Strawberry Wife🍓
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Please please recognize that the child's mother passed away during this fire. She was already engulfed in flames when she dropped her son down to safety and she went back in to save her daughter. She was so selfless and brave and she should be recognized. Her name is Rachel Long.
WATCH: When a 3-year-old boy was dropped from the third story of a burning building in Arizona, a former football player dove to catch him. That man was Phillip Blanks, a retired U.S. Marine, who saved the boy just before he hit the ground.
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Sorry I didn’t answer, I was on Tik Tok watching someone restock their fridge and put things in clear containers for the last two hours. My bad.
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Charging your child’s friends for coming over and having a play date is probably the brokest shit I have ever seen in my life.
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Ugh Imagine your husband bringing you a plate of grapes and a bottle of wine and then leaving you alone while he goes to clean the entire house and cook dinner.
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Sorry I didn’t reply I’ve been on tik tok for two hours watching someone restock their refrigerator and pantry. My bad.
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I asked the bartender for a non alcoholic mimosa and I thought he was gonna laugh in my face but he happily made it for me and I said “oh thank you I thought you’d think I was lame for ordering it” and he said “it’s never lame to be sober!” I hope he lives the best life ever 🥹🩷.
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It finally happened. A parent came to my classroom door and started berating me and yelling at me in front of my students. I told him he would respect me and not speak to me that way. He kept yelling and yelling and I didn’t back down. He’s now no longer allowed at my door.
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Forever 21 is going bankrupt bcz who wants to buy a floral crop top that says I Love PICKLES on the back?.
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Congrats on never asking anyone for help. That’s a trauma response btw.
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It sounds like you’re just too broke to afford them baby girl 😞.
i’m done shopping @lululemon until they stop making normal sized people subsidize clothes for fats—there’s NO REASON my size 0 leggings should be the same price as a size 18 and it’s absurd and wildly offensive to think we don’t notice
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I need help!.My kid invited a few friends over and they end up eating 11 packs of Costco gummy bears, how much should I charge their parents for this inconvenience? I was thinking:.Play date fee: $5.Oxygen fee: $5 + $3 global warming surcharge .Eating fee: $12. Pls advise!.
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The fact that no one knows him as Thad Castle makes me so sad.
Right wingers loved the main muscle dude actor of Reacher until they found this picture of him, so now they are crying because he is left wing.
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Mind you this was his child’s first day and this was the first impression he left on me. This is MY classroom and you will NEVER disrespect me or be aggressive in front of my students. Bye!.
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My man felt he was too dangerous to be w/me so he left me. I sat in my chair staring out the window for MONTHS. I started hanging out w/this younger guy who had a crush on me 🤭 but my man came back &we got married! The younger guy admitted to wanting to marry my newborn.
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My sim met a townie at the cafe + they hit it off. She asked if he was single+he didn’t answer. Anyway he would call her constantly/come over. They did the woohoo +he asked if he could stay over a few days. Why did he bring his WIFE, 2 kids+ 2 horses to stay in her 1 bdrm home?.
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Making a five year old wait to go to the bathroom is so wrong and I’m so angry that my baby’s day was ruined because she had an accident and was afraid to tell anyone or ask for help. They made her wait and she couldn’t hold it. Bathroom use is not a privilege. It’s a right.
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I love this app because unless you’re chronically online, you wouldn’t ever understand jokes like this.
A babysitter allowed our 4 year old to smoke 11 packs of cigarettes today.
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Someone invited me to go out drinking this weekend. I said “I don’t drink anymore! I haven’t in a year!” and they said “it’s just one drink you’ll be okay don’t be lame.” I’ve never blocked someone so fast. At our big age and we’re still being jerks to people who don’t drink?🤢.
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Asking me this when your dad left you at the age of 5 is wild. Where is YOUR daddy?.
Where is the daddy? (Since you wanna play today).
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“Men who hit women aren’t men.” .Wrong. Men who hit women ARE men and we need to stop this dangerous behavior of infantilizing abusive men.
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Gotta be the twins.
QUOTE WITH YOUR FAVORITE TATTOO OR PIERCING 👀.
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My daughter got herself dressed today and she chose a bright pink tank top and purple shorts. I said “eh do those really go together?” This girl said “mom this is my body and I get to choose what to put on it.” And you know what? She was right.
