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COLD BEER… HOT LIGHTS… / Boston Sports / Political Junkie / Bad Stock Broker / Movie Buff / Tennis Lover / Bayern Munich / Larry David is my Spirit Animal

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@Plazuhbtw @DangeRussWilson He had a no trade clause lol he chose to do this
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@darrenrovell Fanatics is the worst company in the world
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@ShamsCharania Lmao he’s really gonna keep using this as an excuse? Making a mockery of people that actually are going through things
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@AdamSchefter @PatMcAfeeShow Lmfao guy loves attention. He should put that same effort into football. Maybe then he’d have more than 1 ring
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@WorldWideWob Doris acting like the fan shot Rondo lol
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@MichaelCumiske6 @LizCho7 Why do exactly 0 other countries have this problem Michael?
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@AdamSchefter Tyrod Taylor almost was accidentally killed by his team doctor the only thing that could be worse than that is being the starting QB for the Houston Texans
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@elonmusk @techAU You’re hurting Tesla just enough on your own Elon!
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@LizCho7 And yet no legislation that can ever effectively address this epidemic of gun violence in this country will pass. So fucking sad and maddening
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@stephen_neukam 0% chance CCM would leave the senate for a spot in the cabinet that would be too risky
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Completely unqualified
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@TheAthletic @ShamsCharania @TheAthleticNBA So why can’t he get vaccinated and then be upset about those things? Lmfaooo
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@ShaneGoldmacher Purchasing bud light to own the libs
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@RapSheet Embarrassing just get the vaccine. Jesus
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@AdamSchefter But no punishment for Rodgers? Lmao
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@darrenrovell That’s exactly what anecdotal is lol
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@DangeRussWilson I don’t think you love them that much you’ve been trying to force your way out for 2 years
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@ShamsCharania @TheAthletic The article says he “isn’t anti-science” he just wants to support those that are? Lmaoooooo
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@jakep316 @BradBennett5 @EndWokeness Great proof! Open your eyes lmfaoooo
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@AdamSchefter Covid Beasley
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@darrenrovell @ApexMarketing They just pulling numbers out of thin air lmao
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@RapSheet The problem isn’t overtime the problem is that the Bills played 25+ yards off coverage and let the Chiefs get into field goal range without any resistance lol
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LMAOOOOO 😭😭😭😭
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@TheAdamOfApples @Gyrohippo22 @jmclen @NAACPYOUNGBOY What a hilariously bad example James Gunn is making guardians of the galaxy 3 and the new suicide squad movie lmao
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@ESPNNFL @AdamSchefter Will Joe Rogan be able to help heel him??
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@AdamSchefter Both ankles sorry but that’s funny
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@AndrewSiciliano This is a ridiculous press conference
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@gregauman Hey Greg just wanted to thank you for the Bucs coverage this year, you’ve been stellar all season
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@billbarnwell Bill he lead his team to an astounding 4-12 record
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@SebLanez @kajzer_soze_ @NikolaVucevic No y’all are not you didn’t even qualify for the Europa league lmaoooo
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@AaronTorres_ @GregAbbott_TX He's citing a dissenting opinion? Lmfao
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@ProManimalUnity @hbomax @HouseofDragon We don’t need a trailer we already know it’s going to be a classic season… it’s Larry
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@RapSheet Nice of him to wait till 6 months after the season to get the surgery
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@HuffStoney @NaomiBiden @Lawrence Yeah very good point! It reads like a political bill. However, you would think that a guy who has been in politics for 20+ years would be able to read a bill similarly to how a 5th grader could read a 5th grade textbook. Sadly, I guess Marco doesn’t have that ability.
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People saying Drake hasn’t grown or changed as an artist like other hip hop dudes have? It took Jay-Z being almost 50 years old to release a cohesive introspective project. Drake experimented with Honestly Nevermind which is a lot more than most of your favorites have done
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@arielhelwani Poirier one of the best guys in that entire sport. Legitimately a good person
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@WorldWideWob Wtf did the commentator say? LMAO
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@GarrettEAtkins @blackkingkofi @jack Lmfaoooo oh wow such a huge difference
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@darrenrovell This is anecdotal but go off
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@elonmusk @TomFitton They actually are going to investigate him (you know this) but you’ve just became a partisan hack because you’re now a conservative folk hero and all you care about is attention
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@nojumper Ask him to define Marxism
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@BuffaloBills A true embarrassment to his team and the league lol
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@collyninx Fixed it for you
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@TomCottonAR Tom Cotton advocating for popular vote winners to win elections?
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@rogbennett Roger with a take like this I assume you also believe that Danny McBride’s Eastbound & Down grew the game of baseball as well??
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@WizardKingThoth @MeekMill They legit all got recalled today lmfao
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Clipse released their first album when in 2002. Pusha T’s entire catalog is still about selling Coke 23 years later. Artists are who they are. Very few make seismic shifts from what works. Don’t know what y’all want lol
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@AdamSchefter Was this taken with a microwave?
