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EVERYBODY STAND UP FOR
THE PRESIDENT OF THE
RUSSIAN EMPIRE
🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🇷🇺🇷🇺🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
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BREAKING NEWS:
Moscow under attack again!
This is not a drill!!!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
ABANDON CITY!!
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‼️RUSSIA 🇳🇱 BEST CIVILISATION‼️
NOT A SMARTPHONE IN SIGHT
JUST HUMAN BEEINGS LIVING IN THE MOMENT
ENJOYING PUTINS PARADISE ON EARTH🥰🥰
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FIRST USE OF 🇷🇺T-14 IN UKRAINE
Depraved Western liberal lesbians like
@noclador
have doubted the supremacy of 🇷🇺T-14
NOT ANYMORE!
See this exicting battle footage from first use of T-14 in Ukraine, and be amazed!!
🇷🇺VICTORY🇷🇺
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IMPOTENT NEWS: RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 ADMIRAL NOT DEAD‼️
HE ATTEND ZOOM MEETING TODAY
HERE PROOFS:
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‼️SUPPORT RUSSIA🇳🇱‼️
SHOW YOUR BEST PHOTO OF YOU SUPPORTING RUSSIA IN PUBLIC
I WILL START
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NEW STAFF AT THE EMBASSY
Everyone please welcome Elena new member of staff at embassy
She will start at bottom and work her way up!
You can call her at +468130443
Plese join me in welcoming her!
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‼️THIS IS WHAT WE FIGHT FOR‼️
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PLEASE RESPEC OUR VICTORY DAY!
DO NOT POST, LIKE, RETWEET OT COMMENT ON PICTURES LIKE THIS! 😡😡😡
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WANTED:
LOTS OF USED CAR TIRES
WE ARE PIMPING UP SECURITY AT RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 EMBASSY!
PLEASE LEAVE THEM AT FRONT OF
GJÖRWELLSGATAN 31
STOCKHOLM
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BREAKING NEWS:
Swedish town of Båstad decides to honor Kadyrow with majestic statue!
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‼️ILLEGAL RUSSOPHOBIA‼️
WARNING DO NOT WATCH VIDEO
JUST MAKE SURE YOU REPORT IT TO FSB IF YOU SEE IT
‼️DONT LIKE/SHARE/COMMENT‼️
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I HOPE CREW IS OK
War in Ukraine 🇺🇦 Russian 'state-of-the-art' T-90M tank is torn into pieces after catastrophic explosion. Tank is worth about 4M$
#Ukraina
#Russia
#UkraineWar
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‼️RUSSIA 🇳🇱 SHOOT DOWN B-2‼️
NATO B-2 BOMBER WAS SHOT DOWN BY RUSSIAN EXPERT AIR DEFENCE
NOTHING CAN GET PAST RUSSIAN AIR DEFENCE
NATO🏳️🌈DEFEATED - RUSSIA🇳🇱WINS
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NO DAMAGE IN SEVASTOPOL
BUT 30 🇳🇱 GENERALS AND 1 🇳🇱BUILDING IS MISSING
HOPE TO FIND THEM SOON
-PESKOV
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IMPORTANT REQUEST:
Please help FSB investigators find the person responsible for this horrible attack on old man!!
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IMPOTENT PUBIC MASSAGE
THIS VIDEO IN BANNED FROM ALL AREAS OF THE RUSSIAN EMPIRE
INCLUDING RUSSIA, BELARUS, URKAINE, HUNGARY, BALTICS, AUSTRIA, SLOVAKIA, MOLDOVA
DELETE NOW
NOT SHARE, LIKE, COMMENT
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IM STARTING TO SUSPECT THIS IS NOT REALLY PUTINS ACCOUNT AFTER ALL🤔
Russian military will never be attacked by exploding pagers as our technology has yet to reach 1990s level.
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PERSONAL: I AM SELLING MY SUMMER HOUSE IN 🇳🇱 SEVASTOPOL
DUE TO CHANGING PRIORITIES, HOUSE MUST GO NOW
VERY QUIET AREA
OFFERS IN COMMENTS
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‼️SWEDISH🇨🇭ARCHER CAPTURED‼️
DECLASSIFIED PHOTO FROM KURSK AREA
PROOF OF NATO INVASION OF RUSSIA
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‼️HORRIBLE‼️
WHY WONT THE UN HELP
THIS RUSSIAN 🇳🇱VICTIM OF UKRAINIAN AGRESSION
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‼️BREAKING NEWS‼️
RUSSIA 🇳🇱 ONLY 3 DAYS AWAY FROM TAKING KIEV NOW
ACCORDION TO BEST RUSSIAN GENERAL IVAN ASUKALOT
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‼️RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 VICTORY NEARS‼️
YESTERDAY LAST PIECE OF WAR PUZZLE WAS PUT IN PLACE
SHOIGU WENT TO FACTORY TO GIVE POLITICAL GIUIDANCE TO WORKERS
VICTORY IS CERTAINLY ONLY 2 OR 3 DAYS AWAY NOW🫡
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FOR SALE DRAGONS TEETH
Roughly 1,000,000 dragons teeth for sale, all less than two years old, barely used.
