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An actual opossum. Associate retail manager @DissidentSoaps .
Chudistan, USA
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@innanet_man
@blacknredtext
I remember when we all found out that Europeans don't refrigerate their shoes. Wild.
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@DissidentSoaps
Oh you're a successful small business owner? Let me tell you what you're doing wrong
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@Slatzism
She's so good with being alone that she needs to make TikToks about how good she is with being alone to get internet attention from being alone. Meanwhile guys that are good with being alone are arguing with each other on autistic niche subforums.
The woman doth protest too much
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@massivecanine
Captain Bligh but the crew mutinies because she won't tell them what to do
"If you really loved England, you'd know what sail to raise!"
<long sigh> "No, I don't need to check the course. I'm sure it's fine. Just fine."
"Rations are low? <crying> *That's* all you have to say?"
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@Dunetsk
@johnkonrad
The objective standard is, did you run the ship aground or not.
If you adhere to this standard, then all this fancy talk boils down to "women shouldn't be on ships", which ironically enough, is ALSO knowledge that mariners learned over 1000s of years.
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@tshugart3
Because China isn't propping up Israel. The US and the West are. The Houthi fight is with Israel, they have zero reason to provoke China.
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@tradman_
@DissidentSoaps
I'm starting to move beyond a call for deportation and towards a more, er, ~permanent~ solution. One that would solve the problem for good. An ~end solution~, one might say.
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@Slatzism
The loss of the concept of "duty" in the west, and the associated loss of shaming people who shirk their duties, leads to all of this.
In a sane society this queer would be ostracized, and serve as a lesson to other people like him.
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@AetiusRF
@0x49fa98
Musk is an honest turbonormie who just wants to do the high IQ/high agency equivalent of grilling and catching the game (build cities on Mars).
Hopefully, he now realizes that all his Mars money is going to be taken for Bantu maximizing unless he does something about it.
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@jlippincott_
20,000 Haitians in town, and he can't find 30 more to stand at a machine?
Why is that?
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@ReviewsPossum
Prompt:
Pregnanct fetish images of Bruce Willis, photrealistic style, sepia, 16 variations
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@DickMolesterson
@gigabilly
We could try the world's first head transplant. If it works, we cure two men of horrible defects. If it doesn't work, same.
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@DissidentSoaps
America has 10s of thousands of miles of utterly indefensible infrastructure of all kinds, most of it built by Boomers and some of it irreplaceable with our current population.
Any protracted conflict would leave millions dead from power and water loss alone. Scary stuff.
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@tradman_
@DissidentSoaps
Uh. Yeah, that's what I mean. Definitely did not mean mass (legal and humane) internment camps followed by (legal and humane) executions followed by mass (legal and humane) burials in the Nevada desert.
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@Slatzism
Unfortunately for me, another Neurodivergent Person Of Houselessness had presented his "I Got Next!" card before I could play my "You Got Me?" card.
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@maphumanintent
@RealCynicalFox
What's the American victory condition here? Iran, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Yemen all giving up?
How do you propose to get there? We just spent 4 years' production of Tomahawks to make the Red Sea situation worse.
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@notfootslurper
@QuetzalPhoenix
Call it Roman Wing Water and RW Twitter will be frothing to do it. "Lindy" "peaty" "RETVRN TO ROME"
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@GlomarResponder
Shitlibs point to Singapore as an example of a successful multiethnic society but never talk about why.
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@HomericFuturist
Tribal/local remains useful I think. The invaders can't function without government support, and the government gets more useless every day.
We might see a knee in the decline, things fall apart much more rapidly. Certainly it isn't getting any more stable.
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@kebumen_daimyo
@HarmlessYardDog
The Russians designed their nukes to be maintained by drunken Slavs. We designed our nukes to be maintained by 115 IQ white men.
As far as I know, Russia still has drunken Slavs working on their nukes. But who is working on ours?
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@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl
"I might be a Goon Killer Canoe Skull War Criminal, but at least I'm not RUDE"
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@CartoonsHateHer
@ofreacharound
"Of course I meant the opposite of what I said, you should have known that"
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@real_lord_miles
Yet
No apartment?
No Deliveroo job?
No welfare cheque?
No loicense to stab random people?
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@SwordMercury
Ameriburgers fantasizing about science fiction tier weapons when the Houthis are sinking ships with a Chinese knockoff Honda engine on a plywood kite, and when the Vodkastanis are smoking each others' main battle tanks with Cold War mortar shells duct taped to AliExpress drones.
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@TheSkytard
@SwordMercury
The Chinese are the world's foremost industrial power with a population north of a billion, and would be fighting in their front yard. We'd be trying to send and sustain literally irreplaceable assets across the entire Pacific.
Pretty sure they can OJT this one if they have to.
