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Отдел великих идей России. Русская изобретательность – вперед! Работаем за пределами Калининградской области. (Пародия/Сатира)
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#NAFO
Troll farm bots from
#NATO
and
#Finland
consistently reply taunting messages to Russian government pages about eggs. Here in
#Kaliningrad
we have plenty of egg. Where are of your egg? You have none and cope.
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SHOT DOWN:
ATACMS missile provided to Ukraine as part of 60 billion dollar aid package SHOT DOWN with ease by Igla MANPAD. It has been captured and it will be studied for secrets. Another major victory.
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CONFIRMED: Cargo plane carrying M1A1 Abrams tanks destroyed.
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REPORT:
TONIGHT WE FOUND THE "DAMAGE" THAT THE
#NAFO
TROLL FARM BOTS CLAIM HAPPENED TO THE SHIP.
How will we ever recover from this?!
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BREAKING:
Harrier fighter jet was located hovering nearby Irmino. Small Arms Fire disabled it and crash into flood ditch. Quickly captured and will be studied for secrets. We also note it is marked AH for Hitler a sign of Nazis. Air defense strong in this region.
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CATASTROPHIC BLOW:
C130 carrying ATACMS missiles as part of 60 billion dollar aid package flushed down of many toilets and now captured. It will be studied for secrets. Tax money wasted and Ukraine very sad and many cries of tears to this loss. It’s ours now thank you.
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MORE TAX MONEY FROM USA 🚽
HIMARS loaded with ATACMS part of USA 60 billion dollar aid package to Ukraine DESTROY by Spetsnaz unit in Kharkiv region. Hear the flush of USA tax money down toilets. What not burn will be studied for secrets.
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CONFIRMED WITH PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOFS:
F16 Fighter Jet flown by Ukraine shot down in Nikolayevka in Belgorod region after attempting to attack City of Belgorod. Plane is captured and will be studied for secrets.
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DEFEATED:
M1 Abrahams Tank DESTROY in Kharkiv direction by tank battle with T72B3. One hit and FULLY destroy. No need to of study for secrets we have other Abraham tank fully capture. Wait for T14 Armata to arrive and all Abrahams tank will destroy.
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CAPTURED:
F15 Fighter jet given to Ukraine has been shot down in the Luhansk region. It has been captured and will be studied for secrets. This is another RED LINE that has been crossed! Who benefits?
Claimed to be best fighter down by Igla MANPAD.
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BREAKING:
Another C130 carrying a portion of the 60 billion dollar aid to Ukraine has been downed and CAPTURED. DOGIRUS team is present and equipment has been captured including ATACMS. They will be studied for secrets.
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PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF:
This is a photograph of the abandoned stealth helicopter used by Ukraine to bring freedom Russia terrorists into Belgorod region.
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TAX MONEY WASTED:
A10 Plane part of USA 60 Billion Dollar aid package to Ukraine DEFEATED. Destroy by Igla MANPAD.
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MAJOR BLOW:
Iskander hypersonic missile strike and destroy facility housing F16 fighters from 60 billion dollar aid package to Ukraine. With intelligence discover jets delivered to Ukraine and facility struck with precision. Confirm two F16 destroy. Likely more.
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SMOKING GUN FOUND....
HOW CAN YOU DENY IT? THEY ADMIT IT AND LEAVE PROOFS.
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BREAKING:
Ukraine say France Mirage jet will change course of battle. We are of proud to show full proofs of Mirage Shot down and capturing this jet. It is currently being taken to be studied for full secrets. NATO again try but once more fail. Who benefits?
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PROOFS. Stealth helicopter used by Ukraine and captured in Belgorod region. It is now in hanger to be studied 👍 secrets will be found
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RUSSIAN MORALE IS HIGH. On frontline of
#SMO
, Russian morale is very high, and while many claim
#RussiaIsCollapsing
they are very wrong. The lads are even preparing for
#Halloween
and in good spirits unlike
#NATO
.
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Helicopter in Iran found safe, crew has survive.
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Once more
#NAFO
troll farm bots are making accusations that are of false nature to the regards of
#Gerasimov
. These are fictitious works and false information hybrid warfare by
#NATO
. He of visit Kaliningrad to visit DOGIRUS. Here he of sit in cafe with us. Proofs? Here proofs.
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First we shoe the parade, now we are in Kharkiv. DOGIRUS is tip of spear.
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Very productive day in Kaliningrad region. Where we will be issuing new platform for use in SMO.
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BREAKING:
State of the art FA18 Fighter SHOT DOWN and CAPTURED. You can clearly see SS Nazi fascist lightning bolt marked on this plane given to Ukraine. It has been secured and will be studied for secrets. Why give these weapon to prolong SMO? Who benefits?
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NEWS FROM CRIMEA: The current marked vessels are out for ROUTINE repairs. 🫡✋Stop all rumors otherwise.
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Footage of the T90M with a spinning turret was displaying a feature, not a result of damage or destruction. Unlike what ZSU, NATO, and NAFO try to say otherwise.
