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@RedLlwynog

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Former art and design lecturer. Welsh first language. Sweary and Sarcastic. On the count of 10 you will be in EUROPA.

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5 years
@santanderuk @antanddec I was saying last night during #bgt that #antanddec have been reduced to salesmen, flogging M&S trifles and holidays. Now this confirms it. They are just corporate whores, no longer funny, or amusing, but advertisers love them because they perceive that we do. I for one don't.
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5 years
@emma_5298 @ConanOBrien Rich privileged kids trying to get noticed.
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4 years
@alex__beckett @James_Dart Ha! ha! ha! Get every cliche you can in mate about the younger generation. Truth is, it's Ronnie and Mark Williams's generation that are more likely to be into recreational drugs etc.. , and let's not talk about the match fixing cheat that is John Higgins.
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4 years
Imagine the blind hatred that drives someone to bury a pick axe into a fellow humans brain with such force it needs a surgeon to physically remove it. I'll never understand such hate, stupidity and violence. #anthony
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5 years
Funny isn't it that English TV presenters and newsreaders can pronounce the name of classical composer 'Bach' with no problem, but when it comes to Welsh place names such as 'Clydach' or 'Llanfairfechan' they seem lost. Excuses. @thebarryhorns @welshbollocks @WelshDalaiLama
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5 years
Can't anyone from England pronounce f*cking CYMRU on TV. Is it that bloody hard? About 10 times today I've head Cwymri. Make a bloody effort. @WelshDalaiLama @thebarryhorns @welshbollocks
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8 years
@Number10cat it's my birthday Larry, and my only companion is a moody furry thing called Kit. Quite vicious to be honest!
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6 years
I wish #countryfile would stop making farmers look like saints. Every farmer I've ever met puts profit ahead of animal welfare. Why not have real, reporting, reflecting real countryside issues, not some chocolate box image you seem to want us to believe!!
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6 years
@grannygermalee @kernowspringer @StormHuntley I realise that, but doubt that most commenting here aren't experts in bear family life. Perhaps it was the weekend and daddy bear popped home to take the cub out skating. Perhaps he'd suffered domestic violence and fled the home. Perhaps Mrs Bear drinks a lot and has a temper?
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5 years
Big Nartstie isn't amusing at all is he? Is he meant to be? Does he think he is? Just a bit of stupid prick isn't he? Were the others told to laugh? #GBBO
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5 years
Right #trump , we get it, you're fabulous, magnificent, a real specimen, but could you f*cking talk about something vaguely relevant, you boring orange twat. #Trumpspeech #ImpeachTrump
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6 years
I don't find #mum a "nice little show" nor do I find it sweet and cosy. I find it a powerful rollercoaster of emotions that tackles true day to day emotions via a sharp witty script. This is as important as TV gets.
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5 years
@MonarchyUK Best and most effective protest of the day.
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4 years
@rhiannoneshaw The amount of people that have taken this seriously is shocking. But being serious, I'm shocked anyone would prefer the American version. The whole point of the original was missed. They made it into the sitcom it was desperately never meant to be. We take our comedy seriously.
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5 years
@Argentologist @akkitwts @Cunomaglus I could watch it forever. So sad in so many ways. Humans are shit. Most if them. These people are OK.
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6 years
@PatriciaTreble Your obviously not British. It's an old Royal tradition that the POTUS on first visiting Windsor Castle, must kneal and drink tea from a bowl strategically placed on the floor. Goes back to 1847.
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5 years
Some of these callers on #jeremyvine are so naive. I promise you one thing, Boris doesn't give a flying f*ck about anyone, especially us in the North.
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6 years
How many tweeting about how depressing and sad #school is voted Tory? It's exactly what you asked for. They told you they'd cut spending dramatically? Didn't you believe them? It's your fault, so don't moan.
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4 years
@gwyn_williams @LKTranslator Oh Gwyn, you're replying to a parody account, unless you are also a parody of Gwyn Williams.
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7 years
Love the fact #SilentWitness gets battered on here for being unrealistic, everyone's an expert. But they still rate American junk that's totally exaggerated. Strange.
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6 years
This is very poor. Sian struggles with any interaction. Shows the importance of a script, and to stop Peter Kay drifting into stand-up. Very poor, but interesting. Obviously not 100% unscripted, plenty of 'triggers' due to 'radio'. #carshare
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6 years
@PressSec @POTUS Horrible tweet when you think about it. Naming the restaurant and town is shameful. Who knows what may happen to the owners now, there's plenty of Trump supporting nut jobs out there. You should resign after this tweet.