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How do you say “pls stop talking to me. I’m on my lunch break and I want peace and quiet” without sounding like a b word?.
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So apparently he has been found hiding in Texas!!.
One of those “Are We Dating the Same Guy” FB groups found him lol. He’s hiding in Dallas.
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Here again is the go fund me link! Another person had previously shared the link but I chose to hide the tweet and their other tweets bcz they were tasteless. Please share/donate as much as you can!. Support for the Long Family
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Moms be like “ugh I need a break” and just go to the Starbucks drive thru, spend $100+ at Target for groceries, stuff for their kids, and nothing for themselves.
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@mamatrinks it is so sad. but i am so glad that she loved her children that much to save them, without hesitation. all mom's should be like that. my heart is with her and her family.
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Guys on tinder: you trying to have fun?. Me:My idea of fun is a three hour shopping trip at target, dinner at Texas Roadhouse, a few Netflix episodes and bed by 934pm. Does that sound fun to you?.
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Creating a GoFundMe because you murdered your infant is certainly audacious.
A 4-month-old baby in Arizona was killed after her parents brought her out on a boat in 120-degree heat. No charges have been filed. They started a GoFundMe and raised $50,000.
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@wavey1st Idk if you saw but she absolutely annihilated you in the quotes just letting you know.
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Toddler moms just really don't give af. Oh, you wanna scream because you couldn't put your hand in the oven? Cool. I'm gonna watch the next episode of the Vampire Diaries. Lemme know when you're over it, little dude.
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Me living in a one bedroom apartment with my daughter reading your tweets about not living in a one bedroom apartment if you have kids.
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Shoutout to everyone who said they were never downloading tik tok and now send hundreds of tik toks to their friends and family. I see you.
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Shout out to the “I’ll sleep when I’m dead” type of people. Couldn’t be me. I’ll sleep whenever. I love me some sleep.
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I apologize if you follow me on more than one social media platform. I’m a habitual “post the same pic on every account” person.
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He knew how to take the car seat out of my car because his friend has kids. The friend in question was his wife.
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It seems like everyone just announced they’re pregnant, engaged, or have covid.
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YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP AJAJAJAKAAK. Why is this my life.
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The feminine urge to go smell candles and touch all the soft blankets at the store.
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Parenting is not for the weak. I honestly feel like im failing and am a terrible mom at least once a week. If not more. And it’s not even that my kid is bad. It’s that I’m just not good enough. Not teaching her enough. Not doing enough.
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Final update!! We did it gorls!!!.
The update we all wanted to see!!! The girls really did it!! I love to see it!!
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The USA ain’t got no money but is still doing credit checks?? Baby what’s YOUR credit score? How much are YOU worth? Cuz the audacity you have when you’re a trillion dollars in the hole is so cute. What’s your credit karma log in? Lemme see!.
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Got married at 12:00pm on 1/25/25 in comfy matching sweatpants and then we went to Texas Roadhouse 🖤✨
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It is absolutely poor Drake bell b/c he was A CHILD who was sexually assaulted on multiple occasions. We can feel sorry for him in that sense &we can also hold him accountable for the things he has done as an adult most likely because of what he experienced as a child.
I’m tired of seeing “poor drake bell” . That man is trash and literally pled guilty to child endangerment of a 15 year old in his 30s in case anyone managed to forget that.
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If you were a grown up woman and Kylie Jenner destroyed your self esteem, that is a skill issue. She was a child and there were hundreds of women before her who I would blame before even looking her way.
Kylie Jenner has been selling teenage girls a distorted view of reality with her diet teas and face/lip injections for 10 years, but now she’s crying over it??? This girl made millions off destroying women’s self esteem and now we’re suppose to feel sorry for her??? Nope!!!!.
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No one talks about the sadness you feel when you start to notice your kid no longer looks like a baby. Their cheeks aren’t as chunky. No more big round belly. Their heads are proportionate to their bodies now. It’s sad. Where’s my baby????? 🥺.
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One of my parents messaged me to ask that I not allow their kid to decorate a pumpkin bc they don’t celebrate Halloween. I messaged back saying I don’t celebrate holidays in my classroom because I want everyone to feel included. Everything is generic. We celebrate the seasons.
