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Pessimistic but ready to party but social anxiety || I do twitch mod things || Single momma doing her best || ONX admin c:

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like if u love ONX
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@p_dandy_
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3 years
@rebeccaseals They condemn us for having sex. They condemn us for birth control. They condemn us for wanting an abortion. They condemn us for wanting to have sex for pleasure. They condemn us for wanting to permanently prevent pregnancy. We can’t win. Ever.
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@p_dandy_
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@badgirIkiki I’m sorry but I could NOT marry someone without knowing how we vibe sexually. I don’t wanna be having starfish sex for the rest of my life
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@p_dandy_
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2 years
@hondacrvthe3rd i was best friends with a girl for 9 years and i still remember her words clear as day "well I haven't asked you to come hang out because you don't have a job" I spoiled her constantly before that. shit hurt
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@p_dandy_
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@MutekiNaC2 @rebeccaseals God the amount of times I’ve heard “but condoms are uncomfortable” Like bitch have you heard of what birth control does to a lot of us??
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@p_dandy_
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3 years
Got a 7 day ban from twitch because I told a chat hopper to suck my dick Hey twitch, maybe you can ban the people who tell streamers to “kill themselves” instead? I think that makes more sense. Fucking hell
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@p_dandy_
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2 years
@DCheverere @AtlasEsmero My 7 year old built an L out of legos and turned to me and said “hey mom, hold this L” I haven’t recovered.
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@p_dandy_
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9 months
courtesy of snows & ex
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@p_dandy_
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3 years
@OKAYYYWOWWW My son’s school takes away recess if you use the bathroom during class. They make the kid sit on the bench and watch their friends play without them. I have to remind my son to try to go during recess & lunch but this policy enrages me. My son is in 1st grade
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@p_dandy_
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6 years
@ChrispyFN @DrLupo @CouRageJD Lupo never actually left the roast.
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@p_dandy_
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9 months
Felt cute 😌
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@p_dandy_
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1 year
GUYS I DID IT 😭 I bought my own car after going 9 years without one. I worked so fucking hard to get here and I fucking did it!!! I wanna cry just looking at the keys lol doesn’t feel real. I’m so proud of myself
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@p_dandy_
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1 year
ITS MY BIRTHDAYYYYY Actually for real this time (thanks trav) I woke up older and hotter 31 🥳
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@p_dandy_
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3 years
@rebexccaa @DoctorPissPants I’m still getting settlement checks from a party city lawsuit. 😂
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@p_dandy_
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2 years
Hi I’m dandy, a member and an ally. I hate bigots You’re safe to be your true self in my spaces and I’ll virtually fight anyone who tries to silence you. Love your faces 💜
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@p_dandy_
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3 years
GUESS WHO JUST GOT UNBANNED ON TWITCH EVERYONE'S FAVORITE MOD IS BACK
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@p_dandy_
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3 years
@OzGoofyPrincess @MutekiNaC2 @rebeccaseals As a mother myself, I never wanna go through it again. I was in constant pain while pregnant and the thought of tearing my vagina again makes me shudder.
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@p_dandy_
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2 years
@PENTA_live i'm sorry.....what now?
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@p_dandy_
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7 months
✨Saturday ✨
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@p_dandy_
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@p_dandy_
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2 years
God I am NOT looking forward to tomorrow lmao
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@p_dandy_
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2 years
I have to get sentimental. Because of you guys and all of your support, I was able to give both my parents and my son a great Christmas. Seeing my son’s face light up means the world to me. Truly, thank you, from the bottom of my heart. ❤️ Merry Christmas 🎄
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@p_dandy_
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10 months
Happy Halloween from Sam and Huggy Wuggy 🎃
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@p_dandy_
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1 year
Leaking my f*nsly content to people I mod with/chatters because y'all dislike me so you can laugh at me in a group chat and make comments about my body while I'M IN THE CHAT for LITERALLY NO REASON is pathetic, gross behavior. Y'all deserve to be in jail.
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@p_dandy_
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1 year
It is incredibly disappointing to spend so much time helping put this tournament together and this is how chatters act. Y’all it’s a fucking BOARD GAME. Leave my friends alone, stop trying to ruin their time just because they do a deal you don’t like. It’s fucking pathetic.