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6 years
@grannygermalee @kernowspringer @StormHuntley Great clip though. Although I really hope it wasn't because of the drone filming them they were running away. If it was we should all be furious.
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5 years
Look at all those middle class white people pretending they relate to a black man's issues at #glastonburyfestival2019 . He's saying how much he hates you, you fucking idiots. #stormzy The BBC can't even find a black face in the crowd. How much was your ticket? £250 ? Haha!
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5 years
The remarkable work of Sculptor Maurice Blik. A survivor of Belsen concentration camp. Maurice is featured on the @BBCTwo documentary #BelsenOurStory on now. Take a look at his powerful work.
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4 years
@realDonaldTrump Here's #SachaBaronCohen trolling your racist followers.
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7 years
Steve McDonald , "She likes following people .... On twitter". Classic #Corrie
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4 years
@Trustyourideas @VerityHelen @Janusxuk @Emmawhizz Doubt you can copyright a copied poster.
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6 years
@MirrorCeleb Can anyone tell me, including the editor of the Mirror why she's even in the paper? There's nothing even vaguely newsworthy about her. She can't even act.
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2 years
#YungBlud I imagine is bigger in America than here, they fall for this shit. Preying on the vulnerable. His real family seemed really nice. He seems like a spoilt brat to me. #LouisTheroux
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4 years
@tigertaylor1967 @James_Dart Because the system in both tennis and snooker favours the top seeds. Think about it. The likelihood is if you're number one or two seed in tennis or snooker, chances are you'll get through to the QF. Especially true in tennis. Ridiculous seeding system. Should be random in majors
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6 years
#jeremyvine Why are they trashing Jeremy Corbyn's coat? The utter snobbery of this right wing panel. I'm no huge fan of Corbyn, but who bloody cares what coat he wore. Trump wore a lovely coat, but he's still a vile prick. Sick of the direction of this show.
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6 years
@SteelersRule07 @Harryslaststand @peacesmurf If only you knew who you just replied to. Google him.
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5 years
I'm convinced the main reason #comicrelief19 donations are down is that people are sick of rich celebs telling us to donate. The guys that walked up Kilimanjaro earn more a year than they raised for example. People are wise to it now. #jeremyvine
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4 years
@LKTranslator What a sad parody. Stick to Laura.
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5 years
Neil, a fully formed human, with great intellect and great flaws. A great man. #63Up
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7 years
Why do #corrie characters always get drunk when they drink elsewhere, but never at the Rovers? Weird.
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6 years
@kenneth_wenham @BBCBreaking They kept him alive for 18 months. How much would that have cost in your country??
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7 years
@dodo The human race suddenly is in a race to the bottom. Fuck us all, we don't deserve this planet.
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6 years
@LoulouBee @jeremycorbyn I see sense in what he says, but he's a woeful politician. The only thing a politician needs to do well is argue, talk, persuade etc.... He's a dreadful orator, and Labour need a new leader before the inevitable early election.
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6 years
@SportsRetriever What a shockingly bad article, with so many ads it made it almost unreadable. Dreadful.
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7 years
I hate this angle right wingers now spout "Public want us to get on with it". No we don't, we want you to stop! #bbcqt #brexit @CottomSarah
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5 years
@evansclan4 @mikemarichh @emma_5298 @ConanOBrien Deport your President while your at it. The problem with Americans is that they think the world revolves around them. It doesn't.
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7 years
Whoever started the rumor of an 'Asian' man kidnapping a child should be arrested for a hate crime. Some disgusting tweets also. #heatonpark
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2 years
Most people seem to miss the point of the #thewitchfinder . It's genuinely gently funny, poking fun at how ridiculous the whole notion of being a witchfinder was. Not only that, it stands up for good, and is a tale of friendship and love.
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7 years
You old romantic - Vettriano #KimJongunArt @ThePoke
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5 years
@Katie_simples @santanderuk @antanddec I think a gradual decline is on the way. They need to move away fro ITV quick and get some respect again. Raking it in, constantly advertising shit won't do them any favours long term. I'd advise Ant to go on live TV, and apologise properly. He'll be back in rehab soon enough.
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7 years
Hi @Number10cat . Be great if you could support an abrasive Welshman tweeting about celebs. New account @TVTaxiUK Here's sum catnip. Thanks.
