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CS Lewis said somewhere that it isn’t just that his friend died, it’s that the part of him that only his friend could bring out would never be brought out again.
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The fact that this isn't even a top 50 image from the Trump presidency really blows my mind
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crazy what happened to both these guys
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@thechosenberg Also there's more responsibility the longer you've been there, they're trying not to drown the newb and also trying to avoid the newb screwing anything up.
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We are duplicitous when we’re different around different people, we’re just around different people, all unique. But when we lose someone, some part of us is also lost irrevocably.
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@literally_chad
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@Change You can like or dislike the speech, but he's addressing Benedictine College. This is not a captive audience at a secular institution, this is a very religious audience hearing a religion-influenced speech-- nobody is being imposed upon.
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@literally_chad
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Calling your love "my partner" is cringe
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calling your partner "my love" is cringe.
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Right, so who won?
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@literally_chad
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1) Church isn't a buffet for porn addicts 2) Modern women aren't trash
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Look in church.
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When you dismantle the USSR, destroy a million man army for a cost of 292 coalition dead, and secure civil rights for the disabled but the electorate is mad that the top tax bracket went from 28% to 31% for people making 2-3x the median income
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Uhhhh BASED
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@literally_chad
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Been lurking in women dominated corners of the internet
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@SelfMadeMastery A rice cooker-- it sounds stupid and superfluous but it's actually the only way to live.
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@Cluffalo There's no way to argue with someone who thinks South American women or Chinese women will be "more submissive" or whatever. Just gotta chuckle
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I miss my college friends, and I miss my Eddie, who passed in December. I shall never again, can never be again, the young apprentice at the master’s feet absorbing wisdom.
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@literally_chad
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On twitter, people act like these outfits are right-coded. In real life, they (and all period clothing) are left-coded.
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Republicans want women to dress like this.
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@JulianWaller When the training data is just Weimar Germany and Singapore
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He died in the most Brideshead Revisited way imaginable; a convert in his last month, emergency baptism while in a coma.
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Remember that education isn't exactly what's killing religion.
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Students at Oxford, Cambridge and Durham University are twice as likely to worship on a Sunday as the general population (2018 data).
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Two can play this game, and I've actually spoken to women so mine is [real]
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@WomenBeingAwful
Women Being Awful
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How do you feel about this? Is it accurate?
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I don't wanna fight about this but expensive coffee shops are for the women
@notkavi
multiple horse color denialist 🌉🚱
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Things I want more of, as yimby
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The demons in hell: "Why do I hear boss music?"
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@realgirl_fieri Cashews, small cubes of cheese, and cheerios are a meal.
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@literally_chad
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People don't tend to understand what sex trafficking is, how common it is, and what it looks like. It isn't "girl in Nebraska want to move to the big city" or "girl abducted from mall." It's Andrew Tate types lovebombing, then "do it for us,"ing.
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pagliacci the hated 🌝
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Emily Willis started doing porn after she was introduced to it by a man she met on Tinder who ended up being a scout for Girls Do Porn — which was recently shut down by the Feds for trafficking. so many women ended up in the industry like this but no one wants to talk about that
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@panickssery This is a legit question, the thought it takes to reach the point where this question occurs to you is beyond what most people give to the subject, don't let haters make you feel stupid.
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@KatyHelenah Most successful autistic job applicant
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Red= American because Washington did it Blue= American because Jefferson did it Yellow= American because Polk did it Why don't we hear more about James K Polk? Easily a top 10 President as measured by impact
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"If women were in charge there'd be no more war" The women with cult followings:
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@MeganBitchell I hope these screenshots are old and it was a year ago and this is soft-launching an engagement
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Or, to put it another way: there are people who dress like this. 90% are autistic. 50% are gay. 50% are grad students. That doesn't add up to 100% because there's a lot of overlap, and none of those exclude being fascist per se, but more of them are are in polycules than are rw.
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@bilbosfootcomb It's an attempted dunk but actually she's amazing
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I’m also thinking of @CatholicDad0207 and @newerasky , who I haven’t seen in 7 months. College friends are worth keeping close.
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@literally_chad
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>Go to Confession for the first time in over a year because stroke things >30 dollars each way to uber >Attempt to enter building 45 minutes early >Asked to leave, threatened with police if I come back >Uber home without Sacraments Guys
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Big day, please pray for me
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Email I'm sending to Father
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>Go to Confession for the first time in over a year because stroke things >30 dollars each way to uber >Attempt to enter building 45 minutes early >Asked to leave, threatened with police if I come back >Uber home without Sacraments Guys
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@StatisticUrban 5 terms for dudes born in a 3 month window.
