@Bortvanhoutenn
White Americans think that because they have tubs of chemical granules called things like “Jimmy Shit’s Smokin Hot Butt Blaster!” that they are connoisseurs of spicing food.
@NotABigJerk
Very funny that this meme cropped up right as most of Europe is under 50c heat. Yep - they’re all just hanging out resolutely refusing to consume any hydration
@jrc1921
So the man with a forensic nature, who want to restore a grip on politics, has not at any stage asked his close friend and advisor for more details on why he regularly visited a notorious nonce.
@brokenbottleboy
“I’m the Food Editor. Am I actually so bad at my job that I’m unaware that Lidl has been doing a roaring trade selling really good quality products at excellent price points for years? Time for me to find out!!! “
@LumpyTheCook
Yep. I discovered an old list of bookmarks from about 10-12 years ago in Firefox a while back. Almost all gone. Dead links. Gone forever.
@brokenbottleboy
@aceplym
“What we’re after Giles is if you write like a Loaded contributor from 1995 but without any of the joy or humour, and with an ice cold vein of proper racism to tickle the boomers”
@flying_rodent
@brokenbottleboy
For those not familiar with this - his dad is a very well known and well connected travel journalist who got him the gig. The original garbage, racist, sexist article that people objected to has been erased from the internet by The Grauniad.
@theangelremiel
@ChrisBennion_
@yngvlgrn
Only marginally less annoying than the “UwU! :) Hiya! We made you a little producty- wodducty wiv our bare hands and a whole lot of loooooove” format
@terryfuck45
@StefGotBooted
Or that his family was so desperate for a freebie to Barbados that they just said “fuck him” and shoved him on a jet at the height of Covid lol
@mr_ooptimistic
The answers to these are , obviously 1) she literally has a song called ROAR and 2) the city is famous for its shopping mall called the “Bullring” lol
@sturdyAlex
@SophyRidgeSky
Quite right Alex. Having been invited on the show Jones should have had the sense to remain silent throughout out of respect!
@becca__lundberg
@spectator
You’d make a more honest, moral and agreeable living scraping turds off the walls of London’s sewers than being paid to spew crap like this
@TPGRoberts
@Obsayxx
Dunt is rising quickly to challenge Peston in his bafflement at astonishingly obvious things in which he plays a large part in creating
@WitlessWolrab
@TheRockRevival_
I too am shocked that a pop event aimed at teenagers run by a pop radio station aimed at teenagers contains pop aimed at teenagers
@msm_monitor
GB Energy is like Dark Energy. It may or may not exist, it exists in a quantum superposition of existence depending on what Keith decides to fart out at any given moment in time.
'Of the hundreds of people arrested in the wake of the riots, one in particular haunts my mind. It’s Julie Sweeney from Church Lawton in Cheshire.'
✍️ Brendan O'Neill
@mrjakehumphrey
@Keir_Starmer
This sums up the brilliance of Sir Keir for me. His policies are as tough, if not tougher than the horrid Tories, but he’s able to feel sadness and compassion about enacting them
BREAKING: Jonathan Ashworth has claimed that the debacle in Paris is a direct result of ungrateful voters failing to give him his rightful seat in Parliament