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@p_dandy_
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2 months
💕
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@p_dandy_
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2 years
hey hi if y'all don't mind I'm gonna stop putting myself second and actually enjoy my 30s and my life. Exercise, new hobbies, maybe some dates, find new friends? idk but i'm just gonna fucking do it. I miss being genuinely happy. thank you
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@p_dandy_
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2 years
Dating apps fucking suck but I don’t wanna be single forever so what am I saying is Who wanna be my discord kitten
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@p_dandy_
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10 months
im licherally fangirling so hard u have no idea moon2M
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@p_dandy_
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3 years
@whotfisjovana Two negatives make a positive
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@p_dandy_
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3 months
It’s finally my actual birthday chat for real this time no I swear it’s real 32 but forever 23 🥳
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@p_dandy_
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2 years
Update: didn’t go so bad. 1k+ sub train and wholesome chatters outweighed the shitheads. Proud of the cummunity ☺️
@p_dandy_
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2 years
God I am NOT looking forward to tomorrow lmao
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@p_dandy_
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1 year
Y’all ever have a crush on someone but u know nothing will come of it but u still kinda hope something will bcuz you’re tired of being alone Cuz same 🫠
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@p_dandy_
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4 months
It’s Saturday my dudes
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@p_dandy_
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2 years
So I was asked out on a date a couple days ago, was supposed to be for tonight Guy ended up ghosting me I- I give up lmao
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@p_dandy_
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1 year
So I uh Dyed my hair 😇
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@p_dandy_
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2 years
Depression has put me into such a deep hole and it just feels so suffocating and I’m exhausted. I used twitch and discord as distractions a lot and now I struggle to even open them. I need time away to figure it out bcuz I am so tired of being sad.
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@p_dandy_
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2 years
Someone take me on a date so I can wear dis
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@p_dandy_
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5 months
I went on vacation it was v nice and if someone could fund me living here I’d be very much appreciative thx u
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@p_dandy_
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2 years
the battle of depression and severe anxiety is fucking grueling and you should absolutely celebrate small victories like cleaning your room after putting it off for weeks bcuz thats exactly what i'm doing. go me 😌
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@p_dandy_
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1 year
Ignite RP is so fucking refreshing. I feel that excitement like I had when I first started watching NP 4 years ago. I hope more of y’all join it, IT’S 1985 BABY!!
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@p_dandy_
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1 year
I’m wearing overalls for the first time since like…6th grade probably Now I wish I had a chest tattoo & a margarita Happy Saturday 💕
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@p_dandy_
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2 years
@wildkait Have modded for a 10k+ viewer/sub streamer for two years now (Penta), mod several other 1-4K streams. Also discord modding.
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@p_dandy_
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9 months
Driving home: Me: That looks like the neighbors car My son: who? Me: the neighbor him: asked me: ....i cannot believe you just got me with that, twitter would love this him: YAAAS QUEEN TWEET IT someone come get this child
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@p_dandy_
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11 months
based killstar ✨
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@p_dandy_
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2 years
I didn’t even time this guy out or ban him btw Ive really been considering if this shit is even worth it anymore. I’m so tired of shit like this, being called a whore, slut, getting blamed for bans I didn’t even do. Being a woman on this platform fucking sucks.
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@p_dandy_
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Hello my cute ONX mods and streamers! I'm here to announce that I formed an ONX mod discord! If you are modding/playing on both np & ONX you are more than welcome to join, you don't have to be only modding ONX streams or only roleplaying on ONX. Pls DM for link! (multi-use)
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@p_dandy_
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2 years
Hello, it's me, Dandy. Your favorite neighborhood mod that totally has a life outside of Twitch :copium:
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@p_dandy_
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2 years
The happiest of birthdays to my baby boy 💜 I absolutely cannot believe you are 8 years old! Where the heck did the time go! Stop growing so fast 😭 Also a huge thank you to those who support me, I wouldn’t be able to give my son the day he deserves without it. Love you guys 🥹
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@p_dandy_
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11 months
My son told me he randomly decided to make this for me today and now I’m blubbering I feel so lucky 🥹
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@p_dandy_
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1 year
Irl sucks rn so Just wanna say thank u to all the chatters, streamers, discord frens for being so cool and funny and nice cuz it means a lot kay I’m done being sappy 💜
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@p_dandy_
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1 year
Hi chat 🙂
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@p_dandy_
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2 years
Happy Halloween from your skeleton queen 💀
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@p_dandy_
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4 months
I love being your mom ❤️ Happy moms day!
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@p_dandy_
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1 year
I cried yesterday because I realized I haven’t hung out with an irl friend in about 2 years, maybe longer and no one asks me to hang out. Ever. Harshly gripping onto the little sanity I have left. When they say parenthood can be incredibly isolating, they aren’t lying.
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@p_dandy_
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9 months
The holiday season is particularly hard for me as I know it is for many. Quite a bit of us I'm sure wish we could just fast forward. Just make sure to take care of yourself and doing what you need to get through it the best you can. I'm proud of you 💜
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@p_dandy_
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1 year
Casting has been so much fun! Appreciate everyone that has been cheering me on during it. Definitely lessened my anxiety! Thank u birb and huso for these bangers 💕
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@p_dandy_
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2 years
Today has been a fucking DAY There's a lot going around about NP mods but I promise there's a lot of us who are genuinely good people who aren't on an ego power trip. I love what I do and being apart of this community, and I fuckin LOVED exposing the trash today. Good riddance.
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@p_dandy_
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11 months
I try not to disappear because isolation can make things worse but I probably won’t be responding to DMs, discord, etc unless it’s an urgent thing My dad’s prognosis is..not good and mentally and even physically I’m not okay. The future looks so bleak.