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@mtmalinen
@cirnosad
That cokehead lady leader put Finland into NATO, and now you're shocked that Russia dislikes it.
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@Chris_arnade
Much of American life is spent getting the money to not have to live next to "undesirable" social elements. The whos and whys of those elements are taboo to discuss so we use euphemisms like good schools or safe neighborhoods.
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@TheSkytard
@SwordMercury
"One way or another"
I keep coming back to the same conclusion - the Turbo Americacel doesn't use reason, he uses faith. If or when that faith is proven false, a lot of ugly things are going to happen.
🤷♀️
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Who Would Win?
An NSA overseas data center filled with supercomputers, high level cryptography, and two dozen Americans?
OR
Mobs of hundreds of thousanda of angry Egyptians?
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@Sprinter99800
I thought those 100+ cruise missiles were supposed to open the strait, not close it.
Did we shoot them backward by accident?
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@JEdwardWoody
@L0m3z
@TemarcWinter
Hyperoptimization of human psychological manipulation to chase BPS is not actually good tho
Life is not made better by pornbot ads on Twitter dot com
The fact that anyone believes this is all the indictment we need against modernity
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@OrcbrandAtaman
@tradman_
@DissidentSoaps
It's gonna be done legally, folks. So legal. Very important. We're gonna round them all up, very humane, very gentle, totally legal. They're gonna go in camps, very secure, the best. And then we're going to make the problems all go away. We will have volunteers, the best voluntee
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@Aristos_Revenge
@HebertMcquinn
@RosemaryStewar1
@WanjiruNjoya
They don't know where food comes from other than "the shop", any more than they know where water comes from ("the tap") or electricity comes from ("plugs").
Their natural state is living in a Garden Of Eden with no thought given to past or future, only an Eternal Now.
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@DissidentSoaps
The Caribbean is the perfect experiment. A dozen different groups each get a tropical island for a couple hundred years, how does it work out?
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@L0m3z
@TemarcWinter
The people who could be designing space ships are optimizing ads for an extra few basis points of clickthrough.
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@Lurchgs
@Dunetsk
@johnkonrad
I think we should all be nicer, the captain was just a girl, after all!
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@ParacelsusII
@SwordMercury
Because the alternative is literally unthinkable.
Like, there's nobody in charge of this shitshow, man. The competent people are thin on the ground, and they're constrained by the same system that protects all the dopes. Most everyone is making it up.
Late Soviet hours.
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@SwordMercury
The difference between thousands of Americans living and dying is whether or not a $15/hr Israeli security guard catches some loons trying to smuggle in and kill a baby goat.
2024 is wild, man.
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@TheSkytard
@SwordMercury
"Just look at nations who were small, static, and had limited industrial capacity"
No
"America will just choke off world trade"
No
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@9mm_smg
"I might be a sex slaving pimp who scams desperate people out of their money, but at least I'm not BEING MEAN ON THE INTERNET"
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No military solution to the Red Sea crisis. So where are all the Turbo America copecels posting pictures of aircraft carriers and cheat thumping about "FAFO"?
Who found out?
"“The solution is not going to come at the end of a weapon system,” Wikoff said. “We have certainly degraded their capability. There's no doubt about that. We've degraded their ability,” he said. “However, have we stopped them? No.” 2/
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@Ewan_C_Forbes
@QuetzalPhoenix
Do they do biometric intake? If not, how many times could you make the trip and get paid?
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@sardonic_greek
@Bobr_Apu
"If by poor people you mean me and if you mean distribute you mean my meth habit..."
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@HomericFuturist
"They call us barbarians, Conan."
"Aye. And we shall show them the meaning of that word."
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I'm gonna be real with you, chief, bodycams are good because you get to see some hilarious monkeyshines.
UPDATE: I've been tracking hundreds of coordinated far-right replies and quote-tweets. It's interesting for a few reasons. First, many of them assert ludicrous falsities about basic facts. Second, many fundamentally misunderstand the arguments. But most important:
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@The_WGD
America probably has one mid sized war left in her. Nobody wants to be on the receiving end of that war.
My opinion is that there's a lot of conflicts with the lid on them waiting for us to get involved in (and lose) the next war. Once that happens, the world catches fire.
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Teeing up the false flag
NEW: Biden warned Iran that any attempts on Trump’s life would be considered an 'act of war' - Politico
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@classiflied77
@HarmlessYardDog
"Surely, my government isn't *this* incompetent", says increasingly nervous man.
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@thinking_panda
Women's "comedy" doesn't change across cultures. 'Ha ha I'm a slut ha ha my wet hole stinks ha ha'.
Shamefuru dispray
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@DissidentSoaps
The west spends trillions of dollars and decades of effort to "de carbonize". It's all u lndone in mere hours by 3rd worlders.
