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"You see if we re-define leadership skills in a way that doesn't reflect reality then women are better at it."
christian men: “god created women to be homemakers”
god’s creation:
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This guy got the highest sentence the judge was able to give (18 years, half in solitary and the other half hard labor) and public opinion was that this was way too mild and they should have hanged him instead.
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Evil people exist but civilized society never thought this was acceptable.
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Of course female leadership is more palatable to a feminized society, that doesn't disprove anything.
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It’s not an insult to say that married couples have sex.
Imagine insulting the loving mother of Jesus Christ and then after dying looking into Jesus’s eyes and saying “Yeah, but faith alone! It’s all good.” 😬
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Leif Erikson (Lutheran) was there before Columbus and Vespucci
@Catholic_bro
Ironically if Catholics never found the land Protestants would never go there to begin with.
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One of these that doesn’t portray Protestants as „le bad“???? I never thought I’d see the day
Which denomination are you?
> Catholic, Orthodox or Protestant?
✝️☦️✝️
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Schizo Revenge porn
Sister Maria Serafini of the Sacred Heart, below right, beatified in May 2011, saw Luther in a vision in the deepest place in Hell. He was on his knees surrounded by a huge number of devils with hammers driving large iron nails into his skull.
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The fundamental Problem with this of course being that the epistles preceded the gospels. So if there were conflict in christology (there isn't) the earlier works would actually have a higher christology.
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14 hours before this he posted an anti Protestant meme
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"You haven't even read Calvin"
"I don't read heretics"
"Then you can't speak on his theology"
"No you don't understand ... I'm illiterate."
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Hating on people who spread the gospel is certainly one way to make E-apologia
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*suddenly shows up on my TL with a thread on why he is converting to Orthodoxy*
*Has been flooding it with coal ever since*
*Refuses to leave*
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Liturgical horseshoe theory, both is more about spectacle than about God.
Catholics: Incense
Protestants: Fog machine
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I too am an extraordinarily humble person
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Roman Catholics really will say “To be deep in history is to cease to be Protestant” and then post the most ahistorical church history take to ever grace this platform
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"How can I make this about Mary?"
Using the image from the Shroud of Turin, knowing that Jesus obtained all his genetic material from his mother, we can speculate what the Blessed Virgin Mary probably looked like during the Ministry of Christ and after.
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Notice how all the cool parts are Protestant
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The historic illiteracy of Papists on this website is disturbing
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Legalistic religions and trying to outsmart God, name a better duo
Fun fact.
Capybaras are eaten during Lent in Venezuela because they are considered “fish” by the Vatican.
Sometime between the XVI and XVIII centuries, Venezuelan clergymen wrote to the Vatican with a special request. They had discovered an animal that lived in water, had
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I wonder why he didnt use an acutal picture of a first century church
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Rejecting your sophistry does not mean we don't understand it
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The people who say stuff like “Jesus was a revolutionary socialist and a victim of police violence” would have cheered when he was nailed to the cross
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No way! You would have to be stupid to believe something like that
If you ever feel stupid remember:
Some people think the Catholic Church burned people alive for reading the Bible
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Inside of you there are two papists. One accuses all Protestants of being Nestorians. The other posts Luther quotes about Marian veneration.
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„DUDE“
@IndianaBrunner
Dude - ZWINGLI said Mary is the new Ark. Do you really wanna be more low-church than ZWINGLI?
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"America First"
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No Protestant country ever persecuted Catholics with the same genocidal cruelty France did the Huguenots. You cannot build a case for their persecution being even preemptive self defense.
This is actually a great argument for the harshness of the French Catholic approach. If they had been more lenient, they would have been the ones getting massacred soon
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This may surprise but God is not held to the same standard of morality as man.
Protestants: Don’t make images of Jesus. That’s idolatry.
God:
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No church that claims apostolic succession (in the papist sense of the word) has actually managed to preserve apostolic doctrine so forgive me if I’m skeptical.
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"Thank you God for making me so humble, not like that Protestant over there"
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Mary: *gives birth to God*
Roman Catholics: *Start giving her honors due only to God*
Mary: *gives birth to God*
Online Protestants: mmmm not impressed
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61 % of American Catholics support gay marriage compared to 29 % of Evangelicals.
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Im calling the Departement of Energy, there’s an illegal coal mining operation going on.
“Reformed” Protestant theology is a 500 year old, false man-made tradition & belongs in the trash. 🗑️
The early Church & Church Fathers were unmistakably Catholic🕊️✝️🇻🇦
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But Moses did defeat an enemy race by means of battle, the Amalekites.
