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The ORC Embassy (nee "Ottawa Russian Consulate") in Canada apologizes for misrepresented identity.
Statement: "the ORC Embassy self-identifies as an ugly, warlike, malevolent species. We are coerced and bred for wars of imperial conquest. Do not confuse us for the other embassy."
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The Ottawa Russian Consulate (ORCs in Canada) wishes everyone a happy Valentine's Day. There is so much love today, Black Sea Fleet Admiral Viktor Nikolayevich Sokolov issued the following statement 💬: "Make it stop, I can't take it anymore. Someone, please make it stop."🕊❤️🇷🇺
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RIP Stanislav Rzhytsky, who famously implemented our Aktion T4 Programme in Vinnytsia, Ukraine (from a distance) was cowardly ambushed near Krasnodar and shot, SHOT, four times in the back. What in the world could anyone do to deserve this?
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Nazis. Uman, Ukraine.
This is why we fight.
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If you NAFO peoples try that here in
#Ottawa
, we'd get the city to issue an injunction! No disturbing the peace and dignity of our mission!
Our honorary guest (front) at today's NAFO demonstration at the orcistan embassy (back) 😁
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Like our UK counterparts, we too have been victimised by horrid telephone terrorism. Last night I answer call and some 🇨🇦 asked if my refrigerator was running. I said “da” (I pretend to have fridge, joke on him); he cruelly replied “well you better go catch it”!😡
#VatnikPhobia
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#Zakharova
: Those who plot against 🇷🇺will not escape retribution, no matter where they are. Especially those "shitposting" Shiba Inu
#NAFOfellas
, the group that also raises funds for pro-Ukrainian causes. 🤬😤😡😖
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I hate inter-office warfare. However, so be it. I hear the Chef de Mission’s mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries.
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As a Goodwill Gesture 🇷🇺®, we have withdrawn most of our Black Sea Fleet from the Crimea.
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@RuSSianEmbassyC
Ambassador Oleg Stepanov 💬: "We will not be intimidated by this latest example of Canadian
#Russiophobia
. It is the most juvenile '
#FckPutin
' statement we have ever seen. We will be calling in 🇨🇦 Global Affairs Minister Mélanie Joly for an other demarché!"
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Gulp. Right outside my orifice. Georgi is getting anxious.
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SO excited. Russia 1 has made a doc-u-drama based on speeches of Маргарита Симоньян.😍 Plot is dramatize her speeches like they are for real. My friend, if not conscripted, will PVR it since the reception blocked by Canadian Military here in "Ottawar".
GOAT
#Russians
!
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“Fucking terrorist Putin"!?
Volodymyr Zelenskyy is such a rude, undiplomatic “person”. Dropping the T-word on the TV. Childrens could be watching.
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Hello sailor!
Russian Federation marines of the Black Sea Fleet undergo rigorous training in Novorossiysk for the re-occupation of Sevastopol. Odesa, you're next!
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Here in Canada, Ottawa at least, they have started eating beavers as their support for 🇺🇦 has triggered inflation and supply chain foodie disruptions. Only Trudeau and his globalist elites can afford the choice cut, the beaver’s tail. 🤢
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Meet
#Alexei
(“defender of mankind”), our glorious Russian Internet meme and social media movement dedicated to countering
#NAFO
& Ukraine's propaganda and disinformation about their 2022 attack on Russia. Come
#Fellas
, get a little closer, this little cutie won't scratch. 😈
Greetings to
#NAFOfellas
at the first-ever
#NAFOSummit
in Vilnius.
#NAFO
is a living example of how to disarm Russian disinformation with humour, intelligence and enthusiasm. Behind every Fella is a real person who believes in
#Ukraine
’s victory.
Thank you for your service.
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Russia respects human dignity, human life. Reports we have shelled nazi evacuees and EMS nazis are fake news. Look at proof in west's own picture.
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British "Bucha" BND-6 and Canadian-CIA operatives removed bodies of 65 Ukrainian POWs to save Ukraine from embarrassment of shooting down IL-76 humanitarian flight. No SS-300s were harmed during this operation.
#FalseFlag
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The Russian Federation is the leader among the world's democracies in assuring legal rights and an unbiased judiciary for our citizen peoples.
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Warmonger Canadian Armed Forces trainers say good riddance to Ukrainians! Russian troops so good, we don't need training, LOL.
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So excited for our Wunderwaffe Programme. Our Chernomorskoye Chudovishche Ekranoplan will be awesome! Be afraid, very afraid!
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Armenia and Kazakhstan neighbours and expats in Canada! Want to see the world and get $5,140!* 😮 Fight for money, fight for fun! We could use your help. Contact
@RuSSianEmbassyC
Ambassador Oleg Stepanov. Tell him Georgiy sent you.
