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Guys, how are you blackpilling right now?
“Behold, how good and pleasant it is when brothers dwell in unity!”
Psalm 133:1
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America was never papist😂
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Then Zionism is sin.
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@BlodauTW
No you’re not, there is no such thing as a female priest. You should be ashamed of yourself. Please repent of your sin and receive the forgiveness that Christ offers.
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@YoungAtheist0
Dear world history,
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Dear evolution,
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Sincerely,
Hypocrisy
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This just in: Nobody took the Bible seriously for 1800 years.
Every solid believer that takes the Bible seriously is a premillenial dispensationalist.
Sorry not sorry
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All of our guys: “Are you Trinitarian?”
@gavinortlund
: “Yes.”
“Are you a WASP?”
“Yes.”
“Reformed?”
“Yes.”
“Biblical inerrancy?”
“Absolutely.”
“Against abortion and homosexuality?”
“Of course.”
“Support male-only eldership?”
“Definitely.”
“Climate change is a lie?”
“Eh, I
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“Jesus can’t be ruling because my society is a dumpster fire!!!”
My friend, He rules with a rod of iron. I’d love to ask: what do you think a nation will look like when He strikes it?
Mr. Postmill and Amill, how is Jesus ruling the nations with a rod of iron at this time?
I would like an answer.
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Okay I know I’ll get eaten alive for this… but Hillsong has some bangers
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A random nation founded under the name of “Israel” has nothing to do with God’s promises to His people, the seed of Abraham. Christ is the true Israel. We are the true seed of Abraham.
If Christian’s would just believe God and take His promises seriously, then all of them would support Israel as a nation state.
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@HwsEleutheroi
@Eric_Conn
This is the least disappointing thing I’ve heard all day. God bless both of you,
@HwsEleutheroi
and
@Eric_Conn
. Great, godly men.
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@farmingandJesus
Wow… that’s truly shocking.
I wish they wouldn’t use such vague and unbiblical language. If it was adultery, they should call it what it is. All this does is encourage gossip in the grey area.
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Guys… are we so back or what?!?!
(The very day after I hit 1K)
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They shouldn’t.
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@lutherananswers
@Calvy_Pressup
I think the point was “Neither candidate will give us abolition, but I love my own children enough that I will vote for the candidate that will better keep them safe.” Men like
@ADRoblesMedia
or
@rightresponsem
who have been talking about Christians being duty-bound to care more
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Cool… so who gets to interpret the church?
The Catholic Church™️ is the ONLY institution capable of infallibly interpreting the Holy Scriptures🇻🇦🕊️
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@KeneAkers
When were you personally enslaved? For how long?
What other black person alive was enslaved longer than they were free?
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Reformed Baptists… why are y’all letting a Methodist be more based than you?
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One story.
Of Israel. Of the Church. The same thing: God’s covenant people.
The Church is the fulfillment of Israel.
Believing otherwise would mean the Bible tells TWO stories. One of Israel, one of the Church. Does
@MalcangiSarah
not see the utter cognitive dissonance here?
This is why Replacement Theology has NO truth to it. The Bible is one story and has to be viewed with everything in mind.
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@YoungAtheist0
By what standard? You sinned against Him, and He has no obligation to save you.
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Now replace this with "girls," and watch the angry feminists rage.
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@_melinaed_
It could just be me but I feel like a lot of high-IQ guys that I talk to are more socially competent and genuine than guys who are mid-to-low-IQ. They just don’t tend to pursue a seemingly “high-IQ” education or career like the midwits do 😂
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Boys… we won. This is the ultimate win.
Superior theology confirmed; thank you
@YourCalvinist
🫡
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If you hate “Christian” engagement farming type “amen” and share!
I detest engagement farming
But i detest "Christian" engagement farming even worse
"If you are not ashamed of Jesus type amen and share"
No...no i won't because it has nothing to do with my relationship with Jesus and you are using emotional manipulation on people who have
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@Brian_Sauve
Not a parent, but I love watching any of the How To Train Your Dragon movies with my little brother.
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1. The proof is that He wasn’t stoned as a transvestite or sodomite.
2. You can’t prove Jesus isn’t God.
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@haymes_joshua
So when you eliminate the pitbulls, the Rottweilers will be the majority. Do we ban those next and keep going so on?
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This man is wicked. He’s using the failure of a Reformed pastor to say that Calvinists deny his responsibility for his own sin.
Absolutely despicable. Lord, have mercy.
Calvinism: God decreed his sin, for God's glory!
Christianity: Steve alone is responsible for his sin.
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“Replacement theology,” is a slanderous label coming from a group that essentially claims God put Israel on the shelf to work with the Church for a period, at the end of which He will then get back to Israel.
