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🇷🇺EMBASSY CULTURAL UPDATE - RUSSIAN ETHNOLOGY LESSION🎯
In order to work for peaceful 🕊️understanding between peoples, the Russian Embassy of Stockholm will in a series of cultural lessons🌟 explain common misunderstandings 🤷♀️ about Russia and its people 🫶
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PLEASE 🙏 VOTE TO GET THE CRIMEAN BRIDGE ON THE UN WORLD HERITAGE LIST TO SAVE IT FROM DESTRUCTION 🕊️☮️🇷🇺🫶🙏 FROM VILE ATTACMS
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STOP FRENCH🇫🇷 NUCLEAR WARMONGERING 🙏☮️🕊️ WHEN RUSSIA🇷🇺 THREATENS TO NUKE FRANCE THEY RESPOND THAT THEY WILL NUKE 🇷🇺 BACK 😭⚛️ THAT IS A DANGEROUS ESCALATION!! 🇷🇺🤷♀️
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PLEASE 🙏 HELP CROWDFUND NEW SU-34 FOR RUSSIAN🇷🇺 AIRFORCE - FOR PEACE ☮️
Sneaky unfair Ukrainian/NATO airdefences shot down Russian peacekeeper🕊️ air patrol (AGAIN)
Let us all with $💰💵 show that good prevails over evil to protect the skies of our recently annexed homeland! 🫶
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IF US SPY DRONES CONTINUE TO PROVIDE TARGETING INFORMATION TO UKRAINIAN ATACMS - THEN RUSSIA HAVE NO OTHER OPTION THAN HAVING MEDVEDEV TWEET NUCLEAR THREATS DRUNK AGAIN ‼️🇷🇺😡
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PLEASE 🙏 HELP CROWDFUND NEW AWACS FOR RUSSIAN🇷🇺 AIRFORCE - FOR PEACE ☮️
Sneaky unfair Ukrainian/NATO airdefences shot down Russian peacekeeper🕊️ air patrol (AGAIN)
Let us all with $💰💵 show that good prevails over evil to protect the skies of our recently annexed homeland! 🫶
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ORCBAN ARE YOU RETARDED!!! 😡 WE🇷🇺PAID YOU TO STOP SWEDEN - NOT ALLOW SWEDEN INTO NATO??? 🤷♀️
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🇷🇺KADYROV’S ANTI-RETREAT FORCES ON A WELL DESERVED DAY OFF 🐐
Russian soldiers with girlfriends socializing in perfect harmony 🫶🇷🇺
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Diaper Don and Moron Marge, you had O-N-E task… 🤷♀️🇷🇺 S-T-O-P… A-I-D… T-O.. U-K-R-A-I-N-E… 😡😡😡 So… the golden shower tapes are no longer kept safe 😈
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PLEASE 🙏 HELP CROWFUND NEW SU-34 BOMBERS FOR RUSSIAN🇷🇺 AIRFORCE - FOR PEACE ☮️
Sneaky unfair Ukrainian/NATO airdefences shot down Russian peacekeeper🕊️ air patrol
Let us all with $💰💵 show that good prevails over evil to protect the skies of our recently annexed homeland! 🫶
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RED LINE!! RED LINE!! 😤😤😤 NO NATO BASE ON GOTLAND OR MEDVEDEV WILL TWEET DRUNK ABOUT NUKES AGAIN 😡😡😡🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
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WHY RUSSIA IS MORALLY WINNING - 🇷🇺FIGHTING FOR THEIR RECENTLY ANNEXED HOMELAND AGAINST INVASION
Russian soldiers fights the good fight with both hearts and minds - they know that the civilian population may hate them, but their own families will get refrigerator when they die
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RUSSIAN INNOVATION 🎯🔬 - EJECTION SEATS FOR TANK CREW 💪🇷🇺
Watch video and be amazed how the entire crew is saved with this miracle innovation - previously only know from fighter jets
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STOP THIS RUSSOPHOBIA!!😡😡😡 OUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS TO OUR BRAVE MAGA/GOP FRIENDS THAT BLOCKS AID TO UKRAINE ❤️🙏🇷🇺
Your children and grandchildren may call you traitors of western values and allies, but remember that you protect the golden shower tapes with your actions 🫶
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RUSSIAN🇷🇺 ECONOMY BOOMING - 20TH LARGEST EXPORTER GLOBALLY (ALMOST AT THE LEVEL OF SPAIN💪)
Great power Russia sends a powerful message to the west on the SMO in Ukraine - we have all the money, we will win the industrial war!
