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mom, wife, teacher, ally . she/her
East Coast, USA
Joined February 2016
A woman at the grocery store, who upon seeing my daughter’s blue eyes asked where she got them from, looked at both me and my husband, and then actually said out loud “did the milk man visit your mom?” What the actual fuck lady.
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Hope everyone is having a great Mother’s Day. I did the grocery shopping alone w/ my child & now we’re doing laundry. My husband left for the day bc he’s butthurt that I didn’t do enough for his birthday despite getting him the meal, cake, and presents he wanted. So loved. 🥰.
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@Jillian75111496 Those were the 40 scenarios that ran through my mind too, and to say that in front of the child is even more fucked up. Dumb people.
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Any other vaccinated individuals still wear a mask when you’re out, because you just can’t bring yourself to not, yet?.
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At conferences today we actually had a parent say: “Don’t get me wrong, I care about academics, but how is [my son] being a good citizen in the classroom? Is he helping others, being a good role model, etc.” I mean WOW. I’m still in shock. That’s the stuff we need more of 🙌🏼.
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Apparently unpopular opinion: I’m not mad at teachers for making this stuff. Teachers are being forced into this situation. They aren’t advocating for this environment. Teachers must still greet their students with kindness and warmth despite the circumstances of the 20-21 year.
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I’m struggling to dress myself as a 33-year-old woman. I feel like things are designed for either young adults or they’re super matronly. I don’t want to dress like I’m 20 or like I’m 50. What am I even supposed to dress like at this age?.
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@BreezyThatB Uhhh yeah. I didn’t even laugh back, just a stern “no” and I turned around. Like wtf.
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Daylight savings time sucks for a number of reasons & if we’re not going to get rid of it, can we at least petition not to make it a Sunday that becomes affected, therefore affecting a school night? Move this shit to a Friday night so we can figure it out over the weekend.
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7w4d, little Bean’s heartbeat was perfect, and I’m praying, praying, praying. ♥️
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Baby girl made her arrival this morning at 8:17AM. She weighs 8.5 lbs and is 20” long. Her sugars are awesome. She is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen and I’m so in love. 🌈❤️.
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Teachers, do you ever just love winter break so much that you debate just never returning and finding a new career? 😂 I need to get my shit together in the next 48 hours.
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I’m here yet again to tell you this is one of the best clothing purchases I’ve ever made. Built-in bra & shorts so literally all I need to wear is this one piece outfit. Super comfortable & light. I have it in 3 colors.
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Why does restaurant ranch taste better than any ranch I buy in the grocery store?.
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We were talking about stereotyping in class and one of my students told me that her mom judges her friends based on their zodiac sign. Imagine: .“Mom, can I invite my friend over?”.“Sign?”.“Leo.” .“Oh god, no, honey, they’re so dramatic.”.
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I finished my MEd program yesterday and this was how I shared the news 😂
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Well, made it to the end of the week of teacher appreciation… with… absolutely nothing. Seriously disappointed.
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I eat foods in order of the least favorable to the most. I want my last bites to be the best.
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@HeyJulianneeee At first I was like hey that’s cute and then I was just mad that you can’t do that today.
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How old was your little when you first took them to the movie theater? My almost 4-year-old wants to see Inside Out 2 so badly (& me too) and I’m debating taking her to the $6 movie day….
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Does anyone else get sad about going on vacation and leaving their pets behind? 😭😂.
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Things that tasted better as a child than they do as an adult:.- Bagel Bites .- Chef Boyardee .- SpaghettiOs .- Ellio’s pizza .*Feel free to add.
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Had a bit of a scare yesterday, but SURPRISE! We got to see our little baby and this bumblebee is growing right on track (6.5 weeks) with a perfect heartbeat! I am absolute mush. 😍
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I’ve decided. I am getting the vaccine the moment it becomes available to teachers.
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Also, I did I miss that 50 Cent was going to be a part of it, or were y’all equally surprised?.
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So you’re telling me Edward Cullen is more than 100 years old and out of all the girls he could be with, he literally chose the most boring person on the planet?.