That is the true replacement theology, not the theology of covenant
@ReformedZoomer
wins today's Supersessionist Award.
A helpful resource for anyone looking to get truth and to flee the lies of Replacement Theology.
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@Provokethoughtz
That’s like saying, “So taking someone against their will is kidnapping, but putting a kidnapper in a cage (jail) against their will isn’t kidnapping?”
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Should Christians indoctrinate their kids?
Yes- I’m A Christian
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No- I’m A Christian
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No- IHateGod/NonChristian
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I don’t know/Just a girl
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@HauntedCosmos_
“Even the Bible says there are other gods.” (Yeah, and we talk about that)
“Don’t bash other gods or beliefs.” (But they’re literally demons and demonic)
“Not everything is a fallen angel or demon” (Yeah, but your ‘other gods and beliefs’ are)
Like, do they really expect two
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Okay, I’m getting sick of the Ortlund slander. Believing in climate change is NOT a theological issue, it’s a scientific one, whether he’s right or wrong.
Claims of being big-eva funded are unsubstantiated.
Old Earth Creationism and local flood are both TOTALLY VALID VIEWS.
Modern TheoBros: “You have to believe in Young Earth Creationism or else you have a boring materialist worldview!”
@gavinortlund
: “Hold my beer.”
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And for the 810483485280th time, my name IS Reformed Zoomer and has always been, and I am usually not the guy you think I am or the guy you meant to tag.
That would be this cool guy 👇🏼
For the 810483485280th time, my name is not Reformed Zoomer and it never has been
This is a serious case of the Mandela effect 😂
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“Catechize children into a materialist worldview for the first 18 years of their life and see whether any of them become Christian.”
Lol, no.
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@redeemed_zoomer
Genuine question: Where’s a guy gonna find a presby girl at a dying boomer PCUSA church?
Online Zoom Bible studies in the next global pandemic? 😂
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Time to chill and read some Psalms! What’s your favorite book of the Bible? (“All of them” isn’t an option 😉)
And hot take: Tea is actually better than coffee 90% of the time…
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Okay…
@ADRoblesMedia
may just be my favorite guy on the internet.
I’ve still yet to see any take from him that was anything but reasonable. Every response he offers is well thought-out and perfectly respectful without ever compromising his convictions.
Thank you for what you
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Arminianism is not heresy. The logical conclusion of Arminianism is open theism, yes, but they DENY open theism. Blessed inconsistency is not heresy.
Arminianism is not an elevation of man, the concerns of the Arminians are all about God and His good character and nature.
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@Provokethoughtz
He talked about sexual immorality, and he talked about murder.
And he told his disciples to sell their coats and buy a sword.
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Hot take: One should care more about the Elders of his local church than “celebrity pastors.”
Yes, it’s awful when a prominent teacher falls, but when you have this sort of reaction you should examine your priorities very seriously.
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It’s so funny to me when Baptists use the “but the word means ‘immerse’!!!” argument… like congrats dude, I guess you just need to immerse your infants 😂
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Alright Calvinists, don’t fail me now. Let’s clear this up so people stop beating up straw men left and right.
Does man have a free will in any sense?
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Sick, he’s got my vote!!
Thanks for letting me know, I probably wouldn’t have voted for Trump if I didn’t see this!
Hey, young men planning on voting for Trump:
The GOP wants to ban condoms and abortion.
Hope you’re ready to be a father!
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@Soteriology101
@redeemed_zoomer
🙄 Respectfully, Dr. Flowers, you should be familiar with his work before assuming this is what he means. No, he’s defending Protestantism in general, including your tradition, as well as Lutherans, Arminians, and others.
The point of “protestant apolegetics” is to defend the
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God:
“Everything that I command you, you shall be careful to do. You shall not add to it or take from it.”
Deuteronomy 12:32
Liberals: “A New Commandment that we made up!”
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It’s always the same four baseless accusations against
@douglaswils
:
1. He isn’t antinomian enough, he has
an objective view of the covenant, the third is a literal lie, and he takes the Scriptures too seriously concerning Patriarchy.
“Blessed is the man who walks not in the
@Reformed_Zoomer
@ryan_evanyo
@JustinBean5S
@mdvirgilio
@praximtheology
Denial of justification by faith alone, federal vision, and eternal submission of the son.
All of that aside from his many significant moral failings and wicked opinions.
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Imagine having objections to God’s word that the Apostle Paul anticipated and answered 2000 years ago.
Calvinist: God is the author and already wrote everything that will be. The story is already done.
Me: Gotcha, so how are all of my actions my fault if God wrote it? Why are you mad at me for what I say or do? Isn't that like questioning God Himself?
