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Nice argument, but unfortunately I have already depicted myself as the man of a sanguine constitution and you as the phlegmatic man
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What a waste, these guys should have become stay at home dads, they could have raised 25 scientists.
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@DavrosImperator
Maybe she specifically raised them to be scientists like medieval children growing up in a monastery?
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American Protestants be like "You call Mary Queen?! But that would put her higher than *gasp* the US President! That's idolatry!"
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December 25th: secular capitalist christmas is over, the real Christmas can start now
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@OrwellNGoode
All these people saying it works 🤔
Doesn't work on me, my brain always rounds it up to 20
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I mortally sinned yet again
Pray that the Lord might grant me contrition
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Ah yes, Catholicism: The religion where old people tell young people to get with the times
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Remember my 'girlfriend' who left me? It turns out she broke up because I'm against abortion
Thanks be to God it's over and pray for her conversion
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She left me *because* Im a catholic
This is the first instance of me actually suffering because I belong to Christ
I thank God for it
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If you enjoy this tweet you should follow me, as all my tweets are this good
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Never ask a "the Catholic church is against science, they persecuted muh Galileo 😭" bro who gave Galileo the money for his research 🙃
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Me once I'm Pope:
"Canonize Meister Eckhart."
"Your holiness are you sure?"
"Canonize Spinoza."
"But... But he wasn't even Christian-"
"Canonize Friedrich Nietzsche!"
"..."
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The toughest redpill to swallow is that God doesn't want you to be happy - he wants you to be holy
Christianity is about imitating Christ. Do you think the earthly life of Christ was happy? Or was it filled with suffering?
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A friend of mine told me he is contemplating suicide, pray for him
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Jesus after he told people to eat his flesh and drink his blood in John 6:
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Imagine eating nothing but worms
That would suck
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It's terrible how unchaste I'm becoming
Pray for me
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@mommamia1217
As a currently practicing catholic, the rosary is a weapon and this is one of the most based things I've seen in a long time
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@NoWarChristian
Well for one catholics don't ask Mary for forgiveness, only for intercession and secondly he isn't venerating the actual statue but the person it represents
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Most well documented? That's a stretch
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"You were told from a young age that you might end up in a fiery pit experiencing pain forever if you misbehave? I don't see how this idea could negatively impact you at all tbh. Are you sure you're not just overreacting?"
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@reddit_lies
He talks about a couple of people breaking into a government building and taking silly pictures there like it's the new 9/11 💀
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"The saints are smiling at me, imperials. Can you say the same?"
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@JackPosobiec
Apostasy is when the pope wears a hat
The bigger the hat, the more of an apostate he becomes
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1. God not existing would make me sad for some reason
2. I don't wish to be sad
3. Therefore God exists
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Old people used to be children? That's just a theory and we've never observed that happening
Besides if old people came from children why are there still children?
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@reddit_TLCM
So this meme admits 2 things:
-Abortion primarily targets minorities
-Banning abortion leads to less abortions
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Me removing "girlfriend haver" from my bio
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If the christian god made memes
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This should clear up some confusion
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The truth:
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What sins did people even commit before internet pornography existed?
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@Anarchrist5
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@quintonclawson
No no, it's rebellious to have the same opinions as all of society
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@cwt_news
>traumatic
It's called feeling guilt, normal people experience it when they do something wrong
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Just had my first kiss
My first three kisses rather
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"Why would a God allow evil to exist?"
"Well why do you allow evil to exist?"
"Mostly because I'm not omnipotent, omnibenevolent and omniscient"
"..."
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@rembuchelover
It's still wood 😂
If you analysed that scientifically you would get 100% wood
So yeah kind of a good analogy lol
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@turtology
>Who all drank wine
Because Islam was already around 600 years before Muhammad lived
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"Schism is when the mass is Latin
The more Latin it is the schismier it gets"
~Pope Francis
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@DEMOCRACYFAN129
"Guess you guys aren't ready for that yet
But we'll groom your kids to love it!"
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@AnimeBibleVerse
Oh it talks about the "suffering servant" who is Israel, nothing to do with the Messiah or anything 😊🥰
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@AtheistTakes
@miyathegawd
A professor actually thinks that's a good argument? Our society is doomed
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@LostYeoman
Little known fact: Germany actually invaded other countries in the 1930s, some of which did have high Jewish populations! This little-known event is called ww2!
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How do you tweet this without stopping halfway thinking "what the hell am I talking about?"?
MEN, which do you prefer?
The aristocratic elegance of the small breasted woman,
OR
The Nietzschean pro-sex, pro-beauty large breasted woman?
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The two most iconic motifs of Catholicism have to be these ones
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Ignorant people think that "when was John the Baptist beheaded?" Is a biblical contradiction, but it can easily be reconciled if we just accept that he had multiple heads which were cut off at different points in time.
This also explains why we have multiple relics of his head
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@5Solas2
1. The Bible claims that everyone knows God is real
2. But I don't know that
3. Therefore the Bible is wrong
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@RoblovesJC
Palpatine isn't real
Palpatine from Star Wars, especially in Episode III, is immoral
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