Brad-Sus Fires Expert
@DeptOfSusFires
Followers
8,117
Following
2,351
Media
3,838
Statuses
26,112
Diabolical Yankee. We put the Blast™️ in Oblast©.
Your Walls
Joined September 2013
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
and more
• 1792303 Tweets
LINGORM PANTENE TRIP
• 639212 Tweets
Bruno Mars
• 501282 Tweets
#ROSÉ_BRUNO_APT
• 235061 Tweets
Al Smith
• 142124 Tweets
APT OUT NOW
• 136472 Tweets
Corinthians
• 131385 Tweets
Flamengo
• 131332 Tweets
Saints
• 91448 Tweets
Yankees
• 90801 Tweets
#Happy20thFOTFOT
• 81589 Tweets
Schumer
• 72088 Tweets
CONGRATS CL IG1M400K
• 71242 Tweets
Broncos
• 44092 Tweets
Cleveland
• 40911 Tweets
Allan
• 35959 Tweets
#NuNewJapanDebut
• 30161 Tweets
対象作品
• 23156 Tweets
San Marcos
• 22766 Tweets
Patrick New Single
• 21599 Tweets
NUNEW DEBUT IN JAPAN
• 19700 Tweets
超電ブレイカー
• 19272 Tweets
Ganso
• 19232 Tweets
David Fry
• 18573 Tweets
Big Christmas
• 15693 Tweets
Mookie
• 15641 Tweets
Bo Nix
• 15591 Tweets
Lakers
• 14849 Tweets
Rattler
• 13824 Tweets
集英社秋マンガチャ開催
• 12094 Tweets
ミミッキュ
• 11762 Tweets
Dennis Allen
• 11495 Tweets
Kamara
• 10342 Tweets
フラワー
• 10061 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
This blew up.
1
0
6
Poland: Let’s let Ukraine in NATO and give ruZZia 24 hours to leave. They are not fucking around.
81
360
3K
The regional KGB headquarters in Arkhangelsk suffered a major fire and was almost completely destroyed. Shortly after, a man called looking for help.
“I’m sorry, we can’t do anything,” said the receptionist. “The KGB has burnt down.”
Five minutes later, the receptionist
51
158
2K
@charliekirk11
Sorry my black friends and I like hanging out to celebrate the fact 60 years ago we couldn’t even eat dinner at a restaurant together. And really sorry you’re such a miserable, pathetic human.
8
19
2K
Vatniks: compose 7 page intel report on nafo.
Nafo:
112
270
2K
Weren’t they calling us unemployed teenage virgins like a month ago?
138
37
1K
Non-Russians with camels showing you how easy it is to not die while owning one
42
88
950
If you’re anti-Ukraine, you’re Anti-American. Full stop. Ukraine is defending and protecting the free world.
37
135
907
@FreeStateWill
If you’re posting your case is dismissed in lieu of a pending trial, that means you took a deal 😂
And if you’re actually going to trial, I feel so bad for your lawyer.
17
9
940
@FreeStateWill
You can tell me I don’t know how to spell “judiciary” as far as I’m concerned. You’re posturing for a plea deal. I know it, you know it, everyone who isn’t stupid knows it.
13
10
874
@RoosterJones9
@FightMate
Lmao how come anyone with a skin shade darker than three makes russian incels try to recycle 40 year old jokes.
16
2
761
NAFO is a scalable social entity responsible for dismantling western consumption of authoritarian influence: let that sink in. A group of free people collectively hijacked a state sponsored attempt to destroy democracy- for fun.
55
140
684
LIEUTENANT DIRECTOR SEYMEN KHUM OF RUSSIA HAS REPORTED ALL RUSSIAN NUCLEAR WARHEADS ARE ALL IMMOBILE DUE TO A FAILURE TO MAINTAIN STOCKPILES. HIGHLIGHTS WHY PUTIN CAN ONLY THREATEN THE USE OF A “POTENTIAL” NUCLEAR BOMB… This is it lads. Rally the fucking geese.
110
93
612
North American Nafo Regiment must rise. I’m talkin Canada to Mexico. Let’s light this candle.
92
66
567
Guys. I can do community notes now.
I have risen.
59
25
551
@phreespeech
@FreeStateWill
His brother, Michael. Looks like he’ll play the “it was all Michael not me” and they’ll both blame someone else to plead to misdemeanors.
