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aka Wezus ☮️ Computer Engineer 👨‍💻Competitive Gamer 🎮 Animal/Nature Enthusiast 🌲 Athlete 🏅 Canadian livin' in my igloo with my two boys: 🐺 Loki & Odin 🐯

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We broke the 150 subs milestone last night! Thank you all for your support of the channel. Stay tuned for more videos coming soon!
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@TBifford Well if I just saw my buddy get taken out in front of me, instead of joining him for drinks in heaven, I'd either go for the wall bang or frag out. Peaking here is dangerous due to your opponents proximity from the angle:
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@discordthreats Bro I remember when I was 12 - 13 telling girls online I was 16.💀 It's like I was the trap.
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@devery_mccain REVENGE FOR MY FALLEN BROTHERS!
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@boysbeingboys PLASMA SWORD EQUIPPED.
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@EverythingOOC Imagine 98% of the people in the stands having 0 idea who tf that is 🤣🤣🤣
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@PunchingCat Rule 1) Never crop out the furry bros.
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@perrikaryal I can't wait until they reverse engineer this so I can feel stuff from inside the game. That intense feel of Hoarah Loux punching you in-game and suddenly your chest just caves in.
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@PostsOfCats Lil bros fighting for his life.
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@TheJayBroski Ok but what is this new footcam meta? 🤣
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@MoistCr1TiKaL Obviously you're joking with the get rid of schools thing, but honestly schools do need to change imo. When I was a kid I got in more trouble for reacting to my bullies then the bullies did for bullying me... Not to mention the curriculum is so outdated and doesn't prepare you
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@Dexerto This guy singlehandedly bringing our childhoods back and I'm all for it. Next you're gonna see him ripping a Beyblade on the track.
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@InternetH0F His laugh made the homie turn into Sponge Bob 🤣
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@ShitpostGate 1 person eats apple, next person eats that person, then the third person eats the second. This is the only way.
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@ShitpostGate Guy: I pretty much speed ran discovering the map to get here Interviewer: But have you discovered sex? 🧐
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@doaenel @littIeraver My guy just sent her ass to the Shadow Isles.
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@NoCapFights Funny how she's recording this to try and embarrass the old dude, when her whole life revolves around living off other people 😂
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@micahwhipple Looks like my 15 yr old dog with arthritis trying to wipe his ass on the carpet
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@retro_twt Watchin Ghost in the Shell as a kid was wild looking back at how graphic it was LOL
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@OrdinaryGamers I like how it goes from all FPS games, then suddenly there's Rocket League lol
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@InternetH0F He may not be the biological father, but he's clearly more of a parent then she will ever be. Poor girl losing her dad. 💔
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@macaiyla @doaenel Honestly this is what happens when teenagers and young adults spend more time living and growing up online then they are in the real world. It's actually been worrying to see how bad it's getting the past few years. Shit wasn't like this growing up and I'm only in my late 20s.
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@InternetH0F As someone with a dark past of their own, I can honestly say my animals have saved my life. It gives purpose to know that our companions rely on us for their survival, and we're rewarded with their loyalty and love. Animals rule. 🥹
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@SlatDontMiss When your other half is offended by the black half 🤣
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@chude__ I don't get it. Is she upset that he's wealthy enough to dress nice??? Man I wish I could afford to wear suits everyday, like a modern Peaky Blinders.
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@EnlistedGame Finally a game just for me!
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@NAAAYIL I feel like if you're gonna have TTV in your name, and then not stream on a delay you're pretty much asking for this to happen. It's like playing split screen Halo where you're just hoping the other person doesn't screen peak you...
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@PunchingCat End boss has too much HP, he's not even attacking back, just using war cry to power up 😭
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@weirddalle When you reincarnate and visit the homies at the zoo.
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@rudeluvbot Funny thing in common between the Vtuber/ League communities, the cringe desperate eboys who can't control their urges and insanely gullible egirls that crave attention, play into the bullshit then cry about it. Google docs on the daily as the chronically online play themselves.
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@ShitpostGate A sword fighting connoisseur! 🧐🍆
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@_B___S When I go I want my boys beside me too.
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@BoemTwo @VisionaryVoid @Morbidful Because when you are in extreme heat situations you need to cover your skin from the sun. It's the same reason why people who live in the middle east, Dubai, Egypt and other places with extreme heat cover most of their bodies.
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@floridanow1 @PicturesFoIder Ah yes, instead of simply asking questions and communicating, people should just live their life in fear and ignorance. Good advice dude👍
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@aklasslol Buying a deranked bronze/iron account and duoing to flex high winrate is like the equivalency to beating up handicapped kids and thinking you're a UFC fighter.