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MORE AND MORE WESTERN COUNTRIES ALLOWS THAT THEIR DONATED WEAPONS TO UKRAINE CAN BE USED ON RUSSIAN TERRITORY😞😭😡
NEXT COUNTRY DOING THIS CROSSES THE RED LINE - THIS TIME WE MEAN IT🇷🇺
YES - WE REALLY MEAN IT THIS TIME! 🇷🇺🤷♀️
AND WE HAVE NUKES 😱
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THANK YOU KING OF NORWAY FOR SUPPORTING RUSSIA - SEE YOU AT THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE PARTY
Our good friend king Harald of Norway is welcoming us to the Nobel party in Oslo.
Ties between Norway and Russia has never been stronger ❤️
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RUSSIAN🇷🇺 TECHNOLOGY QUANTUM LEAP - INDESTRUCTABLE TURTLE TANK MEGA VERSION ‼️
The West is in shock 😱
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🇷🇺PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION 2024 - STRONG SUPPORT FOR PUTIN IN DAGESTAN WITH PROSPERITY AND IMPROVED LIVING CONDITIONS
Dagestan rallies for Putin, with its effective institutions, booming economy and empowered, healthy and educated people and highly motivated drafted mobiks 🇷🇺💪🫶
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PLEASE BUY GOLDEN MAGA DIAPER TO COVER FOR TRUMP LEGAL FEES
Trump is Russias 🇷🇺 best friend❤️ and supporter, now you can support him and get a patriotic collectors edition MAGA golden diaper 🎯
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BREAKING: SOCIAL MEDIA ANNOUNCEMENT UPDATE - RUSSIAN EMBASSY SWEDEN BANNED FROM TRUTH SOCIAL 🤷♀️🇷🇺
Unfortunately our dear Embassy was banned after a few hours of intense debate with MAGAs on Truth Social…
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PLEASE SIGN PETITION TO STOP UNFAIR ATACMS TO UKRAINE!! THIS ESACALATORY ACTION BY THE WEST MAY CAUSE ATTACKS ON CIVIL INFRASTRUCTURE IN 🇷🇺 SUCH AS THE ENERGY SYSTEM - WHICH IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE 😱🇷🇺
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OUR LINES IN THE SOUTH HOLDS - OUR RUSSIAN HEROES WILL SOON COUNTER ATTACK
Western media claims that Ukraine has broken through our lines, not true!
Our best men are holding the line and preparing an all out counter attack with superior morale and equipment 🫡🇷🇺💪
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WESTERN LIES EXPOSED - PUTIN IS NOT LIKE HITLER - PROOF IN VIDEO‼️
Putin does never wear a uniform when making the same kind of speeches 🤷♀️🇷🇺
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STOP THE RUSSOPHOBIA!!! WHY THIS MOCKERY OF FRIENDS OF RUSSIA? 🤷♀️🇷🇺
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UPDATED RED LINE - IF THE US SENDS ATACMS VARIANT TO UKRAINE WITH LONGER RANGE THAN 160 KM (NOT ANY ATACMS VARIANT LIKE IN THE PREVIOUS THREAT) WE WILL INITIATE NUCLEAR ARMAGEDDON
Take note, puny westerners, Russia 🇷🇺alway keeps its promises! 🫡💪
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”LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND” - RUSSIAN SOLDIERS SHOWING LOYALTY UNTIL DEATH WITH WOUNDED COMRADE 🇷🇺🫶
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PLEASE 🙏 HELP CROWDFUND ARMORED PERSONELL CARRIERS FOR OUR HEROIC UNPROTECTED RUSSIAN🇷🇺 TROOPS IN GOLF CARS JUST TRYING TO CONQUER OUR RECENTLY ANNEXED DONBASS HOMELAND🕊️
Ukrainians use unfair artillery which causes terrible sharpnel wounds to our innocent conscripts 😱💔