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@hollowearthterf Also, if you have a tradwife who doesn’t have a career aside from homeschooling your children, in what sense did you expect to not financially support her for life? She lowered her defenses in trust of that support, and legally enforcing your obligations isn’t evil.
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@constans "Actually TV is contraception" is a take that people get mad at but it's not incorrect
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@uncle_deluge
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Cats are Muslim. Dogs are Quakers. Rabbits are Catholic. Bears, I assume, are Orthodox
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How does a woman reach adulthood not knowing the basics Am I a snob, or are most people just really stupid?
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“Who knew there are only a few days a month you can get pregnant?” We have completely failed women.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 Missing 54'40, British Columbia is ours too
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Chastity isn’t about the future spouse. Chastity is about God.
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They’re straight up not having a great time
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@SoamJack
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@literally_chad Post more of these
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Spymaster Google is saying that the max size of an ICBM equipped Russian nuke is 800kt. I calibrated 4 circles around the blast site, and the outside circle means "I felt it, I'm sunburnt, but I can walk it off." If Arlington Cemetery were hit, the Capitol is fine. etc.
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@eigenrobot
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mass nuclear war would be fine. >90% of the country unaffected. america is just a really big place and even with a lot of nukes its hard to destroy much of it
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Millennials were the ones there, you absolute boomer
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Millennials would never understand
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@constans bro what
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If you can't leave a 12, 14, or 17 year old in the car alone something is terribly wrong. 30 yards? We're talking about a sub 1 minute trip.
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@Chuck_Ritter92 1) I don’t work there. 2) I’m not about to walk 30 yards away and leave my 8 month old, my 2 year old, my 12 year old, my 14 year old, or my 17 year old daughters in the car alone and unprotected. If I’m in close proximity to a cart corral, I put my cart up. If not, fuck it.
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@imaginarylilguy They don't in Texas, either
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@SouthPhillyJays Library copies have a huge markup and iirc aren't used so often that it even balances out, at least for a few years.
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@StatisticUrban It's always Iowa. Khrushchev, Xi, several Popes, the Presidential primaries. . .
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Do not engage the opposite sex at the gym. It's against convention and regulations. Do you workout, maybe have 2-3 dudes who you bro nod towards when you enter and exit, but do not acknowledge women
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@abarefootmomma One thing about it-- a small part, and it doesn't contradict what others are saying-- is that when you reach your 70s you've lost a lot a people and while it still hurts, you've done it enough to keep some functioning. It's like teens in their first breakup vs 10th when you're 30
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When I walk around in a double breasted suit with an ascot with a cigar, people don't think "look at that MAGA extremist!"
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@sweatystartup Nick, if the views on this don't buy you another bottle, it means you've been shadowbanned. 11/10.
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@Henryz_mom They're mad at you but you're right.
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Are we allowed to start Christmas posting yet
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@emilykmay Yes! Before cars were mainstream, the second largest expense people would have (after their house) was a piano, which was both a status symbol and because recorded music was rare to non-existent, necessary. Of course it's odd if your brother is still in that tradition.
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@ImNotOwned They're mad that they're basically identical but have snakes
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@constans It's so easy to notice Trump dialogue when it's unmarked, to write something that's convincingly him, but it's also really easy to be surprised. A true original, distinctive style, unpredictable content, a true bard.
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“It’s okay for me to work at Lockheed Martin, I’m neurodivergent” “it’s okay to cross a picket line, I have ADHD” “I get to yell at gig economy workers, I have anxiety” Need a moratorium on get out of jail free cards
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A friend of mine has died in particularly gruesome circumstances— prayers appreciated.
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"My quest for political power was furthered by murder; this is a feature and not a bug."
@hunt4change
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I have never regretted the abortion I had at 18 years old. Roe v Wade would be 51 years old today - 51 years of women getting to make choices over her own body.
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The idea that children should be spoken to like this needs to go. They're people, address them as such. This is also a knock on most schools. If your educator sounds like this you should move.
@sfmcguire79
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This is how white women for Harris want to govern you (yes, it’s the same woman):
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This is the funniest doxxing scandal twitter has ever had
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i would like to just say THANK YOU to all the sperm donor candidate applications. Im overwhelmed with the amount of support, and Lizzie is INCREDIBLY happy In FACT, we have already found her suitor! and he's booked his flight to Vermont!! 🥳🥳 This app truly is a Godsend, and
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@ArmandDoma Because the theory is they'd lose even more if they wait. Damage control, lose 6 months of power but get 200 seats or wait 6 months and only get 100.