17
22
568
15 Domestic class f-35 fighters are expected to touch down soon in Ukraine from a privately financed source anticipated to be Bill Gates.
This is in addition to the 250 M1
Abrams tanks and 900 Bradley IFVs near the city of Nenatsk for the upcoming Ukrainian counter-offensive.
99
41
468
Does anyone even see my tweets anymore or should I turn this dagistan and поні show out to pasture?
79
29
470
The losing side (russia) gets real mad when you mention Poland destroying russia. Rt to remind them
28
133
450
People pretending they can sue NAFO is the highlight of my career.
44
33
433
Quit complaining some fellas don’t follow back. I do, but several of my faves haven’t ever followed me and I love them. Ukraine. Ukraine winning. That’s our focus.
40
34
415
@mossrobeson__
@Kama_Kamilia
I’m a Jew who’s family fled Denmark. I laughed. If he hates Jews he atoned for it, we forgive. The Russians call me a nazi. I’m more worried about Russia replicating the genocide that almost wiped out my entire family than an edgelord CSgo comment.
30
13
398
Віталій Скакун Володимирович, A hero of Kherson. When he placed mines on a bridge to stop the Russian advances, he realized there was no time left to spare; so he made the ultimate decision to save thousands of lives. Слава Героям.
31
78
399
@RealScottRitter
@BrianGr28212234
Damn that’s crazy anyway why do you commit sex crimes against children?
0
14
373
Name their Band
I’ll start
The Dropkick Khuilos
270
36
341
I consider myself a NAFO influencer (self appointed). Now who wants to see my titties so we can send razor scooters to snipers in Luhansk and call ourselves pirates?
50
12
357
What side are you on? Rt after voting.
Ukraine
2782
Russia
89
30
421
334
Hard day in the bio lab fellas. We lost a Lotta good pigeons. Post memes to lift the mood.
88
19
333
Just explained NAFO to my boomer Republican dad and he thinks it’s badass. Win.
9
6
307
Breaking from the frontline of Kherson
#OSINT
reports, troop positions are shifting and things seem uncertain: but here’s what we know: 🧵
35
58
308
American fellas: I’m sorry but the maga wing of the right and and the tankie wing on the left always agree. It’s time we make their shit look ridiculous all the time. The fact people oppose Ukrainian support is insane to me.
34
28
314
@_rathbone
Watching a 50 year old try to be relatable to the internet was hilarious until you whipped out the trash espresso machine and drew up a black rock diagram.
It’s so massively boomery
3
2
322
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Why did Ukraine have to launch an anti-air missile in that region, Donny Jr.?
8
2
304
If you want me to follow you
1: say Crimea is Ukraine
2: post your darkest anti-russian meme. No ban-worthy shit. Unless 👉👈
195
23
293
I’m not pro Biden at all. But if you think I’m voting for boomer Cheeto dust drump yall got me completely messed up LMAO
17
42
300
If you’re American talking about civil war fuck all the way off 😂
39
11
291
A10s to Bakhmut-now.
Listen to these things rip. (Afghanistan 2019)
47
17
279
Ukraine isn’t a sports team to win because you like them. They’re human beings that deserve dignity, humanity, and most importantly sovereignty. That’s why they will win.
3
51
278
I read the indictments today, in full. (Well really I started last week but I finished today).
I was very skeptical but kept an open mind.
Wow. This will outshine watergate and rival the civil war as America’s darkest day for the republic.
Trump should be in jail forever.
37
48
288
Fake Fellas Megathread; how you can can avoid being a litmus test in a psyop campaign; brought to you by your favorite paranoid fire starter, Brad (or Ben if it’s Bensday).
21
64
252
“The they/them army can’t win”
The they/them army:
21
22
263
See a fella, follow a fella time. Post your best memes. I’ll go first.
144
29
262
Why is there absolutely zero live footage of putin from the past 3 months?
35
32
258
These new vegan chicken tenders smell fucking weird man.
42
11
242
We debated the specifics of ISIS, Iraq, Afghanistan, Bush, Obama and the result was; this is the first time we’ve backed a country that WANTS our help. And we need to step up. Anyway, I’m really glad for an open-minded friend 5/5.
