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@PhilipShortland

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Teacher of Business and Law, father of two, leftie and supporter of a perennially under achieving football club.

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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
3 months
@Ruraidh_Stewart @_KateForbes And behind the voter is possibly somebody who has truly suffered under the government you want him to support. Understand rather than mock.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
4 years
@LibDems @LaylaMoran @GavinWilliamson When the liberals no longer see the defence of free speech as the cornerstone of education I’m afraid they demonstrate their irrelevance.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
5 years
@BarristerSecret There does seem to be a narrative that the male victim of DV is somehow less deserving, especially as he withdrew his complaint. Some abusers go onto kill their victims after complaints are withdrawn. CPS should be defended on this one.
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@PhilipShortland
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3 months
@MartinSLewis @ITVDebate Yes I do. As a result of fiscal drag and the tories abolishing the age related personal allowance, most pensioners are being drawn into income tax. The answer is to raise personal allowances for all tax payers in line with inflation.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
1 year
@igrattan Not a Leeds fan obvs but I’ve a feeling this bloke would be deeply ashamed of what you are becoming
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#Bielsa jumps out of his car leaving Pride Park to greet a disabled #LUFC fan
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@PhilipShortland
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@BladeoftheS Bloody hell, no question the cyclist should give way. What is wrong with decent manners, driving one of those things must be a tough enough as it is.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
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@LEGO_Group Lego is the most diverse of toys, it can transport a kid’s (and grown-ups) mind on a journey as far and beyond as their imagination can take them. When it comes to the issues you have raised, I can educate them. I don’t need your help.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
1 year
@FBAwayDays Only one Speed I know and he’s sadly no longer with us.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
1 year
Not ready to change Nat as my profile image but I have to say the colorisation of this image of Big Frank is splendid!
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
5 years
@pnefc @AndyBingham7 @OfficialBWFC @bwfcjuniors Preston’s financial generosity to their rivals and now this is a credit to themselves and reflects real Lancastrian warmth. Well done.
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@PhilipShortland
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5 years
@Keir_Starmer @GeorgieBoy61 Although miscarriages of justices are a tragedy beyond comprehension, it’s still a bit of a red herring. State sanctioned murder is repugnant and all my life I have never wavered from this. It’s wound into my DNA.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
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@RogersHistory Which is why every teacher without fail must join a union.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
7 months
@AccidentalP They come in many guises but underneath they are all the same.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
6 years
@saxtonj @Only_WomenBleed @BBCSport Martina is spot on and we are sleepwalking into seeing the end of women’s sport as meaningful competition. Is that what we want?
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
5 years
@santanderuk @antanddec Is this really the best way you can think of to waste my investment? Tax dodging racing drivers and now kids TV entertainers, I think your branding needs looking at.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
3 years
@LBC @NickFerrariLBC Amazing, the shelves are emptying and there is no fuel in the garages and Labour / media decides to debate the blindingly obvious about which gender owns a cervix.
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@PhilipShortland
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@i_iratus And it was the tories who abolished the age related allowance which protected pensioners from fiscal drag.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
4 years
@UniofOxford Congratulations, a genuine 70% to 90% is more credible and the fact the storage is practical is massive. Keep up the great work!
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@PhilipShortland
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@MirrorDarren Given the hard right narrative developing out of this tragedy, maybe it’s worthy of note that Joel is a Frenchman. Well done sir.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
7 months
@i_iratus Just remember, under the Tories, the BBC claim we gave a new phenomena, a ‘technical’ recession. I’m only technically poor which is a relief.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
4 months
@KieranMaguire Who will all get relegated with their pockets stuffed full of cash as a reward for failure and distort the Championship in the same way the PL is rigged in favour of the richest clubs.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
4 years
@GaryLineker @mrjamesob Thought you were better than this to be honest, Gary.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
6 years
@GBower1877 @mrjamesob The EU piece on preparing for no deal was even more shocking. They are preparing to ride it out and ensure that the damage is limited to those determined to inflict it on themselves.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
1 year
@gullssinceaboy Scum doesn’t even start to touch the sides
@ThatAlexWoman
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1 year
Living in London I get homesick for England It’s not ours anymore. It’s not British.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
5 years
Say whatever you like about today or the game but when was the last time you saw such unbridled joy from a footballer?
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Adam Senior
5 years
Unreal result...fans were class once again...best fans going...UP THE WHITES #BWFC
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
3 years
@charity_charlie @matthewchampion 10% of donations spent on ‘consultancy’ fees is outrageous, Charles. People who make donations should be made aware of this before they part with their money. You and I both know, your average punter believes it all goes to the good cause.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
5 years
I despise you Anderson, with every breath in my body.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
3 years
Brilliant news and well done Bolton Wanderers!
@OfficialBWFC
Bolton Wanderers
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A 'Vote Power Not Poverty' Rally scheduled for later this month at the Bolton Whites Hotel will not be happening. The event has been cancelled by BWFC and is not something the club and business wishes to be associated with.