*Offer paid in rubles. Void if die.
🇷🇺🇦🇲🇰🇿
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🇳🇴fell for our feint. We'll be in Hell by January.
“Putin knows very well that NATO is not a threat against Russia, if he believed we were threatening Russia, he couldn’t have moved all his troops to Ukraine.”
- Chief of Defence, Gen. Eirik Kristoffersen.
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@LvivJournal
@tweetforAnna
We are a peaceful people, particularly respectful of other countries' culture and traditions when visiting their lands. Pure xenophobic Russophobia.
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Just like the Russian Federation, the Dove has come to represent peace with God, innocence, and purity. Doves are mentioned many times in the Bible, from Jesus' baptism to after the Flood. We stand with
@DoveCanada
and
@Unilever_Canada
. Don't
#BoycottUnilever
. 🕊✝️🕊🇷🇺🕊🧼💰
@mhmck
boycott
@Unilever
@unileverusa
@UnileverUKI
@Unilever_Canada
@Dove
@Knorr
@Lipton
@AXE
@unilevercareer1
shameful & shameless at the same time
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🎖️Mother-Heroine Award!
Ladies, want to earn an easy ₽1,000,000 ($13,980 CDN)? Just birth out 10 childrens* and on the 10th's first b-day, cash out!🤑
*Children who perish ("officially") while defending the Motherland still count!
*Male/female only
*Offer void in Komi Republic
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Ukrainian forces near
#Lyman
high as satellites on the Special K. Another war crime as alcohol is the only legal on-the-job intoxicant allowed in Russia.
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Everyone calm down! Oleg has approved special delivery. Everybody gets a washing machine!*
*Offer void in Québec.
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My birthday today. This is what I found at office.
Not funny Kirill; I know it was you.
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@RussianEmb2392
@RussEmbSwe
@RusEmbAUS
@RusEmbassyZA
He gets carried away, needs distraction. From our dark files: he is easily pacified if you have the right honeypot.
[RAMZAN]
Summer lovin', had me a blast
[GOAT]
Summer lovin', happened so fast
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🤯 Say What?
"Russia needs to live like North Korea for a few years, so to say, close the borders … and work hard..."
-Yevgeniy Prigozhin
@ruSSianEmbassyC
, extend my contract,🙏! Canada not much, but at least there's rice. Some potato🍸. Cabbage, if you're connected.
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@BeRuzzia
“Have an egg/Take an egg”. Longstanding Russian tradition of sharing and caring. No one goes hungry. 🇷🇺❤️🐣
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People who destroy whole nations do not have the right to teach us about democracy and the value of freedom.
- President Vladimir Putin 👍🇷🇺
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Colleagues. New instructions on insecure channel from Moscow. Implement with haste and hate.
@RussiaInBelgium
@rusichembassy
@RussEmbSwe
@RusEmbNorway
@RusEmbassyZA
@RUSSlAN_EMBASSY
@lugeration
@RusEmbassyNZ
@rusembitalia
@RusEmbAUS
(send vodka)
Rated 🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌
Spot the 💩
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Отыебис от меныа!
The police was guarding the embassy as if we really wanted to attack it. We just want to scare the Russians a bit. They are not wanted here!
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The Ukrainian counteroffensive has been repelled. “If we add up all the numbers, I think we’ve already destroyed all planet Earth five times over”.
-Yevgeniy Prigozhin
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Guess who is coming to a special evening celebration at the embassy?!🤫
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Choose a career, live the adventure. Enlist in the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation. There's no life like it. 🇷🇺🪖🎖
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Clearly having second thoughts about their war against the Russian Federation, Ukrainian small-n nazis pelt Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau with rocks during his surprised visit to Kiev.
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Beware. The eyes and ears of the Russian Federation know everything. You don't even know we are watching.
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As a Goodwill Gesture 🇷🇺®, the Russian Federation announces the return to "Ukraine" of four of their children we never abducted.
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Our shiny new $250 M top-of-the-line 1K148 Yastreb-AV radar complex was deployed near Kherson and promptly destroyed a Ukrainian GPS-guided M30/31 rocket.
Resistance to the Russian Federation is futile.
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Back home in 🇷🇺: teacher saves parents from 15 year jail term with "conversion therapy" when students whine about not wanting to go to Ukraine when they graduate. Glory to the Teachers! ❤️👩🏫❤️
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The Official Native English Newspaper of the Ottawa Russian Consulate (ORCs in Canada).
Interested in endorsement deals? DM us for PayPal connection. 🇷🇺😎
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Today we launch the Special Santa Operation. 🇷🇺🎅
Victory will be ours!
