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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
2 months
I'm still looking for opportunities in traditional sports, esports, wrestling and general nerd stuff media. I have experience in both production and as talent. Esports: Halo, CoD, League My passion project:
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Jake Patterson
3 years
HIS NAME IS APPA!!!
@dog_rates
WeRateDogs
3 years
This is Appa. It’s his first time in the snow. Pretty sure he caught every flake. 12/10
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3 years
If you know, you know @StoolGametime
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Jake Patterson
4 years
@stoolpresidente The states that are reopening will put A LOT of pressure on the others to stop being so stupid.
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Jake Patterson
5 years
@BarstoolRia @hen_ease Rock Paper Scissors Shoot No more, no less.
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Jake Patterson
3 years
Bringing this gem back for no other reason than it's really funny.
@JoeyMulinaro
Joey
4 years
Guys at weddings
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@marty_mush Look up the Tower of Babel, it'll blow your mind.
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Jake Patterson
7 years
The people who think Brian does ANYTHING with technical production are hilarious. It's like blaming Chris Hardwick for Glenn dying.
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4 years
@spittinchiclets This chart begs to differ
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Jake Patterson
3 years
@KFCBarstool I haven't seen this level of absolute denial since the Game of Thrones finale. "There's a second post coming just for us" is the same thing as "There has to be another episode right, RIGHT!?"
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
5 years
@MicaBurton Here's a gif you will probably appreciate. Do with it what you will.
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
6 years
If you want something done right
@Ravens
Baltimore Ravens
6 years
It's up to us.
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Jake Patterson
6 years
My new favorite ridiculously cold take
@OldTakesExposed
Freezing Cold Takes
6 years
Happy 24th Anniversary, @Newsweek !
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5 years
KUSHIDA!!!! #NXTBelAir
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
11 months
Man won the biggest football game in school history and instead of going home and going to sleep (which he totally could) he walks across the street to the CLUB hockey game that won't until 2-2:30 AM to party it up with the students. Best coach in the country.
@NehemiahSnyder
#17 Duke Snyder | 5-0 Flames!
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No other coach in college football would show up to a midnight hockey game immediately after winning the conference championship to celebrate with the students. Jamey Chadwell did.
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Jake Patterson
8 months
@dimension20show The other Bad Kids all helping Gertie was good but Fabian IMMEDIATELY getting a Nemesis Alert after she walked off was even better.
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Jake Patterson
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@SterlingRettke @stoolpresidente Despite the fact that it hasn't come even close to that in Georgia.
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Jake Patterson
6 years
@ChipPhillies @NBCSPhilly @Fusion I can play basketball but I still watch the Sixers, why? Because they are way better at the game then I will ever be, same logic applies.
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
2 years
@Fwiz *whispers* it's not the guns either. Stop blaming inanimate objects for the actions of people
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@SeanRossSapp Becky vs Ronda vs Charlotte
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@holy_schnitt Considering his 5' 8" ass thought he could basketball at Cal, I could totally see that.
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Jake Patterson
3 years
If you bet the ML against every one of Tim's picks through the AFC Championship Game, you would be up $873.59
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Jake Patterson
2 years
How do you do ANYTHING against that?
@PitchingNinja
Rob Friedman
2 years
Félix Bautista, 100mph Fastball and 89mph Splitter, Overlay.
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Jake Patterson
11 months
There is ONE school who has both an undefeated FBS football team and basketball team. THE LIBERTY FLAMES
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7 years
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Jake Patterson
7 years
*ever
@Ravens
Baltimore Ravens
7 years
@Sam_Koch4 is the best punter in the league, but we’ve always known that." 📰:
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
3 years
If everything is stupid and overpowered, nothing is.
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
4 years
@GoldenboyFTW According to the chart...they aren't wrong.
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
5 years
@StraitOuttaMinn @JonRothstein Given the crappy calls Minnesota got all night, this is gold.
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
2 years
@BarstoolMRags Ghosts was the first of many CoDs I skipped and I don't regret it.
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
4 years
One of the greatest moments in hockey history
@UnfortunateHKY
hockey images that precede unfortunate events
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
3 years
@CritRoleStats You can't not list the other names, it's the law
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@SimplyAJ10
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End of an Era!!!! Embrace Change!!!!
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5 years
@_rone This might be one of the most Catholic School things I've ever read
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
11 months
@jordiebarstool The Ravens and Orioles aren't "the Birds." The Ravens don't really have a nickname and the Orioles are the Os. But M&T Bank Stadium is ABSOLUTELY The Bank.