“Your pagan ancestors converted to Christianity” they scream, but what is meant here by “Christianity”? The propaganda used to entice the Germanic peoples bore little resemblance to what we now consider to be Christianity. Remember that the majority of people even in 1500 were
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The Puritans would have crushed you with heavy stones
If I were to become a believing Christian I’d become an old style Calvinist you mad? (By old style I mean one of the New England ones who took doctrine of election to its natural conclusion that you are no longer bound by laws or duties to other men).
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Just make stuff up
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It’s insane how racist leftists become once they think it’s socially acceptable
Vaguely “middle eastern” food truck with no identifying nationality was seen
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Balduin didn’t wear a mask. Which you would know if your knowledge of him came from anything else than Kingdom of Heaven edits.
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My unbiased outsider perspective is that American politics suffers from a severe lack of WASPs in high positions
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In the right is literally just Mexico. You would expect American Nationalists to want America to stay American.
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Hey Protestants, if Sola Scriptura is real why doesn't the bible talk to me?
My Bible is on my desk, self-interpreting, self-authenticating and being the sole infallible authority for faith, morals and practice.
I'm just waiting for it to tell me what's up.
Not sure why it's so quiet though.
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it’s actually
Lutheran church: Martin Luther King jr. 1965 AD
Anglican Church: King Arthur 5th century AD
Catholic Church: Emperor Constantine 325 AD
Baptist church: John the Baptist 28 AD
Reformed church: Adam 4000 BC
Who started your Church?
• Protestant Church (Martin Luther, 1517 AD)
• Catholic Church (Pope Leo I, 451 AD)
• Orthodox Church (Jesus Christ, 33 AD)
• Freemason Church (King Solomon, 966 BC)
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I thought marry didn't have birth pains? You know on account of her being sinless.
I'm sorry, but you can't be this challenged....
This is so obviously Mary that you have to do the craziest lunatic mental gymnastics for it to be otherwise.
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Never ceases to amaze me what a f*ggot you are either but here we are
It never ceases to amaze me that there are Americans scared of migration from Latin America.
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Accurate because these shit tier apologetics really would only work on someone who is totally uninformed concerning the canon.
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It’s because she’s an e-grifter and converting to Papism is the “trad” thing to do. Remember that offline the opposite is still much more common.
Q to my fellow Protestants: This is the grand-daughter of Protestant theologian Johannes Vlaardingerbroek. Why did she turn to Rome & not Geneva or London? My hunch is it has a lot to do with the degradation of the Bible's integrity & authority among Protestants themselves.
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The Roman Empire
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The daughter was 13 when she met the guy she later married and he was 39 at the time. Just feel like this should be mentioned.
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Studying the church fathers is not the same as reading some apologists quotemine
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Funny how conspiracy theorists like this always accuse us of changing the Bible to fit our ideology and then come up with batshit insane stuff like this.
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HEY PROTESTANTS
do protestants even believe Jesus was resurrected from the dead or is that also “just symbolism”
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With more and more Indians gaining access to the internet he has been completely vindicated though. Truly ahead of his time.
this is all so much worse than I remembered it being what the fuck is wrong with him
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Such arrogance in the comments. It must be because he’s stubborn or because he didn’t understand them. Not once does it occur to them that they’re just wrong.
Welp I read the Apostolic Fathers, the Cappadocian fathers, and LOTS of Athanasius and I'm still Presbyterian.
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This completely fails to take the reasons for rejecting the creed into account. Someone who agress with the creed in substance but rejects it as a confessional document for Biblicist reasons is far better than someone who claims to accept it while denying fundamentals in the
@masonmennenga
I agree that rejecting the Nicene Creed is theologically worse than being gay-affirming
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Midwit.jpeg
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Almost 38k likes, a chorus of barely literate clapping seals
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How is this anything other than the eating Christ rebuked in Capernaum? If the bread becomes his body not just in substance but in the accidents then eating it is cannibalism plain and simple. Something our God would never command or expect from his disciples.
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You know who said this? Not Nestorius but John Calvin
@bibeIradikaI
No it's not minor. It's heresy to deny that she is mother of God. It's Nestorianism
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Apparently Protestants in the Netherlands are more religious than Muslims
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@AvieliaAus
@GrimWeeper4
Honestly I think the judge was trying to kill him by way of the sentence. Especially since he specified a low calory diet.
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If I remember correctly Nietzsche hated Luther because in his eyes he returned Christianity to its original form, which Nietzsche hated.
weird how most of the rw/pagan anti-Christians hate Catholicism but are cool with most forms of Protestantism imagine that
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You’re a deeply unserious person but then the meme was deeply unserious to begin with. As if a Protestant pastor is somehow worse because he doesn’t play dress up.
If you really want to go there....
I'm more then happy to swap out the Evangelical preacher in the meme for a "Classical Protestant"
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I remember a Catholic on here teling me that their converts were intellectually superior to ours.
