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Examination officer and connoisseur of all good things like whisky, woman and money

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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
7 months
@ahmednasirlaw Then there is you tweeting nonsense
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
5 years
@inyourphillings @The_Onyinye @SheilaLMaina That is done by the word rape not the sexuality
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
3 years
@jimmyjayjunio @Ronizzle_ 🤣🤣🤣 that is the stupidest thing I have heard this year. And I have heard some dumb stuff
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
3 years
@kibeandy I am not going to stop drinking Tusker because shaffie motherfuckin weru got canceled because of some stupid shit he said. That's no reason to drink any beer🤣
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
2 years
@jesus Show us your palms bro. And I got a tank full of water you might want to repeat that thing you did in Galilee
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
2 years
@ESPNFC Why would a ref favouring Argentina care about the outcome of Portugal Vs Morocco?
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
1 year
@_fels1 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this country is wild. Probably they were never paid a cent. Just Ababu cumin and going.
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
5 years
Why would you put a 95 year old on life support??
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
3 years
Mutahi Ngunyi is an idiot. I fuliza to cater for my needs then I pay. Uhuru borrows in my name to cater for his needs then I have to pay
@MutahiNgunyi
Mutahi Ngunyi
3 years
Kenyans are LOAN Maniacs. They FULIZA 1.2 billion a day or half a TRILLION per year. Between JANUARY and JUNE, they will BORROW 262 billion, or what IMF is loaning Uhuru (Ksh 261 b). If so, what MORAL AUTHORITY do they have to LECTURE him or IMF? They should just SIT on a PIN!!!
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@PetesMurithi
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3 years
@jerrykitur01 @Karimi_Karen If the laws of Namibia allowed him to traffic children would you support him if he did traffic children in Namibia?
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
2 years
@Joedaviskabuba @samirasawlani They can get images from the victims what the hell are you talking about?
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
4 years
@NicolaSirengo @hillaryditram @sandykwamboka Gere ni mbaya sana. Lakini gere ni nini?
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
5 years
@Unkle_K There is nothing like strong alcohol. Only weak men!
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
1 year
@Wordslinger__ Ooh please. She did what she did in the presence of people. Now you want her to face consequences in private? I thought she had cajones? Snowflakes.
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
2 years
@JelaniMK That is not her actual problem. Women and men need equal chances to be bad leaders. We cannot have people imagining and expecting people to be angels based on their gender. We need to elect good leaders their demographic background notwithstanding.
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
2 years
@b13_also @fromeden23 @JustinTarnation I don't see no difference 😂
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
1 year
@iamjoseh_ Also, do you know how badly you need to perform for people to think your presidency is worse than Uhuru's?
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
7 months
@eduzmi Covid bro. You can't smell shit now🤣🤣
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
2 years
@DavidNdii 🤣🤣🤣 lowering the cost of power doesn't affect the running of the power utility. It's the taxes that are raising the cost of electricity and fuel. How will reducing the taxes levied on electricity cause blackouts?
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
2 years
@PenTitan Why do you care about what people do with their bodies? Who died and made you custodian of peoples bodies?
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
2 years
@gpdkaluma To be gay or lesbian is not the same thing as engaging in unnatural/immoral sexual behaviour. Same way you are straight but I bet no woman is having sex with you. You can be gay and not have sex. Nothing in law criminalises any sexuality. An MP should know this.
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
1 year
@WaruiJohn2 Why do you need to add the balances? You had 500, spent 500 and now nothing. The math is mathing. There is no 10bob anywhere
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
3 years
@NjeriMuchina2 @JaneIrunguKE How are teachers going to afford Dr Gikonyo 🤣. Not hard to understand why the good doctor doesn't treat teachers really
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
3 years
@raginglesbianx @JoyJMurraya It's very difficult to be a man. You can't even be good in peace. You gotta be responsible for the rogue ones
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
4 years
@el1minho @e_lumumba One is a politician with poise and tact while the other is a selfish egomaniac politician who demands credit for others actions. Common, Donald is just plain daft😂
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
1 year
@SirMwangala That's because nothing on that table is useful when the day's work is mobilizing arsonists.
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
2 years
@kelvinBakespear @BillYaStima_ They are looking for bombs not joints 🤣🤣
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
4 years
@edwinsifuna What currently stops classes from being built?
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
1 year
@jamessmat Children die under her watch and it's the media catching strays?
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
3 years
@OtemaKE @Gitz__ Why is the amount of money he earns important?
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
9 months
@_fels1 🤣🤣🤣🤣 it has never occurred to them that some of the things he says he does because he is under the influence?
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
11 months
@Osama_otero Clearly you have never undertaken any construction. If you did you would realise that it leaves you with nothing to upgrade your furniture with.