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
7 years
@watchdogsgame @dog_rates I may or may not have spent the first few minutes of the game watching a dog.
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Jake Patterson
4 years
@JoeyMulinaro Sorry Joey, oh wait no I'm not.
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
1 year
@SeanRossSapp But...but he liked that hat 😢
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Jake Patterson
5 years
@BarstoolRia These girls definitely aren't the smartest bunch
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Jake Patterson
5 years
@dog_feelings The good boy doing his own snoozles.
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
5 years
@colby2710 @ryansatin He's been complaining all week about everything on every show. We NEED wrestling right now more than ever and they can't just stand 6' apart from each other for an entire 2-3 hour show.
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Jake Patterson
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@StoolGametime He's so incredibly wrong it's not even funny.
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
2 years
@LightsCameraPod @barstoolsports And there's no greater stress than turning the news on only to see the ticker is already past your county alphabetically and you have to wait for it to come back around.
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
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@PatMcAfeeShow The fact that the best gif of Crosby you could find is of him being an immature child says a whole lot about him.
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
5 years
@WrestleVotes Because by the time Dynamite and NXT are over, I've gotten my fix for the week
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
11 months
Michigan and Florida St basketball both lost tonight. So there's only two schools with undefeated FBS football teams and basketball teams. Liberty and JMU.
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
3 years
@BarstoolMRags I said it on the pod this week, the Volk is a HYPER situational gun (Tuscan and MAYBE Desert Siege) there's zero reason to GA it or put an asterisk on an incredible event.
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Jake Patterson
2 years
@StoolGametime You ever watch high level League of Legends with someone who doesn't play? That's an EXPERIENCE.
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9 months
I can't deal with this "fire Ritchie" shit for another two months. It's a down year after the best player in school history graduated. Despite our recent success and comparisons to Gonzaga, WE'RE NOT. That man is closer to getting his name on the court than he is getting fired.
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
3 years
@TheMattCardona @GCWrestling_ It just has to look something like this
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Jake Patterson
1 year
@BasicallyIDoWrk Maryland crab, Maine lobster, Florida. East Coast wins in a landslide.
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Jake Patterson
4 years
@UrinatingTree Big Dick Nick And a giant pile of mercy from the football gods.
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
8 years
So now Vax's GF looks exactly like his sister and Vex's BF looks just like her brother. That's weird #CriticalRole
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Jake Patterson
5 years
@BarstoolFran Because she can't control him anymore if he's with Madison
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Jake Patterson
5 years
@KFCBarstool You just got finished fighting with the Serbians. Now you get to deal with an even more insane group of people, the anti-vaxers. I already have the popcorn ready.
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Jake Patterson
2 years
@editti22 Only in the world of Yankee entitlement is this okay.
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Jake Patterson
3 years
Halo 3 and a whole lot of trash talk
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
11 years
@FOXSportsLive playing "Love is Worth the Fight" by @switchfoot that's pretty great
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Jake Patterson
6 years
@AmaAmaLeeLee You mean like this?
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
5 years
@TheJimCornette @ryansatin @JordynneGrace For someone who claims to hate conservatives, you sure act like the worst stereotype of them. They are old school Southern Baptist churches less sexist than you.
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
8 months
I'm not crazy when I say that was the best atmosphere at a Liberty basketball game since the 2020 ASun Championship right?
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
4 years
So we all agree Liberty is totally capable of beating Syracuse next week right?
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Jake Patterson
3 years
@JakeSucky After that MSI disaster, no chance.
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Jake Patterson
3 years
I achieved peak Marylander with my lunch today. Awesome as always @JimmysSeafood
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Jake Patterson
4 years
@johncampea People who don't watch The Boys reading this tweet
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
11 months
Tulane being 17 is a crime against math, logic and football itself
@CFBONFOX
FOX College Football
11 months
Here's the AP Top 25 heading into Week 12 📊 What do you think of this week's rankings? ⤵️
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
4 years
@ATLFaZe We called MW 2019 "Camping Warfare" for a reason.
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Jake Patterson
5 years
@RossOnRasslin Quality of play is pretty good, broadcast production is AMAZING.
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Jake Patterson
7 years
I would like to see five 7th level characters take on an ancient red dragon considering seven 17th level characters were very scared of the same thing #CriticalRole
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Jake Patterson
3 years
Joe's theme 🔥🔥🔥 @MikeyRukus #AEWDynamite
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Jake Patterson
2 years
@Exit52Podcast NBC has an insane obsession with Pittsburgh, I'll never understand it.