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@XenophonCut
@SpringhouseFilm
Because this isn't biblical. The bible doesn't prohibit the measured drinking, and even speaks positively on it. If you excommunicate someone from church because he drinks low amounts at social events you're abusing the authority given to you.
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Stupid community note. Authors aren’t an inherent authority in fact often they are really bad at understanding the implications of their own work.
Lord of the Rings is a masterful and edifying work - but...
It is certainly not a Christian.
Rather, it fits much more comfortably in the mold of the old heroic Pagan epics.
Little thread 🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵
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This country with an established Reformed Protestant state church
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When a Catholic tells me that more people who get into church history become Catholic or Orthodox than Protestant
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Mad tyrant who tried to sell the country to the Spanish to beloved queen that build the backbone of the British empire.
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"Wherefore it is undoubted that there is no religion wherever there is an image. For if religion consists of divine things, and there is nothing divine except in heavenly things; it follows that images are without religion" - Lactantius 3rd century AD
Your friendly daily reminder that the “early church” was Catholic, not Protestant🇻🇦
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Of course what this really shows is that they don't actually care about God. They car about the asthetics and here they can portray themselves in a cool and asthetic way.
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Very interesting case. The priests who conducted the exorcism were close followers of Lefebvre and claimed that the Virgin Mary was forcing the demons to tell the truth, which of course completely coincided with their opinions. IIRC they were both convicted of manslaughter.
Real recordings of a demon speaking during the exorcisms of Anneliese Michel in Germany, 1975.
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Remember they’re not actually serious people
@JonnyRoot_
The sexual revolution has its roots (no pun intended) in the Protestant Reformation when everybody could judge for themselves right and wrong because everybody could interpret Scripture for themselves.
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When they say god they mean the pope
Did we stutter? We want to remake this nation in God’s image, not worship a masonic dishrag.
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Top two soyjaks are citing obscure saints that not even most of their co religionists know about
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Kind of insane how he renounced apologetics to focus on inter-protestant squabbling
The church is NOT just “a people”
It’s the Kingdom of God on earth, which includes people and BUILDINGS
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Origen opposed any kind of images being used in Christian worship. If you showed him this he would probably mistake it for a pagan temple.
“This Virgin Mother of the Only-begotten of God, is called Mary, worthy of God, immaculate of the immaculate, one of the one.” Origen, Homily 1 {A.D. 244}.
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Orthos gave themselves over to idolatry which is why the Lord allowed the Mohammedans to conquer them and claim their largest church.
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1. all stripes of Reformed (Presbyterian, Anglican, Continental, congregational)
2. Methodist
3. Lutherans
4. Reformed Baptists
5. Other Baptists
6. Assyrian
7. Roman Catholic
8. Anglo-Catholics
9. Eastern Orthodox
10. Oriental Orthodox
The Christian denominations I find most plausible, without much thought:
1. Catholicism
2. Eastern Orthodoxy
3. Anglicanism
4. Lutheranism
5. Evangelical
6. Methodism
7. Latter Day Saints
8. Presbyterianism
9. Baptists
10. Puritanism
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1. You live in Mexico
2. Stop posting about the Roman Empire as if it still had any relevancy outside of that which Northern Europeans adapted (imrpoved) and spread
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Protestant countries even had Revolutions like the glorious revolution or the American independence war that led to a system which was still Christian but also protected the liberties of its people. When the French tried it they invented socialism.
If Protestantism caused the Enlightenment, why didn't the French Revolution happen in a Protestant country? Why did Protestant countries tend to keep their monarchies and Catholic/Orthodox countries have so many revolutions?
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Americans nooticing common German surnames is so funny
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A map of monasteries dissolved by King Henry VIII.
Lord, have mercy.
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"I hereby declare Ex Cathedra that John Calvin was right about everything"
If you became Pope tomorrow, what would be your first official act?
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Each day he is proved to have been correct. Rome has lost the faith.
Each day he is proved to have been correct. Rome has lost the faith.
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Doesn’t matter when the codex shows up, the earliest church fathers cited scripture, they had access to it.
To be clear, if you call yourself a Christian and deny:
1. The Trinity, or
2. Icons, or
3. Marian dogmas, or
4. Epicopacy, or
5. Flesh and blood Eucharist, or
6. Veneration/intercession
All because they “didn’t show up til the 4th century” (not true btw) then you might as well
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> In Calvin’s Geneva it was illegal to laugh in public
@SpriterTeam
I thought Uniates followed the Julian calendar? Even the reformers didn’t try to change the dates of holidays, and those were some pretty radical dudes. In Calvin’s Geneva it was illegal to laugh in public, and in Calvinist Scotland 1,500 were burned at the stake for witchcraft.
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People will tell you with a straight face that Luther won in Marburg
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