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Does anyone else feel like you’re just barely surviving day-to-day lately?.
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My 3-year-old: We live on Earth. Me: Yes, that’s right!.3: Earth is in space. Yes, you’re so smart! .3: So, we’re floating in space right now? . Yes… (Knowing this is ✨my✨ child and I don’t want to cause her anxiety.) .3: Are my toys in space? . Yes….
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Why is April Fools Day even a thing anymore? This is the stuff we should be cancelling.
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Why do orders of mozzarella sticks always come in odd numbers? It’s almost like they’re trying to destroy relationships.
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Do you ever feel that not even “fuck” is a strong enough exclamation anymore?.
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I won’t admit this to anyone in real life for a few reasons, but today I applied for the very first time for a job outside of public education. I’m not sure if I’d even be good this other job, but public ed is killing me and I’m not sure how much longer I can survive.
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I have to admit something. When y’all post pics of your car thermostats that read 31 CELSIUS and say how hot it is, I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about. Is it a spring 72? A warm winter at 55? A summer swelter 97? 🤷🏻♀️.
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Honestly, I can’t leave education because what the fuck else would I do? I have an English degree and a Master’s in education.
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Never, in my life, have I dreaded returning to work as much as I do right now.
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Husband: “Would you ever want to go to Times Square to see the ball drop?” .Me: “I’d rather go to jail. I’d have more room in my cell and better access to a toilet.”.
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If you’re happy about what the Supreme Court did today, you can unfollow me now. But first, kindly let me know so I can block you.
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I’m so, so tired of the parents who enable their children, the administrators who don’t support teachers, and the students who have no respect for anyone or anything.
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Welcome to the last 5-day week of the school year. 🎉.
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I’m finding it harder and harder to control my urge to swear around my students as the year comes to a close. I need summer so fucking badly.
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At the conclusion of this week, I can officially state we received NOTHING— not even an email acknowledgement— for teacher appreciation week. And our administration is wondering why morale is so low. Add this to the list.
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One of the hardest parts of motherhood is that I feel like I’m never allowed to be off. I’m not feeling too hot today and even as I just lay in bed trying to relax, I hear my baby asking for me and it breaks me.
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Packing for our trip:.☑️ 1 outfit per day .☑️ 1 extra outfit per day for any messes.☑️ 3 long-sleeve shirts & pants in case it gets cold .☑️ 3 pairs of unds per day in case of any emergencies .☑️ 2 swim suits even though swimming is very unlikely.Why am I like this?.
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Me watching House Hunters: . Man: “Our budget is $500K.”.Woman: “I was thinking more like $700K.”.Me to the Woman on TV: “The discrepancy between your budgets could buy me a house. Spoiled ass brat.”.🤦🏻♀️.
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⚠️ HUGE TEACHER PET PEEVE: When a parent emails about their child being ineligible for sports. No care or concern for academics or worries that the kid isn’t mastering content (at an 8th grade level). They’re just pissed their kid can’t play sports.
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Florida has record high Covid-19 cases right now. Florida also announces that schools MUST open in August. Serious question for someone: What the fuck are you thinking, Florida?.
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I still can’t believe that last school year we were spaced 6 feet apart, had plastic dividers, wore masks, only saw half my students in person, & quarantined whenever possibly exposed… and today I start school with none of that. Not even masks. Pray for us.
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Teachers: Good luck this week. (Please send luck in return too.).
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Me on Facebook & IG: My daughter was my favorite Christmas gift this year . Me on Twitter: This vibrator is my favorite Christmas gift this year.
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I’m so fucking annoyed by people who don’t do their jobs correctly, but earn the same pay as I do? Makes sense.
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Me: “Why isn’t your laptop charged for school today?”.Student: “We only have one plug and we plugged in the Christmas tree instead.” .Anything I would have said in reply would have made me the Grinch.
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I’m muting that tweet now. It’s become insane. What’s even crazier is the # of people accusing me of cheating because “it’s not possible” for my kid to have blue eyes lolol ok you’re really showing your level of intelligence folks.