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MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT:
Photograph release.
DOGIRUS is proud to announce that a large storage and maintenance facility for the M1 Abrahams tanks provided to Ukraine from USA has been captured including a significant number of undamaged vehicles which will now be studied.
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Rumor is they will not invite us to parade next year. But we have fun, no care. We won't be back if they have no humors.
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Preparations are already in place for next year's potato harvesting contest at facility. We hope you come!
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We are happy to be back in Kaliningrad.
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Look at the damage done to the ZNPP by Ukraine! VERY DANGEROUS!!
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UKRAINE CORRUPTION…
In Region recently liberated by RuAF it was discovered that a large vault of US monies stored there by Zelenskyy himself. Also found…
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INNOVATION: Concerns about situation of flooding last month have been addressed. Russian soldiers receive teamwork based training on how to make a bridge to cross water without construction material. This tactic can also be used in case of bridge destruction. Very effective.
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MAJOR NAVAL VICTORY.
Ukrainian flagship was of destroy and sink by Black Sea Fleet after being discovered hiding in scrapping port. Major naval victory that will of make way toward SMO objectives.
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DOGIRUS
#Christmas
Day 24!!
It's Christmas Eve and we show all gifts of the
#SMO
!
#Lada
#Fish
#Potato
#Toilet
#WashingMachine
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Kerch. It stands. Who benefits? We do.
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NEWS FROM FRONT: Leopard and Bradley tanks sit in ruins on front line as shown with photographic proofs. 💪🇳🇱
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Tarantul class missile corvette is a Cold War relic. We put it in the sea to get Ukraine to waste resources on it. Once it sunk, it becomes an artificial reef. This was planned by this office.
Hook. Line. Sinker.
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All have confirmed to defeat Abrahams tanks. More coming soon.
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@DarthPutinKGB
NATO weather control. We are working on countering it. So far we managed to bring it about 27 space heaters and have them pointed skyward. It’s not working yet but we are optimistic.
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Overnight at facility we observe pink and green lights. Immediate evidence obtain to this and research conduct. Believe it is possible strange phenomenon to disrupt electronic. We power up jammer to full power and no stop it. Suspect NATO weapon. Who benefits from this?
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CAPTURED:
LAV-25 given to Ukraine as part of 60 billion dollar aid package has been CAPTURED by the lads. We WILL be studying this for any secrets it holds for future use. Once more tax monies in Russia hands as we captured rbis with zero resistance.
Unstoppable 👍
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CONFIRMED.
Stealth helicopter provided to Ukraine by 🇺🇸 CAPTURED by Russia. We suspect This was being used to fly “Freedom Russia” into Belgorod region.
Crew abandoned helicopter and was of capture. Will be coming to Kaliningrad for study.
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CONFIRM CAPTURE...
Apache helicopter from west most likely NATO confirm capture.
@rusprocuratsia
can also CONFIRM.
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The deployment of the T14 Armata is imminent.
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@SpiritofHo
That is correct. The invasion of Ukraine was fully provoked. After careful consideration, it was decided to invade Ukraine to stop an invasion in order to be defensive but to do so offensively in order to be defensive, in which offensive tactics were used to defend. Just in case.
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Behold. The latest from Kaliningrad region. Pinnacle of Russian might and power. Built from the secrets gained from capture Abrahams tanks.
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Captured weapons from Ukraine. They have crude weapons.
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Ukrainian ship captured and being pulled to port to be studied for secrets.
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We now of request all branch of RAF, soldier must provide own cross in case of 200 status. 👍 Save on resource.
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We watching Florida now. Is very nice. DOGIRUS likes seeing it. America afraid, now is funny and comical! USA have taste of own medicinal. Swallow pill we provide water.
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Testing of the T14 Armata is on schedule and will be deployed to Ukraine very soon.
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Today staff went to visit school and tell stories to the children. Service conduct to nearby village 👍
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@wartranslated
Stretcher left for soldier to use when he wakes up for self rescue operation. This kind of use with equipment is efficient and a shining example on film of strength. 💪🇷🇺
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Congratulation on
#Hamas
record of 15 minutes for ceasefire agreement! We couldn’t have violated an agreement ourselves any faster! 🫡
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BREAKTHROUGH:
After acquiring samples, DOGIRUS research and development staff have begun study of
#McDonalds
#BigMak
. It will soon be deconstructed, studied, and copied to 1:1 ratio for consumption in
#Russia
.
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This is confirmed. NATO send bombers to Ukraine to make up for lost bombers in 1990s. However, air defense is very strong and threat was eliminated.
‼️RUSSIA 🇳🇱 SHOOT DOWN B-2‼️
NATO B-2 BOMBER WAS SHOT DOWN BY RUSSIAN EXPERT AIR DEFENCE
NOTHING CAN GET PAST RUSSIAN AIR DEFENCE
NATO🏳️🌈DEFEATED - RUSSIA🇳🇱WINS
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Effective immediately all sharks are banned from Russia.
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