Blue Van Man
@BlueVanMan4
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YouTube Reviewer called Blue Van Man gives opinions of food, drink & current affairs. Born in the 60s, so I have a thicker skin than kids of today.
England, United Kingdom
Joined March 2019
Right folks. I can’t believe I’m even saying this, but @EASPORTSFIFA asked me to present Jamie Vardy with his @premierleague Player of The Month award for October 😁. I’ve got a vlog to come later too. This YouTube stuff is mental. #FIFA20 #POTM
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Hi folks. Sorry to tell you all that Unky Steve has sadly passed away. I know how much you all loved him and will try and get something up on the channel. RIP Unky Steve ❤️
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Right Folks, walk out to my van and someone stuck this on it. Unbelievable.
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Right folks, I thought I’d let you know I’ve been displaying the Coronavirus symptoms so I might not be uploading for a while as I’ve felt terrible. Stay safe everyone.
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I have some sad news sorry folks. After 12 years of being a great best mate and nearly taking my fingers off every video we’ve had to put Doodle down after a battle with cancer
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Don't normally do this, but I'm gutted that Steve Wright has died at the age of 69. He was one of the best DJs to ever grace the airwaves. Mr Angry, Sid the Manager, Damian the Social Worker, and Gervais, the Hairdresser, made work pass with laughter.
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Thanks for inviting me lads.
This Sunday the legendary @BlueVanMan4 makes his debut on #TheKickOff . Retweet if you’re excited for this 😆
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From the book The Eyes of Darkness by Dean Koontz wrote over 40 years ago.
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Right Folks, I did a video about going bald and some have been asking for pictures of me with hair so here we are.
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Right folks. Can you guess what tonight's video is? . Big thank you to everyone who has subscribed and supported me over the last few years. 🤜🤛. As soon as my WIFI has wound itself up it will be out.
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Fuck me, Uncky Steve could do that.
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People didn't believe me when I say The Premier League are doing their best to get Utd into the Champions League.
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Just got to add thanks to @vardy7 for being a great guy when I met him. Nothing big headed just a normal guy. 👊👍.
Right folks. I can’t believe I’m even saying this, but @EASPORTSFIFA asked me to present Jamie Vardy with his @premierleague Player of The Month award for October 😁. I’ve got a vlog to come later too. This YouTube stuff is mental. #FIFA20 #POTM
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Amazing how when in Currys and you just want a look at stuff store assistance's are all over you but when you take something back no fucker see's you.
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ANNOUNCEMENT . Alright folks, starting this Sunday on my channel is a brand new 10 part series thanks to @Sterling_Ins 👀 #Ad. I’m going to be buying a van and converting it from scratch into a dream camper van for me and June 🚐. I cannot wait folks!
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Oh fucking yes.
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I bet Carrie gets on top because Boris can only fuck up.
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@AVFCOfficial @OfficialTM_3 Really? Fuck me. You see that in Sunday league football and even I could do it in my Caterpillar steel toe cap work boots.
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@TrueGeordieTG @KSIOlajidebt @LoganPaul Shame I'm to old for this Boxing game but June won't let me do it anyway.
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How to piss off your own fans. Hang a bigger clubs shirt over your shoulder.
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Apparently the Space Station is passing over Britain about 22:00 and you'll be out to see it just for a few minutes as it passes over. Unless you're Dominic Cummings and you can follow it in the car any fucking where it goes as it doesn't matter to him the Teflon twat.
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Who finds this funny folks because I sure don't.
For a solid 10 seconds she used her finger to mimic a cleft lip while the audience laughed. Imagine how my 5 year old would take it if he saw it? @WendyWilliams . I only speak on it bc I’m personally informed and educated on the topic. #bebetter Do work Twitter
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Another thing I can't believe, June still can't understand all the fuss. 🤣.
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Turned it off halfway through the bullshit. That Hoodie looks way to heavy, did he make it to the end of the clip or throw the towel in?.
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I'll be trying this.
i should honestly have a degree from how much i’ve learned on twitter
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Wow, can you really do that?.
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Really? For Fucks Sake Wilder is blaming his WWE costume for him getting battered.
Deontay Wilder on his costume: "He didn’t hurt me at all, but the simple fact is, Kevin, that my uniform was way too heavy for me. 😲. “I didn’t have no legs from the beginning of the fight. “In the 3rd round, my legs were just shot all the way through." via @KevinI #WilderFury2
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RIP Football. Killed by greedy fucking bastards.
BREAKING: Liverpool and Manchester United among top clubs in talks over bombshell plot to join new FIFA-backed 'European Premier League'.
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Leicester knew what they were doing when the robbed United. One of the best bits of business ever.
"I am disgusted with it. Maguire? de Gea? Hang your heads in shame.". "I'd be swinging punches at that guy.". Roy Keane is absolutely FURIOUS at that Tottenham goal. 😳
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A day round Loughborough and 6 videos. ✔.
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Mate, its a van. The clue is in the title. Blue VAN Man. I sit in my fucking VAN. And what fame? Few thousand who follow me and I appreciate the follow but hardly fame. But there again my profile pic is of me and not some guy having a breakdown.
@BlueVanMan4 Jealous of what? You? Sitting in a car eating fast food? Mate you're deluded. Think your fame has gone to your head a bit.
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Oh fuck off Piers.
I watched a bit of the Dortmund match. Felt like a glorified practice game, though less physical, & lack of a crowd massively reduced the enjoyment factor for me. If the Premier Leage returns like this, it’s not going to be real football - so why bother?.
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Deleted my Conor McGregor Proper 12 Whiskey review after his punch thrown at a old man in a bar.
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Leicester V Middlesbrough 1992. Me and my family back then.
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🤣🤣🤣.
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@Jaack @TrueGeordieTG @lozcast @zacalsopp @jamierawsthorne @NikoOmilana @RobbieKnox @DudeyRhino @KSIOlajidebt @AnEsonGib @Sidemen Fucking hell! Cheers mate. 2019 is going down in history for me. Not bad for a 50+, Adidas wearing, overweight bald guy. ✌👊👍.
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Think you'll find For Fox Sake is mine.
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Ha ha, no but I can see what you mean.
Here are Tuesday's updates from the East Midlands, including the latest on coronavirus:
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As most of you are know I'm from the Loughborough area and a post on Spotted Loughborough someone needs a bit of help. Can anyone help?
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Can I just say don't buy boxers with a button up fly as your cock forces the buttons open and your cock falls out.
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Just incase you missed my 100k Special Folks.
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@TrueGeordieTG @lozcast Cheers mate. You guys gave Uncky Steve a bit of fame in his life and made him very happy. Nothing but respect for this. 🙏.
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So wealthy single man on holiday spending money he has earned makes the headlines in this rag. So what is The Bum trying to gain from this?.
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Don't want to get political here but just like to point out the average MP earns just below the 80k mark that Labour set for income tax. Funny that.
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Folks I only went and got a sponsor! 😂. Over the next few weeks I’m going to be trying loads of Beerhawk beers which they’ve sent me and my British Lager review is out now on my channel. You can also get 10% off using code BVM10 on . #Ad
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Oh bloody hell. We’ve forgot to put these cards in the merch folks to say thank you. Ah well, it’s all on its way 😂
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Let's find these cunts folks. I'll review them and their parents.
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Tomorrow on my channel folks. The McDonald’s Oreos and Spam burger
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These 3 Gentlemen stopped me and said hello in Ashby today. 👍😁
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