Spooky Wurmple
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God displays his inconceivable power by showing us that even Reddit moderators can be saved, truly a miracle
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You let noncitizens vote in elections?
BREAKING: House has passed a bill to ban noncitizens from voting in local DC elections.
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Homosexual behavior has been found in over 1,500 species. Homophobia is found in only one.
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The most intelligent being in the Ben 10 universe has canonically read the Bible
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>“Why doesn’t God show himself to anyone”
>posts picture of Jesus
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“I will have mercy on whom I have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I have compassion”
@sovereignbrah
Jesus cant save these hoes and neither can you. You trad cons need to realize feminism is here to stay and isn't going anywhere. Adapt to the new normal or keep getting married by the church and destroyed by the state.
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“Revenge bad” is completely true and based and I actually think more stories should end that way
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In light of cringe Protestant takes this meme is still as appropriate as ever
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Only one? Bummer
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One of my least-liked design elements of suburban design is this inaccessible landing I see in foyers.
Any creative solutions for "staging" it out there?
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“That concludes the Gospel of John, would you say you’re ready to give your life to Christ?”
“Goo goo gaga”
“A fine confession if I’ve ever heard one, truly representative of childlike faith. Time to get dunked in the creek young son of God”
Credobaptist guy who baptizes infants if the Bible has been read to them at least once since Faith comes by hearing the Word
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“You believe in predestination?”
“Yes”
“So you don’t believe in free will?”
“I do”
“But you said you believe in predestination”
“Yes”
“That’s contradictory!”
“No it isn’t”
“How?”
“God is beyond our understanding”
“You’re dodging the question”
“He truly works in mysterious ways”
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Mfw people are arguing over whether Tolkien or Lewis is better
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>“think Mary veneration is worship and therefore idolatry”
>“Are you calling the Mother of God a demon?”
Why are Papists like this
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All the 5 year old Bluey fans are gonna be devastated when it’s time to move in real life and their dad doesn’t do this
It's absolutely crazy to have this air with all the other toddler shows, it's on such a different level
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Meme would be better if you didn’t include a direct quote from Peter as though it was some silly theory
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“Israelites can worship Baal too”
Christians can worship Aphrodite too. Just pray to Her as the spirit of Love and Beauty. Buy a statue of Aphrodite. Build an altar for Her. Light incense and make offerings to Her. In so doing, you will bring Love and Beauty into your life.
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Thread of random thumbnails that were in my YouTube recommendations today
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>thread arguing that “Jesus affirmed same sex relationships but the English translation hid this”
>look inside
>it’s actually a thread arguing that Jesus affirmed pederasty
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You killed the man, not the idea (Hint: 🐰🎄🎃🎅)
First of all I would like to say if anybody has any negative comments please don't , this is for my true Christian family on here. :) love you all.
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I have already been called an atheist twice for this meme
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Yeah God had to balance the teams since Rome got Tolkien
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>implying Jesus isn’t real
@ProtWurmple
That is a painting of Jesus.
And this is a painting of Krampus. Does this mean Krampus is real?
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Haters can’t stand to see a silly fellow loving Christ
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People prefer Reddit cosmic horror or violent paganism because they can’t handle the infinitely greater true terror of an almighty being who actually cares about them
Everyone wants to make and worship their own desert baal instead of Christ
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The problem is how many people think the afterlife is just like normal life but longer
It blows my mind people like this think they’re intelligent.
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Using “it was made in the 30s” as an argument implies that people in the 30s were so racist that everything they made was about their own racist beliefs and they couldn’t have something else as the main point of their story
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God rn
Pray for Richard Dawkins, God can soften the hardest hearts.
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The birth of Christ is an event of indescribable beauty and joy, actually
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When you materialism so hard you don’t believe in more than three dimensions
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Hercules is also a demon
“Demon” and he’s literally our equivalent of Hercules
Calling one of the gods of a whole religion a “demon” is beyond offensive and just reeks of racism.
