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"B-but Gunther, billions might die!"
"Alles für Evropa."
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I call upon NATO to liberate Königsberg (currently called "Kaliningrad") as a first step to bring about
#ExRussia
#FehlingerDoctrine
Lithuanian Defense Minister tells Ukrainian President that Russia is moving troops from Kaliningrad to Kursk
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So apparently the Nazis during the Weimar Republic made some sort of "Average Hindenburg fans vs average Hitler enjoyer" meme...
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@ElectionLegal
Still so ironic how the foundation of the Anti-Defamation League was caused by the DEFAMATION of a black guy by a Jew that was so unbelievably that not even 1910s white Southerners (including the KKK) believed it...
I hope Kanye talks about this in his current arc... 😹😹😹
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People will see a humanitarian crisis and think "How can I make this all about me?"
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@tweeterkajiger
@QuarantinedCoof
Something something glasshouse, something something stones.
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"I'm a grown ass man who wants to cuddle."
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@tweeterkajiger
@QuarantinedCoof
Petitioning the government to make witchcraft a crime again
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@ElectionLegal
Circumcising children unless it's due to actual medical problems should be banned. Simple as.
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"YOU MEAN EUROPOORS WILL NO LONGER SLANDER MY HECCIN HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP ZOG-TARTERINOS"
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How I sleep knowing that Holy Scripture containeth all things necessary to salvation.
@bro_ortho
Submission to the Roman Pontiff is necessary for salvation. You will not be able to claim ignorance if u refuse
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>join Protestant GC named Luther did nothing wrong
>ask whether there are any Lutherans in it
>it's only two
>ask whether they are the crypto-Calvinist or crypto-Papist kind of Lutheran
>"They are good Lutherans, sir."
>it's one crypto-Calvinist and one crypto-Papist
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Me, after remembering that Christ tells us to love our enemies:
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We will adopt your baby
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"Hohoho! Merry Christmas, everyone! But let's first see who's on my much feared naughty list. No. 1: Adolf Hitler for being a wicked, murderous tyrant. I guess that's not too surprising given that he clearly hated Christ..."
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"YOU MEAN EUROPOORS WILL NO LONGER SLANDER MY HECCIN HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP ZOG-TARTERINOS"
It’s funny to see the country that gave us Surströmming (canned rotten fish) call pop tarts disgusting.
But hey, America bad amirite?
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@RockNRollMoomin
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"We must protect femboys at all costs!"
- Dr. Jordan B. Peterson
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Men, your dream girl isn't on dating apps or at a nightclub, she's:
~ nonexistent
~ in a relationship
~ not interested in you
Men, your dream girl isn't on dating apps or at a nightclub, she's:
~ At church
~ At the farmer's market
~ In the library
~ In a bookstore
~ Sipping a whole milk latte in a cute cafe
~ Baking sweet treats for loved ones
~ Spending time in nature
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@heavybagofbones
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I say inshallah and mashallah bc Allah means God and there's no God but God and Jesus Christ is the Son of God 😤☝️
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Papists when the Bishop of Rome who they claim has the God given office to be the supreme pontiff of the catholic Church with universal jurisdiction acts like he's the supreme pontiff of the catholic Church with universal jurisdiction:
Like a Soviet-era dictator, and in a raw exercise of power without provision of law, Pope Francis has removed Bp. Joseph Strickland as bishop of Tyler, TX.
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@BestoGiogio
@SolAmericae
@ShitpostGate
I low-key love the word Latinx bc it's one of the only slurs you can say while looking woke at the same time 😹
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@Silly_Billy14
@sterizen
@shankysanghi
@TerribleMaps
Based on putting some (not strict enough) restrictions on killing innocent people, you gosh darn Nederlandcel
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@DialecticalP
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He went from Conservative to fascist? Gosh, we really gotta stop that alt-right pipeline!
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@Der_Parrot
OH NO! Not a relatively undetailed map of the obvious plans basically everyone knows about!
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@bigtiddygothgf9
@zaptiee
English teachers be like "I don't know whether you *can*, Meowbah but you may."
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>German federal parliament passes "Marriage for all"
>years later I'm still not married
>consider suing the government for failing to provide me with a kawaii waifu (I'm in dire need of desu)
>mfw finding out "Marriage for all" was simply a euphemism for same-sex marriage
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"P-Please put your phone away and stop posting photos and videos! You're getting people killed!!!"
"..."
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Thread: How the Prussian Union of Churches caused me to not have a gf
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@eXnihilO_
@redeemed_zoomer
Actually, the Three Creeds, Nicene Creed, Athanasius' Creed, and that which is commonly called the Apostles' Creed, ought thoroughly to be received and believed: for they may be proved by most certain warrants of Holy Scripture.
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The Christian Twitter user urge to post an stupidly unnuanced take on race-mixing (this time in the other direction than usual).
No race-mixing is not bad let alone a sin, nor is it one of the best things ever to happen to humanity
Sometimes things are just neutral...
Race mixing is one of the best things to ever happen to humanity, let us use this God-given gift to our advantage.