Poetic
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@alex_shaw1868
@NSUSWP_RISEN
@noextrlmlsm
@frogNscorpion
"Mayo Monkeys"
You corny af, Steve Urkel 😂😂
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@Aelthemplaer
@8upmypatience
@Painweaver2
Saar, please understand the province of Texas cannot export petrol without the government saar.
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@SwordMercury
@PenisJatkonen
"Malcom? Your work is of excellence. 0.5 extra ruble has been of deposit in your account"
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@ploughmansfolly
Some say it was the most difficult struggle. The hardest ever. Nobody struggled like I did.
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@Aristos_Revenge
Suppose there's a handoff mechanism. Many bots with an escalation to a human when it detects that the heat is on.
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@SwordMercury
Compare the size of the DOD budget to entitlements (social security, welfare, etc).
If you stop paying entitlements, the government will fall. If you defer critical maintenance for the military for 'just one more year', nothing happens, probably.
It's as simple as that.
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@HarmlessYardDog
I wonder how fast a crimethinker could solve the problem by simply looking at the names of the welders and inspectors?
🤔🤔🤔
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@extradeadjcb
If there's anything that turns a woman on, it's showing her you can't make the most trivial decision without her instruction and approval.
All my ex-wives said this.
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@FoxfordComics
Jeets are not beating the allegations. (They continue to beat their rape-wives).
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@kitten_beloved
@QuetzalPhoenix
"I carefully built this golem to destroy my enemies, but it turned on me instead! Why didn't anyone warn me about this??"
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@QuetzalPhoenix
If diversity and multiculturalism are strengths, why doesn't Israel take in immigrants from around the world?
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@TheSkytard
@SwordMercury
I didn't say exact, I said better.
China has immense industrial capacity, which the US lacks. We can't match their ability to produce materiel at scale.
You don't need to sink a carrier, you just need enough of a hit to stop flight ops.
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@Slatzism
Hey girl, um, I know you're being held in sexual slavery by cave men, but, um, can you please give a shout-out to
#JustStopOil
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@HarmlessYardDog
"Boden pls, Rushha is attacking, we need the nooclear codez!"
"I like ice cream, Jack! Where's that black girl we hired?"
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@TheSkytard
@SwordMercury
By the time they were at Volksturm they didn't have much left in the tank.
A better comparison to China in 2024 would be America in 1941
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@Slatzism
Lot to unpack here. I guess making men on the internet mad is *a* way to get male attention, kind of like chasing girls with worms in 3rd grade. Good on ya, whoever breaks that facade is in for a wild ride.
As far as women being evil, no sure. More like women are impressionable
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@TheSkytard
@SwordMercury
A tank costs NATO ten million, but the Russians have proven it can be killed with a $500 Chinese drone.
So are dollars really the best measure here?
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@Amish_but
@HarmlessYardDog
@DissidentSoaps
Nobody. At that point there might be cascading failures/attacks as well.
It's horrific stuff to contemplate. Make sure you have some beans and rice put up.
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@martyrmade
Ask Joel Berry if he prefers this guy over a random Jew. I bet his answer will change!
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@BigDLilA2LAS
@memeticsisyphus
Yo check it, Chase Bank give you free money mang, you use yo phone to scan da code and you keep witdrawing and it aint no limit you just keep doin it
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@Maarblek
Carrot and stick, for Nick.
The Feds originally were using threats on him, but they've figured out that giving him a steady supply of Columbian marching powder works the best.
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@Klaus_Arminius
@VDAREJamesK
Remember when ski slopes didn't need security and metal detectors?
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@Gmoney2234561
The Chinese and Russian ships are being allowed through though. Just not western ships or ships related to Israel.
A Chinese flag on a vessel carries more weight than the United States Navy.
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@SwordMercury
Rittenhouse put two chomos in the dirt and a third into a meat basket, and yet the right can't scrape up $80K/year to keep him on side.
Complete patronage failure.
@bog_beef
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@brand_ork
Interesting that you bring up RV. The primary motivation for his doxxing was that he invented and popularized the term "wignat" to describe people like Nehlen - and Kessler.
They destroyed one of our most effective guys because he made fun of them on the internet.
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@TeslaInTrmpland
@CookiMous
I think that maybe, they see the "NI..." and their brains just lock up.
"THAT person must be the antagonist because THEY are saying the Bad Word". With that framework, they then fail to get the joke.
"He's breaking the TOS", but they mean it unironically.
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@Slatzism
Canada is like some island full of cute little flightless birds that evolved without predators, and now someone's turned coyotes loose on them.
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@TheSkytard
@SwordMercury
This is where the big industrial base + population comes in. They can afford to do OJT, buy working designs from Iran if they have to, and get quality via quantity.
A war with the
#1
global industrial power isn't something to take lightly, but too many Americans do just that.
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