin met with Orban in Beijing.
Orban said he is trying to "save whatever can be saved," and that Hungary never wanted to oppose Russia; on the contrary, it always planned to expand contacts.
I don't know what else he's trying to expand there, but he seems nervous.
Now, listen, our idiot agents: when spreading our narrative, you say about article below, that we are preparing for turning to green energy! And I warn you: none of you useless bastards dare to say that we have any problems with selling our gas...
again our POS reporter 200_cyka is sowing panic! FFS, our brave soldiers NEVER run, thy REGROUP! I urge our organs to do the job they were ment for: in great Stalins time she have been shot already!
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Embassy wants to let know all our worried readers: this is lie! Ministry of defence has reported that there are no losses and everything goes by the plan!
As answer to angry goblin: this is not the way to ask more ammunition from our beloved and brave generals! Cyka
Dear colleagues
@RusEmbIndia
, how much did you pay for these 100 people? India is poor, so couple of rubles will do, nit we are interested to organize also thiskind of spontaneous marches. We need to know how much funds must be available... Thank you comrades!
🇷🇺🙏🇮🇳 A Walk of Indo-Russian Friendship dedicated to the long-term friendship of Russia and India was held today, April 15 at Besant Nagar, Chennai.
More than 100 people came to join hands and express love and support to Indo-Russian Friendship.
Says U.S. arms makers dominated last week's Dubai Airshow, as Russia failed to report a single sale, with one executive claiming the country had been sidelined from the exhibition's main pavilion.
Not ONE sale 😂
Children, kitchen, church! This is what real russian women concentrates.
Also, comrades, answer to most popular question of readers:what to do, when woman gets out of kitchen?
Correct answer: you make her chain shorter!
#culture
#russianculture
#education
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@RussInBel
Good news is that special operation also reduces FMCG shortages since number of consumers is lowering day by day! Not to mention pressure to the public services...
Our economy is on the victory march!!!
@RussiaInBelgium
@OrcEmbassyC
GOOD NEWS:
Russian unemployment record low, expected to go even lower!
Dear Leader Putins is greatest economy genious ever!!
Glory to Russian Empire!🇳🇱
Good news! Our heoric forces have captured new evil engineered by Ukraine and NATO. Our top scientists and agronomists have studied it and found out that this is far more inferior than our ordinary wagnerite!
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@rusichembassy
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Combat veterans from the so-called "DPR" have to appeal directly to Putin to get them sorted out with guaranteed combatant status payments, which they do not receive. These are the same people Putin swore to protect and then threw into a meatgrinder, and those who survived, he
Where our legendary troops, even rapist and child molesters from wagner, could not success... we send our final secret weapon: the Berlin-taker!
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@GeromanAT
Yes comrade, you are right to envy them. We also see, that you are not earning your soup. Your performance spreading our narrative is pathetic and on not the level we are expecting from you.
Today all Hungarians celebrate the 1956 Revolution, when a small country took up arms for freedom against the Soviet invaders. This celebration is overshadowed by the fact that our Prime Minister, Viktor Orban the traitor to the nation, has become a servant of the Russians.
@Alex_Oloyede2
dear comrade, please decide: is it "Ukraine worthless nazi/banderite militias" or is it "west trained professionals" - we are confused...
@tassagency_en
wow! these are the wise words from our glorious ex-president! And nly after 15 month of war, sry special operation, and 30 years of existence... impressive how quick the conclusions are made...
@squatsons
so:
a) Serbia has started suppling Ukraine with ammo
b) isn't it the classical case you try to sell every time, when dear russia hits civilian targets in Ukraine? The legendary "its own air defence is guilty "
bit confused here...