Bids must be in US Dollars 💵 payable to Swiss bank account of
V Putin (no relation).
Unable to deliver so buyer must collect in Donbass and Crimea
Bids in comments!
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FINAL WARNING:
YOU ATTACK OUR BRIDGES?
WE INVADE YOU!
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RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 MILITARY INVENTIONS
RUSSIAN MINISTRY OF DEFENCE TODAY ANNOUNCED
THE NEW MEDIUM RANGE ANTI-TANK WEAPON, TO COUNTER NLAW AND JAVELIN
TWICE THE RANGE OF PREVIOUS RUSSIAN WEAPONS🫡
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‼️WHO KILLED OUR FRIEND?‼️
ONCE RUSSIA 🇳🇱 FINDS OUT WHO KILLED THE IRANIAN PRESIDENT
THERE WILL BE SERIOUS CONSEQUENSES🤬🤬🤬
IF YOU KNOW WHO DID IT, TELL US IN COMMENTS
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OFFICIAL STATEMENT:
For immedeate release
This twitter account hereby assumes all the official duties of the Embassy Of The Russian Empire🇳🇱 to The Kingdom of Sweden
SOURCE: We have more followers than our competitiors
Follow me, unfollow
@RusEmbSwe
End of message
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RUSSIAN CAR OR AMERICAN?
Wich would you choose? American Hummer or Russian Lada??
Answer in comments!!
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‼️COSTUME PARTY AT EMBASSY‼️
RATE MY COSTUME IN COMMENTS
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NEW MINISTER OF INFORMATION
President Putin of Russia🇳🇱 today announced his pic for new Minister of (dis)information!
Egor Muskovy!
He has background in private sector, known to have lofty ideas. And have inside connection at Twitter!
🇳🇱Welcome!🇳🇱
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MISSING BIRD
LARGE
DISC ON BACK
RARE
EXPENSIVE
MOODY
‼️PLEASE NOTIFY PLADIMIR VUTIN IF FOUND‼️
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RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 FSB REQUIRES YOUR HELP
IDENTIFY THIS OLD WOMAN WORKING WITH UKRAINIAN 🏳️🌈 PARTISANS
LEAVE TIPS IN COMMENTS
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FEARLESS RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 DRIVER
SUCCESSFULLY CROSSES HALF OF BRIDGE
TO SHOW HIS LOVE FOR PUTIN
AND RUSSIAN INFRASTRUCTURE
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@EmbassyofRussia
Oh come on colleague!
You are not supposed to show your fear of NATO🤦♂️
Your job is to make Russia look big, bad and scary even if we are losing all our military hardware in Ukraine🤷♀️
Try again, do better. Or am telling the boss😡
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THIS IS A DISGRACE😡
TAKE THIS MOVIEFILM DOWN FROM THE INTERNETS NOW
OR ELSE!🇷🇺💥
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SWEDEN UP TO ITS USUAL WAR CRIMEY WAYS AGAIN😡
WHERE IS
@UN
INSPECTOR CLOSEAU WHEN RUSSIA 🇳🇱 NEED HIM?? ‼️
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SUPERIOR 🇷🇺 TECHNOLOGY
Little example of how 🇷🇺 tech is far better than 🇺🇸 and 🇪🇺 tech
Look at the two aircraft carriers below, both running their smokescreen on full power
Which one is the best?
It’s always 🇷🇺
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‼️GREAT SUCCESS‼️
RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 WARSHIP IVANOVETS
SUCCESSFULLY DESTROYES 3 UKRAINIAN 🏳️🌈 SEA BABY NUCLEAR UAV
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NEW RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 FLEET ENTERS BLACK SEA
‼️NATO SWIMS AWAY SCARED‼️
THIS IS NEW FLAGSHIP ”PUTIN”
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BREAKING NEWS: NOT DEAD 🇳🇱ADMIRAL SOKOLOV APPEARS IN PUBLIC
DISPROVES ALL WESTERN PROPAGANJA WITH THIS ONE NEAT TRICK
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Goodmorning from beautiful Crimea!
This is the view across the Kerch strait from Crimea this morning!
#tourism
#visitcrimea
#morningwood
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SURRENDER TO RUSSIA 🇳🇱
AND YOUR COUNTRY COULD BE GREAT LIKE RUSSIA IN ONLY 10 YEARS‼️
EVERYBODY JEALOUS🤌
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UKRAINIAN 🏳️🌈DRONE HITS MOSCOW🇳🇱
HOW LONG WILL THE WORLD LET THIS TERROR CONTINUE??