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
5 years
@The_Onyinye @SheilaLMaina Why is the sexuality of the men important??
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
2 years
@sampao_p Nobody forces anyone to listen to radio
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
11 months
@eduzmi 🤣🤣🤣 niggas suffering in Nairobi because they don't want to live in Ushago.
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
2 years
@XCouncillor 🤣🤣🤣 funny as hell. This is the level of pettiness I aspire to
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
1 year
@DavidNdii Sisi tunaishi in the village already we remove ourselves from the question?
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
1 year
@MusaliaMudavadi @MwauraIsaac1 When is he launching the office of the spouse to CAS? That issue needs to be soughted quickly
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
7 months
@KhalifKairo Just to get women? How badly did they reject you to base your entire life on impressing women?
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
10 months
@gaddafi236 There is a connection between choices at the ballot and economic outcomes. That cannot be gainsaid buana. People should be reminded daily.
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
1 year
@scherargei An MP is elected to do a certain job for their constituents and towing the party line (presidents line) is not one of them.
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
8 months
@FGaitho237 Bringing disrepute to the name of Kanyari? He is reputed as a thief! He has no name to speak of.
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
1 year
@kuriasolomonK I think I would rather 1000 Kenyan flags be set on fire than 1 person gets killed. But I get it, we all value different things.
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
4 years
@mbuguaunder @Griffin_Okemwa @makupa_ How can you not understand up to 10,000 means from 0-10,000?
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
2 years
@AndreasKazakeo @ESPNFC If you want to play a weak team you would rather Portugal.
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
8 months
@NationAfrica At least he is not Kalenjin. I am actually impressed he didn't appoint Oscar Sudi
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
1 year
@Kenyans This country is irrevocably broken. Why is shouting in the CBD illegal? And why would lack of 10k send someone to jail?
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
3 years
@cyrusville @trackmann2 You don't think anyone supports Lewis because he is a phenomenal driver, a 7× champion? All you see is his skin color and it's Lewis fans that are irrational 😂😂😂
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
1 year
@AfyaCentreCrew I pay 50% of my income to the government, they elect thieves to manage my taxes and now suddenly they are my responsibility? I don't buy anything out of benevolence but out of the need to survive.
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Peter Murithi
2 years
@jamsey55 @JeremyClarkson Colonization is not something you just shake off and walk. B4 they left they even ensured to burry history and some of it is currently being learned so excuse us if we don't have anything positive to say about the queen.
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
2 years
@ntvkenya Why can't they put Munya out of his misery? And no, I haven't suggested he be sent to his maker.
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Peter Murithi
2 years
@NguthuDennis @AbdiIbrahim64 @WehliyeMohamed You are not the sharpest tool in the box, are you? You don't have to win any county. You need 25%
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
8 months
@DavidNdii Breaking news: Majority of Kenyans cannot afford to pay 1000 for tilapia! You are called people upper deck when you are more aloof than them!
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
4 years
@Lugonzi_ @Kiplimohkemboi It's sad because money was spent in educating them only for them to do jobs that require no education to do. I do agree that the point of education is not to get jobs though
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
11 months
@citizentvkenya So what? Currency is all artificial. The exchange rate is artificial and not a natural occurrence. He is just telling us that the government has been doing its job until KK showed up!
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
1 year
@mungaikihanya I don't think this government cares about public opinion. They will ram everything through parliament. The only option we are left with is litigation and hope that they won't ignore the courts (which is some stretch of imagination).
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
2 years
@SokoAnalyst Isn't that what they are asking for? To be able to go about their business without anyone minding them?
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@PetesMurithi
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5 years
@Andy_Newc @piersmorgan So they should be racially abused because they earn a lot??
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
3 years
@WilliamsRuto He also arranged for the butchering of a lot of people in My. Elgon. I think you are right to call him a fighter but not for equal justice. Just call him a butcher of people for avoidance of doubt
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
2 years
@Elphie_KE @Kenyans If you are smart you are smart. You don't need to wake up at 4am to study to pass. Preps are for competition purposes
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
2 years
@sonofthesoil22 @moneyacademyKE Because they are supposed to charge the public directly to make money. It's officials prefer taking bribes instead.
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
4 years
@Tadkebab @JeremyClarkson If I gave you 100 apples and told you that if you eat them you have a 0.1 chance of dying would you still eat them?
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
2 years
@mokayah So in short, when I buy a beer the government earns more money than the manufacturer of the said beer? That should not be legal. Same case with fuel.
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
1 year
@MRSMuruguu @RailaOdinga You are a Ruto supporter. You advising Raila on how to win because of why? Why do you want Raila to win? Kagege
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
4 years
@kiguruuu @missnguru Our foremothers used to walk around half naked. Which Africa are you talking about?
