VomiteAqui
@TeslaInTrmpland
Followers
177
Following
48K
Media
177
Statuses
7K
@iamyesyouareno I know nothing about reddit but it’s a bit odd that you can get banned from roastme for being too good at it.
140
98
18K
@lporiginalg At least she’s smart enough to only post about it online in this indecipherable code.
5
24
5K
@DelusionPosting There are 2 black girls from New Orleans who constructed a new proof of Pythagoras’ Theorem, which is actually a big deal, but some people gotta make it even bigger than it is and say it’s the only proof ever 🙄.
29
32
3K
@iamyesyouareno “If you ever vacation in a foreign country you must accept unlimited unintegratable immigrants, I am very smart”.
6
27
2K
@keewa In America, “burger” refers to the ground beef patty. In Australia “burger” means the bun. Source: I’m Australian born Texan.
22
15
2K
@rao_zam @PicturesFoIder >why does every single one of them ride it down the hill at full speed?. Because they’re riding it like they stole it.
2
7
1K
@noahpasaran Arabic numerals were not invented by Muslims. They were invented by pre-Islamic pagans.
23
4
1K
@Mrgunsngear The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to.
18
46
790
@HazelAppleyard_ “Don’t assume people’s gender!😭😭😤😡”.“Ok”.“Why did you ask this guy’s gender?😡😤😭”.
8
10
697
@Slatzism I lived in Indonesia for 10 years including a couple of years in bali. I speak bahasa Indonesia and a bit of Javanese, and my wife is Javanese. Indonesians fucking love to see westerners getting right into their culture. When I wore batik they’d cross the street to tell me how.
7
15
679
@ulxma Or…a relatively small number of young boys is having sex with a larger number of young girls….
24
6
602
@HazelAppleyard_ “my wife and I are struggling with capitalism” is a funny way of saying your wife is struggling because you’re trooning out.
2
2
511
@InsaneCope lmao this is the worst cope I’ve ever seen. I lived in Asia for 10 years and the women there avoid pajeets like the plague. Even hookers turn them down.
7
7
438
@__Raff @spikesguides Shotguns would definitely be helpful for these suicide drones on terminal approach. For the ones that drop a grenade or mortar on you from 200ft, not so much.
3
4
411
@lporiginalg That was a pretty good movie. Not as good as The Daily Beast is trying to make out, but still pretty entertaining.
5
0
374
@esjesjesj “I wouldn’t mind it if it didn’t have any impact on me”. I got bad news for you honey.
2
4
352
@Kira_Talis “Pointing out that bears are dangerous is worse than tearing me limb from limb”.
9
7
366
@lporiginalg ftm = “first time mom”…took me a minute to get “female to male” transie out of my head.
2
1
287
@esjesjesj Good. The fleeing felon is responsible. If your criminal actions create the conditions that lead to a death, you’re responsible.
15
0
225
@CravenTHC @UltraDane If they represented your views so poorly they hadn’t repaired a bridge you depend on for 30 years, you’d presumably vote for someone else or run for office yourself.
5
0
206
@lanson_the_wolf Cramped, no private outdoor space, noisy, dirty common areas, pests become everyone’s problem, fire alarms, parking sucks, no workshop for projects, I like yard work 🤷♀️.
0
1
204
@mehtabackupacc Prohibit men from arming themselves and charge them mercilessly whenever they interrupt an attack and then dunk on them when they don’t stop an attack 🙄.
7
5
180
@DelusionPosting When there’s no black people: exclusion. When there’s one black person: tokenism and also imagine how afraid they must feel. When there’s only a couple of white people: they’re invading our spaces. When there’s no white people: white flight.
3
6
188
@HazelAppleyard_ >the panties are pink and the lace is black. Even if I was willing to suspend my disbelief and assume for the sake of the argument that this isn’t a fetish post and OP genuinely wants advice to stop his Real Woman™ underwear falling down, why do we need this information?.
6
1
189
@BobDistrict12 @stillgray Imagine threatening someone pointing a gun at you when you’re in such a tactically terrible position: sitting, with the cop at 7 o’clock. It was basically suicide by cop.
2
1
185
@AsianDawn4 Ummm…the most decorated regiment in US military history was the 442nd composed almost entirely of Japanese Americans during WW2.
6
5
190
@Lead_Flinger According to the federal government it is a firearm so dangerous that it requires special paperwork, tax, fingerprints, etc. but also according to the federal government it is not a firearm at all and therefore not protected by the second amendment.