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4 years
My little stray cat, KitKat who moved in with me without my choosing about three years ago. She's still wild, unpredictable and odd, but I now love her. She often follows me, meowing at me. It's the unlikeliest love story. @wendymo94921768 @bertie_lakeland @ElizaCorlett
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5 years
This episode if #lineofduty is directed by Susan Tully. Yes, Michelle Fowler from #EastEnders all those years ago. She's done well behind the camera. #lineofduty5
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5 years
I've never cared less for a #Corrie character than Michelle. There's always been something selfish, self centred and conservative about her. I hear she's leaving. Good.
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6 years
Do the English realise their Y chromosome genes are 45% German and 35% French? You are more European than Europeans. The Welsh are Celts, the only tribe from these islands. Basically, the English are all foreigners. You'll need a visa after #Brexit . @thebarryhorns
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5 years
#EstherMcVey being destroyed by #VictoriaDerbyshire right now. That's her leadership bid down the toilet. Utterly defensive, bizarre performance. Don't think she'll be inviting #victorialive to dinner anytime soon. Unless she's serving cyanide.
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1 year
Oh! I recognise Dame Carolyn McCall, there’s managers like her in EVERY office, a bully, surrounds herself with a clique, and hard as nails #selectcommittee #itv #schofield #philipschofield #thismorning
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5 years
**SPOILER ALERT** Someone's posted a huge #LineOfDuty spoiler whilst reviewing the DVD of series 5. #lineofduty5
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6 years
It shows what upsets these ridiculous Tories, bits of paper, not people, not the country, not facts. Gove and his cronies only care about themselves and their twisted colonialism. 'Livid' Michael Gove rips up EU customs partnership report -
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7 years
@bmb050444 @BBC @BBCNews @Adele How do you know she hasn't? Have you donated? All relative.
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2 years
Leon Taylor, the bitchiest of all sports commentators. #Diving #CommonwealthGames
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4 years
@BlueVanMan4 Do sorry Dave. Man, you're having it tough right now. So sorry mate. Hope you're continuing to improve. Sleep well Doodle. Xx What was his actual name Dave?
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8 years
@MayFearBeFar @WilfredPudding why do wankers like you pick on how many followers people have? What on earth has that got to do with anything
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6 years
What is TV's obsession with the Nolan's? Outed as bullies, they're back on TV like a f*cking virus. They are talentless and always have been. #jeremyvine #ColeenNolan #lyndanolan
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6 years
@samfreeman707 @banx82 @mrdanwalker Who started this fake narrative? The doctors in Italy said they'd keep him on life support for 2 weeks. Nothing more. No miracle cure, no experimental treatment. Please stop spreading falsehoods.
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6 years
Who spotted this one! "Give your mouth a treat Try some of Ken's meat". #CarShare #CarShareFinale
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6 years
This carved dragon, on the A5 near Tregarth, North Wales was created out of a single fallen oak tree. It is causing concerns and accidents as drivers are looking at it whilst driving. It's superb isn't it, but don't drive into the f*cking river.
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5 years
@Politicalpolls_ Plaid fucking Cymru
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7 years
Anyone noticed that Lee Mack is blinking exaggeratedly all the time?? #WILTY
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6 years
I've watched 'the' hug from last nights #mum about twenty times now. Each time my eyes fill with tears of warmth, but ultimately tears of regret and sadness. We sometimes make huge mistakes in life. For a 'sitcom' to reflect these emotions is damned clever.
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6 years
Why are two of the guy's on crutches? Is it part of the game? Do they break your legs if you fail? #smallfortune
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5 years
@Katie_simples @santanderuk @antanddec It's their sense of entitlement that gets me. Been told by the public and pros alike how great they are for too long, now they think they have a license to print money. Ant still doesn't seem right. He needs to apologise properly on a big show, and keep his head down.
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2 years
Sorry, but I found #beargrylls utterly fake when being interviewed by #LouisTheroux . Just one of those upper class kids that forged a career based on a lie. Incredibly reluctant to talk about anything of any real depth.
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6 years
I get upset seeing pugs. Totally over bred for human entertainment. Poor thing can't breathe properly or bark. Not right at all. #GrahamNorton
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7 years
@MidAtlantcWoman @RaverbabyJay @JulieOwenMoylan @cindycrittenden Has that giraffe just been shot? Or are you the elephant in the room?
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4 years
@mrdanwalker He's part of the elite, and no doubt will get caught up in some kind of scandal at some point. Has he condemned Prince Andrew? Of course not. They look after their own, whilst occasionally manipulating public opinion.