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@PhilipShortland
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@g_gosden My word, what sort of minds do some people have? The advert is an absolute triumph, perfect.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
1 year
@modsghs Well done Mick’s Hut. 50 tired and hungry 12 year olds will not have been an easy order. Talk about resourceful teachers!
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
3 years
@jslovechild The supermarket with the splendid veranda which was constructed for extra capacity in the PL. (seated about 100)
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
5 months
@ronmanagernottm You never heard my ‘Pease Pudding Hot’?
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
1 year
@MrTroy_ @piersmorgan Why don’t we a documentary on the Yorkshire Ripper and include interviews with all the women he met and didn’t murder.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
2 years
@LBC The lad’s got balls, I’ll give him that.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
1 year
Congratulations Wanderers and the players. Three games in which to define the season and your place in our rich history. Whilst the ultimate prize is a Wembley win, you can be proud of where you have taken us.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
2 years
@PeterOHanrahaH @FriseSally @BBCNews Phones, the latest flat screen tellies and fags used to demonise folk who have very little
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
2 years
@TitaniaMcGrath There should come a time in everybody’s lives when they realise life really is too short. I think I’ve reached it.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
1 month
@g_gosden Debating with Alex Phillips is like playing a pigeon at chess I’m afraid
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
1 year
@JeromeH8sFats @danwootton Well done Jerome. I am in the process of selling a kidney. I’ve done the hard bit and it’s in the fridge, what’s the next step?
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
5 months
@BladeoftheS Hello, is that Temu Customer Service? That Rod Stewart I ordered is a load of rubbish.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
1 year
@TTRadioOfficial For a start it isn’t true and whilst I would expect the usual crew of ‘I didn’t do A levels and it did me no harm’ minor celebrities to be marched out for a decent quote, not the Secretary of State for Education.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
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@StanCollymore I’m telling you, this is Nazi Germany. Substitute persons of colour for Jews.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
2 years
@NASUWT Absolutely well bloody done NASUWT members. You have set teacher’s pay and conditions back years. Trebles all round in Downing St. What an absolute kick in the teeth for public sector workers.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
2 months
A superbly crafted interview by Emily Maitlis thoroughly exposing the deeply unpleasant side of extremism in the US.
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This is what fine journalists like @maitlis face when they question fascists like Kari Lake. Kudos to Emily Matlis for doing her job.
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@PhilipShortland
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@FBAwayDays May I suggest Jack Grealish talks to them about how to engage with the fans? (It’s not difficult)
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
2 months
@edwinhayward It’s an exceptionally clever marketing by Labour although the ‘vote Labour’ message is somewhat hidden by the overall National Front style propaganda of the 70s?
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
4 years
@PoetryRebellion Like the bloke who had the audacity to see Cummins wandering around Barnard Castle testing his eyes and was vilified by the media for his trouble?
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
3 months
@PippaCrerar @StephenMcGann @ChrisMasonBBC Why has the police officer been arrested and will face prison if proved and the SPAD is still at liberty and standing for parliament?
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
3 months
@kokeshimum ‘I was at the airport and you know, it was full of people coming from abroad’. What were you expecting, a car boot sale?
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@PhilipShortland
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3 months
@KieranMaguire Isn’t this the bloke who wants to tax payer to rebuild Old Trafford?
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
3 months
@campbellclaret @bbclaurak When the BBC see just how many traditional viewers they will lose on election night, they might realise how much their infatuation with LK has been a disastrous mistake.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
5 years
@MarcIles My favourite view of the Normid. @JohnMcGinlay10
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
6 years
@ShekuKM You were brilliant, Sheku, outstanding performance. How on earth did you hold your nerve?
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@PhilipShortland
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5 years
@gobvylan Grealish is an outrageous talent and plays with a smile on his face. He needs the Premier League stage and judging by the generosity I’ve seen from Villa fans, I hope it’s with his hometown club.
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@PhilipShortland
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@gullssinceaboy @Picss3o Burnley in Belize, obvs
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
4 years
@Only_WomenBleed I haven’t joined in once and anybody who knows me will know there is no bigger supporter of the NHS than me. I find it patronising in the extreme and my heart goes out to everybody who is helping us through this crisis, the shop workers, the cleaners, the cops, you name it. 👏👏
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@i_iratus @dawndavis54 I’ve got a sneaking suspicion this is a 50 year old lady who remembers the blitz.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
10 months
@JaneFae My suggestion to Andrea there was a school somewhere knelt giving thanks she had chosen politics rather than remaining in teaching, was not met with appreciation.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
2 months
@johnsweeneyroar Hands up anybody who sat through every minute of the trial and had the opportunity to assess the credibility of each witness? The jury did. Now let the families grieve in peace.
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@PhilipShortland
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@OfficialBWFC The club that doesn’t do gambling is in partnership with a gambling company?