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"Yeah, I affirm TULIP:
Total loneliness
Unconditional rejection
Limited rizz
Irresistible blackpill
Perseverance of the femoids"
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You know what, Ian? I think if my definition of the word woman was "someone who identifies as a woman (which is someone who identifies as a woman which is someone who identifies as a woman,...)", I'd probably be silent on that issue and last time I checked that was your position
“Trans women aren’t women, women have X”
“But there are cis women who don’t have X”
“Yeah, they’re the exception”
“So trans women are part of the group of women with that exception”
“No, because women also have Y”
“But there are cis women who don’t have Y”
“Yeah but—
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@DerEwigeSerbe
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"Ukrainecels be talking about decommunization. How about they decommunize deez nuts fr fr"
"no cap tovarich Putin the soviet patriots are in control"
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Homophobia is when you enforce public indecency laws. The more you enforce them, the more homophobic you are. And if you enforce them a whole lot - that's literally Stalin bringing back sodomy laws and sending gays to the gulag.
Literally 1984!!!
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Jesus is God, the Blessed Virgin Mary is His Mother which makes her the Mother of God. It's that simple. There's no way of denying this without committing some kind of Christological heresy.
AVOID IDOLATRY🚨🚨🚨🚨
Mary is NOT the “Mother of God”.
She did NOT birth the Father or the Holy Spirit!
She was NOT sinless.
She was blessed amongst women, not above women.
If Mary could speak to Roman Catholics today she would say "REPENT AND BELIEVE THE GOSPEL! PLEASE!"
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@not_our_guy
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Funny how certain people suddenly adopt an unironically woke definition of racism just to straw man you.
"Racial hatred is bad, actually"
"Uh why do you support heccin mass immigrationerino? I'm very intelligent 🤓"
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"YOU ARE A PROTESTANT! YOU ARE A PROTESTANT! YOU ARE A PROTESTANT!"
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Mom, come get me, the Lutherans are pretending they aren't Protestant again
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@wienerschizo
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"Well, I actually enjoy having been subject to genital mutilation as a child bc I would be too retarded to wash my own pp properly."
"So true! It's great bc it takes me longer to coom during le wholesome 100 epic sexerino (which I'm DEFINITELY having) probably like 69 hours XD"
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Congress: Ducks are banned
Trump: Thanks to Obamna we've got these geese, horrible geese, we should ban them too.
ATF: Well, if you think about it, this type of goose kinda looks like a duck, quacks like a duck,... it's now banned
SCOTUS: That's not how laws work in this country
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@ElectionLegal
The Greek rejoices as he hears that a politician of partly Turkish descent resigns
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Being a trad High Churchm*n while living in a moderate Piet*st Family
CW: Abuse
(Please Retweet so I don't get shadowbanned thanks)
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#RestoreEvangelicalFaithAndCatholicOrder
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"So I'm trying to prank
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by signing him up for Grindr. I enter his phone number and believe it or not: one of the boys must have had the same idea because there's this error message 'the entered number has already been used'. Great minds really think alike."
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"Erm, Hitler youth much"
Germany, Thuringia regional parliament election today:
Infratest dimap exit poll (among 18-24 year olds)
AfD-ESN: 38%
LINKE-LEFT: 16%
CDU-EPP 13%
BSW-NI: 12%
SPD-S&D: 7%
GRÜNE-G/EFA: 6%
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#ltwth
#thueringenwahl2024
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"No wife? No fiancée? Not even a gf? Yikes, what a horrible person you are. Disgusting."
It's not your looks
It's not your height
It's not your jaw line
It's not your gut
It's not your income
It's not your education
It's not your social awkwardness
It's not your environment
It's your insufferable attitude and depressing personality and mammoth sized entitlement
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@Cooper_jordan15
@hates_juan
@HunterAA6
Yes, Christian morality is a real thing.
Also the separation of Church and state (btw not even enumerated in the US constitution) is often grossly misinterpreted.
So your LGBTQIAFBIATFCIA+ neo-religion doesn't mean shit either.
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@IrrationalChad
No sympathy for people who don't tip their landlord and then complain about "false eviction notices"
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I never would have thought I'd be able to reuse this meme...
Introducing Father Justin, the New Interactive AI from Catholic Answers
Catholic Answers, the number-one lay Catholic apostolate of apologetics and evangelization, is excited to announce the release of our new “Father Justin” interactive AI app. This innovative digital
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Yet another day of Kyle Rittenhouse trending on Twitter...
If you genuinely believe he is a murderer, you should unironically be disqualified from ever serving on a jury.
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"Enjoying your ZOGcake like a good goy?"
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"While you're having fun, sixteen Gazans were killed."
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"Why don't you think about that while you're eating your cake, you little brat?"
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At a child's birthday party, I walk up to the birthday boy and say "Hey, while you're having fun, sixteen Gazans were killed. Why don't you think about that while you're eating your cake, you little brat?"
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"YOU ARE A PROTESTANT! YOU ARE A PROTESTANT! YOU ARE A PROTESTANT!"
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Some people be like "Be gay, do crime" but when you're then offering them to make it easier for them to do both at once, you're suddenly "homophobic" and "violating their substantive due process right to privacy".
Make up your mind already smh
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The Jews really must be a curious people because I keep hearing about a "Jewish question".
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