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Have you ever taken the time to study the book of Jude?
Through the month of May I took my church's adult bible class step-by-step, verse-by-verse through the book of Jude.
It was a wonderful class, and attendance grew each week! We even met an extra week at church just to keep
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Same meme but it's theologically correct
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I had no idea that the Marvel Treasury Edition Spectacular Spider-Man
#1
had 40 different authors over a span of 1500 years while maintaining a single cohesive story of the redemption of man.
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1. Zeus
2. He is fake and made up, and does not meet the standard of actually existing.
3. My God (Jesus) is real and not made up, and does meet my standard of actually existing.
4. ... See what?
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It was the Jews.
And the Romans.
And you and me.
And Abraham.
And Moses.
And the Pope.
And Saint Peter.
And Adam.
And Eve.
And all those who ever lived.
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Now that likes are private, you reformed guys can like this picture of Jesus without your friends judging you.
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God didn't create a universe with childhood leukemia.
Next question.
Any God worthy of worship and obedience wouldn’t have created a universe with childhood leukemia.
Let me know when you find such a universe.
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Today’s religion will be the future’s mythology.
Both believed at one time by many, but proved wrong by the clever.
~ Steven Crocker
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Remember when we were told that removing Christianity (the last fairy tale) would make everyone a rational materialist and we'd finally achieve Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism?
Turns out people just go back to animism, ancestor worship, and pagan myths.
🤷♂️
🗣️ “Apollo, God of sun, and the idea of light, send your rays and light the sacred torch for the hospitable city of Paris. And you, Zeus, give peace to all peoples on earth and wreath the winners of the Sacred Race.”
#Paris2024
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@Paris2024
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0 heresies.
Next
Just a Roman Catholic priest teaching heresy. Let me know how many false teachings you can spot.
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I love the Holy Catholic Church and I wish my Roman brothers had not broken away from Her in the 1500s
Protestants, why do you hate the Holy Catholic Church so much?
It was eternal life that was promised only through Her.
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Jesus: no man is good.
Paul: no one is good, no not one.
Jeremiah: the heart is desperately wicked and above all things deceitful.
The Pope: mehh I mean... You know... People are basically good. We all have good hearts, you know?
"We are all fundamentally good. Yes, there are some rogues and sinners, but the heart itself is good," says Pope Francis.
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Its crazy because I'm already going to live forever and all it took was a few drops of water.
Millionaire biohacker Bryan Johnson reveals he's undergone a $20,000 'extreme medical procedure' to 'edit his DNA' in a bizarre bid to 'live forever'
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It's wild because, historically, the actual church is made up like almost exclusively of those that are shunned from society.
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counter-point: Go have a beer with him
Proverbs 20:1 KJB, “Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise.”
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My wife painted this by hand for the church.
Y'all
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This is actually incredibly dismissive of protestant, and specifically Baptist, missiology, and the major impact it's had on the way everyone does missions, including the Roman Catholics.
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Please pray for my family, as we have suffered an unexpected loss.
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Man, adults used to be like.. really small.
@IFFFMEISTER
When was Augustine or the Cappadocians, or even Jerome baptized? Infanthood or adulthood? How many of them were raised in Christian homes?
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Amazing. So glad we could all be back under the law 🥹🙏
On this day in 1829, John the Baptist ordained Joseph Smith to the Aaronic Priesthood
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After a lot of reading, study, and prayer I've decided to join the Russian Orthodox Church.
It is truly the faith of the Apostles.
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@CDHenry_PA
Was his doctrine perfect?
No
Did he love his neighbor as himself?
also no
Did he give his life for his people?
still no
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Sorry I've been quiet lately, busy time in my life.
Here's a meme.
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Mormonism isn't Christianity.
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Guys,
I found some gold tablets in the woods written in a secret language.
Bad news:
We all have to start getting baptized for our dead relatives or we can't go to heaven.
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@Chad4328
Is Jesus God? Yes
Did Jesus die on the cross? Also Yes
Therefore, God died on the cross.
Thank you for coming to my QED talk.