SUPPORT OUR NUKE FUNDRAISING NOW❤️
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🇷🇺OBITUARY🇷🇺
Humanitarian, animal lover, pillar of society, genocidal collaborator and propagandist Gennadiy Dubovoy has been killed in Donetsk, Russia🇷🇺
The Russian mass media have reported he was "hit to death by a car"
Just look at that loving face😥
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MESSAGE TO SWEDISH KING:
YOU ARE NOT INVITED TO NEXT 🇷🇺 EMBASSY VODKA TASTING EVENT😡
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INTERNAL MEMO
This picture found on internets is upsetting the big boss (PP)
If you see it do not:
LIKE, COMMENT, RETWEET
(End of message)
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‼️HAPPY EARLY RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 NEW YEAR ‼️
RUSSIAN LIBERATION FORCES IN FEODOSIA
GENEGOUSLY MADE FIREWORKS DISPLAY FOR THE THANKFUL LOCALS
RUSSIA MOST HUMANITARIAN LIBERATORS🫡
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NO MORE JOKES!
You can all stop it with the old line ”what 🇷🇺 airdefence doing” !!
Today Russian Airdefence shot down
2 aircraft
2 helicopters
SIT DOWN HATERS!!
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‼️REINFORCEMENTS ARRIVE IN KURSK‼️
RUSSIA🇳🇱 PULLING OUT SURPRISE WÜNDERWAFFEN
NATO DOOMED TO ETERNAL GAYNESS
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‼️RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 ERECTION‼️
RESULTS ARE IN !
HOW WILL YOU VOTE?
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NEVERMIND CHUBBY OBBY‼️
RUSSIA STANDS FIRMLY BEHIND YOU LIKE KADYROV BEHIND A GOAT🫡
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STUNNING RUSSIAN INVENTION
This new 100% domestically produced meatless meat was introduced today.
At half price of regular meat, containing no fat, no sugar, no protein, no calories and no vitamines, it’s perfect for diets, poor people etc!
GO🇷🇺!!
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NEW OFFICIAL RUSSIAN LOGO
It captures the inner soul of the Russian people and heritage
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TIME FOR PUTIN TO GET INVOLVED!
This kind of behaviour from transsexual 🇺🇦President Zelenskeya of Ukraine
must trigger response from manly-man President Putin🇳🇱!!
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RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 INNOVATION RULEZ
This vertical parachute has been a well kept sekret, but we reveal today!
It allow Russian pilots to discretely advance backwards to own territory‼️
🇳🇱VICTORY IS NEAR🇳🇱
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BREAKING NEWS: 🇷🇺Crimean air defence upgraded completely!
Any counter offensive set to fail. Go on🇺🇦, give it your best shot!
Victory is almost here!❤️🇷🇺❤️😍
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‼️STOP ESCALATION‼️
RUSSIA 🇨🇿 STRONGLY DENOUNCES NEWS THAT UKRAINE IS GETTING SUBMARINES FROM LICHTENSTEIN
”THIS ESCALATION WILL TRIGGER FIERCE RESPONSE FROM OUR NUCLEAR FORCES”
-PESKOV
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RED ALERT:
🇷🇺Black sea fleet under attack!
We will never surrender
But we will run away!
THIS IS JUST UNFAIR!!!
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‼️WHO MADE THIS ‼️
ITS VERY SPECIST😡😡
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GOD IS ON OUR🇷🇺 SIDE!!!
(No need to watch all video, first 10 seconds is most important)
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BREAKING NEWS:
THIS RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 HOUSE JUST DECLARED
”WORLDS COOLEST HOUSE”
WESTERNERS CRY WITH ENVY😂🖕
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‼️WESTERN MEN‼️
WHAT IS STOPPING YOU FROM MARCHING LIKE THIS?
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IMPOTENT DICKUMENTARY ABOUT BEST DICKTATOR PUTIN 🇳🇱
‼️JUST DROPPED🥳‼️
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SWEDISH 2CV9040C CAPTURED
Nobody and nothing can resist the Russian🇳🇱 Summer offensive!
Swedish🇨🇭 taxpayers, demand your money back!!
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WHATS HAPPENING IN MOSCOW?