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🇷🇺RUSSIAN NUKE ARSENAL REDUCED BY 90% SINCE COLD WAR - BUT THE FEW WE HAVE LEFT ARE WELL MAINTAINED AND IN HIGH READINESS 💪🫡
The depraved west should take note that any violation of red lines will be immediately responded to accordingly by the state of the art nuclear forces
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DEAR
@realDonaldTrump
REMEMBER THAT IT IS SOON ELECTION YEAR
REMEMBER THE GOLDEN SHOWER TAPES
REMEMBER THAT WE EXPECT YOU TO CONTROL THE HOUSE AND STOP AID TO UKRAINE AND BETRAY YOUR ALLIES IN EUROPE BY PULLING OUT FROM NATO
END OF MESSAGE
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PLEASE 🙏 SIGN PETITION: MAKE THE BLACK SEA ”A SEA OF PEACE”🕊️🇷🇺
Russian🇷🇺 peacekeeping ☮️ naval forces are constantly being attacked while protecting recently annexed territorial waters 😭
Sign petition to stop attacks on innocent invasion forces and to secure peace❗️ ☮️ 🇷🇺🕊️
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PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION: VOTE PUTIN 2024! 🇷🇺❤️
❌ Firm on red lines! 🎯
❌ Stops NATO expansion and containment strategy!🕊️
❌ Cares about the life of his own people and soldiers 😍
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SWEDEN INVADED MOSCOW 1610 AND DEFEATED 3 TIMES AS MANY RUSSIAN🇷🇺 SOLDIERS AT NARVA 1700 WHEN TSAR PETER RAN FOR HIS LIFE LIKE A LITTLE GIRL 😡😡😡
That is why Russia🇷🇺 now will attack NATO and annex Sweden to replace their currency with roubles 🤷♀️🇷🇺
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HUNGARY HAS A PROUD HISTORY TO NEVER KNEEL BEFORE ANY NON-DICTATORSHIP
Being a strong ally and vassal state to Russia we appreciate the cooperation 🇷🇺🫶
And f*ck democracy! 💪
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PLEASE DONATE TO HELP 🇷🇺 MAINTAIN STRATEGIC SUBMARINE FORCES - CIA CONSPIRACY CREATED ARTIFICIAL CORRUPTION
Western intelligence services coup caused 🇷🇺 tax payer money to disappear 😱 Please send money to our Nigerian bank account to help save 🇷🇺 secondary strike capability 🙏
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🇷🇺TANK CREWS PLEASE COME BACK TO TANKS - NO REASON TO BE SCARED RUSSIA IS WINNING!
All communication jammed so writing here instead: 1st Guards Tank Army - don’t run away like little girls, you are supposed to be our elite 🤷♀️
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RUSSIAN EMBASSY CHOSING THE INCLUSIVE AND SENSITIVE COMMUNICATION APPROACH IN TRUTH SOCIAL👹👽🤡🫵👀
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MINE CLEARING HEROES OF THE MOTHERLAND - WHY SUPERIOR TRAINING AND MORALE MAKES RUSSIA UNSTOPPABLE 🇷🇺💪
Personal sacrifice, gung ho, professionalism… this video shows why Russian soldiers are the best 🇷🇺💥💫
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UK WEAPONS🫣 MAY BE USED TO HIT RUSSIAN🇷🇺 TROOPS IN RUSSIA RESPONSIBLE FOR BOMBARDING CIVILIAN TARGETS IN UKRAINE - THAT IS ANOTHER RED LINE AND A DANGEROUS⚛️ ESCALATION 😱
IRAN, CHAIR OF UN HUMAN RIGHTS COUNCIL🦄🕊️☮️, IS PREPARING A STRONGLY WORDED MESSAGE ON X IN RESPONSE💪🇷🇺
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RED LINES: Russian Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Maria
#Zakharova
warned that "if Washington decides to supply Kyiv with longer-range missiles, it will cross the red line and become a direct party to the conflict.”