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New most liked post
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E-Orthos on their way to deny the authority of scripture to own the Prots
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“Theology? I just believe the Bible I guess. Creeds? Never heard of that, is it some Catholic thing? Confession of Faith? Like that thing you do before you get baptized? Anyway you’re coming to the church potluck right? My wife is making green bean casserole.”
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Theotokos: Real and Orthodox
Perpetual Virgin: Maybe real, but shouldn’t be dogma
Bodily Assumption: Fake and Gay, shouldn’t be dogma, but harmless
Immaculate Conception: Fake and Gay, shouldn’t be dogma
Intercessor/Co-Redemptrix: Fake and Gay, actively Anti-Gospel and Idolatry
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Common Prot W
Catholic- Beautiful, Realistic
Orthodox- Meaningful, Symbolic
Protestant- Error 403, Error 404
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Reminder that Jesus isn’t going to bar you from Heaven for guessing the age of the earth wrong
There are many different ways to understand Genesis 1
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Isn’t Gru his last name why did he name his son Gru Gru
First look at Gru Jr in ‘DESPICABLE ME 4’.
In theaters on July 3.
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It’s okay but I feel like they could’ve come up with something cooler
Not sure how to feel about this flag, my fellow Christians?
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Mfw I see another “America must become a based Catholic Monarchy” post
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Every man deserves a quirky mid to wake him up in the morning and make him breakfast like this
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Why are people mowing their yards when they could have this!?
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Augustine’s Confessions Book 1
I’m visiting the Lawrence Public Library and found what is possibly the strongest opener for any book ever
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>Uncover conspiracy within the church and discover they’re in league with demons
>fight demons masquerading as angels in service of the church
>kill the Pope after he tries to become a false Messiah and then destroy his giant idol
What did Capcom mean by this?
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“My super cool OC is totally way stronger and bettter than that loser nerd character”
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@Strangeland_Elf
>story heavily emphasizing Providence where evil is ultimately defeated by apparent coincidence thanks to an undeserved act of mercy (Gollum being spared)
“Uh I don’t see how this is Christian they don’t even pray or anything”
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@KingOfSalt4
>girl refusing to leave her grieving Mother-in-Law who just lost both of her children
“Wow this is so gay”
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>Godzilla being heroic makes no sense cuz his origins are dark how could the Americans do this
Bro has NOT watched Japanese Godzilla movies
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“I’m atheist because unlike Christians, I actually read the Bible”
*posts the most obvious misinformation about the Bible that can be disproven in 15 seconds*
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Protests used to build churches like this, what happened?
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>Local Presbyterian church
>look inside
>images of Christ
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Yes, for the most part
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Counter signaling missionary work is one of the weirdest things Twitter Christians constantly do
Evangelicals will go on colonizer mission trips to Zimbabwe but won't go across the street to First Methodist Church to evangelize the lukewarm boomers there. Shame
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On God I need Scott Cawthon to take all that extra money and experience he gained from the FNAF era and start making sci-fi RPGs again
"Dang I wish there was fun and interesting Christian content out there"
Scott Cawthon:
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America
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We just found out he passed away 2 hours ago
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An argument for why the American government must recognize Catholicism as the true religion
A thread
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QT with a meme you made
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Imagine being mad at this post lmao
Christian before skin color
Christian before ethnicity
Christian before nationality
Christian before anything
We must always remember this. Not to idolize your flesh or your country.
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Common Baptist W
explaining to my cradle Catholic husband that baptist sermons go on for about an hour and you're expected to listen to the whole thing silently and some of the old ladies even take notes
he's horrified
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Finally, Old Sheldon
First look at Sheldon & Amy in the final episode of ‘YOUNG SHELDON’
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Guy who thinks that Solomon having hundreds of wives is supposed to be one of his virtues
Ahab — 1 wife
Herod — 1 wife
Ananias — 1 wife
Pontius Pilate — 1 wife
Jeroboam — 1 wife
Nebuchadnezzar. — 1 wife
Haman — 1 wife
And they all lost their way and betrayed God.
1. Abraham — 2 wives
2. Jacob — 4 wives
3. David — 4 wives
4. Solomon — 700 wives
5. Rehoboam
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