7
10
183
@typecfemale “management consultant” is a fake job, and the “consulting industry” is total nonsense to me. I am a technical consultant, because I’m a technical expert in a particular industry, and that’s a real thing where I help a client solve a problem that I know more about than they do.
6
6
180
@MomsPostingLs I feel like this is an L for a society where grocery stores stock penis pasta.
4
0
155
@BillboardChris @againstgrmrs Even the use of the term “reconstruct” is wholly disingenuous. You cannot reconstruct that which never existed prior.
0
2
163
@policelawnews Shooting someone carrying a gun in a non-threatening manner in their own home isn’t reasonable. If you’re scared of armed people in their own homes then you cannot be a cop in America.
0
1
157
@lporiginalg This man would be a Nobel laureate by now if the Norwegian academy of science hadn’t been captured by the gay agenda.
4
1
143
@Howlingmutant0 @tomgara Of course they’ve considered it, and in fact, they have resolved to bring in billions of immigrants.
1
2
139
@ReduxxMag Aren’t they supposed to be able to get like 5 years per image? Why aren’t they throwing the book at him?.
5
2
134
@TSSalamander @typecfemale There are two totally distinct jobs that both get called consultant. One is what you describe. The other is a “management consultant”, and they’re overwhelmingly fresh graduates with zero experience and work for the “consulting industry”. The latter seems completely fake to me.
3
3
137
@JenLuvsFitness @DelusionPosting If you make a game about fighting Hitler that makes you Hitler.
2
0
131
@Lead_Flinger I am an Australian citizen (live in TX) and was told I’d have to enter a camp for 3 weeks if I returned to the country of my birth 🙄. Also, my wife was barred from entering.
3
0
126
@avsterbone @MorosKostas @NMPGVnow @vivarioarriba Seems like they’re doing it in the course of conducting business too 🤔.
1
0
117
@mcuban @BillyM2k @elonmusk @BillAckman You’ve demonstrated again and again that you have no idea what DEI is.
0
2
119
@VincetOmniaDeo @EmilyGouldNYmag But you don’t understand. Him working hard to pay the bills made her feel bad, and the idea of her working hard to pay the bills is ridiculous!.
1
2
113
@DelusionPosting *5 minutes after the revolution*. “Comrades, due to production shortfalls we will be implementing work camps”.
1
0
114
@Rothmus I mean, if you extend the period over which you’re averaging to include time before the call center was built….
4
0
110
@IanCopeland5 @zaelefty @rohangilkes Guy with post noms in Twitter handle demands to know educational attainment of people that school him. Cope harder.
0
0
105
@HazelAppleyard_ I feel like this is part of an escalating pattern of behavior that will come to include physical and sexual assault.
4
2
107
@WomenPostingLs Is she talking about like the tradition where you cut a slice of cake and feed it to your new wife and usually it’s a bit uncoordinated and it gets smeared on her face?.
8
3
98
@MalesOfReddit They’re not trying to not exist…they’re trying to force women into online shopping.
1
1
91
@Provokatov The patrons of a high end restaurant being oppressed by the minimum wage workers of the restaurant 🙄.
0
5
94
@NoCapFights There needs to be an option to block people from replying to your tweets with a video. Would cut out 99% of the spam comments.
2
1
87
@timecaptales @creepydotorg Yeah, that’s not much of a dose. Occupational limit whole body limit for a radiation worker is 5,000 mrem/year (50 mSv/year). If these girls spent 5 minutes inside the claw they got 5 mrem.
4
3
89
@DelusionPosting Man it’s been ages since me and the boys got together for some genocidal gang rape 🙄.
2
1
85
@iamyesyouareno Has this guy ever looked at his own skin tone? If he’s not midnight ofc he has white ancestors.
6
0
79
@souljagoytellem @MisterPublius There are 18 million LGBTQ+ adults in the US, but only 9.8 million cashiers, so that occupation fails your own test.
6
1
80
@HazelAppleyard_ I’m an employer and throw all resumes with pronouns in the trash. I’ve never had a transformer make it to an interview but it would be over before it starts.
3
1
88
@kalihollowayftw From HES website: "We are a fully accredited Harvard school. Our degrees and certificates are adorned with the Harvard University insignia. They carry the weight of that lineage. Our graduates walk at University Commencement and become members of the Harvard Alumni Association.
3
3
88