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I yell at clouds and call it shitposting. Don't know when to shut up. Still have no remorse for it. For Uche.

Bottom of a sixtol
Joined April 2010
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@UrinatingTree
Schlasser
9 months
- Inconsistent fields, goalposts and sidelines for each franchise - Next to no attendance at many games - Livestreams are spotty, at best. Don't have good internet connections at the stadiums, rely on mobile hotspots - Philadelphia Soul undergo complete chaos (booted out of Super 8 Motel with players unable to get luggage, head coach resigns, all players cut, dress an AAL2 team as the Soul for game last week Team has no personal trainers, housing, workers comp, and only ordered one-way flights to Louisiana) - National Arena League suing the West Texas Desert Hawks for breach of contract, may be forced to leave new AFL - Louisiana Voodoo move from Lake Charles to Lafayette before a game is even played - League supposed to have games shown on the NFL Network. None have aired, and none will air on the channel for the season - AFL unable to financially support several franchises, including Rapid City Marshals and Philadelphia Soul - Iowa Rampage play one game, then immediately shut down due to rising costs Good god.
@SpringFBZone
Spring Football Zone
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BREAKING: The Iowa Rampage of the Arena Football League has announced that the team will be discontinued. #AFL
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Dalton Knecht just had the biggest sigh of relief in all of basketball.
@ShamsCharania
Shams Charania
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Lakers say the Mark Williams/Dalton Knecht trade has been rescinded.
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@marcin698601 @HornetsReddit Chris Paul to the Lakers, but that was for different reasons.
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@LiamPhelanNL That 03/04 squad had some all-time stinker lineups on it. This might be the worst lineup they've had since the 2011 series with the Lightning.
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@KidPink88 I give it two-three years before he's traded for magic beans.
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@DixiePapist It wasnt bc of that. Nutting has no interest in selling the team. Why would he? It's easy passive revenue for him.
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@FoolishBB I will not hear any Tony Wolters slander.
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@ryanpolls_ Last connection to the original NFL founders. If this gets the McCaskey's to sell, it'll be like when Dollar Bill died.
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We have gone too far astray from the light. We need to go back.
@TVSportsUpdates
Sports TV News & Updates
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And here's a full-screen look:
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The high-knees will cease. We are no longer riding in Pittsburgh.
@nflrums
NFL Rumors
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🚨 BREAKING #Steelers Russell Wilson will not return to the team, Pittsburgh going in another direction. #HereWeGo #SteelersNation
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So not only are the Chiefs into dark magic, they also apparently practice biological warfare.
@jasrifootball
JPAFootball
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𝗥𝗨𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗦: #Eagles DT Jalen Carter is dealing with an illness that has been spreading around the locker room, per Vic Fangio. He was a limited participant in practice for a second straight day, but Fangio is hopeful that Carter will play in the Super Bowl.
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@sportballotaku All of Chicago would probably buy me a drink if I did.
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Five million people too many. I watched like five minutes of it and was bored to tears.
@ProFootballTalk
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Pro Bowl flag football audience plummets by 18 percent, to 4.7 million.
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@TylerMunson7 I honestly think the McCaskey's might consider selling. Virginia was the main reason why they kept the team.
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@SamV_J Minnesota hadn't made a notable move in a year and a half. It's at least something lol.
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@fasc1nate
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What is the most iconic sports photograph ever taken?
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@ibluetune @akascarletVT Bc Salty Lardass.
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