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I yell at clouds and call it shitposting. Don't know when to shut up. Still have no remorse for it. For Uche.
Bottom of a sixtol
Joined April 2010
- Inconsistent fields, goalposts and sidelines for each franchise - Next to no attendance at many games - Livestreams are spotty, at best. Don't have good internet connections at the stadiums, rely on mobile hotspots - Philadelphia Soul undergo complete chaos (booted out of Super 8 Motel with players unable to get luggage, head coach resigns, all players cut, dress an AAL2 team as the Soul for game last week Team has no personal trainers, housing, workers comp, and only ordered one-way flights to Louisiana) - National Arena League suing the West Texas Desert Hawks for breach of contract, may be forced to leave new AFL - Louisiana Voodoo move from Lake Charles to Lafayette before a game is even played - League supposed to have games shown on the NFL Network. None have aired, and none will air on the channel for the season - AFL unable to financially support several franchises, including Rapid City Marshals and Philadelphia Soul - Iowa Rampage play one game, then immediately shut down due to rising costs Good god.
BREAKING: The Iowa Rampage of the Arena Football League has announced that the team will be discontinued. #AFL
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@LiamPhelanNL That 03/04 squad had some all-time stinker lineups on it. This might be the worst lineup they've had since the 2011 series with the Lightning.
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@DixiePapist It wasnt bc of that. Nutting has no interest in selling the team. Why would he? It's easy passive revenue for him.
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@ryanpolls_ Last connection to the original NFL founders. If this gets the McCaskey's to sell, it'll be like when Dollar Bill died.
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The high-knees will cease. We are no longer riding in Pittsburgh.
🚨 BREAKING #Steelers Russell Wilson will not return to the team, Pittsburgh going in another direction. #HereWeGo #SteelersNation
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So not only are the Chiefs into dark magic, they also apparently practice biological warfare.
𝗥𝗨𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗦: #Eagles DT Jalen Carter is dealing with an illness that has been spreading around the locker room, per Vic Fangio. He was a limited participant in practice for a second straight day, but Fangio is hopeful that Carter will play in the Super Bowl.
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@TylerMunson7 I honestly think the McCaskey's might consider selling. Virginia was the main reason why they kept the team.
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@SamV_J Minnesota hadn't made a notable move in a year and a half. It's at least something lol.
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