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The fact that a human being has to teach you about Math proves there is no Math.
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Nine pictures of a Martin Luther that you've probably never seen (because the Vatican has been hiding them!)
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Jehovah's Witnesses are not Christians.
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Y'all, this has got me so mad on Easter morning.
"The hypothetical Q Source [...] contains no predictions of Jesus' death."
HOW D'YA KNOW, BRUV!?!? IT AINT EVEN A REAL DOCUMENT BRUV!?!? YOU'VE NOT GOT A COPY OF IT, DO YA BRUV!?!?
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Honestly most of you could benefit from being a little less protestant
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In case you didn't know: Baptism does, in fact, wash away your sins.
Tune in next week when I talk about the Eucharist.
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Yes.
Next Question.
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Fellas,
is it gay to have a wife that can...
*checks notes*
... read?
Cooper is just a master at counter-signaling and appealing to the "feminine" side of things (if you catch my drift).
I really don't know why this "ehm, I want a theorycel wife" is at all appealing....you really want to go home from a long day of academic work and then talk to
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Have you guys ever read On The Jews and Their Lies?
The very first thing Luther condemns the Jews for is thinking that they are superior because of their race.
He points out that this is foolish thinking, that God doesn't consider our race, and that we are all sinners.
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Just wanted to post a quick reminder to everyone:
Baptism Now Saves You
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Please pray for me, twitter family.
I am very sick.
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Calvinism teaches baptismal regeneration, but with 2 qualifications:
1. It
2. Doesn't
Calvinism teaches baptismal regeneration, but with 2 qualifications
1. the efficacy of baptism isn't tied to the moment it's administered
2. baptism only saves the elect
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hey christians
if ur so smart, y u believe in sky man?
hahaha checkmate
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My favorite atheist meme is how they're like, "every culture having a global flood myth is proof that there was never a global flood."
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I'm at the "miss my wife" stage of traveling.
This stage is persistent and will remain until I get to hug her again.
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Met with LDS missionaries last night.
Really interesting language they used.
Said the atonement gave us the opportunity to gain the best God has for us.
When pressed, they said that we still have to keep the ordinances and laws of Heavenly Father and Jesus Christ to get the
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I'm not sure why, but today I just really felt overwhelmed, and thought about giving up on everything.
Dropping out of school, quitting my job, delisting the podcast, and just curling up under the blanket.
If you're going through that, please know it's just the devil.
Pray
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My wife is so cute.
She did the dishes, but left the cast iron all dirty. When I asked her why she said, "I'm always so scared I'm going to ruin it!"
I said, "Baby, it's solid iron in the shape of a pan. You can't hurt it."
Then I showed her how it fits in the dishwasher.
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Top five Lutheran baby boy names for you to consider:
1. Martin
2. Philip
3. Dietrich
4. The Pope Is The Antichrist
5. Johann
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It's not worship, tho
Christ is the Head of the Church, Mary is the neck. All graces flow from the Head through the Neck to the body. Hence Mary is the Mediatrix of all actual graces.
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You're gonna flip when you find out who invented hospitals
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Who would you rather hang out with: a fictional drunk or the Ruler and Creator of All Things?
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I'm not just saying this, it is my honest experience: I have never, not once, met a single protestant that was convinced the RCC was the true church because of scripture.
Evangelical Converts: I was Catholic but I never read the bible. Then I became Protestant!
Catholic Converts: I was Protestant and I read too much of the Bible. So I became Catholic.
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Well that's it, guys.
Pack it in.
This channel is now called Baptist Answers
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This is disgusting.
Former corn actress and producer in bio.
You are a disgrace and not welcome in my church.
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On TikTok I dared say Mormons aren't Christian and man the atheists who are coming after me for it are wild.
For weeks now people who don't even believe in God are coming at me like, "WHO ARE YOU TO GATEKEEP!?"
lmao
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Yes.
Next Question.
Is Mary the Mother of God or the Mother of Jesus?