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4 years
@scousepie @hellothisisivan I know Judith, she lives down the road from me here in Llandudno. Such an inventive woman. She's known locally as 'Einstein'. She can solve any problem and me and our neighbours often turn to her for advice and guidance. God bless her.
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5 years
I don't think I could suffocate anyone using cling film. I wouldn't ever be able to find the end of the bloody roll! #SilentWitness
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7 years
Haha! Nice one @JiffyRugby . Camera pans over to Prince William and he comments on the bloke on his right. Class, haha! #WALvAUS
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8 years
Big Brother Trump from 1984 with the late great John Hurt. @ThePoke #TrumpedUpVillains
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4 years
This is well worth a read. A Welsh farm taken over in 1939, Welsh communities displaced.
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6 years
Just once @BBCNews can #GeraintThomas be Welsh. Just once. Look, he's got a Welsh flag draped all over him as well. He's obviously proud to be Welsh. C'mon BBC I dare you to call him Welsh in your headlines and news. Won't hurt will it. @thebarryhorns @GeraintThomas86
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6 years
@SportsRetriever There's more ads in the article than there is article. The internet is fast becoming 90% adverts. It's getting boring and not what the internet was meant to be. Can't webmasters think of more inventive ways of funding their websites. Taken over by mostly American corporates.
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5 years
@TomiCaws @thehuwdavies Can you imagine how much they'd moan if their society and language was threatened. Oh! Hold on...
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2 years
Seamus Derbyshire is a bit of a character isn’t he! #EuropeanChampionships2022
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5 years
Brexiteers just can't let go can they. Slagging off Peter, who seems like a thoroughly decent man, because he tells the truth, as he sees it about Brexit. You slag off ANYONE who has a different opinion. Sick of your closed minds. #63Up
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7 years
Oh my God!! Michael and the presents in the boot is so painful. #Mum as good and painful as ever.
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5 years
@alfieperkins_ You got spots and an ugly face instead.
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7 years
Watching #happyvalley . All episodes now on iPlayer. BBC have added tons of goodies for Christmas. Features too much violence against women, but at least its written by a woman. Sarah Lancashire, truly stunning performance throughout. Gritty,funny, moving brilliance.
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6 years
It's not #JodieWhittaker fault but this series of #DoctorWho is really terrible, the scripts are really bad, the pacing is slow and tedious. Can't see #chibnall making another series. If it was any other series people would be complaining big time about it. Awful.
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7 years
@AwardsDarwin Poor bloody bear. Hope he went on to kill the lot of 'em. No way to use and abuse a majestic beast.
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6 years
There's a small part of me that wish the #Detectorists were real. I'd love a follow up documentary to see how Becky and Andy are settling in at their cottage, and how Toni and Lance are getting on in the flat. One can dream eh @rebeccacallard @ElizaCorlett
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5 years
Lovely and easy to watch. Quality host obviously. Danny Baker probably had something to do with it. If it was on the BBC would be a huge hit. I feel for @channel5_tv at times. More Liza Tarbuck please #celebritygamenight
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6 years
@Vaughan_Wms @thebarryhorns You know what, I'm sick of all this. Sick of Britain, certainly sick of the Tories and sick of this English colonial bollocks. I hope the fuckers that voted leave are proud of themselves. What a bloody mess.
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2 years
@Lemonade_maker_ It’s risky to have such a slow pace, but it’s superb, but many will bash it. Stefan is brilliant.
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6 years
@petercorbett27 @sumudutweets @Michael_travel1 @richardosman Depends on the toaster. Some won't even fit a standard sliced loaf. It's probably a bloody European thing, with their foreign sized breads and regulations. Thank God for Brexit so we can have British toasters for British bread. (Although toasters are probably all made in China)
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5 years
@BBCFrediani @BBCBreakfast Change the hosts too and it'll be job done.
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5 years
@therawlucy Totally agree. I'm amazed how the words 'dirty' and 'un hygenic' are mentioned totally normally. It's as if mass hypnotherapy hit the Western world in the nineties. Don't people realise what pubes are for? It actually makes me angry.
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5 years
My reaction to the thousands of Twitter users that post this picture, but obviously think they're the only ones that have done so. #LineOfDuty
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5 years
@AlanKelloggs Here's the episode in question. Only took me an hour to find it!!
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5 years
The Joey Essex 'act' is so very tiresome. #CelebrityMasterchef #MasterChefUK #MasterChef
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