Calvinist: God's mystery.
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@redeemed_zoomer
@FaithWithMase
They’ve got more respect for John MacArthur than Mary Mother of God lol
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@ManassehRJones
“Repented of their sins” is language that the Bible uses to describe someone who has been born again. Get over yourself and be okay with people using biblical language.
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@ashleysbored
That’s the point. Abortionists should be kicked out of the church, we shouldn’t form another church and let them have the old one. That’s exactly what he’s saying.
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@heirofascania
@trad_west_
Repent and believe in Christ, the one true God.
There is only one God.
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This man’s worldview is spiritually gay. Don’t take his advice. Follow the Word of God, Creator of the cosmos, and you will receive blessing.
1. “Like arrows in the hand of a warrior are the children of one’s youth.” Psalm 127:4
“Let your fountain be blessed, and rejoice in the
Before a man even THINKS about getting married he needs 5 things in place:
1. Be 35 or older
2. Be in shape
3. Make 100k+ a year
4. Have 6-12 months of salary saved
5. Have had sex with 50 girls or more (before you start bitching I'll explain)
1. At the age of 35 you will
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If you say “no,” you should never get married.
As a Christian,
is it appropriate to punch a man in the face who touches your wife inappropriately or makes sexual comments to her?
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@ComradeDoyIe
Let them starve.
“For even when we were with you, we would give you this command: If anyone is not willing to work, let him not eat. For we hear that some among you walk in idleness, not busy at work, but busybodies. Now such persons we command and encourage in the Lord Jesus
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@redeemed_zoomer
Did your position get low-church or did you realize your position was more low-church than you thought?
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Correcting some misunderstandings:
1. If you got pregnant, you have another human being inside of you and you have no right to brutally murder it for any reason. Tough luck.
2. “Religion that is pure and undefiled before God the Father is this: to visit orphans and widows in
If I got pregnant right now, the far-right would do their hardest to force me to remain pregnant. If I gave birth in my current situation, my baby would qualify for food stamps, medicaid, and cash assistance. The far right would do their hardest to take that away from my baby
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@rightresponsem
The number of commenters saying Nick Fuentes did it is absolutely insane.
Guys like Fuentes show how desperately we need a real godly man to pick up that crown… if people genuinely think Fuentes has done it, that just shows how far we’ve fallen.
We don’t need a closeted gay
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ANNOUNCEMENT:
I am going to delete my post on Megan Basham and Gavin Ortlund. Not because my opinion has at all changed, but I’m going to wait for Basham’s response and I’m going to wait until I can condense all the facts into one post. I’ll make a more thorough post later.
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@Eschatology22
“Hey remember when Jesus said to spread the Gospel cause He had all authority in heaven and on earth? Guess what? He actually meant it and wasn’t just sending us on a fools’ errand.”
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@LAMultiBroker
Never apologize to your wife.
Unless of course you actually sinned against her, in which case you should ask for her forgiveness. But don’t apologize to ease tension.
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@redeemed_zoomer
You must be a liberal big-eva sellout.
Your takes on mental health are just to throw us off!!!
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That’s because you engage in polemics on X, in the public square. You don’t preach.
Listen to any of their sermons or attend any Lord’s Day service and I’m sure you’ll hear plenty about the Gospel.
🧵
#WokeRight
Previously, I critiqued
@rightresponsem
,
@Brian_Sauve
and
@Eric_Conn
for de-emphasising the Gospel in their movement.
I was asked to provide evidence.
Over the past 12 months, only 5.6% of their posts on X were related to the Gospel.
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Me (to my mom): “What if I name my kid Charlemagne?”
Mom: “…. okay that one’s not too bad as long as you call her ‘Char’ or something.”
Me: “Oh it’s a boy name.”
Mom: “What??? Aaaaaabsolutely not!! Lord have mercy 🙄”
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@jollyoldnicklas
@gavinortlund
Agree to disagree, but even if that’s true slander isn’t okay.
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The people have spoken!
Alright, let’s settle this once and for all: What should I be?
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@Brian_Sauve
Yeah I don’t see substitutionary atonement mentioned even once in this post so you’re basically a heretic.
Enjoy hell, buddy 👋🏼
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Alright, let’s settle this once and for all: What should I be?
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@Darkvader1776
Lol no he wasn’t. Paul actually had good theology. Perfect. That’s as far from Dispy as you get.
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Because you can’t grow up while you’re dead in sin. If you really want to grow up, you must be born again. You must be brought to life.
“Jesus answered him, ‘Truly, truly, I say to you, unless one is born again he cannot see the kingdom of God.’”
John 3:3
“But God, being rich
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