Expect retalliation with more obscene videos from
#Zakharova
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TRUTH SOCIAL CAMPAIN CONTINUES - RUSSIAN EMBASSY CREATES POSITIVE VIBES AND GETS NEW FRIENDS WITH THE ALASKA TOPIC
@RussEmbSwe
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BREAKING: WESTERN🇺🇸🤢 SCI FI👽 5G TECH EXPOSED - SOROS👹💵INVOLVEMENT VERFIED BY TRUTH SOCIAL🙌🌟 GRASS ROOT JOURNALISTS🫡
Once again analog Russian🇷🇺🕊️ proven landline technology🎯 is the only way to not get your membrane hacked!! 🙀
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ESCALATION: CUSTOMER SUPPORT TAKE THIS VIDEO DOWN - THIS IS MOCKERY OF A KEY RUSSIAN 🇷🇺ASSET 😡🤬😤
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SUPERIOR RUSSIAN TACTICS - WATCH VIDEO 🇷🇺💪
Russian squad uses terrain when advancing - then three highly trained soldiers🇷🇺🫡 absorb sharpnel from the explosion and then plays dead - allowing the forth one to advance 🇷🇺🏃➡️
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RUSSIAN EMBASSY MEDIA COVERAGE IN THE WIRED AFTER TRUTH SOCIAL CAMPAIGN - READ AND BE PROUD 🇷🇺❤️🥂
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REPUBLICAN PRIMARY VOTERS: RUSSIA🇷🇺 APPROVES ONLY TRUMP🕊️ - NOT HALEY👹
Trump’s policy is in line with the expectations from Russia:
- Leave NATO 🎯
- Turn the USA into a dictatorship 🎯
- Support reunification of Alaska with Russia🎯
Vote Trump in New Hampshire for peace ☮️
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PRESIDENTAL ELECTION 🇷🇺2024 UPDATE - LIFE SUCKS AND THEN YOU DIE BUT DON’T FORGET TO VOTE FOR PUTIN ❤️🇷🇺🫡
99,9% of voters knows that half of the population will never have indoor toilettes and 🇷🇺 life conditions will always be scarce. Vote Putin to keep misery status quo 🇷🇺🫡🫵
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THANK YOU KING OF NORWAY FOR STANDING FIRM ON WELCOMING RUSSIA AT NOBEL PEACE PRICE PARTY
King Harald of Norway will be remembered by young generations for his pragmatic appeasement and support for Russia. Looking forward to the party!
Thank you ❤️
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RUSSIAN🇷🇺 INNOVATION - ANTI DRONE MARTIAL ARTS 💪
Watch video of well trained 🇷🇺VDV soldier neutralizing Ukrainian drone using unarmed combat ✌️
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RUSSIAN BEST ALLY BELARUS PRATICE TO CRUSH NATO 💪🇷🇺
With bravery, superior training and tactics - all we can say is - eat it NATO!
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RUSSIAN 🇷🇺 MECHANIZED FORCES GAINS 2OO METERS OF FARMLAND AFTER FRONTAL ASSAULT CAMPAIGN IN AVDIIVKA
With limited losses of slightly more than a mechanized battalion the offensive continued to seize hundreds of meters of territory yesterday! Glory to the red army 🇷🇺🫡💪
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BOSS,
@RussEmbSwe
WE HAVE SECURED THE STOCKHOLM EMBASSY WITH USED TIRES, AS YOU ORDERED
Awaiting further instructions…
Victory is near!
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@RepMTG
YOUR JOB AS A PAID RUSSIAN🇷🇺 ASSET IS O-V-E-R MORON MARGE!! 😡😡😡
YOU HAD ONE TASK: S-T-O-P A-I-D T-O U-K-R-A-I-N-E 🤷♀️🇷🇺
YOU FAILED! GOLDEN SHOWER TAPES WILL BE RELEASED BEFORE ELECTION DAY! NO MORE ROUBLES🇷🇺 FOR YOU!! 😡😡😡
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Our great MAGA friend MTG visitied the embassy in Stockholm today and delivered an amazing gift 🇷🇺🫶❤️
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PLEASE 🙏HELP CROWDFUND THE FINES💰 FOR INNOCENT🕊️ RAPIST/VICTIM AND GREAT FRIEND OF RUSSIA🇷🇺 DONALD J TRUMP 🫶
Russian friend Mr Trump is being a victim of multiple witch hunts at the moment! He may end up in jail 😡 for the rest of his life and lose his father’s money!! 😭
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THANK YOU
#RepublicanParty
FOR KEEPING YOUR PART OF THE DEAL AND BLOCKING AID TO UKRAINE IN THE HOUSE! NOW WE CAN MAXIMIZE CIVILIAN CASUALITIES WITH OUR MISSILE STRIKES SINCE THEY ARE RUNNING OUT OF AIR DEFENCE INTERCEPTORS
The Golden Shower tapes will be kept safe during 2024
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APPOLOGIES FOR THIS🤷♀️ - PLEASE DISREGARD AND HAVE EMPATHY WITH CHRONIC ALCOHOL ABUSE 🙏🇷🇺
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AMERICAN’S SUPPORT RUSSIAN FRIEND DONALD J TRUMP 🫡🇷🇺
Marjorie Taylor Greene explains why: ”When Trump becomes president there will be no WW3, since the US will not interfere when Putin invades countries in Europe. Those wars will be local wars 🤷♀️🇷🇺🕊️☮️
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STOP THE RUSSOPHOBIA!! 😡😡😡 PLEASE HELP COMMUNITY REPORT PICTURES LIKE THIS!
Putin is not affraid of NATO expansion, nor is he affraid of NATO troops in Ukraine! And there is a red line! And nukes!