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@JoshuaTCharles
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I think it’s incredibly creepy that the US Capitol dome depicts the “Apotheosis of George Washington,” surrounded by a host of pagan deities. “Apotheosis” means deification. This is how pagans viewed many Roman Emperors after their death. It represents a pre-Incarnation order.
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The median income in 1990 was around 21k/year nominal dollars. The "new taxes" applied to individual incomes over 49k. And 82k for married, filing jointly. This is the American Alsace–Lorraine. We doomed the west for this.
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The most amusing part of this is that a third of the population in the "bigot" zone is black and every lib is like "no they don't count, I'm talking about real people"
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@Cluffalo Forever boyfriends are so much more numerous than "chads."
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@WASPmexicano W could have pulled this off.
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@PaleoAutist I don't think that's true for almost any women, though there are bubbles where it might apply.
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Ah, I thought it was the companionship and sex and family, but it turns out it’s the laundry
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@agostino_harry I didn't, they're the civil rights for the disabled
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There's a conundrum here. As an atheist, I saw this and thought "yeah, that's weird, and also most families do in fact rationalize step-parent or teacher abuse and this is a scapegoating thing." As a Catholic, though, it *is* more significant if a priest is an abuser.
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Learning that Catholic priests sexually abuse at the same rate as Protestant preachers and way less than public school teachers was a real blackpill moment for me. Why was this all about Catholics? Profoundly effective smear campaign.
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@Juggerbear95 They’ve been through it.
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MEN WE ARE ASSEMBLED TOGETHER TO RATIO THIS MAN TO HELL
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Regular reminder that Lord of the Rings is fiction
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. . . if you're making 4x the median wage and don't need to miss weekends with family, your mission is not to mess up what you currently have because it's the peak human situation
@Historycourses
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I want to launch these ppl in the Sun
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I'm begging people to go outside; 30 year olds are as a general rule hot
@ax_angelo
Ax Angelo 🎃👻
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When they're worn harder than a cheap gas station toilet #dirtyafter30
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@BitecoferStan Are we really gonna let them claim there have been 27 Presidential elections with primaries?
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There's an implication that "trads" are anti-food pantries, which stood out to me as the strangest claim made. Pope Francis himself extended faculties for Confession to the SSPX because he was so impressed by their service to the poor. There are "trad" issues but that's not one
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The liberal ethos that swept the U.S. Catholic Church is undergoing an immense change, with plummeting church attendance, increasingly conservative priests and young people searching for more tradition reshaping parishes across the country.
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@AlanCHenderson @Change At Benedictine College? Yeah, I'd bet that's actually the case.
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@MattZelinsky I know but even with the koi being fine it's an amazing image.
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Something that Catholics don't understand is just how unimportant we are to the outside world. We seem to believe there's a certain prestige, a grudging respect for the Church from nonCatholics. There is not. The modal nonCatholic thinks "they're pedos" once a year. Nothing more
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Being denied Communion because you're attempting to receive on the tongue is among the most confusing things one can experience. It's more than confusing, but in the moment it's bewildering, especially the first time it happens.
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@nocertainlynot I know a woman who majored in mechanical engineering 1) to prepare for homeschooling 2) to meet men who would be able to afford for her to be a SAHM.
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@Yesimteamedward According to their subreddit, 1 dollar per mile pleases them and it's not really a percentage thing.
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The radiation-cancer thing is diminished if you detonate higher, but higher means more fire and pressure. All in all, I'd prefer not to trade cities with Russia, but I'm not going to panic if I'm outside the third ring here.
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Damn this blew up. I wanna take this opportunity to tell you that you're never too old to start smoking. Don't let teenagers be cooler than you!
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My bff has chopped the tip of his thumb off and hasn’t insurance; prayers quite appreciated.
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I have a job interview in 3 hours; prayers appreciated
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When you're mean to me, this is why the Pope says you're being mean to
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I'm alarmed that such a large fraction of people who describe themselves as Christians are so far from a Christian outlook. This isn't even a tough case, these are directly discussed at length in the Gospels. It's not arcane, it's not complicated or developed, it's unquestionable
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This is what actual blacklisting looks like
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@claredhunt He’s literally dating a women finishing up a PhD and is on the cusp of being a billionaire
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Staying past 18 is great. Having your kids and your parents simultaneously is Not It.
@leamaric
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Trad LARP Twitter: “multigenerational housing is so based” People from actual traditional cultures who know:
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