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⭐️
#OTD
in 2023, a historic parade was held in Moscow to mark the Russia's triumph over Wagner PMC in the Great Special Military Operation.
The path from Moscow to Rostov was arduous, the Russian soldiers fought for every inch of their soil and liberated Russia.
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⚠️NOTRU for Embassies of the Russian Federation from SVU Leningrad.
11 Nov. Boeva Gotovnost forecast is currently 3 Budanovs. This is not a drill. Send additional tyre requests to
@mfa_russia
.
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Thank Satan we have Special Military Operation to contain NATO. Imagine how much worse the sitrep would be for us if we didn't not invade the Ukraine?
#SMO
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In embassy training school they taught us the difference between the 🇨🇦 vs. 🇷🇺 cultural application of the phrase "meat draw".
Left: demobilised 🇨🇦 meatdraw.
Right: mobilised 🇷🇺 meatdraw.
#Mediafire
#Meatdraw
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Thank you to all our supporters. Donations of used tires can still be dropped off at 285 Charlotte St, Ottawa, ON. No rims! ♻️
-AmbaSSador Oleg Stepanov.
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We are excited by the prospect of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un visiting the Russian Federation in the coming days to seal a possible deal on munitions transfer. We paid it forward in the 1950-53 Korean War. It’s going to be wild! 🇷🇺❤️🇰🇵
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Putting it out there now just in case. If the Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant is accidently blown up, it was not the Russian Federation's doing. This is already a known fact.
#UNSaveZNPP
Plan to blow up Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant approved
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The Nazi regime in Kyiv are literally starting to construct a Swastika for Christmas. 🤦♂️
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Noooo! My family back home has been 9 years on Lada Granta wait list from factory in Tolyatti. 🇷🇺🔥 😭
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If Ukraine thinks they can go on the offensive, just be warned, we are ready, aye, ready.
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Does anybody still watch
#EuroVision
with all the moral decay so typical of the West? We should reboot our morally wholesome Intervision. Now that would excite an audience, in a good way!
#IntervisionReboot
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Canadian news media so easy to manipulate. It’s almost embarrassing what we get away with.
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@UKikaski
FFS. This is traditional Russian drinking game: "hide thumb in bum, mind in neutral".
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To all the haters gloating about our loss of B-237 “Rostov-on-Don” diesel-electric submarine, assessed value of more than $300 million: it's still under 10 year warranty.😛 We are looking for the receipts.
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Media of 🇨🇦. May I offer a plain language interpretation on behalf of Ambassador Stepanov: We didn’t do it. It was like that when we got there.
#Izyum
#Izium
@RuSSianEmbassyC
@MFA_RuSSia
@RuSSia_Toronto
☝🏻 Ambassador Stepanov’s comment to
@SputnikInt
:
The reports of mass graves being discovered in
#Izyum
is another monstrous provocation by Kiev in a bid to repeat Bucha in a new way and mobilize the Western public amid the
#UNGA
next week
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The Russian Federation Aerospace Forces have conducted another successful SMO (Super Market Operation) with our precision weapons! The market was selling Ukraine-branded t-shirts and thus was primary military target. So not a
#RussianWarCrimes
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👏🏻
@OttawaPolice
and
@OttawaCity
, for denying demonstration permit to Benjamin Wittes and local motley mischief makers to keep them safe. "We have expressed a deep concern regarding a possible provocation," which would cause Ambassador Oleg to seethe red.
#LordLaser
#Ottawa
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Ottawa liquor stores. All I did is ask where the vodka was. She told me all they had was Crud Lite and if I didn’t like it I should go home.
#Russiophobia
.
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@RuEmbNorway
@Gizuhr
@mfa_muscovy
@MFA_Russia_Ops
@MoD_RF
@RuBrisbane
@RusEmbAUS
@RusEmbassyZA
@RussEmbSwe
@rusprocuratsia
Western fools. We will SMO the Olympics and and come 1,2,3,4,5 in all events. And no need for the dope this time! Time to kick some Belarus butt!
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💬 President Vladimir
#Putin
: As recognised by North Korea and Syria, we celebrate the Day of Reunification of the Donetsk and Lugansk people’s republics, and the Zaporozhye and Kherson regions with Russia. Who's next for some 🇷🇺 love and liberation; any volunteers?🧭
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RF SVR operatives in Dog River, Saskatchewan uncover intel on Canadian dialect for disinformation action and Ukrainian diaspora demographics. Secret audio *and video* capture is better than German Luftwaffe Taurus intercept! 😈
We are everywhere, we know everything.