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Wasn’t expecting any packages today and a delivery was made. it’s my Master’s diploma! 🎉.
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I’m bothered that I put commas in this tweet. My microchip must not be working with the mask interference.
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I wanted it so badly and I did it! I got department head! 👍🏼💪🏼
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Having to wear professional attire on teacher in-service days is a load of shit. (Especially when the day will be spent in my classroom doing my own thing!).
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There’s literally no difference between weekdays and weekends anymore. Emails are always coming, scheduling new online meetings, or asking more questions of which I don’t have answers for. There’s always laundry to do, meals to cook, things to clean.
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Why do I always want to preview a menu before going to a new restaurant? Part of me likes to prepare, part of me hates ruining the surprise of possibility, and all of me hates that I’m thinking about what I’m going to eat more than 5 hours before I’ll eat.
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Does anyone else’s husband have what I call a “sock graveyard” in the living room? He takes off his socks and just makes a pile of them! It’ll be like 4 days before he picks them all up. My dad does this too so I’m trying to figure out if I married my dad or just a man thing.
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Favorite Adam Sandler movie? (And don’t even bother commenting if you don’t like him. I have such a soft spot for his squishy bod and humor.).
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Thank you everyone for all your well wishes. I still can’t believe I made her and after all these years, I’m holding my rainbow.
Baby girl made her arrival this morning at 8:17AM. She weighs 8.5 lbs and is 20” long. Her sugars are awesome. She is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen and I’m so in love. 🌈❤️.
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I seriously can't handle people who put the AFTER picture before the BEFORE pic.
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I mean all these Ancestry, 23 and Me, and other DNA kits are cool, but isn’t anyone else freaked the fuck out that there’s increasing collections of people’s DNA samples somewhere?? 👀.
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Regardless of any small side effects I may have gotten from the Covid vaccine, I am still incredibly thankful to have gotten it. #vaccinated.
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One of my male team members came to see me during my prep today. He told me about the struggles he and his wife had when they were trying to start a family. He still remembers how much it hurts even 30 years later. We cried together.
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Today at the end of the day I walked in on a teacher (whom I really admire and is always really good at what she does), sitting in her classroom crying because of how overwhelmed she felt. If that doesn’t sum up teaching for you.
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If you say you love tacos but then only eat one taco at a meal, you in fact do not love tacos.
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I just won a free personal day at school! Woohoo! 🎉.
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3: Is Papa in space? . Yes, we are too. 3: Is [babysitter] in space? . Yes, every person you know is in space. 3, now yelling: What do you mean we’re ALL FLOATING IN SPACE?!!! *runs away*.
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My husband just asked if I saw any gifts laying around the spare bedroom. Me: “No, why?”.Hubs: “I was trying to hide them from you but now I can’t remember where I put them.” 😂 😂.
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A NSFW review of the Christmas present my husband got for me & we tried out earlier: A Original Magic Wand.
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This is awesome, but also I could never dedicate that much time or money only to take it down every June lol.
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I must not comment on the Facebook posts of idiots or those who lack knowledge and compassion.
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Teachers who have earned a Master’s degree: What is your Bachelor’s and Master’s in?.
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Was the traffic light actually green or did I just follow the cars in front of me? (I ask myself this too often.).
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I’m going to say it here because I need to get it out of my head and into the universe: I pray for myself and all others struggling that this is the last Mother’s Day we have to spend without our rainbows.
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Last week I had my curriculum and Maus questioned by a school board member. Today I earned a grant specifically to use for Holocaust, anti-semitism, & anti-hate curricular resources. Keep fighting the right fights; it’s worth it.
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I am legitimately fearful of Election Day this year. Please. I beg you. If you are able to vote, you NEED to vote. Please.
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I definitely still keep a paper grade book 🤷🏻♀️ As do all of the teachers I work with.
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OMG I can actually say I'm getting married THIS WEEKEND! 🙉🙉🙉.
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School seems especially tough right now. Kids are crazy, everyone else seems cranky, and more and more stuff is getting added to our plates. We all need winter break. .
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