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Americans will use anything but the metric system
BREAKING 🚨: A newly discovered asteroid the size of 16 washing machines will approach within 140,000 miles of Earth tomorrow (Feb. 22)
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@jamesfaithfully
I'm sorry that he responded like that, its not really appropriate at all.
That being said, your post made me think of this meme:
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No, because it isn't real.
But Jesus could return tonight.
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@thomasmoreprj
I will always make fun of you for being a Roman Catholic, but I will never let a baptist make fun you for being a Roman Catholic.
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He should read the Bible, because it says this isn't true
“The mass predates the Bible by 350 years. It was the mass that carried the faith for the first 3 centuries, before the canon of the Bible was even put together.”
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tfw you deny the 3 ecumenical creeds, but have the gall to say someone else isn't a Christian lmao
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If you don't believe the things Christians believe, then you aren't a Christian.
And there are Creeds that outline those beliefs.
Christianity is a condition of heart, it’s not a credal system or a fancy set of approved beliefs
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I'm neither a Nazi Lutheran, nor a Feminist Lesbian Lutheran, but some secret third thing.
@CrankyFed
Me, a Lutheran, am always having to explain to people "no I'm not one of those Nazi Lutherans nor am I one of those feminist lesbian Lutherans "
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Ok I'm sorry, not to slam orthodoxy, but a ton of them are like, "LOOK! OUR CHURCH STILL HAS MIRACLES!"
Bro, the apostles were raising people from the dead, casting out demons, healing the blind, lame and sick.
This is, what? A wet picture?
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Having to deal with obnoxious reformed guys saying they're "giving up papist traditions for lent" is a Lenten penance
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Quick note regarding the current thing: Islam is evil, Mohammad is in hell. Repent and turn to Christ.
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I’ll be honest, the few things I am jealous of that other church bodies have:
- Orthodox: icon paintings
- Catholic: fancy furnishings
- Baptist:
- Anglican: Book of Common Prayer
- Methodist: emphasis on community
I’ll be honest, the few things I am jealous of that other church bodies have:
Orthodox: icon paintings (they’re beautiful)
Catholic: fancy furnishings
Anglican: Book of Common Prayer (nice to have a norm for worship and prayer)
Methodist: emphasis on community
And that’s about it
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Willing to bet literally $1,000 that this guy isn't married.
“I won’t share my husband because I know my worth” …
Translation: “I don’t think my husband is valuable enough that he could have extra capacity to lead and cover other sisters in Christ aside from me.” And “I desire to be worshipped by my husband, refusal to do so will end in
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This thread has actually inspired me.
So here it goes: Why Confessional Lutherans should join the ELCA instead of the LC-MS (a thread). 🧵
Why Reformed people should join PCUSA rather than PCA (a thread)
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Just hanging out with my good friend
@DrJordanBCooper
(and his lovely wife
@LaLaLisaCooper
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Hello everyone. I am once again asking you to pray for me for the next few hours.
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Jesus is the propitiation, not just for our sins, but for the sins of the whole world.
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Christ being truly present in the Eucharist that you eat is a true fulfilment of the Jewish Passover.
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I would appreciate your prayers for next hour or so.
God's will being done would suit me fine in this situation.
Thank you.
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Please pray for my wife, who woke up very sick this morning.
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I don't know how exactly, but I'm certain that Martin Luther is to blame for this
German priest raps from the altar as restrictions on Latin Mass continue.
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<narrator>
It was homosexuality
if you think homosexuality is a sin just wait until you find out the sin that actually destroyed sodom and gomorrah
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Heaven Yeah, BROTHERRRRR
Total surrender and dedication to Jesus is the greatest day of my life. No worries, no hate, no judgment… only love!
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"Had one ravished the Virgin Mary, or crucified Christ anew, the pope would, for money, have pardoned him."
Martin Luther, the King of Absolutely No Chill.
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Jesus Christ.
Next Question.
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The Cooper hate will stop.
The blocking will begin.
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I'm pleased to announce my brand new AI Chat Bot!
Big Craig has been programmed to answer even your toughest theological questions with nuance, grace, and love!
Go ahead and give it a shot today!
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