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@p_dandy_
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1 year
Everything everywhere all at once
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@p_dandy_
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2 years
@aliyahInterlude @yuridia_mendoza Married couples be making reels on insta like “how I forgave my husband for cheating” while dancing
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@p_dandy_
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8 months
It actually disgusts me that my son comes home asking “how do I remove my freckles, they won’t stop making fun of me for it” WHY is this still a thing? Teach your kids to not be fucking bullies. This shit is heartbreaking.
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@p_dandy_
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7 months
I JUST WANNA RP WITH MY FRIENDS
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@p_dandy_
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1 year
It went okay guys. There was a 50% chance of his lung collapsing but thankfully it did not. We’ll see the results in a couple weeks. Thank you for all the love. It means the world
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My dad's lung biopsy is tomorrow and I'm so fucking nervous for it because it has a high chance of going badly. If y'all could send good vibes/wishes I'd greatly appreciate it.
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@p_dandy_
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1 year
Well, Mr. Big Penta pulls it off once again. A big thank you to everyone who competed and a huge congrats to the winners. I hope I continue to be apart of these awesome experiences. 🥹
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@p_dandy_
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1 year
y'all look at 7 years ago me the hair??? the eyeliner??? can i have her back like
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@p_dandy_
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3 years
@PENTA_live POP OFF KING. PERIODT.
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@p_dandy_
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1 year
When u wanna socialize but your brain makes you believe everyone thinks you’re annoying 🫠
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@p_dandy_
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1 year
@PENTA_live PENTAAAAAAA OH MY GOOODNESS I’m so happy for you guys 😭 (my son also is happy for you). Congrats!!
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@p_dandy_
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1 year
I am so fucking disgusted. This is what he truly thought of me.
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@p_dandy_
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2 years
It’s been very hard to think positively since my disease flared up again. I spend most of everyday in pain. But today I told my son we’re going to a farm/pumpkin patch on Friday and the way his face lit up just makes everything okay again. It’s the little things.
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@p_dandy_
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11 months
You could also get your name on a microwave at
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@p_dandy_
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1 year
Proud mom moment 🥹
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@p_dandy_
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2 years
so I know i dONt gET pAId fOR iT but I do feel awful when I can't make a stream to help mod my mental health is me hyperfocusing on ghost hunting vids bcuz I don't wanna think about how depressed I am so ya, sorry 😕
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@p_dandy_
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1 year
My dad's lung biopsy is tomorrow and I'm so fucking nervous for it because it has a high chance of going badly. If y'all could send good vibes/wishes I'd greatly appreciate it.
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@p_dandy_
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2 years
looking for someone who will: eat taco bell with me watch scary movies with me and not judge me when i randomly spend 200 bucks on clothes i don't need because i'm depressed and need serotonin
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@p_dandy_
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1 year
Happy moms day 💜 Even though he hands me L’s made out of legos and says way too many “deez nuts” jokes, I wouldn’t trade him for anything.
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@p_dandy_
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you're welcome @PENTA_live
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Mods are your favorite communities' welcoming voices, friendly helpers and chat enforcers all in one. So show them some ModLove on Mod Appreciation Day and thank them for all that they do for our favorite streamers.
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@p_dandy_
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I always get people asking me “dandy RP when?!” Trust me, I have serious FOMO but my CPU is pretty fucked and my computer struggled to even open GTA lol So when I get that figured out, you’ll see me in the city 🙂
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@p_dandy_
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1 year
@peruzeTV You hitting puberty isn’t that important
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@p_dandy_
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2 years
My son was invited for a playdate today It was very fun and I got to hang out with other moms and get out of the house. it felt nice to have a good day. gladge
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@p_dandy_
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2 years
for the love of god PLEASE stop asking why i'm not a mod in a chat i visit it makes me feel fucking awkward and i'm sure the streamer doesn't appreciate it either let me just enjoy the stream without bringing it up
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@p_dandy_
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2 years
My son has been so cuddly lately and idk why but it’s been so sweet and cute and I kind of just forget about my stresses in those moments. He’s my lil bestie 🥹
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@p_dandy_
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1 year
I think I’m just gonna fucking disappear for a while.
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2 years
@APPLESHAMPOO___ @hondacrvthe3rd She made new friends who were able to go out partying every weekend and apparently since I was struggling, I didn’t deserve to go out and have fun too because “well how would you pay for stuff” it was shocking tbh
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@p_dandy_
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2 years
Well my dad just texted me that he’s in the emergency room.. Like damn man I can only take so much Positive thoughts/prayers/etc are really needed right now 😞
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@p_dandy_
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1 year
I woke up and chose violence
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@p_dandy_
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2 years
Tonight, I cried. Shit keeps piling on and I'm almost at my breaking point. I just want to be okay again.
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2 years
What my food is gonna see tomorrow b4 I lick the plate clean
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@PENTA_live the king prevails
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