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Jake Patterson
11 months
LOSING TO OLE MISS BY THREE SCORES SHOULD NOT CARRY THAT MUCH WEIGHT
@CFBHome
CFB Home
11 months
SOS 133 out of 133 teams...stop
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Jake Patterson
6 years
@matthewmercer Great, I just got this song out of my head. Not anymore I'll be singing it all day now
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Jake Patterson
2 years
Chad pointed this out and he's 100% right. This dude has played his entire Liberty career in the shadow of the best and two other top 5 players in school history while himself being firmly in the top 10 and never getting any credit for it. Thanks for everything 22.
@LibertyMBB
Liberty Men's Basketball
2 years
Smooth as 🧈 @KyleRode goes on a personal 8-0 run to put Liberty ahead! The senior has 16 points in the game. Flames take a 48-46 lead with 14:00 left in the game.
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Jake Patterson
4 years
@CritRoleStats Imagine trying to explain that first sentence to someone who has never watched Critical Role.
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Jake Patterson
3 years
Pokémon and it's not close. There's games that I enjoy more but I would NOT want to live in most of them.
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Jake Patterson
1 year
@dog_rates Another Gus!!
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Jake Patterson
8 months
I come back to a game for the first time since 2019 and this is what happens. If you didn't scream yourself horse at the game tonight, you did it wrong.
@LibertyMBB
Liberty Men's Basketball
8 months
ABSOLUTELY ELECTRIC ⚡️
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Jake Patterson
5 years
AEW: Ok Jake, we’ve brought you on to help us bring some fresh ideas to #AEW . What have you got. Me: Well I’ve gone ahead and drawn up a design document I think you’ll like it. AEW: This just says make Fyter Fest a yearly show Me: Moxley vs Omega. Street Fighter V. Do it.
@AmyNemmity
🔥Amy Nemmity🔥
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AEW: Ok Amy, we’ve brought you on to help us bring some fresh ideas to #AEW . What have you got. Me: Well I’ve gone ahead and drawn up a design document. Take a look. I think you’ll like it. AEW: This just says ELEVATED EL-ELEVATE ME TO THE SKY Me: Yes. Also whoa.
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Jake Patterson
11 months
This is a GOOD Furman team and Liberty is eating them alive the year after the best player in school history graduated. Ritchie McKay doesn't rebuild, he reloads.
@LibertyMBB
Liberty Men's Basketball
11 months
CP to JV for the thunderous slam!
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
10 months
This man opted out every November in Lynchburg
@UnnecRoughness
Unnecessary Roughness
10 months
More than just players are opting out!
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Jake Patterson
4 years
@Sebastian91U @spittinchiclets Which is exactly the point of the chart. Very few of us have but Flyers attendance has hardly changed in TWENTY YEARS.
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Jake Patterson
2 years
Me listening to My Mom's Basement today @RobbieBarstool
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Jake Patterson
5 years
As a kid who grew up wearing 8 in every single sport, this is high praise.
@Ravens
Baltimore Ravens
5 years
From one great 🎱 to another.
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@davidnasser @cedarville I love that people think Convo is a secret that gets dropped on students when they first arrive. No, we all knew exactly what we we're getting into.
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
7 years
😂😂😂 coldest take in history.
@OldTakesExposed
Freezing Cold Takes
7 years
Happy National Pepperoni Pizza Day. Bump: Oct 1986 via @freep : Food company marketing executive calls restaurant home delivery "a fad."
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Jake Patterson
2 years
@TheClemReport The "Brick By Brick" hashtag still creating the OpTic Texas logo on a tweet that has NOTHING to do with Call of Duty two months after the season ended is a very weird worlds colliding moment for me.
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
1 year
@BarstoolNate Like that one girl's story about her brother drinking so much chocolate milk that their grocery store asked her mom to let them know when he leaves for college so they don't order too much.
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Jake Patterson
2 years
@INTELHCSHalo I'm just imagining the absolute rage that would come from making it all the way to the Tartarus fight only to accidentally fall off the map.
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@RealPatterson50
Jake Patterson
2 years
Best player and key piece on three of the best teams in school history. Retire his number right away. Thanks for everything 🐐
@LibertyMBB
Liberty Men's Basketball
2 years
Forever thankful for you, 2.
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Jake Patterson
4 years
I love how much Smash has COMPLETELY embraced the memes.
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