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
5 years
@martynziegler So if Jimmy Anderson decides he self identifies as a woman he can go and bowl in a women’s league? What a bloody absurdity.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
6 years
@MichaelLCrick @Only_WomenBleed 9 year olds can give informed consent? Doesn’t matter when this was written, there was never any era when this was even remotely acceptable.
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@BladeoftheS The twenty seats they would have won at the next GE have just evaporated
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
1 year
Was there ever a player more proud to win the cup?
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
2 years
@humphreys_dad @WritesBright Esther McVeigh! The thinking man’s Nadine Dorries.
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@PhilipShortland
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2 years
@TonyHarkin91 @DouglasKMurray @TheSun Old style demonisation of union leaders accompanied by sinister image. Journalism which has fallen out of the gutter and into the sewer.
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@PhilipShortland
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@Anna_Soubry How dare you come on here with good sense instead of rhetoric?
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
4 years
@gameoldgirl @carolecadwalla Tomorrow’s edition features a pull out copy detailing how the dear leader developed a vaccine whilst recovering.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
3 years
@richard_littler Brooks was asked if he could get away with making Blazing Saddles now and he replied he barely got away with it then.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
5 years
I know it doesn’t take much but this really made me smile.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
1 year
@DanielHewittITV ‘Kathy Come Home’ was supposedly the watershed but the reality is it was only the start. Thatcher will never be forgiven for selling off social housing.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
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@Miss_Snuffy It’s been tried Kathy
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
3 years
The lion is roaring again and it looks like somebody was watching over us. Well done Bolton!!
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@PhilipShortland
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2 years
@OnlyWomenBleedd @BrenMCO Or anybody who just wants to cut out the noise and just learn.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
3 years
@nazirafzal Point no 5 - that is up to the court to determine.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
5 years
No idea what this bloke is like on the pitch but we seem to have hit the jackpot in terms of attitude and character.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
5 years
Imagine if they didn’t have cup replays?
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@PhilipShortland
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1 year
@BwfcFans If my auntie had bollocks she’d be my uncle.
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1 year
@nazirafzal @GaryLineker Have to say it’s unusual to celebrate a victory by the incredibly wealthy against the tax man but like anybody else, he has the right to pay the correct amount of tax.
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@PhilipShortland
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1 year
@refsupportuk Jenas as a lad from Nottingham and former Forest player would do well to reflect on the words of Brian Clough
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
2 years
@Fontybits1 He delivers his argument with sensitivity though, don’t you think?
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@PhilipShortland
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3 years
@katiehind @guywalters When David was being paid by the English FA to promote England’s bid for the WC, his was rightly critical of the corruption behind the Qatar bid. That David is available to the highest bidder is no surprise.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
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@faizashaheen The Queen is not embarrassed by her wealth or how it was acquired, what does embarrass her is that we should know about it.
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Philip Shortland
6 years
@Peter_Shilton @BrexitBexit @Nigel_Farage If I need advice from you Peter, it’ll be about goalkeeping, cheers.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
2 years
@davesumnersmith I’ve never seen a more clear ‘none of the above’ survey.
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@PhilipShortland
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2 years
@MichaelWarbur17 I once saw it as a cinema double with ‘Life of Brian’. I left in pain I’d laughed so hard.
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@PhilipShortland
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@implausibleblog Something very sinister about this bloke.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
6 months
@AlxdrRchrds Remember when this country had leaders?
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
2 years
@mhardysport The last time I visited with Bolton there were long queues to get in, oppressive and inefficient stewarding and it was like a trip back in time. The seating is close together and stands steep. Pull the bloody thing down.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
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@AndyGJBurge @GillianKeegan @Guildford_Cons Simply Surrey have a policy of funding SEND children to attend independent schools rather than the state run special sector. These are tax payer subsidies. Few parents could ever independently afford hugely expensive SEND provision.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
4 years
@MaajidNawaz The population of Texas is 30m. This voter fraud involved 0.0004% of the pop in a rock solid republican seat. News?
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
4 years
@Andrew_Adonis Uk average primary school class size = 27, Denmark is 19 with one teacher for every 10 pupils. I don’t remember you campaigning we copy Danish education standards when you were in office, Andrew?
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
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@bbctms Great, can’t wait to hear him ramble on about himself again. Guess he’s priced back onto the market.
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@adamboxer1 And the old positive thing about them is they have bloody good attendance.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
3 years
@jslovechild I was contacted by a girl who claimed she’d always secretly fancied me at school. A few passionate emails later she wrote and said she’d confused me with somebody else. I never heard from her again.
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@PhilipShortland
Philip Shortland
5 years
@DavidLammy I did mention he was a racist but I think I might have got away with it
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@PhilipShortland
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@Haggis_UK Johnson and the tories most loyal demographic is the over 65s. Never forgive or forget the dismissive way he dealt with our lives.
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