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@doaenel @Laurinchhe Glad to see things are dying down and you two are starting to enjoy yourselves again. It's good you have Laura's support considering everything that's happened, don't take it for granted and prove to her that you will be better. The sun always shines after rainfall.
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@Dexerto @georainbolt For those wondering, if you do a lot of photoshop or web design it becomes surprisingly easier to guess colours based off HEX code. For instance I know F4B420 makes a warm yellow/orange colour as I've used it before.
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@LudwigAhgren @qtcinderella My man is workin too hard he's already starting to rock the Salt n Pepper. 😜
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@MoistCr1TiKaL for life in the real world. Most classes that would help you outside of school/work (economics, home-ec, anthropology, trade classes, etc..) are optional and many of those classes in High School don't go far enough in depth to actually get anything meaningful out of it.
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@tinch @Sethrogen LOL. That's kinda dope. Wish I could just front flip into piss formation and backflip back into whatever tf I was doing 🤣
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@FearedBuck It's crazy to me how some people have so little going on in their lives they spend their limited time on earth causing stress and drama for no reason.
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@doaenel Lil bro mistook scrim for scimitar and now wants to sword fight.
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@Natoleoo Holy shit that's the baus special right there
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@PimpCS2 I never understood how people can say they get eye strain from gaming... Until I saw pro CS players. Bro is eating the screen 🤣
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@SpooknJukes Dude I bought this game a few years ago to try and was flabbergasted by how toxic DBD players are. They act like they are competing in top tier eSports while playing a casual party game 🤣
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@_B___S My boy Loki turns 15 in 3 days. Had him for over half my life but sadly age is creeping up and affecting him. Trying to mentally prepare for the day I know is coming sooner then later. It's rough.
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@PunchingCat Why did you wake up deciding to ruin cats for me? 😿
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@_OkiDoki @lplenglish We rift, for FAMILY! 😎🤝😈
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@JakeSucky We all know why this happens. Twitch needs that cut from the OF Girls. There is 0 reason why those girls haven't been perma banned other than the fact they are funneling money through donos, subs and bits. They've made Twitch an online brothel for gamers.
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@bonevoid Ok but how crazy would it be if they just started dropping League diss tracks.
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@hasanthehun @cyr Ah yes, the good ol "sex" options. When times were simpler.
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@RIVD3FI @WeedPorns It's weird how there's always someone to say this like they're shaming people for smoking pot. Almost anything can become an addiction, it's heavily based on the individual person. Even bodily functions such as eating can become addictions for some people. Plus compared to
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@kommanderkarl Still one of my favourite memes to this day:
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@senabryer .hack was such an insane series for it's time. Not only the anime, but the video games were absolutely amazing. People always praised Sword Art Online, but to me this was the original that started that whole genre.
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@REALMizkif I love Chompy man. Just seeing him sitting there all goofy makes my day.
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@sxmmxrsxn @BigDan_13 As someone who has had to deal with bullying growing up in school, by both men and women, no I don't really get up in my feelings and have a panic attack whenever someone talks shit to me online. A place where you can block or mute them to cease communication in 2 seconds. You
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@kwesiijr @crazyclips_ How weird is it, that their child is in the hospital and wakes up from a coma and the first thing they do is set up some scene to record it for social media...
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@doaenel How kind of Tarzaned taking the asylum patients on a field trip!
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@OsheaJacksonJr If Roblox can do this then wtf happened to Jump Force man 😭
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@JamicanBanana Good ol Akshan. If you think that's bad check this out 😛
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@N_Tys26 I miss the old days of vanilla WoW where the GMs would frequently interact with players. Was always sick seeing them appear out of no where, especially when they would port to you in game to directly answer one of your tickets and help you out. The Blizzard golden days.
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@VexTheSunEater Random twitter scroller here. I'm curious (if wiling to tell), what is the scar from?
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@SpacemanTheDJen @TBifford True... though might be a bit hard on the joints😆
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@nserofficial @DailyLoud Yeah I don't know what clown world you're living in where you think people should be allowed to practically beat other people to death for simply taking away a video game. I had an IEP as a kid, doesn't give you the right to do whatever the hell you want and assault people.
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@PirateSoftware PirateSoftware and the DDOS gang back at it again.
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@PirateSoftware Was so sad my stupid alarm didn't go off and I missed the main train... Good thing we were able to support the Ferrets on the alt channel! Happy birthday Thor!
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@allyparser Bro tried finding a mythic raid spot as a feral druid. Was forced to switch spec.
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@PicturesFoIder I don't even understand what's happening. He's clearly trying to pay, the police never told him what he did wrong, what is he even being trespassed for? Taking too long to get his money out?
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Good luck to all those dueling in Ironforge today! ⚔️💪 Thanks for the fun content Miz!
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@marcellacomedy @anitasarkeesian I like how you could have said "why do people travel" but instead decided to make this a racially charged message. I really don't understand wtf is wrong with people these days lol.