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@GarysheffieldJr @wojespn Naw they dodged a bullet trading that much for a guy that isn’t top 20 and can’t defend
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@big_business_ He’s not close to being better than Jokic but I appreciate the effort
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@josemorgado I forgot that covid only spreads during the night
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@envyrgn @KDTrey5 Is Ingram standing on a stool in this picture? He’s like 3-4 inches shorter than KD lol
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@mattyglesias Supporting RFK Jr. Is actually significantly more embarrassing than supporting Marianne Williamson in 2020. I don’t get how people can do it in any serious capacity
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@darrenrovell @BetMGM He needs to fly to Vegas immediately go to a high limit table and find someone to loan him $400k to bet Packers ML
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@angry_goof @arielhelwani Prolly because he’s not using their beer sponsor for it
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@AdamSchefter @LVMPD That’s terrible. Millions of dollars and still drunk driving smh
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@Stako_tennis Lmaooo maybe he should have got vaccinated or not flaunted that he got an exemption on social media??
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@_Graysonblazer @AdamSchefter If Bucs didn’t have Tom Brady they would be 0-14
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@darrenrovell @PointsBetUSA Betting $200k on a random Tuesday night college basketball game is peak degenerate behavior… I respect it
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@minakimes Rubin is the most insufferable person in sports which is incredible because Darren Rovell is involved in sports lol
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@NFL_DovKleiman @TomPelissero Everybody has him as a 1st round prospect that’s such revisionist history lmao
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@espn @AdamSchefter They don’t have a legitimate case. They’re independent contractors and the PGA Tour has the authority to decide who is allowed/not allowed to play as long as it isn’t discriminatory towards a protected class (which this isn’t).
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@KevinOConnorNBA @WholeMarsBlog Lmfaoooo of course you rented one of those ugly pieces of crap
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LEGGO!!!!!!
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@BeatinTheBookie @minakimes You pay for twitter LMFAO
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@Emma01018309 @charliekirk11 Mark Kelly will be re-elected. The cope is through the roof :)
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@jonfavs McConnell can’t be topped imo but Cotton is trying his hardest
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@NBAHistory Could you imagine if Twitter was around when this happened?! Would have broken the app
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@BillSimmons Oh Jesus Christ can’t wait for the prisoner of the moment takes on tonight’s pod Bill! Remember on Tuesday when you said the Suns have 3 top 20 players or that you could make the case for Chris Paul over LeBron James and/or Anthony Davis? Lol
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@WGRZ @AdamSchefter Pats fan here. The Bills fan base is awesome when they do stuff like this (and also jump through tables)
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@rundrye @the_silentR @XXL There’s no way they have that be a requirement but I hope they do
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@WizardKingThoth @MeekMill Bought it off Elon they all like this lmfao
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@BarackObama I was 10 years old when you made the announcement. My mom and dad volunteered and had me make phone calls as well. First time I was politically engaged and it ended up leading to me working on the Biden campaign in 2020. #Obama08
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I am crying tears of laughter
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@GarrettEAtkins @blackkingkofi @jack Congrats and I said wow that’s such a huge difference making fun of you because it’s practically the same thing and also LMAO at you paying for this objective failure of a site
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@wonder1369 @SharpFootball That was embarrassing lol
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@NvictusManeo @BleacherReport Yeah I’m not a Kyrie fan but this is a really good and fair answer
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@Herald41039718 @AdamSchefter Those hurt pretty bad HERALD
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@Cindtrillella Lmao the entirety of Euphoria is based off of twitter searches too
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@DangeRussWilson Awesome tribute, but you still forced your way out of Seattle LMAO
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@AdamSchefter Isn’t he 63 years old in Runningback years?
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@NFL_DovKleiman @JamesPalmerTV Then the refs giftwrapped the game for them that was nice of them
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@HexzelBack @KyrieIrving Your kids gonna call you an idiot my man
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@iMiaSanMia @cfbayern Choupo is a good player but he cannot be the main 9 for a team like Bayern come on
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Drake making that "low energy" song is a white flag but Kendrick making Meet The Grahams which was even more low energy was valid? Lmfao aight okay man
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@VitalStartups @MicahhParsons11 You offended because you’re also paying for a free app. Y’all are weirdos 🤣
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@centralparks_ @ettingermentum Damn that's a bad use of money man also what did you do when Biden's $1400 check hit your account?
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@fadde @espn @AdamSchefter KC gets more calls than any team in the history of football. Their OL commits penalties almost every snap
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@nfldraftscout @JohnrussIII Crying at you calling LeBron soft and then tweeting this without any awareness whatsoever
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@unusual_whales Lmao a total nothing story. The Trump White House had the same access to these tools.
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@ZaidJilani What an accomplishment! “We have low Covid rates now because everyone got covid because we didn’t care if they do”
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@AdamSchefter Lmfaooo Tom Brady should win it unanimously. Jonathan Taylor isn’t even doing anything extraordinary he’s just having a great running back season. He or Kupp can take home OPOY but no chance he should even be considered a legitimate MVP option
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@coinancial @rundrye @the_silentR @XXL It’s still killing 1,000+ people a day
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@UcheOfforjebe The double standards are hilarious when 50 does it it's funny when Drake does it he's being immature? Maybe your guy Kendrick should actually drop?
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