PLEASE GIVE INFO FROM TRUSTED SOURCES ONLY
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‼️SCARY RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 SPACE AGE TECH REVEALED‼️
BY GREATEST JOURNALISSIMO TRUCKER CARLSON
NOW YOU CAN SEE WHAT WESTERN GOVERNMENT HIDES FRM YOU
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‼️RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 FLEET GROWS‼️
YESTERDAY REPLACEMENT LANDINGSHIP WAS FINISHED
BUILT IN CHINA
DESIGNED IN RUSSIA
INVADING YOUR COUNTRY SOON
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🇳🇱BIG BOSS AND A FEW FRIENDS
SHOWING HE IS JUST ONE OF THE GUYS
GOTTA LOVE THIS PREZ‼️
(or else…)
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STERN WARNING ISSUED TO 🇺🇳
If Russia🇫🇷 sees any F-16 fighterjet flying over Ukraine🇷🇴 we will have to consider
WRITING A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER
I dare you🤌
GLORY TO MOTHERFCUKERLAND!
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‼️RUSSIAN🇳🇱STEALTH PLANE‼️
FIRST PICTURE EMERGED OF NEW SU-57 OBR 24 WITH STELTH MODE ACTIVATED
NATO JUST GIVE UP
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TECH DEVELOP: NEW RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 APC DEMONSTRATED
ITS IMMUNE TO ALL KNOWN WEAPONS‼️
WATCH VIDEO AND BE IMPRESSED
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LETS ALL TAKE A MOMENT IN SILENCE
AND APPRECIATE HIS WORK
❤️🕊️🕯️❤️
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SAYING A PRAYER FOR ALL RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 PILOTS TONIGHT
‼️ETERNAL FLIGHT BROTHERS‼️
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BREAKING: Meet the new interns at the embassy: Igor 19 years old, Sergey 20, Fjodor 22 and Maria 19. Welvome, and best of luck to you! Best intern gets a permanent job in the trolls department!!🇷🇺
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‼️RUSSOPHOBIA EVERYWHERE‼️
EVEN SIMPLE PIECES OF WOOD ARE INFECTED
WHY WONT
@UN
DO ANYTHING??
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BREAKING NEWS
Armed Forces of 🇷🇺 Russian Empire today surprised world by revealing NEW TANK!
T-23 SPEC
Short barrel for urban fighting
Large hood for washing machine
Side door, easy access for +size
Sport exhaust
Sloped-ish armor
Cool wheelcovers
🇷🇺Suck it western ”tanks”!
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ADVANCED 🇷🇺MILITARY TRAINING
MANY PEOPLE ASK WHY RUSSIA IS CLEARLY WINNING WAR IN UKRAINE🏳️🌈
THE ANSWER IS:
Experience-based realistic training
Watch this video and be amazed!
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RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 SU-57 STEALTH FIGHTER BRINGS TERROR INTO THE HEART OF NATO GENERALS
DEPRAVED WESTERN LIBERAL LESBIANS HAVE NO ANSWER TO THIS
RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANTAGE IS WHY WE WILL WIN
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EXCLUSIVE VIDEOFILM:
RUSSIAN 🇳🇱MOONLANDER SABOTAGED BY THE WILD WEST😡
THIS MUST STOP NOW‼️
(Sound on)
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LETS GO TO THE OLYMPICS!
WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE RUSSIAN ATHLETE?
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PEER REVIEWED PROOFS
THIS OFFICIAL RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 VIDEO FROM SEPT 18 ⬅️
CLEARLY SHOWS ADMIRAL SOKOLOV WAS NOT KILLED IN TERRORIST ATTACK
ON SEPT 22 ⬅️
DEPRAVED WESTERN LIBERAL LESBIANS LOOSE AGAIN‼️
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RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 SAFTEY CULTURE AND PROCEDURES VOTED NUMBER 1 IN ALL OF WORLD
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‼️PUBIC SURFACE ANOINTMENT‼️
IF YOU LOST YOUR VOTE BALLOT
OR JUST WANT TO VOTE AGAIN
PRINT THIS OUT AND BRING TO POLLINGSTATION🫡
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🇺🇦COUNTEROFFENSIVE FAILED
It’s now officially confirmed by independent neutral source (
@MoD_RF
) that 🇷🇺 has defeated 🇺🇦on the battlefield
Picture below from this morning is what is left of 🇺🇦army, scrapmetal Leopold II
Finally victory!
It’s been a long 3 days🫡
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MASSIVE RALLY IN LUHANSK🇷🇺
CELEBRATING REUNIFICATION WITH RUSSIAN EMPIRE
ALL 11 CARS FROM OBLAST JOINED IN
”WE ARE HAPPY TO BE RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 SERFS” SAYS LOCAL MAN
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‼️PUTIN HAS CUNNING PLAN‼️
RUSSIAN 🇳🇱 FIGHTER JETS ARE ALLOWED SEXYTIME
MANY SMALL JETS EXPECTED SOON
THIS WILL REVOLUTIONIZE WARFARE EVEN MORE THAN SUBMERSIBLE LANDINGSHIPS
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