24
13
256
One of my favorite NAFO fellas told me I was appreciated today. I post a lot of tandem facts and seek out vats on my burner account and this one to stop nonsense. I want to seriously say the group of people from all over I’ve met here has been the most cultured, intelligent & 1/x
15
15
241
@saintjavelin
This guy knew they were making him dig his own grave, hits the cigarette and when cringelord200 says “record him” goes “Glory to Ukraine”
Be Free or Die on your feet. Glory to this man, his family, his friends, and his badass spirit.
4
14
251
Had some “drama” today. Dmd the fellas involved. Talked, fella to fella. I apologized. They apologized. We’re good now. And we didn’t bash each other on Main. Be a decent fella. Love y’all.
20
10
234
First of all I cannot believe I’m being censored.
53
7
221
Damn this post really blowin up
🕯Today Daria "Dasha" Dugina may have turned 30...
0
226
1K
38
10
222
I am quitting nicotine and holy fuck am I the meanest human being on earth right now. I can’t talk to anyone without going off the rails. Yucky
81
5
222
GUYS I WAS JOKING ABOUT THE
#NAFOgate
AT HQ QUIT TELLING THE GUARDS AT GATE 6 LIGMA IS THE PASSWORD.
Now everyone’s posting about it. Great. Another unpaid suspension.
19
10
213
Hello all, announcing a new fundraiser. We will be buying new teslas for UA sniper pirates with mounted cannons and cold-forged body armor. Donate to the Georgian Legion to learn more. First $100 single donation I’ll post my titties.
34
17
210
Okay all, let’s organize the tourney.
First category: Best Self-Own.
We will be qualifying vatniks and the highest liked will be added to a voting tournament where we crown an honorary pro-NAFO vatnik as King/Queen of the Self Own. Submit Screenshot below. I’ll start.
20
17
221
NAFO is what happens when everyone who voted for Boaty McBoatface finds each other Online
16
17
213
Hey all, I’m keeping this account and basically verifying who I am and paying eight dollars a month to combat nonsense. I will still be in NAFO so long as I am still welcome (which I highly believe I will - rock on). So if you see some weird changes, don’t think I’m shilling. 🤘🏼
27
7
203
You get to say 5 words to Putin’s face, on record at The Hague.
What are they?
322
17
200
For $69 I’ll drop you in the Potomac where we can explore abandoned handguns and hypodermic needles.
23
18
200
These two absolutely Chad operators named Fuque and Hoff downed 32 infantry and 10 artillery. After filleting the vlatniks, Bob catered the wedding shortly after. Their wedding song was the Dark Side of the Sun.
2
7
195
Tag your favorite fella best friend and why you joined NAFO. Slava Ukraini.
76
13
196
Opsec time. Go to you lists. Go to the creator of the list. Block and Unblock them. Congrats, you are now off list.
15
36
195
From initial reports, it looks like it may be confirmed these hypersonic dildo rainbow missiles are working
3
15
196
Key intelligence leaders are combing through available intel
7
29
202
X is a shit tribe of Russian apologists.
I swim in the shit.
I have become worse than it could imagine.
27
9
203
Real 🧵
Tonight, at the bar, my friend was talking about how much $$$ the US spends on Ukraine. Mind you, I’m right wing: like really right wing (one of the few in Nafo) but someone who believes the constitution applies to ALL citizens like most of NAFO. This guy is the same.1/x
32
26
198
Huge if true. American fascists hate this one simple trick.
16
29
183
all, stop engaging with Tracey, Kobykocwhatever, and the outrage alpha male senators. They are skimming data to track network behavior. That’s their tactic.
24
37
182
Bottom line. It’s not “I’m here for Ukraine” it’s “We are here for Ukraine”. We aren’t compulsory conscripts or paid actors. We’re doctors, Lawyers, scientists, tradespeople, mil, civ, teachers, the list is endless. We bonk nonsense. You keep trying to beat us. You can’t.
16
31
187
If you ever wanna take any part of Russian Rhetoric seriously, just remember that there are Russian soldiers that will never come home because NAFO paid to write Super Bonk 9000 on a fucking tank
10
18
171
@GarandThumb1
Reloading is weird, ejection port by face is weird, cost is high, trigger feels like holding a full grocery bag up with one finger, and it looks dumb.
7
1
186