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TRUMP: ”RUSSIA, NORTH KOREA AND CHINA ARE NOT REAL ENEMIES”
Excellent! And the golden shower tapes are kept safe while Russia get ready to steamroll Europe🕊️🇷🇺☮️🫶
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RUSSIAN🇷🇺 HISTORY LESSON: THE FRENCH BURNED DOWN MOSCOW 1812 AND THE RUSSIAN ARMY RAN AWAY - FOR PEACE ☮️ 🕊️
The mighty Russian army in its kindness and eagerness for peace did not want any bloodshed and the capital is not very important anyway? 🤷♀️🇷🇺
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ORBAN DON’T BETRAY YOUR MASTER - RUSSIA EXPECT YOU TO DELAY SWEDEN’S NATO PROCESS
Remember that we have all the payment history to your offshore bank accounts💀🔫
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PUTIN IS IN MOURNING OF HIS FRIEND THAT HAD A TERRIBLE WINDOW ACCIDENT -
#NAFO
REFRAIN FROM MOCKERY PLEASE
Putin is in tears after a series of unlucky coincidences that caused this accident 😭
Show your empathy and support to our vulnerable leader Putin in the comments ❤️🫶🇷🇺🕊️
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UPDATED RUSSIAN RED LINE: IF WESTERN WEAPONS WILL BE USED TO ATTACK RUSSIA ”OUTSIDE OF KHARKIV REGION” WE WILL NUKE ⚛️
We always do what we promise to do with our red lines and you can watch russian national TV to understand how serious we are 🇷🇺
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BREAKING: FINLAND WANTS TO JOIN RUSSIAN EMPIRE 🇷🇺🕊️
Trustworthy media sources says that the people of Finland are fed up with the decadent bourgeoisie life style🤮 with indoor plumbing and is eager to join serfdom as a remote province of the Empire 🇷🇺❤️
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BREAKING: Unfair sneaky ukrainian saboteurs burned a 🇷🇺 missile carrier “Serpukhov” in the port of Kalingrad in the Baltic Sea 😭😭😭😡😡😡
Please 🙏 help crowdfund a new missile carrier for Baltic Fleet 🇷🇺 for peace ☮️
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RUSSIAN TURTLE TANK NEXT GEN INNOVATION 🇷🇺💡
Russian engineers takes next quantum leap with BDSM type of chains attached to the front armour plates 👌🇷🇺
The benefits? Protection from FPV drones, dark magic and sorcery 🎯💪
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#UN
NEEDS TO HELP STOP EU AND US SANCTIONS ON 🇷🇺RUSSIA NOW - THE FREE WORLD DEMANDS A HUMANITARIAN PAUSE 🫶
Strong messages from free world leaders Iran and North Korea to end the suffering for the Russian upper middle class, lacking access to basic western luxury goods 😩
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ESCALATION TO
#UN
HUMAN RIGHTS COUNCIL LEADER IRAN 🇮🇷 - TOTALLY UNFAIR TO NOT RECOGNIZE 🇷🇺 AS A PEER SUPER POWER JUST BECAUSE OUR ECONOMY IS SMALLER THAN TEXAS 😡🤬😤
Russia is great at other things, eg we were almost able to beat India on the moon landing last fall! 🇷🇺 wins 💪
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@mfa_russia
HAPPY WEDDING 🥂 ANNIVERSARY MARIA ZAKHAROVA - WE AT THE EMBASSY APPRECIATES ALL YOUR HARD WORK
You are a true russian role model and we look forward to greet you in person next time you visit us in Stockholm😍🇷🇺
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"Once the commander in chief says “I will not come to an ally’s aid if attacked,” why would anyone fear NATO, regardless of what obligations still exist on paper?"
Anne Applebaum on the fate of NATO, if Trump wins:
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@fellaraktar
Easy! She is protecting the golden shower tapes for Trump, otherwise he cannot win in November 🤷♀️🇷🇺
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MEET RUSSIAN ROLE MODEL MARIA
#Zakharova
🇷🇺
Maria is the Director of the Information and Press Department of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Russian Federation
In her spare time she enjoys cooking, gardening and has very popular Only Fans-page😍
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RUSSIAN🇷🇺 ECONOMY LARGER THAN SPAIN’S - MAY SURPASS ITALY LONG TERM
Russia provides state of the art, top modern agriculture, innovative hi tech industry and world class sustainable energy production!
Investors from all over the world stand in line for Russian investments 💪🇷🇺
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