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@creepydotorg Damn imagine winning an Olympic Gold just to have it taken over the weight of 5 - 6 strawberries. IMO weird how 100g is deemed a disqualifiable advantage, yet people with highly elevated testosterone and XY chromosomes fighting regular females is fine. Rules are rules I guess🤷‍♂️
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@DudespostingWs How is this an L? Sounds like insecurity. Relationships based off sex have no substance and are meaningless, you might as well just be single and hooking up. God forbid you find a woman who appreciates you and your personal qualities instead of just seeing you as a sex object.
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@VexTheSunEater Oh wow, congratulations! 💪❤️
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@KEEMSTAR I'm just confused why these two are chillin together when they clearly have bad blood. It's like trying to fit in with the kids who are bullying you during school. Why is Boogie there just to get clowned on 🤣
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@LSXYZ9 Salmon sperm poppin off
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All day since the creator league and CDawgVA's announcement, the NFT bros have been crying about how "y'all don't understand the tech, gamers are too stupid, web3 is the future, it's not a scam!" Ironic. I guess one of the biggest players in NFTs also doesn't understand the tech
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@mizkifupdates I love Mizkif's ability to turn cringe into memes. He's quick with it.
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@Iamsankot @InternetH0F Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, cause he snatchin everybody out here!
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@HANCXCK Personally I find it a bit strange, because I'm usually the type to communicate with my partner by asking how they feel or how their day is going when talking to them But hey man if this is what they do to not step on each other's toes it's definitely better than fighting 👍
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@DudespostingWs Chicken Broth on the side?.... Is this like common in some places because I have never heard of someone having a side dish of chicken broth 🤣
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@FadeHubb Instead of trying to ignite your dog, if a kitchen fire occurs cut off the oxygen by putting the lid on, or use baking soda.
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@zac_gaming__ Eh, he had a bad game on Morg JG where he went 1/8/5 and was mass ticketed for it. Tarzaned said the same thing happened to him. It's just Koreans being xenophobic and hating on Westerners. I've had much worse teammates on NA servers who straight up int and nothing happens.
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@highonlifedeal2 @LookAtMyMeat1 Actually with this game, there was a bunch of hidden stuff. There were Colossi that were taken out of the final version, as well as hidden unused assets that were found as people broke the boundaries of the game. Some of the findings were very interesting due to mysteries in
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@Boatish01 The only time I shut off my PC is when windows forces me too for updates, when I need to for installations/page file clean up, or go on vacation. Use it everyday for work and entertainment. Plus volt surging/power variance from constantly turning on/off can* affect components.
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@zac_gaming__ Wait so what makes this happen? I was just playing today and noticed it said "self" but I assumed it was because I was deafened. Is that not the case?
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@macaiyla @HANCXCK Ngl the world has been in shambles since we lost the golden chin. 🗿
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@Dragdar_ I don't even play this champ or role but can't stop watching these insanely informative videos and plays. Keep em coming! 👍
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@MelodyMarksxxx @NoCapFights If you aren't responsible enough to handle drinking in public without needing people to be your caretakers, then that's your own poor judgement and you most likely have a drinking problem.
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@creepydotorg I was literally 6 watching people die on Live TV, our local news broadcasted 9/11 as it was happening. I remember asking my mom, "Why are the people jumping out of the buildings?" and had no idea what as going on.
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@chillykdog Dude legit glazed the shit out of him and Nick still somehow found a way to try and play victim 💀
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@nserofficial @DailyLoud I'd really love to see your ideal version of the world if you think having mental health issues grants you the ability to be above the law. 🤡
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@Grxit HOLY SOMEONE GIVE HER SOMETHING TO BREAK!
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@PunchingCat For those wondering the cat could be excited, or displaying the Flehmen response, which is when cats hang their mouths open to "scent-suck" from the two small ducts at the top of their mouths. Used to recognize and analyze chemical stimuli in the air. The more you know. :D
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@WWantep "Ah shit... here we go again."
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@zac_gaming__ I dunno... I feel like majority of guys would enjoy a girl giving them sexual attention with 0 strings attached. Pretty much just a friend with benefits.
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@Amouranth It's always eye opening these days to see how some can make a fortune from doing what seems like very little and yet others can spend most of their days sacrificing blood, sweat, tears, and sometimes even their health to only scrap by the bottom of society in poverty.
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@DudespostingWs He goes to Waffle House for training, the food is just the post workout meal.
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@scubaryan_ Man ngl it's crazy how athletic Speed is. If he didn't make it in streaming, the dude definitely had a chance at the big leagues.
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@doaenel AI isn't strong enough. A true Dantes story would have gone on for 3 pages and included an epic Paint drawing.
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