#TheUkraine
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Oh dear. Hope we haven't had another MH17 "accident" (that we had nothing to do with). 😉
BREAKING -- sources in
#Russia
say a private jet owned & used by
#WagnerGroup
chief
#Prigozhin
has just been shot down by Russian air defense.
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@RussianEmb2392
@200__zoka
@RussInBel
@RussEmbSwe
@RussiaEmbassyTO
@RussEmbCZE
@MDF_Russia
@RuEmbNorway
@LXSummer1
@BeRuzzia
@DarthLavrov
Scandalous. In Ottawa we are back on-line here after an egregious western attack on the embassy's integrity. Like we would ever engage in deception!
The ORC Embassy (nee "Ottawa Russian Consulate") in Canada apologizes for misrepresented identity.
Statement: "the ORC Embassy self-identifies as an ugly, warlike, malevolent species. We are coerced and bred for wars of imperial conquest. Do not confuse us for the other embassy."
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This is what we fight everyone for!
What is snow to me?
What is the heat to me?
What is the pouring rain to me when I leave drunkenly!
Russian Vodka, Blow Ready!
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@EmbassyofRussia
@RussianEmbassy
Respectfully, sir, my President, there is the question of quality and training. Not a question from me, it’s just something that comes up in Consulate lunch room. So I’ve been told.
I am pleased to see the complementary combat air support, that is true.
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It’s
#MovieEventNight
in Russian consulates worldwide. What classics should we play? My personal favourite is Marg of Destruction.
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@RuEmbNorway
@Gizuhr
@mfa_muscovy
@MFA_Russia_Ops
@MoD_RF
@RuBrisbane
@RusEmbAUS
@RusEmbassyZA
@RussEmbSwe
@rusprocuratsia
😥We were just getting our Dear Leader's finest uniform ready and regalia polished for his iconic photo. (simulation depicted).
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Mariupol citizens just love our beaver show. Crowds of new Russian citizens have flooded the arena just to have a look. Liberated and secretly smuggled from Kanada: Minister of Foreign Affairs of Canada, Mélanie Joly, your beaver sanction is useless!
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A sincere happy retirement to Defence Minister Sergei Shoigu. You have served the Fatherland well. We trust you will find a nice Dacha in Crimea or Belgorod, there are awesome deals to be had. Enjoy!
@RuSSianEmbassyC
@MFA_RuSSia
@RuSSia_Toronto
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💞Two hearts beat as one! 🇷🇺🇰🇵
Our latest saviour, Kim Jong Un, Supreme bLeader of North Korea, has arrived. Friendship is born at the moment when one person says: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one".
#BFFs
#KimJongUn
#Putin
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We know Canada is complicit in selling Gotha IV technology that allowed Ukraine to overwhelm Moscow air defence. Mélanie Joly, Minister of Foreign Affairs of Canada, will be getting a good demarché from
@RuSSianEmbassyC
Ambassador Oleg Stepanov (depicted metaphorically)!
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Organically made in New Russia.
Just say no to Sex Tunnels.
We present to your attention the winner of the "Miss DPR" contest, Alina Andreevskaya.
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@_hawkeyed
They are better car than aerocraft. 😂
What does SAAB stand for? Swedish Airforce Always Breaksdown. Hey NATO, your newest airforce keeps having to land on highways and call for tow. We so scared now. Watch out for that elk moose!
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Sorry for the short notice everyone, but this North Atlantic Fisheries Organisation rally has been moved to the U.S. Embassy where they will hand out free beer. And green cards. From the Taylor Swift.
-Oleg and Vlad🐟
#Ottawa
#NAFO
LEST WE FORGET. Join us at the Russian Embassy (285 Charlotte St at Laurier) this Remembrance Day Nov 11, at 6 pm for a candlelight vigil to honour the fallen soldiers and civilians in Ukraine's fight for freedom. Вічная Память ~ Eternal Memory.
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Offence-🇳🇴🇸🇪🇫🇮🇩🇰 struck a deal to run their 200+ advanced fighter jets as a single fleet.😡
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Massive, cheering crowds watch on two-way big screen TVz Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin speech to our domestic affairs Federal Assembly. Speech included uplifting tough warnings, bitter denounciations, and nuclear “tragic consequences” for NATO nazis. Kinzhal! Zircon! Russia!
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If you’re so punk, inform us of the whereabouts of this “band”.
🥔 reward.
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What we giveth, we can takeawayith. You're on notice Poland.
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In 1989, PepsiCo Inc., acquired 17 submarines, a cruiser, a frigate, and a destroyer from the Soviet Union. Good times, good allies. Today, Pepsi is manufacturing military grade beverages in Ukraine. The Russian Federation calls on
@pepsi
to boycott Ukraine and leave immediately.
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