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🍉 creating daft leftist content • forever avenging the death of ar lady di and geronimo alpaca • sir captain tom whisperer • featured on BBC and Channel 4
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Joined February 2014
Do you remember Princess Diana's heroic defending?
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I’ve signed this important petition, will you?
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interviewing people on ket outside the palace at 3am should be a regular feature on the news.
People off their box at 3.18am pay tributes to the queen at Buckingham Palace with a Lego Princess Leia
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there's real beef going on at Mumsnet
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Is this real?.
@Selmeridesout @chai_ste @ItsBrian_Murphy @SkipMcQueen She's alive and well in the Grand Cayman Islands
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happy two year anniversary to all those who celebrate
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Shocking to see farmers slowing down ambulances getting to hospital with their slow marches 😡
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Throwback to when Sir Captain Tom appeared on the Gladiators 👇
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I see a screw I bought in 2018 has been delivered by Royal Mail 2,117 days later
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The BBC produce the best football montages 👇
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Throwback to when Sir Captain Tom headlined Glastonbury
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Throwback to when Sir Captain Tom won World's Strongest Man in style 👇
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this is how I would’ve walked past the queens coffin.
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didn't actually realise how big Charles hands are till I saw this video
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Look how many Vote Labour signs I have taken down from my neighbourhood!. All in a days work! 💪
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playful update to the flag, what do we think guys!!!!
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Don't forget the BBC One Christmas Day Schedule this year! 👇
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@Keir_Starmer I speak on behalf of the whole country when we say that we welcome Keir Starmer being swapped with a prisoner held in Russia.
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Mr Blobby has joined the RMT picket line
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happy anniversary to all those who celebrate!.
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Throwback to when Sir Captain Tom scored an absolutely outrageous goal!
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BREAKING: Captain Sir Tom has his say on the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience
@chai_ste Does Captain Tom have anything to say on this?.
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A Sir Captain Tom portal has appeared in New York 👇
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god why are men so hard to get gifts for. wtf do u people want.
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Nigel Farage has uploaded his first video after the milkshake incident 👇
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GUYS!!!! So I put "any other leader" as my name in Starbucks and the barista yelled "would be 20 points ahead" And I said, "Starmer must resign!" And then everyone around me started to sing “Oh, Jeremy Corbyn!!” Omfg im crying 😭😭.
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Nottingham Forest actually flew in and out of Blackpool Airport on a 39-minute roundtrip flight for that FA cup game today. they even had their coach ready at the airport (which is now probably going back to Nottingham empty). that club has E.ON as a climate awareness partner.
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King Charles has unleashed his new painting 👇
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🚨.The guy with the balaclava has been identified as Luke Stanger
Loving the guy on the left. Astutely wearing a balaclava to make totally sure that no-one could possibly find any way of identifying him
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🚨🚨🚨.Sir Captain Tom has released his Christmas message from heaven.
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I can't keep up with all these new defections to the Labour Party omfg!
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🚨 BREAKING: A behind the scenes corridor recording of Starmer about the Rochdale Azhar Ali crisis has been leaked.
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this is like a rustler burger in a microwave.
Doggo finding out he's going to have a sibling.
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🚨🚨🚨.BREAKING: Sir Captain Tom's family have unveiled previous unreleased TikToks of the captain
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🚨.Here we go! Sir Captain Tom announced as the new leader of Hamas ✏️
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this is still how I would’ve walked past the queens coffin.
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🚨🚨🚨.Royal British Legian has announced a new remembrance poppy for 2023.
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for every 5 likes this get, I will post a picture of England.
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every Starmer supporter (2023 update)
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BREAKING: Sir Captain Tom welcomes Kate Middleton to heaven.
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🚨 NEW: Data from the ONS shows that Captain Tom is now the most popular boys’ name in England and Wales . It has been in the top 10 since 2020
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Is this the hardest photo of all time?
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Where's Boris?. Simple, he's escaping public attention while Matt Hancock takes the role as government scapegoat.
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BREAKING: Starmer denies 9/11 ever happened in shocking TV moment .
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this is how we scare the french in the next round.
Why do British people seem have an overriding need to destroy all that is holy in this world. A fish finger and cheese croissant!. Mais pourquoi ?! Pourquoi avez-vous consciemment choisi de créer cette monstruosité culinaire ?!?
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you watch the country, we'll watch the skies
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a 2nd Deliveroo has been taken out by Starmer.
🚨 NEW: There has reportedly been an incident outside Parliament in which a 'truck went over a woman on a bike' after Keir Starmer's convoy entered the gates . 📸 @snb19692
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how do I remove myself from this twitter circle
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@Liam_O_Hare @OwenJones84 All look happy to be apart of the biggest disinformation campaign of all time!.
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🚨 EXIT POLL: 🚨.Sir Captain Tom supermajority of 340 likely!
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Let’s not forget that he once deported a guy to a country he’s never been to over a scoop of ice cream in the London Riots while head of the CPS, he simply loves deporting people!.
🚨 NEW: Starmer pledges to deport migrants faster than the Conservatives. In a speech, he pledged to do "the basics better" saying Labour's plan involves "removing people more quickly so you don’t have to run up hotel bills".
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I was taking my sick poorly child to hospital when I was stuck behind these slow walking protestors.
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@Keir_Starmer I speak on behalf of everyone in the UK when we say that it’s time to resign in solidarity with the events of Southport. The buck stops the top, it’s time to go!.
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what on earth is Starmer playing at putting people's lives at risk here??
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@Keir_Starmer Red tinted neoliberal austerity isn’t change and will never be no matter how many times you tweet it every 5 minutes.
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@PolitlcsUK this will be the closest they will get to fighting on the beaches and d-day repatriations! they live for it!.
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Do you remember when Princess Diana won the World Snooker Championship at the Crucible 👇
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@AnthonyBraithw7 @SkyNews and that is worse than the misery faced by the people who get you to your holiday?.
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“genocide for me but not for thee”.
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@infamousmiz @Estrellaaa_xoo @tyk0_ @JoeBiden On behalf the UK, we'll return them to Guantanamo Bay.
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BREAKING: Rachel Reeves suggests "sending 12-year-olds to work for the NHS" to fix the economy in shocking interview
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name a better country, I'll wait.
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🚨🚨🚨.BREAKING: Workers clear up damage after a giant poppy affixed to Tesco roof falls off due to Storm Ciaran #StormCiaran
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I’m wearing my poppy this year to remember and reflect the sacrifices made by our true patriots at Just Stop Oil 👊
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