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@missMARCELA_ Galentines Day is about celebrating the special women in your life. It has nothing to do with men at all lol.
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And now, we wait for adult Christmas aka tax return season.
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Ya’ll hate tablets but my child woke up early, saw I was still tired/not feeling well so she got her tablet and got in bed next to me and was SILENT while I rested some more. Bless her and bless her tablet.
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@DeetoriaDee Trueeeee. But it is definitely broke behavior which is more of a mindset and skill issue than it is a financial situation to me.
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When your toddler stops looking like a baby and more like an actual big kid, that’s a whole other kind of heartbreak y’all aren’t ready for 🥺.
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He yelled because I didn’t open the door fast enough for him. -parents drop off at exterior building door.-pepper spray is not allowed in the building.-no I will not be resolving this conflict.-I don’t care what you would have done 🙂↔️✨.
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I’m sorry but mini skirts with leggings was such a cute look and y’all will not sit here and say it wasn’t!!!!.
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“Your kids come before you!” . While I agree, let me say that if you’re not at 100%, you will fail as a parent. If you’re too sad, too tired, too stressed, etc. you will never be the best parent you could be. So please put yourself first and take care of yourself for your babies.
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Today is the day! I got the keys to my own place!! I moved out at 31! A little late for sure but I did it! I got a cute place for me and my daughter to live all on my own! I’m so proud and so excited for this new adventure!!
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New Year’s Eve is looking real sweatpants and in bed by 8pmish 🤧🥴.
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@CallMeThePilot It took two seconds to determine you were a loser. Watch your mouth when you speak to my friends, ugly!.
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It’s so weird to me how some people’s parents don’t help them! My parents are always ready to help me. If my car breaks down, they let me drive one of theirs or drop me off. If my kid is sick, they stay home so I can go to work. Like they don’t ever leave me hanging. Ever.
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Omg apparently he was on Chopped? The tea keeps coming!.
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I want a family. I want family pictures. Family vacations. Family dinners after a long day. A house full of kids that we made because we love each other. I want all of that. With someone who wants all of that, with me.
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I wish mom twitter talked about the important things. Like how to start saving for your boob job and new wines to try.
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@marie_larrie The student is absolutely amazing and so sweet and smart. I really like him and we will love on him extra! Thank you 💜.
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The update we all wanted to see!!! The girls really did it!! I love to see it!!
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My Disney World ticket from 1997 vs the price for the same type of ticket today 🥲
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I took my pregnancy test in the Target bathroom. That’s when I found out I was going to be a mom. So I think that’s why Mila and I love going to Target together 😂.
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I’m babysitting and the girl im watching goes, “wanna see what’s in my purse?”.Girl has a glock in her mermaid handbag. She stays ready.
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An old coworker of mine would always say “your daughter is so cute but I could never have a baby without being married” unsolicited. Well she got married and had a baby but guess who is getting divorced now? And guess who still has a baby? Weird. My condolences Beth Ann.
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Your kids should know your name! Not just that you are “mommy” or “daddy”. You’re ENTIRE NAME. It’s not about respect. It’s about their safety. They should be able to tell someone your government name.
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A 4th stimulus check would be nice but lowkey we should have had 12 already.
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A lot of people think gift cards are impersonal but i love gift cards! Gimme all the gift cards! That way I can get what I’d like or what i need. Especially visa ones because sometimes i save those for emergencies.
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@413dreamr Because I am a preschool teacher with two classes and and parents come mid school day to drop off from the exterior building door.
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Hey, get pregnant in late December/early January. That way you give birth in Sep/October and if you can take the 12 week maternity leave, you’ll be able to be home with baby for all of the holiday season. That summer time pregnancy tho. PHEW. Lol prepare yourself for THAT.
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Lmfao this IS broke behavior. Inviting a child over to play with your kids should not equal you charging them. Ya’ll are broke and losers! Ew.
It’s not broke . Now actually charging her 3 trips to the bathroom is funny but it’s true lol . Play dates cost . Having a friend over cost . You have to feed the child food and snacks that they may or may not waste , they use water which is a bill , supplies to have fun cost $$.
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I never imagined someone’s face would bring me so much joy until I had my child. That is the face of an angel.
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Y’all are out of your damn minds 😭 I had time for you today Dustin.
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