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
3 years
@tezira @_Njagi_ When I used to write I was told several times to dumb it down because the lecturer will get suspicious if I do my thing. You can't make this stuff up 🤣
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
8 months
@ntvkenya 🤣🤣🤣 it happens all over. What next? That we are going to be breathing oxygen from February?
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
2 years
@_fels1 Ruto is smart enough to know when he has the numbers. He wouldn't have resulted to abracadabra if he knew he had the numbers.
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
3 years
@_fels1 Be a little bit understanding bwana. Covid is a bit difficult. Even god discovered it the other day. He is not the one who invented it. That was the Chinese and they haven't shared the recipe with god. They are trying to reverse engineer the damn cure
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@PetesMurithi
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4 years
@EzekielMutua @solomonkimani_ Are you afraid that gay people might turn you gay mister?
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
3 years
@_fels1 @ntvkenya Is the government itself in government or the opposition? And is the opposition in the opposition or in the government? These things are really confusing
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
7 months
@mmnjug To be fair it could be anyone in the cabinet 🤣🤣
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
1 year
@edgarwabwire_ You voted to save the country from Raila. This is on you.
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
4 years
@7_SeventhSon @gabrieloguda Why would anyone with integrity work for Uhuru?
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
2 years
@kim_mwirichia @DavidNdii The equivalent of that is someone saying they will make every meru person eat Miraa. Stop making your own things
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
4 years
@amerix I can't remember ever having to pretend to be busy because my old man had arrived. You are making a valid point but you are pushing it now. Leadership isn't synonymous with instilling fear.
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
2 years
@ReubenKigame @MugambiNandi This just goes back to the first question he asked you. And you haven't bothered to reply to it. How does believing that both homosexuals and heterosexuals have a right to association discriminate against heterosexuals?
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
7 months
@BonifaceGMwangi The robbery is daylight. It's daylight robbery. Only that the robber has the sword, sorry, gun!
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
4 years
@justrioba @awktravels Then don't date 23 yr olds. You can't force your standards on people. I know you think you sound woke but you sound dumb and unhelpful to the fight against peodophilia
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
5 years
@melosets @joan_melly Human anatomy is extremely inefficient.
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
2 years
@alexmwanzo Realize being a biker is silly and swear to throw away the bike when you get to your destination
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
2 years
@Kimuzi_ Who stopped them? Y'all are willing to believe anything 🤣
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
2 years
@DidmusWaBarasa The "global north" is inconsistent. They should also help us investigate your shooting of a man to death. Murder is murder.
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
1 year
@iamjoseh_ Instead you elected same looters. She should tell people that again 🤣
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
2 years
@DavidNdii Except capitalism ensures billionaires remain billionaires and hustlers remain hustlers. You are promising to solve a problem using the same method that caused the problem.
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
2 years
@iamjuddah What would be the problem if EABL decided to distribute and sell their own products? What law prevents that? They don't do it because they don't have the capacity to do it and not because they owe the middle man a living.
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
5 years
@_ItsGitau @Bill_Kym Apparently Uhuru knows everything except why we are broke
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@PetesMurithi
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3 years
@el_jambati @mschepkorir @beth_kasinga Any vehicle being driven like that is a killing machine
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
1 year
@mwendesusu I don't know why someone must cram all that information to be a good father 🤣🤣.
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
1 year
@moneyacademyKE The first condition would mean the removal of the president himself. Good luck.
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
4 years
@LilKiiru @tl_chaos That kills me every time. It is even told in church as if those motherfuckers don't know the sun doesn't move 😂
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
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@DavidNdii 🤣🤣🤣 of all the things that didn't happen this didn't happen the most. I see Vasco Ndanganya habits are rubbing off on you.
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
1 year
@araprono17 @citizentvkenya The government shouldn't benefit from anything. It's the people that should
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
2 years
@johnnjenga I wouldn't say I am surprised. CDF is incurably illegal and he knows. He is just saying he will ignore the court. Nothing surprising there.
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
1 year
@DavidNdii Sometimes it is better to shut up. I would bet the cost of power affects the cost of production of goods that everyone uses. But I don't know a lot, I am not an economic adviser to anyone.
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
2 years
@citizentvkenya Instead of calling him a bandit like he is you accuse him of funding bandits because he is rich
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
7 months
@MuthumaGabriel @WilliamsRuto Nobody doubted that it made money and that it can make more. What we were against is selling it in the pretext that it made losses. The president was lying that it made loses buana
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
2 years
@evenmaina If someone paid me half a million I would be living at work 🤣
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@PetesMurithi
Peter Murithi
4 years
@ngwata_ @ndirangufiona That's how helicopters are born? Wonderful!
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